ITT we poorly describe movies and anons guess what movie. Ill

>>734617115
How high

>>734617115
>ex porn star
>do gore porn
>puss out
>get druged
>raped family
>commit family suicide

>>734617115
>cant see shit
>better kill myself
>oh wait

>>734617849
A Serbian Film

>>734617918
Scent of a Woman

>be guy
>get into army
>save all squad but not nignog
>get out of army
>gf is whore

>>734618230
Too easy... Forrest Gump

>>734618305
Yeah, probably the gf is whore made it too easy, try this one.
>Scientist with weird project no one gives a shit about
>Go into adventure in weird planet idk
>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

>>734618009
Yep
>eurofag in a small american town
>gets a house with some hot jailbait
>jailbait when to summer camp
>eurofag marry jailbaits mom
>jailbaits mom dies
>eurofag picks up jailbait from summer camp
>move to another town
>smash jailbait
>jailbait leaves
>eurofag found her again
>jailbait is now a milf
>eurofag kills some random cunt (the guy who help her leave, I guess)

>bookshelf being a bitch
>space, cunts.
>lose time
>become bookshelf
>bitch to yourself
>saturn, for some reason.

>>>734618453
Intersteller

>weird guy with a plug instead of a nose kills parents
>get weird scar

>>734618453
Interstellar

>>734618522
Harry Potter

>>734618132
nope

>>734618230
Forrest gump

>some kid grows up in the ghetto in new York
>makes friends with a bunch of wop gangsters
>makes a ton of money and starts doin cocaine
>gets arrested
>turns rat
>eats egg noodles and ketchup
>he did it his way

>>734617918
here's another hint that will probably give it away
>grocery store

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>>734617115
>tanks
>Nazis
>tank tred gets disabled at crossroad
>fight
>everyone dies but main character

Not very well known, but a good movie.

>>734618423
Lolita.

>>734617115
Barstow drugs Vegas drugs motorbikes jailbait drugs, drugs

>>734618648
Ahhh... The Mist?

>>734618693
yesir

>>734618648
The mist

>>734618675
Fear and Loathing

>>734618423
I know, Lolita

>>734618667
Fury

>>734618667
Fury is pretty well known, nigga.

>>734618601
Either goodfellas or scarface. I always get those two turned around.

>kids in plane
>plane crashes in island
>fat kiddo dies
>rest of the kids get saved

>>734618601
A Bronx Tale?

>>734618745
>>734618746
Good job. I never hear anyone talk about it though.

>constant pinkeye
>weapons obsessive
>robs stores
>almost kills someone
>too many sequels

>>734618760
Good fellas was it man. Great jorb

>Be dinosaur
>Mom dies
>Totally lost
>Make friends
>Triceratops is a total bitch
>Eat super awesome leaves

>>734618774
lord of the thighs

>2 girls in some foreign land
>crazy doctor kidnaps them + one chink
>ass to mouth

>>734618833
The land before time.

Ez

>>734617115
>niggers form a band
>Jew manages the band, cheats on niggers money
>niggers get mad and split
>nigger dies from AIDS

>>734618774
Lord of the flied

>>734618833
The Land Before Time
>>734618850
The Human Centipede

>Prodigial child
>leaves home
>fights war
>stops bullets
>wins war
>guy dies
>god dies
>sexy guy dies.
>the end

>>734618774
Lord of the flies

>>734618864
Straight outta compton

>life sentence
>break out
>find treasure
>kill a guy

>>734618864
Straight Outta Compton

>>734618927
Count of Monte Cristo

>>734618927
The Count of Monte Cristo

>>734618927
probably one piece.

>>734618899
Bumping this. Sounds interesting.

>>734618670
Yep
>three beaner friends join neighborhood gang
>one of them gets shot
>all three get arrested
>a different beanr get rape
>same beaner kills rapist
>few year later
>beaner now traffic drugs throughout prison
>beaners get released
>beaners mrin some chicks
>beaner ass rapes her because that all he know how to do
>sent back to prison (not becuase of the chick)
>get killed by his own crew in prison

>>734618948
>>734618954
winrar

>>734617115
a whole series of movies;
>white kid wants to be cool
>learns to fight and shit
>becomes so gangster that he turns black
>doesnt give a shit about his kids
>years later
>meets kid
>kid tries to fuck the black guy up
>nope
>comes back
>black guys pal fucks kid up
>nigger commits suicide to safe his white son
>everyone sings with giant hamsters

>ALIENS
>they don't try to kill us
>still almost end up killing us
>entire plot is a time loop

>>734619017
Arrival?

>>734619015
Star Wars

>>734619006
Blood in blood out

> 4 firends
> train
> dead body

>>734619015
That last line ruined my thought that it might be Karate kid.

>shame on you for no karate kid.

>>734619071
Yep.

>be flying insect
>sue humans
>world gets fucked up

>>734619110
Stand By Me.

>>734619110
>friends
my bad

>>734619126
A Bee Movie.

>>734619107
Nope the beaner doesnt know he was a Chicano

>>734619110
Stand by me

>>734619113
yaaaay!

>black guy bitches about being enslaved
>one hour thirty five minutes long
>reiterates same point the entire time
>good ratings anyways
>documentary.

>want to fuck human
>purple bitch helps
>tricked
>happy ending though

>>734618850
Human Centipede

>go to police academy
>be undercover
>get out of police academy
>be undercover
>oh shit we're both on the other side
>everyone dies
>except marky mark

>>734619247
30 Years a Slave?

>>734619247
12 year of slave

>>734619299
Departed

>>734619299
the departed?

>join army
>sand nigs
>oh shit PTSD
>ded

>France
>rebellion
>main character was a slave
>nobody we actually give a shit about survives

>>734619329
>>734619332
bingo

>be normies
>fuck in abandoned house
>cheat on husband
>2 hard to understand
>so sad
>dementia
>old ppl die @ end

;o

>>734619335
Jacobs ladder

>the story of a guy looking for a piece of tail with his dog

>hot blonde girl
>Get pineapples for papa
>have short memory weird thing

>>734619369
The Notebook?

>>734619369
shot in the dark but
the notebook?

>ice
>'feminism'
>predictable plot twist

>Be president
>Job fucking sucks
>Wife is a mega bitch
>Son runs off to war
>Generals are ass
>Congress is ass
>Ow I have a huge headache

>be captain
>cargo ship
>pirates
>dead pirates
>crying captain

>sand nig on boat
>tiger

>>734619374
>>734619374
a boy and his dog?

>>734619469
yep

>>734619414

Ding
Ding
Ding

>>734619449
Lincoln?

>>734619454
Captain Phillips

>>734619381
adam sandler movie?

>>734619454
Captain Phillips

>>734619255
hint # 1
>hillary clinton

>>734619468
Life of Pi

>>734617115
>indestructible
>fought isis
>piranha dick
>haircuts
>girls boobs get popped by power of singing

>>734619468
>Life of Pi
He was a poo-in-loo, not a sand nig

>>734619468
life of 3.141592653589793238462

>kill two niggers who tried to steal my car
>go to jail
>little brother is a shit

>>734619517
winrar, i suppose

>be banker
>kill wife
>prison get
>nig buddy
>rape get
>escape prison

>>734619589
american history x

>>734619580
fucking kek

>>734618714
My man

>>734619589
American History X

>>734619603
shawshanks

>Drug waifu is best waifu
>A S S T A A S S

>>734619540
don't mess with that dumb nigger adam sandler

>commit mass murder over a dog

>>734619603
Get busy livin'

>>734619381
50 First Dates

>cops kill prisoners
>nigger comes
>his huge
>charged for kill two girls
>cops has problems with his dick
>nigger fixed it by groping him
>nigger helps others
>nigger dies
>cops are sad
>cops quiet jobs

>>734619607
>>734619620
a winrar is you

>>734619636
Right
>>734619651
Tf

>>734619642
John Wick

>>734619642
john wick

>>734619661
the green mile

>Poorfag cock blocks richfag in middle of nowhere
>Some coffin dodger tells a story of how she was fucked

>>734619661
The Green Mile

>>734619675
>>734619683
Have a cookie

>scissors
>hands

>>734619686
Kill Bill?

>>734617918
The Mist

>BARELY FIT MY FAT ASS ON A SEGWAY AND RIDE AROUND THE MALL

>>734619661
The Green 5,280 feet

>be me
>beta as fuck
>have one buddy
>chick I like looks like a pig
>'girl is rape'
>'no'
>get phone into brain
>my brain can connect to the internet now
>hack gang and be superhero
>get wannacrypt ransomware on my brain and die
>this last one doesn't happen

>>734619766
mall cop

>>734619721
Edward scissor hand

>dead nig storage
>say what again

>>734619686

Titanic.

>>734619766
Paul Blart Mall Cp

>nigger dodges army duty
>Goes full blacked.com on some random bitch
>is attacked by nazis with burning crosses

>>734619778
Iboy

>>734619830
that's right

>If the Cold War was a fist fight

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>>734619785
>>734619826

>>734619812
pulp fiction

>>734619812
Pulp fiction

>>734619778
The Matrix

>be deer
>mum dies
>forest fire
>boss man

> trapped in a room with some cunt I hate
> act badly
> pick the dumbest method of escape possible

>gets raped by 2 underage girls
>girls are flight attendants

>>734619641
nice

>>734619812
Pulp Fiction

>>734619895
SAW

>>734619884
Bambi

>>734618601
Muthafukin goodfellas

>>734619823
Correct

>old veteran
>sees zipperheads move into neighborhood
>cleans the place up
>die in the process

>>734619884
The Lion King

>4 friends
>hunt treasure
>retard
>fat bitch

>>734619941
Gran torino

>love a plan formation

>>734619941
Grand troino

>some asshole had too many children
>be a governess
>sing way through entire movie
>Austria

>>734619941
Grand Torino

>>734619976
das reit

>a retard and an asshole take a road trip

>>734619953
Deer
>lion king

-.-
sick it was bambi

>>734619969
The Goonies

>>734619982
>>734619987
yup

>Based off a shitty MMO

>>734619992
Sherk

>fucks plum lady
>ohnoes.exe
>throws nigger out of building
>hates everyone now
>section ratio vs allah gold

>>734619978
The A Team

>>734619983
gone with the wind?

>>734620015
World of warcraft

>>734620023
nope

>Insomnia
>fighting

>>734620034
Nope. Think 60's.

>>734620075
fight club

>>734619983
The sound of music

>>734619999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
Nice quads though.

>>734620083
fuck my bad, it's sound of music

>be rabbit
>escape old group
>go to big hill
>Fuckin other rabbits
>half group dies
>make it to hill

>>734620096
Winrar!

>>734620063
Dumb and dumber?

>be insurance guy
>chick wants money
>husband is kill on the train
>not accident

>nig win lotto
>shit cant redeem it for 2 days
>ghetto know and wants it

>>734620141
nope

>some chick predicts every disaster ever
>writes it all down
>Nick Cage uses it as a stand-in for the Declaration
>sun explodes
>kids all live

>nignogs break into funeral home
>"i got the shit"
>am devil lol

>kid loses rap battle
>lives in a trailer
>le pizza man job
>le gf
>le gf is whore
>beat nigger
>gets beaten by nigger's squad
>win rap battle
>teh end lole

>RUSSEL CROWE
>HUGH JACKMAN
>VIVA LA FRACE

>>734620135
Zootopia?

>>734620189
9 mile

>>734620189
8 mile

>>734620189
the green mile

>>734620135
Watership Down

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>>734620163
Wat? Help other anons idk the movie

>>734620175
Tales from the hood

>>734620189
that eminem thing
>>734620190
les mis

>>734619924

Correct.

> be faggot
> write an entire novel about how gay I am
> cry a little
> ruin vampires before it was cool

>>734619884
Rambo

>big nig
>big nig good at football (american)
>big nig saves kiddo
>Blonde Milf

>chink's daughter is taken
>another chink is paired with nigger to save the kid

>>734619255
hint # 2
>singing

>Get off plane
>friends die
>wut is design

>>734620240
Thelma and Louise?

>>734620240
>hint: brothers

>>734620245
well done

>>734620173
Knowing

>>734620259
Blind side

>>734620280
final destination

>>734620259
The Blind Side

>math is life
>crack is life too
>hot chick gives some pills
>realize crack wasn't real
>math is life again

>Just another night in NY
>Pimpass nigga the king or something
>Holding an important dude hostage
>Nobody nearly dies saving him

>>734620303
nice one man

>>734620287
nope

>>734619992
Tommy boy?

>>734620271
Rush Hour

>thicc rabbit
>easter bunny
>son doesnt want to be easter bunny
>goes to hollywood
>gay retard becomes easter bunny
>rabbit plays drums

>>734620289
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

>Little girl believes in her dreams
>no one else does
>She grows up and does her dream
>people give her shit
>she does it better than everyone in her first few days
>Popsicle.

>travel alot
>meet friend
>make shitloads of other friends

>>734620340
nopers

>Stronk independunt woomyn
>Making you think of Carl Sagan
>the valley is uncanny
>*symbol* *symbol* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>(insert red dwarf reference, dave...)

>>734620360
nope

>>734620259
The blind side

>>734620358
Hop?

>be fish
>barracuda
>dead kids-1
>kid lost
>caught get
>find kid
>dumb blue fag

>>734620294
Damn, I'm surprised anyone knew this.

Anyway:

>Jason Bourne
>potatoes

>>734617115
This one is gonna be gud
>Be british gangster with tard bro
>Meet driver's sis
>Bang her
>Expand Business
>Expand dong in her
>She commits suicide
>End up in Jail

Can you guess it? kek

>>734620393
Finding nemo.

>>734620393

Finding Nemo

>>734620306
A Beautiful Mind?

>>734620297
>>734620387
>>734620304
Correkkkt

>>734620393
finding nemo

>>734620375
Bevis and Butthead do america?

>>734619353
Les Miserables?

>>734620463
nope

>>734620451
that's it man!!

>>734620289
Did the anons get it idk
>>734620287
>>734620360

>>734620364
Zootopia

>being raised by single father, who is also king
>he tries to give me away to some chick
>nearly get killed by dogs
>dad is sad
>no, I'm alive again
>father-son bonding

>>734620473
Yep.

>>734620306
A beautiful mind

>>734620417
Astronaut Farmer

>>734620497
no

>>734620483
Rain man?

>witness the evolution of the butt-plug throughout history
>Implication of direct influence in holocaust

> discover that kek is best power source

>>734620540
finally

>weird blue guy
>fuck blue guys gf
>blue guy kills friend

>>734620523
yes!

>>734620566
Monsters Inc.

>>734620540
AHHHH
holy fuck welldone
AAAHHHHHHH

>>734617115
>Be Secretly faggot Mathmatician in WWII Britain
>Be scouted couz super intelegent
>Join army project to decypher a cypher machine's messages
>Build self project to decypher machine for man
>doesnt work the first time too many codes
>gets solution after proposing to chick but not liking her couz hes gay
>solution works, machine works
>chooses to get home arrested and constantly drugged for being a homo rather than jail to stay and work in his projects.

>Hitler = Blueprint of space capsule

>assholes go on a journey to save some kid
>kid doesn't want to be saved
>assholes all die trying to save kid anyway
>after everyone dies kid accepts being saved

>>734620306
Matrix?

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>>734620575
Nice one, anon

>be astronaut
>left behind by crew
>makes own food
>colonises planet
>Matt Damon

>>734620612
imitation game

>>734620612
too easy man.

>>734619353
les miserables?

>>734620617
Saving private ryan

>>734620612
Pawn Sacrifice

>>734620617
Saving Private Damon

>>734620623
nope

>>734620636
Martian

>Fuck a baby as its being born

>bad at art
>lose one ball
>rapes niece
>kills self
>WW2

>>734620680
Ding ding ding! Good job.

kid gets abducted by a whire dude (!) but the white dude dies

>>734620700
Serbian Film

>>734620585
Watchmen

last one for me
>ditch god
>ayy lmao
>water

>be me
>be a man
>be a woman
>be my own mother
>be my own father
>be my enemy
>boss is the only character in this movie who is not me
>wtf is this shit

>>734620636
The Martian kek

>>734620707
Every Hitler documentary

>>734620746
Noah

>be rebel faggot
>can't get job
>brick mudslime windows

>>734620376
Contact?

>>734620707
Prelude to War

>>734620774
nah, i see what you mean though

>>734620616
Iron sky

>>734620757
being john malkovic

>>734620757
Split? Ayy

>>734620757
Predestination

>>734620814
Nope.jpg

>>734620757
Predestination

>Serial killer murders wife
>Only child is abducted
>Require the help of a mental handicap to find him

>>734620818
>>734620822
nope

>>734620830
>>734620868
Yes!

>Two brand names are best friends
>Go on an adventure
>They part ways again

>look there's cancer pills in your mouth on your shoes on a lunchbox on a sign on youtube in your drinks on a birthday card on facebook in the cinema within your soul HEY KAREN

>>734620253
The vampire diaries?

>be dubs guy
>shoot guns with flair
>omg my emotions
>Sean Bean Noooo

>>734620746
one and only hint
>swing away

>>734620803
rogue one dude

Can understand that aspect of it, though.

>be movie
>be also 26 other moive
>the end

>>734620917
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man

>ayy lmao
>annoying_yodeling.wav

>Based on the Street Fighter game series
>Fighters fight in the street among other places for the Street Fighting competition
>not Tekken

>>734619742
secon dline made me think that too but where's the cockblocking in kill bill

>Admiral! There be whales here!

>>734620954
Equlibrium. Was an alright movie.

>>734620954
Equilibrium

>>734621005
It's Titanic you fucken spaz. >>734619939

>disease everywhere
>she's immune of course
>chick gouges her eyes out

>>734620955
Signs

>>734621067
Yes

>>734620550
Hysteria?

>>734621054
28 weeks later

New thread?

>jews
>daughters of poor jew man
>matchmaker is there but useless in the end

>be fat fuck Nazi collaborator
>Oh fuck Heydrich just got shot
>Gotta find the fuck that shot Heydrich
>Wait, I'm the fuck that shot Heydrich?
>But I can't be the fuck that shot Heydrich
>Get everybody in Prague and they'll tell you I didn't shoot Heydrich
>Everybody in Prague says I shot Heydrich?
>My paper in my desk says I shot Heydrich?
>get shot for shooting Heydrich
>the fuck that actually shot Heydrich is shagging the professor's daughter.

>>734621101
Yea I guess

>>734621005
bill kills beatrix's husband at their wedding, it's a stretch but heyy

>>734621096
noo

>have a boring life
>bro signs me up for some shit
>people want to kill me
>it was just a game
>it wasn't a game
>it was a game

>>734620973
Well done.

>>734621054
Repo: The Genetic Opera?

>>734620955
Signs

>>734621150
that was quicker than I though

>>734621092
I made two attempts at this same movie ITT to see which one was more recognizable, but nah it's minions (2015)

>>734621138
The game

>>734619255
welp, since nobody wanted to
>The little mermaid

>be nig
>nig in future
>fuckin robots
>robots take over for 5 mins
>ultimate siri fucks up shit
>siri fucked by nig
>nig half robot
>robots are released

oh did I mention
>old rusty robots get fucked by white robots

>>734621178
yes

>board game
>need to free some weird guy we just met

>be anxious fucker
>shitty life
>hate boss
>decide to change things
>train like a champ
>smash keyboard on best friend (who fucked gf)
>hot chick (not gf) makes an hero

>>734621168
I have that on my media server lol

>>734619006
American me

>mind blown

>Cracka loses his shit
>Kills a bunch of fuckers over breakfast
>Oldfag cop shoots him because water pistol

>>734621178
>>734621218
FFFFUUUUUUUUU just lost DDD;

>>734621222
jumanji?

>>734620995
Mortal Kombat

>>734621222
Jumanji

>>734621284
yep

>>734621233
Wanted

>>734621269
wasn't that war games?

>Get satellite dish
>Gramps eats lizards
>Hungry monster comes
>Every dies

>aliens want to destroy earth
>two orphan sisters struggle to stay together

>>734621291
It was Street Fighter.

>girl joins family
>girl make dad get mad a wife
>girl: "fuck me daddy"
>dad: "no"
>girl kills family

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>biopic about a pedo that went black and successfully came back
>also good at singing

>>734621281
lmao

>>734619897
Knock knock

>>734621207
I robot

>>734620988
Hint: Sarah Jessica Parker

>>734620372
Adding on
>i am original friend
>an hero

>be fag
>run for office
>other fags support
>oldfag kicked out of office
>newfag joins office
>oldfag kills newfag
>newfag dead
>newfag first fag in office

>>734621401
The orphan

>>734621401
orphan

>>734621427
Yup

>>734621274
Falling down

>>734620364
Tomorrowland

>>734620670
>>734620520
I got it first you fuck

>>734621439
House of Cards

>>734621403
>Michael Jackson's This Is It
kek