ITT: we poorly describe movies and other anons guess the title.

>>734622893
>kid gets i with the wrong crowd
>vigilantes kill a child
>relates to a subculture that peaked in the 80's

>>734622964
That's either The Crow or TMNT

>>734623004
neither

Michael Cera plays a socially awkward but good looking young male who tried to win the heart of a girl.

>>734622893
Operation Anthropoid

>>734623138
superbad
even tho i dont think hes good looking lol

>Death apple
>necrophiliac prince
>inspired every midget porno ever since.

>>734623247
snow white and the 7 cunts

>>734623247
Snow White

>I'm doing my part

>>734622893
>general
>asshole kills king
>asshole kills family
>i kill asshole
>asshole kills me
in order

>>734623138
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
plus about 10 more lol

>cuck this guy while he's in prison
>oh shit he's out
>help rob pawn shop
>him and all my friends die
>cool jacket

>>734623513
This guy gets it.

>>734623158
This may seem like splitting hairs, but no.

>>734623555
Drive

>>734623555
you forgot the elevator scene though

>>734623593
That was quick. Nice.

>japan
>be white
>get jumped
>fight leader of guys that jumped me
>win
>be black

>joy
>anger
>fear
>disgust
>sadness
>rip elephant

>in biker gang
>friend gets big forehead and loses his shit
>hiroshima 2.0

>>734623659
karate kid

>detective has mid life crisis over failed goals
>equipment from a sleep study he's part of gets stolen
>struggle dreams
>fat man cant find his best friend
>talking dolls
>everyone's waifu is real
>giant baby eats the bad guy to save the day and turns into a woman
>woman was the waifu all along
>woman marries fat man

The end

>>734623727
Elephant suicide in high school

>werewolf
>vampire

>be simple farm boy
>go on trip and captured by pirate
>ok im a pirate now
>rodents of unusual size
>inconceivable

>>734623794
no

>named after a color
>mommy issues
>scared of vaginas
>shave eyebrows
>become Hitler

>>734623757
yep

>>734623810
Underworld
Or..
Twilight

>>734623894
twilight

>>734623810
>>>/lgbt/

>>734623810
Sunset, dark moon, moon in front of sun, shattering sunrise

>>734623837
The Princess Bride
>not referencing As You Wish

the womans plumbing is broken but she has no money so she fucks the plumber the end

>>734623735
Akira

>indestructible nignog
>poor cracker
>indestructible cracker wife
>no longer indestructible
>get shot

>bald man kills everyone, the movie

>>734624042
Hancock

>>734624042
Hancock

>>734622893
that's not a movie, they just replaced hitlers name

>>734623735
akira

>be badass cop
>Great life with wife and kid
>NoMoreWater.jpg
>Oh fuck
>Get in squad car and drive away
>Shit happens, meet some retard in the woods
>Bikers kill family
>No rest until revenge
>Get revenge, but fuck up leg
>Have to wear leg brace forever
>Drive forever
>Apocalypse forever

>>734623480
Braveheart

>be bad guy
>not bad guy
>racing
>candy
>go rogue
>want metal
>still bad guy

>>734624186
no

>>734623881
nigger

>>734624110
>>734624127
yes

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>>734624137
>>734624012
Correct.

>>734622893
>hi i'm chinese guy
>dude cousin something frozen in ice
>kick ninja ass bitch whoo kungfu!
>end

>be spartan
>fight war
>hunchback of notre dame turns traitor
>nignog is god
>entire army dies
>make nignog bleed

>>734624176
Mad Max?

>>734624221
Wreck it Ralph

>>734624410
300

>be white
>curb stomp a nigger

>be British
>be wannabe neo nazi
>be unemployable dickbag
>blame pakis
>brick their houses

dude thinks he is a high level politician and untouchable
does drugs and shit
lots a suicides
fast forward a century
turns out dude was observed the whole time

>>734624176
Original Mad Max

>>734624410
>>734624424
correct

>Nice guy rings bells for a living
>Judge is abusive father figure
>fall in love with romani chick
>judge falls in love with romani chick
>MeaCulpa.wav
>romani to burn
>saved by nice guy
>judge falls off a building
>romani chick falls in love with blond dude

>>734624596

Romper Stomper?

>>734624424
>>734624221
winner

>be Japanese
>fuck daughter for money
>wife floods kitchen with breast milk

>>734624684
hunchback of notredamn

>>734624841
Oui

>>734624807
Sounds like a hentai.

>be alpha
>claim wife
>get cucked by bigger alpha on castle

>734624641
fuck, forgot how to greentext

>>734624069
a bruce willis movie

>>734624885

Nope, It's a proper film.

>>734624596
American History X

>asthmatic and young fool have a sword duel
>overconfident scrotum lmaos
>young fool wins and tries to fight the scrotum's electrical socket

>>734624176
Mad Max
>>734624221
wreck it ralph
>>734623727
Inside out

>>734625076
>>734623727
yea

>>734624901
Beauty and the Beast

>>734625044
Star Wars
Return of the Jedi?

>I'm a nigger who was saved by another type of nigger. Now I'm both kinds of nigger and I hate the other type of nigger in Chicago

>>734624959
boom

>>734623480
Macbeth

>>734625296
nope

>special mission
>all for one
>all dislike it at first
>eventually everyone agrees to do the mission
>Russian plays a German, and anyone with a brain sees this immediately
>almost everyone dies
>"tell me I'm a good man"

>Angsty SchoolShooter McBurningCross
>Ginger Hitler
>Chromdome
>UnsureOfSize McFuckedUpFace
>villains in the pile of rehashed ideas

>New York City
>my brother is my son
>mushrooms fight dinosaurs

>started with a street race
>now racing tanks vs submarines

>>734625398
mission impossible

>>734625182
Winrar

>>734625477
Super Mario Bros?

>>734625546
Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furryus?

>>734625546
fags and furious?

>>734625398
Glorious Bastards

>>734625586
Yes. GJ


>>734625574
Wrong.

>>734625647
Wrong

>Unlikely hero wants to fight to save China
>no one wants to let the hero do so
>unlikely hero eventually save China multiple times

>>734623138
Juno?

>>734625625
YEs

>live in town
>dictatorship
>i am arrow girl
>love baker man
>turn mass murderer

>>734625930
The Hunger Pains

EZPZ

>>734625930
The Starvation Olympics

>existential stick figure
>brain tumor
>seizures
>schizophrenia probably
>the pipe is leaking

>rich orphan
>clown
>animals
>shipped with a furfag
>im a furfag
>got a cool car

>>734625398
Hint: The Russian that plays the German isn't necessarily an actor... If you know what I mean.

>>734622893
This one should be easy.

>fight
>stuff happens
>fight
>win

>>734626114
Batman

>>734626165
Rocky

>>734626165
The Dark Knight Rises?

>>734625250
Hint: Movie title starts with I.

>>734623480
>in Rome
>no longer general after asshole kills family
>have to entertain people now

>>734626186
ye

>>734624807
Visitor Q, sumthing hard ploz

>>734626308
The Gladiator

>The Gladiator and Wolverine fight their way through the French Revolution

>>734626308
Sporticus

>>734626464
correct

>>734625127

Correct

>>734626399

Also correct

>get kidnapped
>get released
>fuck daughter

>wrestling
>robots

>>734626682
real steel

>be whiny faggot
>discover god is black

>>734626658
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

>be big city author
>move to bumfuck, nowhere
>get raped
>castrate some rubes

>>734626766
Bruce Almighty

>>734626100

rejected

>>734626658
Oldboy

>>734627010
close but nope

>be beta faggot
>disappointment to dad
>mom dead
>anchovies.jpg
>make food maker
>fuck weather chick

>>734626981
>>734627015

Correct

>>734622893
Does anyone know ops? Its bugging me

>>734627067
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatcucks.

>>734627040

everything will be ok

>be pious minister
>nig convict and pals rape family
>watch
>payback

>>734627163
the full movie is technically called "it's such a beautiful day" but yeah close enough

>>734627067
>>734627094 lets do it

>>734625786
Mulan?

>WW2
>be two female US soldiers
>infiltrate concentration camp
>esc

>>734627327
nah
i like /pol/

>>734627327
Waste of time

>meet kid across fence
>make him friend
>kid loses a relative
>we go look for relative
>little did i know the fucker's a jew

>>734628092

Tge boy in the Stripped pajamas

>Kid raised on a farm
>Hangs out with hermit old man
>Learns religion
>Wants to bang sister
>Wants to kill dad
>Drinks blue milk

>>734628401
Star Wars A New Hope

>be emo faggot
>teleport to new world
>kill giant dragon
>become hero of fagland

>>734623781
Paprika is my guess

>be robot
>can't kill child

>>734626117
Obviously SPR, jesus christ.

>be content life
>get curious
>discover that overlord is going to kill us all and eat us
>convince friendos to escape

>>734629111
Big Mommas House 2

>I dress in black
>He smiles like slack
>He burns his face
>She dies with grace

>>734628932
Win. Thank you it's about time.

>>734623555
Once upon a time in america

Punk rocker kills girlfriend, eats pizza and dances with children.

>>734629688
>faggot on /b/
>can't greentext
>kills self

>>734622964
Suburbia?