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I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH I HAVE RETURNED

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I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH
I HAVE RETURNED
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He is risen!
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Are you Jewish, Christian, or Catholic???
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>>734616839
Jesus would have had atleast dubs imo
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But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you
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>>734616878

But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.
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>>734616920

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me
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Hear me Lucifer, take me higher higher, black masses black masses, help me Lucifer, take me higher higher, black masses black masses
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>>734616839
Sorry OP that is not how it works.
Seek professional help.


Christ has already been and gone.

When he returns we will see him in the sky, and his toe will but brush the top of Mt. Zion and all things will be fulfilled. Mankinds days will be at an end.

Do not despair though OP for you are mentioned. Christ said many would claim to be him in the end of days. And then all of mankind would be fooled by the Anti Christ.

You are not Christ or Anti Christ. Just a damaged human who needs a hug.
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>>734617219

Blasphemy is now a crime punishable by a €25,000 fine
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>>734617219
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The cute Sylveon overlooked a busy city from the hills in the outskirts, smiling with sheer cuteness but with a wicked twinkle in his sky-blue eyes. The skyline of the city reflected in those shimmering, pure blue eyes that resembled large polished jewels. The Sylveon's smile just widened as he declared: "You poor puny insects have no idea what's going to happen to you." He stated it so matter-of-factly, as if whatever he was talking about had already happened. As the Sylveon started walking down the hill, he also started growing in size, swelling much larger with every step down. His cute paws started leaving ever bigger imprints on the ground, going from crushing blades of grass into crushing whole trees down into the ground. Several Flying type Pokémon fled out of the trees that were getting crushed and toppled over, but Sylveon was not bothered by them or anything else on his path. Soon Sylveon came out of the forested area to a road leading to the city. Many of the people driving around on the road had already seen the approaching giant Sylveon. A few of them had recognized it as a danger and tried to avert the approaching pink disaster, but many had simply written it off as some sort of a show and wondered if they were perhaps filming a movie. However, those throughts vanished as soon as the Sylveon arrived at the road and promptly crushed the nearest car flat under his massive paw, leaving it as a piece of flattened metal in a paw-shaped crater. The giant Sylveon seemed to specifically target the cars on the road too, crushing each and every one that came his way. Drivers hurriedly tried to turn back, but as they met with other cars still coming from the behind, they only succeeded in creating congestion, thus trapping not only themselves but everyone coming from the city as well on the mercy of the giant Sylveon.
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>>734617387

Too much text
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>>734617289
Blasphemy is to stand before the Anti-Christ and not say what ever the holy spirit commands you to say.

One can not commit blasphemy until Anti-Christ is finally cast down among us.

Not so far today.
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>>734617457
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>>734617515
Yeah I was not defending the term but correcting the Anons misuse of it.
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>>734616839
Fuck off jew!
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>>734616839
Fuck off we dont need another jew.
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>>734616839
hi Jebus

I'm Joshua Vidigal and I want to be an idol
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No matter what storm you face, you need to know that God loves you. He has not abandoned you
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>>734617457

Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not
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>>734617628

The LORD your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing
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>>734616839
go fuck yourself and your whore mother
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>>734617654

God never said that the journey would be easy, but He did say that the arrival would be worthwhile
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>>734618004

But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire. So if you are offering your gift at the altar and there remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift there before the altar and go. First be reconciled to your brother, and then come and offer your gift
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>>734616839
Are you or are you not pissed off about the crusades?
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Where the hell have you been? This place has been in need of some good old fashioned ass kicking like you did with the money changers in the temple.
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>>734616839
Now we can crucify him again
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>>734618253

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
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>>734616839
Deus lo vult
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>>734618215

Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble at them, for the LORD your God is the one who goes with you He will not fail you or forsake you
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>>734618465

Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves
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>>734618253
>money changers

They were selling false offerings to the pilgrims and paying bribes to the high priests. Even then religion was a source of mammon or false income.
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>>734616839
How do you feel about your role in Islam?
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>>734618762

Now I will say this to every sinner, though he should think himself to be the worst sinner who ever lived: cry to the Lord and seek Him while He may be found. A throne of grace is a place fitted for you. By simple faith, go to your Savior, for He is the throne of grace
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>>734618849

There is no sinner like a young saint
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Where have you all been? Jesus has been back for years! Here's an interview with Him:

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=Q5QKik9TGqY
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>>734619003

Love begets love; and thus the love of Christ displayed upon the cross woos and wins the sinner and binds him repenting to the cross, believing and adoring the matchless depths of a Saviour's love
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CONFESS YOUR SINS
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