you wake up to this, what do?

>>734614104
Go on...

>>734614104
Ask where the fuck my breakfast and coffee is

Wonder how they got out of their cages

>>734614104
get your ass outta my house

>>734614104
Try to remember how it is I fell asleep on the kitchen table.

Tell them to put the bloody phone down, and get breakfast sorted.

>>734614445
Bitches folded up my bed!!!

>>734614104
commit sudukia

>>734614104
>tfw i live with a lesbian couple
Wonder why they're doing a softcore porn shoot in the kitchen, realize they've cleaned the place up, get my coffee and leave the room.

>>734614645
sisters btw

>>734614686
That wouldn't change my answer.

>>734614663
So I'm not allowed to have a coffee but can use the oven?! What is this shit?

>>734614104
Get real mad and kick off coz i see neither of them have prepared a sammich for me yet.

>>734614663
tell that bish to get her dirty cooter off the stove. we fucking prepare meals on that, fucking savages.

>>734614663
I simply make my order and then sit down
>hot coffe, half squirted, no sugar, table 2, thanks

>>734614104
Turn 360 degrees and leave

>>734615080

>360

kek

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>>734614663
Get your feet and ass off my food prep area.

>>734614104
Get on my knees and beg to lick their feet

>>734615080
topsnek
if u turn xbox360 u just leave ps2 on

>>734614663
That's not how you make pancakes.

The plaster in that house is triggering me.

>Visible pipes
>Nice countertops
>Nigger tier plaster and paint job

>>734615160
>>734614892

so you wouldn't eat out her ass or feet

Hide in my room until they leave because autism

>>734614104
East lots of pussy.

http://www.c-heads.com/2016/02/08/dancing-twins-photographed-by-carsten-thun-for-c-heads/

>>734615177
>Okay but how much you going to pay us? :)

>>734615815
thanks!

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>>734614104
Bwekfast

>Touch

Touch...

>>734614104
Walk over to them with a little smile
Grope their asses
Make out with one of them while I place the other girl's hand on my cock
Then do the same except kiss the other girl
Have a threeway kiss
Whip my cock out and they both stroke it while making out with each other
They proceed to suck my cock
We fuck
Lay in bed between them all of us naked

Keep it low this time, some friends are going to come today for study, and I need to pass the exams this time

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>>734614663
>That wiring

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>>734615673

>>734615815
I can't believe that shitty place is in Hamburg
I can't believe those filthy sluts are German
that is gross in so many levels, wwd? fuck those bitches and leave the place to take a hot shower