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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>734569489
Pls yes..
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>>734569489
If this is dubs, it's true
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>>734569489
ow wtf what happened to her
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Plz work
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why not?
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>>734569489
we'll see
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>>734569489
Interesting pic choice...
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I don't care about the girlfriend thing, but what the fuck happened to her? Why is she bleeding?
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>>734569699
Amazing
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kappa123
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Why would I do that when I'll be a Wizard soon?
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My first post since '11. Roll
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the proposal and that picture together look very dark...
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>>734569489
work pls
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aiight
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This thread gets posted several times a day and yet people still react like it's the first time they've seen it
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I doubt it
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Too many replies
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Activate, girlfriend
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This didn't work last time, but 2nd times the charm
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>>734569489
might aswell i guess :(
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>>734569489
Wtf is she doing with her fingers?
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>>734569489
I'm 33, live alone, have disposable income and find plenty of online hookups. I don't want one.
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>>734569489
bullshit
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>>734570206
yet you replied. you want to touch dicks man?
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>>734569489
i hope so
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Road to kekpus
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>>734569489
Replying for the fucking bloody glory of stop being a kissless virgin!!!!!
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jokes on you, i got dumped 2 months ago
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>>734569489
>Visually similar images
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I can't wait to beat her to a fucking pulp
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>>734569489
Plz
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Give me one with an ass that won't quit. And legs that go on and on.
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Ye
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>>734570436
Just the tips.
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Yav he he
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Does anyone know the origin of OP's picture? I know this girl
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>>734569489
rolling
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worth a shot
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Hell yeah I take chances why not one of these things
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this shit better work
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>>734569489
There's no quarantee of quality, is there? hmmm...
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nasnifannnnnn
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lkjksdjf
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>>734569489
Dont believe it
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>>734571009
QUEER
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>>734569489
cool
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ok
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Fake and gay
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alright
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>>734569489
i want gf and cum on bridge oh her nose. also i am sperg want to c my cum on nosebridge
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>>734571009
nice melons
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>>734569489
oh yeah
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May as well give it another shot...
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>>734569489
yeah but then what?
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Can't have a girlfriend if I kill myself tonight.
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>>734569489
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No i Will not
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literally have a date tomorrow with a girl, lets hope this works
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>>734571548
Seconded
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>>734569489
ok
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>>734570917
post more if you know her
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>>734569489
Pls pretty pls
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>>734569489
ok pls
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>>734569489
yeah
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pls
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bullshit
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>>734569489
Uh huh?
And how is that going to happen OP?
How are we, people who stay inside, licked away from society, going to magically get girlfriends from replying to this post?
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>>734569489
cute girl name?
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i have better chances at failing to kill myself
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>>734569489
o rlly
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Dubs and I ask her out
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Bye pupper
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>>734572258
Also there is no guarantee that we will get the ideal girl, it could be any filthy old hag for all we know.
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Fuck it
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>>734572441
Ffs
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>>734570723
Just did this as well, what the fuck gabe.
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fuck you if this doesnt work

even if it does, still fuck you
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>>734569699
Is that Quiet?
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I want a hole
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No, I won't.,
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hehexd
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Gay
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>>734569489
Yes please
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>>734569489
Prove it
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>>734569489
xd
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Is this some sick joke? You think if we play your game, we'll benefit from it, but you're wrong. No thread is strong enough to manipulate anything, especially your faggot ass thread.
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Bullshit
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am i really this desperate
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My dick I will.
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Im so deprived of sex im willing to do this, what has my life come to?
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i would like one
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>>734569489
hell yeah
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>>734569489
desperate
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>>734569489
Replying.
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Not likely...
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Might as well..
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sure why not
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>>734569489
Thanks op!
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OP's pic kinda looks like this
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>>734569489
Please and thank you
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>>734569489
Pls
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>>734572612
Yes
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>>734569489
man i hope so..
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Yes need one
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Worth a try
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>>734569489
go go go
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legume
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Oh my
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>>734569489
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Why not
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Plz
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ok
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Perhaps it is time
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can it be a rich one?
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Can't. I play D&D on saturdays.
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>>734569489
ok
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Pls let me fuck this girl I've been talking to for 2 weeks straight
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i believe it.
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:)
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>>734569489
>5'6
>look like a fifth grader
>have no social skills
my life is pretty funny
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Y do ppl keep calling me a newfag
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>>734569489
i'd take her to be my gf
need info and if she's willing to travel
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>>734569489
K
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I'm not that new I've been on 4chan for two months
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>>734572635
damn, son. patrice oneal was a smart fat fucker
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>>734571009
Take her back to my hotel and film her take a shower and then take pictures of her drying off and getting into bed. shortly thereafter record her masturbating and then have her service me.

i really gotta say, thank you for all those 'you see these girls at the beach / netflix and chill / at the dentist / at the park / etc'
but you gotta upload the rest of the series, or new pictures.
i've already found several of them and their names. i mean the internet really isn't so hard to use in finding the rest of the pics/vids.

i come (haha, get it) to /tv/ to discuss tv and movies. not get side tracked by your posting. unless it's your plan to make everyone on these boards start a jerking marathon.

now you might've gotten offended by this (me working in other countries and getting 'young girls') and probably want to send your 'anon army' to get me, or write a 'you can't get a gf, you're not alpha, etc..'
i don't care. i don't want to spend the time (hours, days, weeks, months) in getting a gf, whom might turn out a 5/10 or lower (on the inside). i rather spend a small amount and get a guaranteed 10/10. do my business and in the process have fun and help out someone who is in dire needs of financial support (i'm talking about outside the USA, like colombia, venezuela, trinidad).

on a side note, bouncers and taxi drivers are eager to please and showing them these pictures that you have posted actually helps. i've found many girls like the ones you have posted. so thank you.

i hope you sleep well at night.
i know i do.
but let's keep /tv/ and the other boards to it's subject matter.

unless you're that fat douche asshole who keeps on deleting ariel winter and kat denning threads (even though she's /tv/ related and we're posting /tv/ show related stuff), then you can fuck off.

asshole
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>>734569489
Please
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>>734569489
What if I'm really old
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>>734569489
roll
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covfefe
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>>734569489
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces
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f
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i choose Catherine
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>>734569489
hah
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>>734569489
GF get
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>>734569489
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...
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>>734569489
A man can dream
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please...
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sure why not
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Sure why not I'll try anything at this point
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>>734569717
Women bleed once a month for up to 7 days and don't die. Hence why they are untrustworthy as living beings.
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>>734569489
trips
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>>734569489
no they wont
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>>734569489
close rn so why not
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BYE
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Pic related.
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replying cuz why not
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YES PLEASE
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pls, don't wanna stay in friendzone anymore. (i had a fucking awesome day with her today)
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>>734576907
>ifunny
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>734569489
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kappa
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>>734569489
Ok
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>>734569489
sheet
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Please please pleaseeeeeeeee
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Why not
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>>734569489
I have a shot tonight.
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pls get me a boyfriend
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reply to this post and she will have a dick
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Ugh
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I don't see how it is possible. But I guess I'm in.
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pls
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Well it's not like it's a bad idea to try.
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Interesting
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I mean a dude can hope
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>>734569489
You better be riant OP
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>>734569489
sure
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>>734569489
Pls
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>>734569489
ok
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sneet
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o
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yes :3
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>>734569489
bls gib gf ;_;
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>>734569489
plz im a fat virgin no life gamer noob fag nig birch
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>>734569489
here
now have nicole answer me
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>>734569489
hk
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Why not
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i already expect a gf tomorrow but this is just for security
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why not
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>>734569489
I'll settle for a side chick XD
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lets go
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Ok
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>>734569489
pls
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I already do
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>>734569489
Worth a shot
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plz
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>>734569489
Is that Michelle from Ktown?
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Pls
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And......forever alone
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>>734569489
please
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pls
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>>734569489
god pls, i need this
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pls i dont even need her as gf just want to talk to her.... pls
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>>734569489
Without ever leaving the house I doubt it. But I'll give it a try.
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Fuck it
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A reply.
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>>734569489
please dear god
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pls
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k
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>>734569489
kek
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Kewl
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Only if this is dubs
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>>734569489
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>>734569489
kek
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k why not
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One would hope, there's actually this girl I like.
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Lets go
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ihokojkg
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Worth a shot
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>>734569489
You're a lying nigger faggot.
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Let's go for it
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pls
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>>734569489
you better not be lying to me OP
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>>734569489
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Me if this shit works
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>>734569489
Oh god, please sign me up!
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fine
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I don't believe it but I'll reply anyway.
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>>734569489
ill take that one
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I want a queen by tomorrow, not afraid to start small, however.

I know beauty and intelligence when I see it.
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why am i falling for newfag bait?
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Ayy
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>>734569489
I will PayPal pay you if it's true
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>>734569489
pls
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pls gov
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>>734569489
fuck it I'm that pathetic
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>>734569489
Hell yeah dude.
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>>734569489
Oh
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>>734569489
maritsa, maritsa only. if nothing can work out then i dont think i want to even be alive. im tired, tired of everything.
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>>734570641
Well good luck on that anon
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This is bullshit
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ROLLERINO FOR A BROAD BAMBINO
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>>734581120
Kek
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nigga bet.
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wouldn't hurt to hedge my bet
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>>734569489
but im a fag
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>>734569489
easy peasy
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I'm such a pathetic fuckin loser
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Cant hurt
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I'd rather have a good friend
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>>734569489
I'm a sucker
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>>734569489
k
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>>734569489
i m a l o s e r
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>>734569489
Might as well try boys
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what's the worst that could happen
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Nigger what's story with this picture of girl I see it on here 10 times a day?
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23
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>>734569489
i turst
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>>734569489
I mean, i'll take all the chances I can get.
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Why not?
Join me or die
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>>734571009
>K
Do you even care?
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Fuck it need all the help I can get
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>>734569489
Goalin
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>>734579825
let us dream please
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>>734569489
please god
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>>734569489

Op is a fag
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if dubs i receive a side bitch too
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>>734571009
nigger
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>>734569489
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Fuck it
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gf plz
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Fucking bullshit
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