You there What is your profession?

Am I hurting you by staying here?

>>734580901
I am a football player

3d character artist

>>734580901
Insurance agent. people call me when cars crash, houses burn, and people die.

I bring the checkbook.

Loss prevention.

>>734580901
civil engineer

You know I've always wanted to be a baker.

Yes a baker.

Number bumbler

>>734580901

software enginer

>>734580901

im a potter..... sir

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AHOO AHOO AHOO

Music industry

>>734580901
>chef at Wendy's
>8.75/hr
>27

>>734582657
This is the best answer ever

>>734580901
Analytical chemist, also drunk rn

>>734580901
Village idiot

>>734582377
Project manager for general contractor

>>734580901
Spartan King. You?

>>734580901
Biotech

>>734580901
pediatric gynocologist

I build brewing and distilling tanks.

Delivery guy

Tailoring & Enchanting

>>734583223
Chemistryfag here, what area?

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I microwave pre-made eggs and serve them to faggots.
> be me today at work
> serve half a platter of pre-made egg patties
> notice spots of mold on the eggs
> flip over, notice bigger spots
> philipino cunt cooks won't listen when I say don't wrap warm shit up and put it in the fridge
> keep serving egg patties

>>734580901
Doctor

Machinist

I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.

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>>734583250
kek

Cartel assassin.

Blacksmith and buggywhip maker.

Democrats will protect my jobs even tho no one needs what I do.

Me and my compatriots will burn down your house if we don't agree with us

>>734583394
Bubba?

>>734580901

ABA Therapist

"Unarmed" security guard at a car parts plant full of niggers

I said "Unarmed" because we're not supposed to carry but I keep my .380 in my pocket because niggers

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lawfag reporting in

>>734583429
Mexican?

none

>>734582288
Die

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>>734580901
Getting dubs

>>734581830
In other words, you make SFM porn on patreon for a living.

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>>734583507
Suck dicks or die trying faggot Kill yourself cunt.

>>734582868
>this meme again

>>734580901
prostitute

pharmacist

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I shit my pants periodically and use it as a weapon when threatened

>>734583515
No

Escort and pimp

>>734583483
There go you bro. Also get commissioned man it pays more. Fuck working unarmed

I shoot birds at the airport.

>>734580901

I own a consulting firm

>>734582288
HA! You're a fucking joke. What a faggot.

>>734580901
studio musician.

NBA player

gay prostitute

>>734583803
There's really nowhere around here. The Hyundai plant where I work is the biggest employer within 70 miles

I make $9/hour to sit in a glass box and write truck numbers down. I'm ok with it for now

>>734583507
shouldn't the society one be lehappymerchant.jpg?

I work in a prison as a correction officer. I'm super depressed.

>>734583986
How much for a ZJ?

>>734583986
Exclusively gay?
I'm straight but 300 bucks a cock means I'm gay for pay.

Librarian

>>734584165
Tits or gtfo

>>734580901
NEET

Union carpenter

Pipeliner in northern Canada

Pizza man

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SHITPOSTER

Hotel Lobbyist

>>734580901
bum

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>>734583747
Very good, we need men like you.

Shitfagcoskvagsucker

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>>734580901
>b me, an oldfag
>work shitty retail jobs most of my life
>decide to go to college
>work hard
>graduate after working full-time and part-time study for 5 years
>apply for government jobs
>youcandoit.mp3
>get a job working for the county I live in
>get to sit down at a desk
>work at a computer
>good pay, good benefits
>everythingsgonnabeokay.mpg
>go to the bathroom
>toilets flush themselves
>fucking piss on the seat
>set down a seat cover, drop pants, about to sit down
>toilet flushes automatically. cover is sucked down before my cheeks hit the soiled seat.
>the face when I cannot win. the face when I accept my fate and feel wetness on my buttocks.

>>734580901
Historian

Illustrator

nephrologist

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I own a feminist ant farm and I am working with NASA to send ants into mars so they will reproduce and make females dominate on that planet, however if it goes wrong we will need to nuke mars.

>>734580901
Network scientists researching ecological systems.

>>734584644
dank you

>>734580901
Network scientist researching ecological systems.

>>734584567
Shit like this is why I wanna be cremated within the hour I die...

chexk death I don't wanna be lit up just passed out

dank memester you stupid nigger

Gender Studies professor sir!

>>734580901
Linux sys admin

>>734585025
NERRRRRRD...

I'm actually envious. How did you get into that?

>>734580901
student ._.

>>734585116
That's not a profession. What do you do for money?

>>734585113
I told them I was the hacker known as 4chan. Plus I know linux

>>734580901
economist

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>>734584912
Too late ant cuck, india has already made mars a designated shitting planet.

U.S. Airman.

>>734585178
recieve financial aid/take out student loans. duh

Today was my last day as a developer and manager. Monday I start my first day at a new gig as a senior developer

>>734580901
AAAAOOOOOOOOOO!

>>734585196
Airman is not a profession. What do you do for the AF?

>>734585280
So, you have no profession.

Nuclear engineer working in the fusion industry.

Currently sloshed out of my mind.

I hang niggers on my back porch for a living

A bored Accountant

>>734585449
You mean you're a mechanic and you work on Ford Fusions? Good for you retard. Good for you.

>>734585182
How did you come to know linux? And what is your favorite distro for home use?

>>734580901
I'm a certified paleontologist.

>>734580901

criminal lawyer

Bored bordeliner

Im a Medical Laboratory Tech and a Histotech.

I section cancer tissue. When I am not doing that I test peoples serum for autoimmune disease, stds, and mono/strep etc

>>734585812
I might need your services. Some accusations of possession of cp. how much time am I looking at?

>>734580901
guitarist

>>734580901
Submarine department chief.

>>734586000
possibly double digits, depending on how much, the location, where its from, etc

>>734585705
YouTube mostly. Install Linux, I like fedora. If you really want a job follow a tutorial on installing gentoo

>>734586140
What's the longest you've been under, and does it change your personality?

Concrete

>>734580901
First born son of Darius the Great.

>>734586180
it's only Russian girls. they barely count as human, right? community service feels appropriate.

>>734586140
It's not gay if you're underway, right?

>>734586236
I've done 93 days under. Average is low 80's. I've also done a fair few 6-7 month deployments, but you stop fairly frequently in port to replenish.

Doesn't really change you, we are changed before we get there. A normal person doesn't volunteer to live inside a city block worth of steel and sink it for months on end.

>>734580901
I masturbate everyday. HOORAH!!

>>734586493
No, it's gay. But, it's cool. God can't see in if the head valve is shut.

>>734586599
That is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time.

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>>734586414
>Darius the Great

>>734586556
Hello devil dog

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>>734580901
I'm a fluffer for high school sex ed tapes.

>>734585337
Cyber Ops.

>>734586667
I suppose.

I mean, hy-80 is tough stuff. It's not like the gayness is going to leak out.

>>734586827
Out-fucking-standing. resume masturbating in 3...2...1...GO!

>>734580901
My profession?
I'm a coder, a writer, a role-player.
In other words one useful professions and two fucking useless ones.

>>734586985
How much does coding pay?

>>734586899
I just learned what HY-80 is. Thanks bro. I love engineering topics.

>>734587122
I'd like to tack on a rider to this question: how much does a mediocre coder make?

>>734587424
No problem.

Now learn to draw and label trim and drain, and I'll sign your qualcard

>>734585705
YouTube mostly. Install Linux, I like fedora. If you really want a job follow a tutorial on installing gentoo >>734587523
A shitty coder out of India? A buck fifty

>>734587523
>>734587122
Well depending on the job it can make around £30,000 annually

>>734587661
For a mediocre one ofcourse

>>734586674
Yes. That's the one I meant.

>>734587523
>>734587661
I guess I'm supposed to ask: How much does a good coder make?

>>734587661
thank you for your candor. i'll stick to handjobs. I cleared 45K dollars US giving tugjobs in highway rest stops.

>>734580901
drunkard

>>734588194
You should offer anal sex, you could more then double your income

>>734580901
I deliver water to thirsty people sire

>>734588395
I tried that. Too many faggots want to raw dog and I don't want the HIV.

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>>734580901

Hierophant

>>734588170
A good coder can make double that potentially even triple.
Sorry for late reply

>>734588604
Of the green variety?

>>734580901
EMT/firefighter

>>734583320
Quantum Physics

Security Guard
40k a year

it's alright

>>734580901
Waiter
....
and a masseuse

Fast food employee
I hate it so fucking much but I can't do any better

>>734589492
Yes you can. You should see some of the idiots I work with who make six figures.

>>734580901
Teacher

>>734583515
No, that would be me...Mexican American to be precise