ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS, CONFESSIONS, GENERAL DEGENERACY

or not

bmpp

rip

derp

oh well

I cheated on my long term girlfriend for the third time last night.

The first time was a year or so in when I was at school. I fingered a girl behind the sixth form building.

The second time was new years eve in which a girl wanted a bit of my drink. I told her for a kiss she could have a bit.

Last night was the same club with a different chick who a mate of mine has fucked and said she was a good lay. We went outside and made out for a bit and I finger fucked her until she came all over my hand. One problem is that my lip is fucked cause she's a biter so I'm going to try and explain to the missus it was the (legit) boxing Kangaroo suits they had there.

Man, it was hot. She loved being held down and finger blasted and he gasps were right on the money.

I don't feel guilty though. I just don't want to get caught because I'd do it all again with her...

>>734612425
are you like 10yo?

No, I'm not ten.

Why do you ask?

I cheat on my boyfriend regularly with his roommate among others.

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I always try to do the right thing and literally no one else even bothers. I never get credit but that doesnt bother me. What bothers me is someone else always steals the credit for any work i did and smiles it away when they didnt do jack. Sometimes I wish i didnt help people out or gave a crap so people can see how useless these people are but something inside me always says "be the bigger man". so i keep the anger within me.

>>734611000
I hate myself and can only get off to women humiliating me.

>>734613125
Are you male?

>>734613611
Nope.

>>734611000
nice trips

>>734611000
The only reason I'm seeing my therapist is because I want to fuck her. I'm getting there, boys.

>>734613125
I knew it.

>>734611000
Ich hab früher über fake accounts versucht Bilder/Infos von bekannten zu bekommen. Es waren viele wins dabei, leider nicht bei denen wo ich echt scharf drauf war.

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>>734611000
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734611000

reminder that these "secrets" threads are monitored by the authorities.

good luck in jail faggots.

>>734612425
>>734612495
kek, this

You rubbed her pussy with your finger, that's hardly cheating mang

>>734613937
kek, nice, do tell more

I went to this psychomotoric therapy thing and eventually I managed to convince the female therapist I wanted to take of some clothes. She was a total hippy so she was fine, long story short, I ended up naked after a couple of sessions and she was applying pressure points at certain places on my body. I somehow talked her into holding my (erect) cock and leaked precum all over her hands. Shit was cash.

>>734614010
Post them

>>734613243 good good use the anger.

I'm gay and I just want a qt3.14 bf to dom me.

>12 bump posts
Fucking pathetic desu

>>734614054
The shipping costs you more than watch production costs them, that's why it's a thing
They earn money on overpriced shipping of garbage

I took your mom out for a nice dinner but I'm not going to call her again

>>734611000
i used to pretend to be a girl on omegle and wear panties and strip for guys. some of them liked the end and it made me feel good

>>734611000
i secretly dont know how to green text

>>734611000
nice digits

that's also my secret,I am a dubs,trips,quads et cetera,addicted

I am considering making a chan site for video games

I am your father

Tripped my gfs sister playing volleyball ended up with her landing on top of my face great view

I almost cheated on my ex with a dude in his car. I chickened out IN HIS CAR. Still regret it to this day. Current gf knows my cock fetish though

>>734611000
Again?

>>734616296
I'm in love with a guy who hates me, it's okay

I used to spy on my stepmom masturbating and jerk off in secret sync with her. She's a moaner.

>>734617774
Femanon? Or....?

>>734611000
For so long I thought my life was going towards a life with you
It seemed so simple of an idea
Love you
Keep you happy and
Always take you out
I didn't noticed or neglected to see that thier is many ways to love
Yet your love wasn't strong nor resilient it was at the end conditional and here I stand still missing something about you but nothing of you.
You're personality was bubbly when you were high but over all you are a downer,
You drained me of time and energy not only did I allow this I enabled it further and made it my standard where now I have to after all this find myself and see who I want to be and I will continue to grow never not looking back but always coming to terms with the idea of you.
Good bye

>>734618023
Not gay, no.

im gay and have shoved a paintbrush i bought at an art store up my ass when i was like fifteen

>>734618267
I did it with pencils

I'm currently wearing a diaper for fetish reasons

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I like suicide girls but look nothing like them

vbmp

Dry humped the dog and got my sleeping cousin to jerk my little boy Twinkie

I'm about to get fucked in the ass by a Spanish man tomorrow.

I told my parents I'm going out with my friends as cover.

i have videos of my wife masturbating. i want to let a friend of mine watch them and while he's watching i want to suck him off. trying to figure out to pull this off.

>>734619611
Impressive fantasy

>>734619723
just gotta pull it off now. working on it...

>>734619611
I have explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot big titted ex. Dumb bitch is a corporate executive and would be beyond humiliated if people knew what every inch of her looks like and what she does behind closed doors. I get off on sharing the dumb slut

>>734619527
Have you taken a dick before?

>>734613687
Tell us more

>>734619940
i'm pretty sure that is how i am going to feel about my friend seeing my wife doing herself. seems like such a turn on for him to know exactly what she looks like with her legs spread. i'm not quite sure why i want to suck his dick too but to get it simple i suppose i am just bi-curious.

>>734620046
No, and I'm kinda nervous about it.

>>734619940
Share them with us good sir

Almost killed my cousin when she was 2 months old by pressing her skull with my hands.I was 7.

>>734611000
I wrote some stupid anonymous letter to a girl in my class and I never told her that it was me who sent it.

>>734620263
Happy to! Is it cool to email them to you? Goes for anyone who wants to see what this bitch looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt

Me and my gf were having a water day with a few of her cousins.
We rented a pretty big water slide.
One of her younger cousins wanted to ride down the slide with me.
I sat at the top waiting for her to come up.
She made it up and I thought we were going to sit side by side.
She sat right between my legs and made sure she rubbed her ass on my dick.
Instant hard on
She told me it felt good
Rest of the day any chance she could sit in between my legs or on my lap she did

I still jerk off to the day

>>734620148
It very hot for sure knowing your friend is going to see your wife, who he will undoubtedly see many more times, doing a very private and intimate act.

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I know my girlfriend cheated on me with a guy from her class. She doesn't know that I know but I saw it in her texts. She had about a week long fling with him and then called it off because she felt guilty. I waited for months for her to come clean. She hasn't. I waited for months for him to come clean and he hasn't either. As far as I'm concerned neither of them are even real human beings any more. They're just trash.

I've thought intensely about how I can properly make them suffer. For my girlfriend it's easy I think. She has barely a penny to her name and she's taking a trip to New York in July to see her mom. I paid for everything, the tickets, the rental car, and I'm going to give her my credit card. While she's in the air I'm going to cancel all of it. I'll cancel her return flight, rental car, and credit card. She'll be stuck in New York with about $50 cash and no way home. While she's gone I'm putting everything she owns in a storage unit and telling her to go fuck herself and never show her whore face to me again.

The guy is a bit different. He has three dogs. My girlfriend had a key to his house for their fling and I made a copy of it. I'm thinking about waiting a year or two so everyone thinks this has blown over, then breaking into his house and killing his dogs. Something horribly gruesome like beheading them then putting the heads on pikes that I shove into his walls. Maybe write something demented on the wall in their blood like "THEY SUFFERED".

I can pull it off without getting caught. I'm letting the hatred and disgust simmer a bit longer then the moment of my revenge will come.

>>734620622
haha! i see what you did there. :) i kind of doubt that would happen. at least not without me giving my permission first. i realize that it could. but i just doubt it. i think he'd ask first.

>>734620263
So, not interested then?

>>734620801
Whilst the girlfriend one is creative and good, don't kill some animals that had nothing to do with it. Got to his house and just smear all the clothes in his wardrobe in shit and bleach.

>>734620801
Poor dogs, they have nothing to do with your getting cucked. Enjoy the nigger dick in your ass when you get jailed, faggot

>>734621493
[email protected]

I think I'm falling in love with my older sister. I have two sisters, I didn't grow up with them but I met them when I was 13 and I've always thought they were very attractive, but obviously didn't say/do anything about it because I don't want to ruin my relationship with them. Recently I've been spending a lot more time with my oldest sister (3 years older) and she's exactly the type of girl I would fall in love with if she weren't my sister. I don't want to have these feelings and I'm afraid that if I let my guard down I might say/do something that will ruin everything. Why can't I just have a normal healthy relationship :|

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>>734621673
>>734621677
He loves his dogs. It's his own fault for putting them in this situation. Dogs are just animals, they don't deserve anything and they aren't entitled to any sort of compassion. Your unwarranted concern for their feelings is just a meme.

They are the quickest and most effective way to hurt him and your appalled reaction has only solidified my desire to hurt him through his pets. If you are so horrified of the idea then he will be completely broken when he realizes how much his mutts suffered.

I'm 18 and i've already sucked 7 guy's cock, incuding mine, i've also peed in my mouth several times and ate my cum a lot, everytime I do one of these things I think "never again" but when I'm horny I can't stop myself, even though I fap about twice everyday

I'm also considering hiding cum in food with a syringe (I have one) and giving it to girls I like

>>734613452
what about men? doyou get off when you get humiliated by men you fucking loser.

>>734622511
I have the same fetish for cum in food, there are plenty of vids online to watch. Don't actually do it unless you REALLY know what you're doing, the taste makes it easy to get caught and it isn't worth it

>>734622511
How passable could you be if you trap?

>>734621806
It didn't go through

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

>>734622741
Well on paper I have a very pale skin and i'm slender but I'm quite ugly so I would say C+, and except for my cock fetish, I'm not gay nor do I want to crossdress

>>734611000
I plan on cheating on my girlfriend

>>734621806
Here's my email. Barrydawson363 at gmail.

Goes for you and anyone else who wants to see this bitch.

I'm a sexually submissive guy and I want a LTR with a dominant guy who'll make me his bitch, deny me orgasms often and cum inside me every time.

>>734622362
just take them and drive them to an animal shelter out of state. Then smear the walls in pig blood spelling "thanks" or sth

i once pissed on everything my mom owned out of anger and blamed it on the family dog. i still feel bad about it to this day.

>>734622648
I worked at a hospital once. The nurses in the chemo ward had their own fridge w crackers and juice for patients when they felt sick. They also had creamer for their own coffee. Super hot nurses. The dept closed at 5pm. I must've busted multiple loads in at least a dozen bottles of creamer. Also, my wife's high school sister use to live with us. I started cumming on her tooth brush bristles at night. I eventually got her drunk and we fucked around. I contribute it to her tasting my vim unknowingly and becoming instintucally attached to me.

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around 14 years ago me and my sister started doing things like video related. but we dont do them anymore.

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>>734623731
Why should I extend that courtesy to him. He has done nothing to merit that benevolence from me.

>>734624081
>"No officer I didn't rape her, she was instinctually attached to me from all the cum I was feeding her"
>"Also maybe the alcohol"

>>734624369
Solid

>>734624082
Did you keep the videos

>>734624369
Eh, she started flirting with me way before we actually did anything. And she still gives me hugs and flirts with me when she sees me now. Although she has turned into a dyke, so there's that.

>>734624689

no videos and no pictures. sorry. i was too scared. :(

>>734623127
Did anyone email this anon?

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I want to leave my wife for one of my students. She's 18. Graduates next week. She's so fucking sexy. Her body is so tight and perfect. I can't stop thinking about fucking her and making her cum.

>>734625526

i thought she was your daughter.

>>734625526

oh, and she was your sister another time. lol.

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>>734625597
Not sure what you're talking about. She's a senior in one of my classes. She's so fucking hot.

>>734614172
>You rubbed her pussy with your finger, that's hardly cheating

Right. I must have missed that day. You're one of those 'traps aren't gay' Faggots then presumably?

>>734625696

you have posted her before saying she was your sister and your daughter, and now she is your student. i remember.

>>734617236
>cock fetish

You mean you're gay?

>>734625791
Haha what???

>>734611000
I'm teetering on the border of healthy and overweight. My tits are saggy and I LOVE to share nudes.

>>734625758
No, why would I say that? There's nothing wrong with having gay tendencies/fantasies.

>>734625952
Well, share the wealth babes

A guy tried to have an affair with my gf (she told him to fuck off), for some reason it enraged me more than anything in my life. I showed his gf the texts/pics. She left, he lost his partner, his house, his dog, I campaigned & got him fired from his job, he lost his car. A month later he was found in a wood hanging from a tree. No tears shed.

>>734625992
>There's nothing wrong with having gay tendencies/fantasies
>nothing wrong with gay
>gay

Son, it's OK, don't fight it.

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>>734626072
I dunno.... I get called a whale a lot haha

>be me
>have great relationship with gf of 2 years
>my mentally unstable cousin accuses me of raping her for 5 years
>didn't do it of course
>my mother is in tears
>haven't told my gf
>what do?

>>734626416
What kind of girl is your gf? Does she trust you?

>>734626276
I don't. I'll readily admit I sucked cock, rofl.

>>734626304
Nah, I like thick girls like you, go on

>>734614329
I believe everything I read on the internet.

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>>734612425
That is not cheating that is fooling around get your dick wet and that will be considered cheating

>>734626537
I was sympathetic I admit. Then:
>rofl

Never rofl, not even once.

>>734620801
You deserve to get cucked is you do that to the dogs, I hope every bitch you end up with does the same thing to you. Do you ever wonder why she cheated on you in the first place? It's probably because she saw you weren't shit. Have a good one mate.

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>>734626582
Im bloated from bourbon, you sure?

>>734620161
good luck

>>734626416
Things to consider: did you do it? How unstable is she? Does she have 'evidence' and by that I mean has she seen the pesky mole on your knob that looks like Ronald Mcdonald? Courts love that. (the evidence not your knob)

>>734622362

Sociopath detected.

>>734626517
Yeah she trusts me, I've put her through some shit, but we have always managed to work things out. I'm just scared of this rape accusation, I don't know what to do.

>>734619611
I already did this. Loved it

>>734626747
>bloated from bourbon

Honey that's not just Bourbon.

>>734626608
You don't have to, it's fine. She didn't jerk me off or anything. I could have made it actually good if I was making this up.

>>734626691
Sorry, just trying to bring the rofl back in swing. I'm a fag like that.

>>734619940
Few of my friends have pics and videos of my girlfriends. They don't share then online but they trade and comment that material together

>>734626943
Obviously, but I am actually bloated. My tumtum is larger than usual - it's generally smaller than my tits. I'm trying to lose weight but very stressed lately. First time I've let off steam in ages :)

>>734626910
Did your cousin ever get a rape kit test done? No? Then there is no proof. If she ever got raped, she would have EVIDENCE from the hospital. You're ok dude.

>>734626747
I would love to stick my cock in between those juicy tits. I like your body. I'd love to use you as my cum dump.

>>734626975
>I'm a fag like that.
>I'm a fag.

This stuff just writes itself.

>>734620622
And its so humiliating for her

>>734626836
I didn't do it. She tried to kill herself about a week ago. Her mother is considering taking legal action against me.

>>734627066
I'm easy like that.

Wanna fuck?

>>734612425
Reminder that the first thing a suspicious woman looks for is different hairs in the sheets.
Number One Rule When Cheating at Home: Always Wash Your Sheets After Fucking.

>>734611000
Feminist make me feel rapey.

>>734622511
Same here. I've sucked 5 dicks and I've been pissed on my body, on my face and in my mouth

>>734627003
That's awesome! I'd be happy to add this bitch into your rotation of pics and videos if you want

>>734622630
I don't know if he does, but I do love getting humiliated by men. Especially young men

>>734627074
I know! I'd be happy to share this slut's pics and videos if you want

>>734627236
I think my girlfriend is enough for them

>>734626747
I approve:))

>>734622648
Store fap sessions in the freezer. When the big day arrives, thaw, take a melted pint cup of ice cream, mix well, re-freeze.

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>>734627524
:o

I expose my girlfriend when I'm drunk

>>734627466
If you change your mind, email me, barrydawson363 at gmail

>>734627659
Can I expose myself in return for pics of your gf?

Am >>734627602
Can timestamp ;)

>>734619611
are you from spain aswell?

>>734627737
How old is she and which pics you have? Who sent you them?

>>734627754
Thank you, you're so hot but it's difficult to explain. I have to get drunk then I almost give everything I have in my girlfriend so I can be in trouble

>>734627602
Generally not into big tits but you could swing me

I saw an older man for several years. He was 25 years older than me. A couple of years into it, I started secretly dating his oldest daughter, beautiful BBW with *massive* tits. She didn't know I was sleeping with her father. He found out about it, got pissed & showed her nude photos of me. She stopped seeing me.

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>>734627880
Please get drunk then... I'm drunk too and have to go to bed soon...

Once I handcuffed myself to a urinal in a gay bath house.

>>734628155
Are you really ready to totally expose yourself? I think you should get drunk too

>>734628221
I'm a camwhore, honey. I expose myself as much as I can. Tell me what to do. It's 3am, I have maybe 1 hour.

>>734628155
Sorry I didn't read you're already drunk. How can I message you?

>>734617885
Hot. How often did thins happen? How did you know she was going to do it? Was there a chance that maybe she's seen you?

>>734628265
Privately? I can redownload snapchat?...

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>>734620801

Dude. Not the dogs. Destroy his car instead. Retribution is always more satisfying in the long run if you can keep the moral highground.

Letting that bitch fend for herself with her mom is justice. Going after the man too is acceptable. But killing animals isn't.

Aim for his property. Keep your soul.

I tell everyone im bi sexual but i actually feel no attraction to any sex

>>734620572
How old was she ?

>>734627790
She's 46, looks way younger, mid 30's. Got them from my buddy who used to fuck her

im so fucking horny rn

>>734628301
Do it. Or give me your kik

I once inspected my daughters pussy while she was passed out when she was 16 to see if she was still a virgin. Still feel like a piece of shit for having done it. As it turned out she was still a virgin.

>>734617885
tell us more

I got a blowjob from the /b/ drawfag Bawble. Shes notorious in the thread, and I'm thinking of doing an AMA.

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>>734627602
Disgusting fat fucking pig

>>734628446
how the tuck do you inspect ones pussy without waking them up?

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>>734620801
>>734628329


And I might add, if you want a nice revenge against the dude, wait for him to have a new girlfriend.

When he does, contact her and show her that he has been unfaithful to others before, by sending her images/copies of the texting

She will likely blow you off, but she will never, ever, be able to trust him again.

Longterm speaking, you already killed his new relationship the moment you planted the seed of doubt. It's the coldest, delicious-ess way to do it.

>>734620801
Poison the dog food. He will see his dogs dying in front of him.
Much better

>>734628583
She was passed out due to meds she had to take.

>>734628694
Added, you can delete your Nick from here, you have to add me back now

I once cheated on my g/f and went to a BBW orgy. The group comprised of sub/slaves/submissives who were allowed an orgy for good behavior. I fucked five women that day. The best being a beautiful SSBBW. I'll never forget that creamy pussy. The price of admission that day was letting them take turns fucking me with a strap-on. Great fun.

>>734628799
installing it atm, had to remove it the other day. gimme a min

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>>734618629

Um, ok. I lost my virginity to my older sister and her friend when I was 11. Literally peaked at 11, and its all been downhill since then. I didnt even know what cumming was, really fucks everything up after that.

>>734628834
Okay but still delete your nickname from here

>>734628583

If she's drunk or heavily sleeping, it's perfectly fine.

On the other hand, asshole is an instant-wake-up button, so careful with that.

(not the anon btw)

I hate niggers

>>734611000
Uncle molested me (m) from age 8 to 14. Best sex I've had my entire life.

>>734628884
yeah need details pronto anon

i watch mom son porn incest 3 times a day

Wow there is alot of abhorent human beings in this thread.

I just chatted up a girl on 4chan a few days ago and had a great time and now she isnt responding anymore . She wasnt a catfish or anything either. The fact that she might be chatting with ppl of this caliber right now makes me angry. (inb4 some degenerate in this thread pretends she is)

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lol im happy this hasn't 404'd yet. i cried when my dog looked at me. it was fucking pissed i had framed him for pissing on everything my mom owned. he gave me a look that screamed "you are a giant piece of shit anon. fuck you.". :(

For two years straight, I'd fly home on out-of-town business trips & head straight to the glory Hole adult book store to get a blow-job, then go home to relax after flying all day.

>>734629080
hi anon ;-) sorry you're a bore, i got offered proper chivalrous cock, he even called me "m'lady", going for him instead

>>734615426
I want to see a recording of that.
For science, of course

>>734629080
lol if you think this stuff is abhorrent i better not disclose the shit i have done

>>734629053
I browse it often.
It's Hard to find actual RL videos.

>>734629303
Uhm yeah, they'd have to show their ID or something which no one will do ever.

>>734619723
Even more impressive than his digits

>>734622362
You are such a loser. Don't you have something better to do with your life?. You deserve no love.

>>734629011
Details.

I once told a FB g/f that a former g/f used to call my cock, "Apollo, King of the Gods". Several girls then started chastising & shaming me about it. Felt Bad Man. But ... I wound up fucking three of the more curious sluts within our group.

>>734611000
Fucked 6 of my teachers in my 4yrs in HS I was an introvert so I never got the urge to brag about it which is why those relationships lasted very long. I'm still in touch with one of them

I'm dangerous and mentally unstable. For I get respect, not from loyalty but from fear. I'm notorious where I live, people avoid me like death himself.

>>734622176
A drunken cousin once nearly gave me a compete handjob.

>>734621493
[email protected]

>>734629704
M/F ?

At a family reunion, I had a threesome with two of my distant cousins. I don't regret it. The best 3 days of my life. I fuck all of my friends wife's and girlfriends, they're none the wiser.

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>>734622362

By doing so, you deserve any retribution he might/will engage against you. As I said earlier, you would be losing the moral High ground, therefore becoming the monster you wished to slay in the first place.

I guess pain can make people stupid

>>734611000
One time I sold pizza hut out of a garage.

>>734628831
How, where, and when? A bbw orgy with that price of admission? Sounds like heaven.

>>734627103
Any idea why she picked you? And if there is no evidence, no previous reports, no previous convictions: counter sue- take every penny of her welfare. Let the fucker kill herself. Fake-reporters of abuse make me puke.

>>734627122
Not even if you bathed.

>>734630150
Ten years ago lurking local sex meet-ups.

>>734630211
Missing out cutiepie.

>>734625135
i did

>>734629555
Caught my uncle jacking off to gay porn, he was high (meth) one thing led to another. Uncle had a thick uncut cock, made me cum all the time.

What do you want? A full greentext of my fitst time?

>>734628533
Her headgame is on point, I too have gotten head from Bawble.

I am secretly in love with this girl I work with
Casual social outing last night
>she invites me
>I attend
>she flakes
>her best friend shows up
>I hit if off with her best friend and fucked her
>she begs me not to tell her
>she notices her friend isn't answering or either am I
>tell her bestie I need to answer so she doesn't get suspicious
>start petting her friend under the sheets and she is drunk moaning
>on phone with girl I like
>"hey sorry you couldn't make it tonight shit happens have a good night"
>put phone down instead of hanging up
>start up round 2
>after sex and check time on call
>13 minutes

I feel terrible but don't you ever fucking stand me up and expect me to not do my own thing. The only thing is I fucked her bestie lmao

>>734618142
You're a strong person.

>>734627145
Number one rule, don't fucking cheat in your home. It is just as obvious when your sheets keep getting washed.

>>734630866
seriously...who tf is operating out of their own home..rookies

>yeah I totally did the sheets for you hun cos I'm such a loving and caring husband..

I have every info, pic and vid I have of my girlfriend to a guy I met online

>>734631243
Gave*

>>734613125
You're a piece of shit

>>734622362
He'll know it was you

>>734631243
Dude, share?

>>734631764
I don't think I will do it again

>be laying in bed
>cant sleep since my little sister is having a slumber party with all her little middle school friends
>one of her friends dana is the beta of the group
>nothing really wrong with her she's just as pretty as the rest of the clique but she gets all the abuse and mockery
>always try to be nice to her and cheer her day up since i feel bad
>sometimes when she's here and my sis is really digging into dana she'll come into my room to hang out for a little.
>dunno why my sis does it, and i dont know why dana took it but it wasn't my problem.
>hear a creak at my door
>speak of the devil
>dana is coming in with tears down her face
>damn they must've really gave it to her
>ask if she want's to sit down and watch tv with me
>after a nod she slowly came over to my bed and laid down next to me
>after half a second I realized that this situation was a little weird
>dana sniffled and was quiet for a while like usual
>after 20 minutes she started to vent
>bitched about her life her dad her brother and her school
>after she finally let out all the pent up anger and sadness she went back to her old self
>then things got weird
>right near the end of the movie I told her she should probably head back with the girls
>she left after giving me a tight hug and ran off
>I tried to sleep but about an hour after I heard everyone in the house asleep I heard my door crack open
>its dana wearing just some panties and a scared face
>I was so shocked that I didn't react till she had already locked my door and climbed on my bed while she started to whisper
>starts telling me she loves me and that im her only real friend
>tells me she wants me to be her boyfriend
>I could do whatever I wanted to her if I accepted
That was last weekend. and I feel like a piece of shit, I took advantage of 13 yr old when she was in a weak state and made her give me a bj and let me feel up her. she keeps texting me now calling me babe and sending me lovey dovey shit. Am I fucked?

>>734622362
You deserved to be cheated on cocksucker. Just so you know. He was better then you. She loved it much more then you know.

>>734631862
How old are you?

>>734626113
This was uplifting

>>734631862
Not choice but to keep going and hope for the best.

>>734630534
No Green Text.
Moar pease.

>>734631803
Come on. I can trade if you like.

>>734630866
True, but hook-ups do happen. Especially when she's out of town for the weekend. Complete the ruse with vacuuming, General cleaning, etc.

>>734632172
What would you do with what I give?

There was a hot girl I liked. Tried talking to her like a normal human being but she was a huge bitch about it. So I got into witchcraft and I cast a spell on her. 2days later, she was checking me out in class and she kept moving her legs a lot. After class she walked next to me and started talking to me. Long story short we ditched school and fucked at a park nearby. The spell wore off and she never spoke to me again.

>>734632234
Spells can backfire ten-fold.
Be careful with that shit.

>>734624082
My cousin and I Did the same for about 3 years then she got a serious boyfriend and now she won't anymore, I've thought about forcing her but I don't think I have it in me..

>>734632294
Never did it again. Just that one time so i could get back at her for being a bitch

I love having sex with strangers at random. I have sex with men and women of all legal age groups in all kinds of places from adult book stores, to mall restrooms. I have meet up with people on craigslist at truck stops and dive hotels. None of my friends or family know.

I was kidnapped and programmed into being a sex toy. Was held captive for 8mo then they released me. I had a hard time acting like a human again. But 2yrs of therapy helped me get over it. I never turned them in and sometimes I hang around the area where they dropped me off in hopes that they'll come for me. I don't want that but my body is what makea me go back there.

>>734632209
Keep it to myself. What would you do with what I give you?

>>734632817
I keep it to myself. But I have info, pics and vid of my gf because I like to be scared a little. And I like him having power on me

You want me to threaten you a little with what I have of your gf?

>>734633069
Yes. Would you be good at that? What would you do?

>>734619527
Be careful, I got both warts and herpes the one time I fucked a random guy

a while back i "cheated" in my boyfriend with one of his best friends. i didn't go look for it, we just has a conversation about how my bf didn't want to do anal with me no matter how many times i offered. his friend joked saying he'd be happy to sacrifice him for the cause. i just laughed it off, a while later he actually bent me over and pulled my pants down, i told him, that i didn't want him to do it. but he did it anyway, once he was inside i basically kinda stopped fighting and let it happen. it's happened again several times after that. whenever he could find an excuse to get rid of my boyfriend. i didn't think it could get any worse but now he told one of my bf's other friends and instead of trying to help me he's done it now too. i never look for it and i say no but they don't seem to care.

>>734633101
Let's take this off line. Cool?

>>734633281
What do you mean with offline?

>>734633308
On email, not in this thread.

>>734632551
I had a jealous witch make me a voodoo doll. Me & a married chick who hated her used the fuck out of that doll & then per instructions, threw it on a hot campfire. It took 20 freaky minutes to catch fire & burn. Fast-fwd a year & things with married chick blew-up in a very large way online. I was completely ostracized by a group I was associated with, and I was highly recognized internationally for my craft. All contributions I made to an associated hall of fame were purged from their archives & previous very close friends, except for one lone friend, will not speak to me to this day. Feels Bad, Man.

>>734626747
What's your bourbon of choice?

>>734633225
you can't blame the guys, if i knew a girl that was a little anal slut deep down i'd pound her ass too, even if she was my friends gf.

>>734633656
Basil Hayden

>>734633308
Well?

>>734632381
Fucked my cousin for five years, ending five years ago. From childhood until today, she is still deeply in love with me. I seriously tried talking my now wife into a poly-marriage. Cousin couldn't say yes fast enough. Now wife balked & eventually won, and it is/was the right choice. I still miss fucking my cousin, even though she's 3/10 & a horrible lay, simply for the degenerate factor. Part of the rules for me fucking her, was trying to impregnate her, which she gleefully agree. Timed our fucks around her 28 day cycle. It never happened. Cousin still sends me e-mails telling me how much she loves me & misses my cock. It seriously tests my vow of celibate marriage. Ha.

>>734632635
I did that for twenty years. No fucks given.

>>734633225
it'll just get worse. more of his friends are going to find out and eventually you'll be nothing but a cum repository for his circle of friends. while he's as work being a good boyfriend and providing for you. really sucks for the guy

>>734633729
Nice.

>>734633308
If you interested in talking more you can reach me at copperj413 at gmail. I would love to have control of those pics and videos while making you squirm not knowing how much or when I'll expose her foe the slut she really is. Hope to hear from you.

>>734630597
You did it on purpose. Don't lie you faggot.

>>734631441
Funny that you don't say that to all the men who have admitted to cheating.

>>734634017
I know society says I should feel shame but I love the thrill of anonymous sex.

>>734634628
They're horny, too.
No shame at all, Anon.

>>734634628
I once decided to Up my Record of random dicks sucked at a glory hole. I stopped counting after twenty.

>>734635222
I love finding new gloryholes whenever I am on a road trip.

Former orgy male slut, here. Too many to remember. Fun fucking 3+ whores at a time. Best orgies remembered were gay. 5-7 swords going at it for hours. Good times.

>>734635394
I have never done an orgy of any kind but its on my bucket list. Any tips on finding them?

>>734635352
Yep. I always ended a business trip after flying home for about two years, I made a bee-line to the GH before heading home. Saves time with hook-ups & you get what you want, quicker, which is blowing a nut in a random dude's mouth.

>>734611000
not tellin'
it's a secret

some details on youtube
https://youtu.be/JClZaQgLYrs

>>734612974
reply properly moron

>>734611000
i am a blue ghost that you can see

>>734635520
I haven't searched for it online in years. It seems formats (yahoo groups, etc) have changed. Possibly Fet-Life.

>>734631011
The day I wash the sheets is the day my wife installs security cameras all over the house.

>>734614944
i love desu leave her alone be nice to her or else die a pianful death please

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Secret ... Four years ago I finally told my wife, not asked for permission, that I wanted a house-kilt, i.e.; skirt, for complete comfort in our home. She cautiously agreed & now it's second-nature. Easy access for sex, urination, lounging comfort. I (almost) wish it was more socially acceptable. Zero Homo. I challenge you to find anything more comfortable. Pic just now & no im not giving a time-stamp. Ha.

>>734618142
what the fuck dude

>>734620281
that takes gaul

>>734635729
Ok. Ok. Ok. Don't wash the sheets. I'll admit to being lazy at times & I brushed them off. But to clarify, look for stray hairs. Women zero in on that if their suspicious.

>>734617236
SO THAS HOW WE CALL HOMOS NOW COCK FETISHERS HAHAH LMAO

i like trans women that have a penis

>>734623466
They gross me out too. I am a liberal man, but hate this transgender phase. I support bathroom laws.

>>734636385
man the trans people can chose what bathroom they want is bullshit

>>734611000
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass. She shit a little. It's the second time she shit and it doesn't bother me at all. I laughed when she cried about bleeding for two days after this last fucking. If her ass doesn't bleed, I feel like I haven't done a good enough job.

>>734631862

Congrats. You got yourself a waifu that will stay loyal forevermore if you don't fuck this up.

Guide her, redpill her, be there for her, but be the manly hand that will decide shit for her.

Keep it a secret. Continue hanging with her. Do not, I REPEAT, do not text/send nudes or receive them. Try to pry her away from any degeneracy like that.

The difference between taking advantage and guiding someone is the intent. How do you feel about her anon ?

>Inb4 how old are you etc...

>>734636315
Every trans girl I have fucked was amazing in bed.

>>734635566
>>734611000
>>734635634
female celebrties often send me nude photos of themselves, as well as random jailbait. i never save the photos. i've killed too many people to keep count.

>>734636658
really got any pics lol