Girlfriend is tanning right now and sent me this. Thoughts?

>>734609955

disgusting veiny thighs

fat

>>734609955
Shave that snail trail

why to fat chicks waste money on things like tanning, fancy hair, and manicures?

>>734609955
why would a fatty want to get tan

>>734609955
She looks fat, tell her to lose weight. Who took the pic OP? Probably Tyrone...enjoy your AIDS infested ham planet, faggot.

>>734609955
Hamplanet

She should be at the fucking gym

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SHES NOT FUCKING FAT GUYS, IT JUST THE ANGLE IS WEIRD.

>>734609955
fucking fatty. Do you have no self respect, OP?

>>734610181
Right...her fucking legs look like fucking coneheads

>>734610181

Yeah she is and she's lumpy. Where do you find the courage to even post this pic on the chan.

>>734609955
Is that Patrick?

>>734610249
true! Now I see us. OP was trolling us. Nice one, OP!

>>734609955
anon you need to post more

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>>734610249

Top stuff

>>734609955
I think you should've kept this picture to yourself

>>734609955
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>>734610078
To roast those hams, OP can you invite me to dinner?

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>>734609955

Thanksgiving is in November...starting the turkey early?

>>734609955
>Thoughts?

1. You can't tan the weight away.
2. Tanning causes various skin cancers, including melanoma, and has also been linked to ovarian cancer.
3. We should congratulate the engineers who created a tanning chamber large enough to accommodate Moby Dick.

Let's see those titties, though. We can at least tell you whether this white whale is a total loss.

>>734610181
prove it

girlfriend tanning \\translates to\\ stay-puft marshmallow man roasting

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Got IT!!!

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>>734610181

I thought she had really pointy boobs

surprised it supported her weight

Maybe it will make her "lighter"

>>734609955
Get her to get on all fours and show me asshole

Gyod!

>>734609955
RIP in peace - that poor thing is going to collapse from the weight

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OTOH, if she darkens up nicely, she can audition for the role of Precious in the stage version of the story.

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Leaked result

Is there a red supergiant in each of those bulbs? Or are those not enough?

>>734609955
didnt realise they had tanning beds for walruses

>>734609955
She's distancing herself from the master race

The niggers will cuck you soon, if not already.

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>>734610847
You mad skeleton fags? We are healthier AND stronger than you pathetic twigs.

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>Land Whales being the master race

amazing

>>734610249
Came here to post this

>>734609955
she looks liek she could be sexy op good for you. also she gets points for sending nude pix at random. my girl does that shit and i like it. thanks for sharing /b/ro.

Is this the inside of a pig roaster?

>>734609955
Dont roast your ham too long