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Your age: Number of women you've fucked: >no trolling edition

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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
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>>734551408
18, 0
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19, 1
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>>734551408
24, 0
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21, 16
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>>734551408
0, 0
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51. Genuinely lost count. Forty or so
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41
Feeling old now . thanks OP
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>>734551408
22, 3
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19, 2
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23, 25~
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22;0
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30
38
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>>734551408
>Your age:
20

>Number of women you've fucked:
0

I'm gay
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30
100+
>>
>>734551544
24 and no fucking? Is that possible?
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>>734551408
47, 17
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20, 0
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40,6
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22, 3
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>>734551583
share some advice then
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>>734551408
26, 0
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21,3
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>>734551408
rolling. i mean trolling.
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33

25
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19,0
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24, 0
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20

0
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58, 1. married my high school sweetheart
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>>734551784
Learn which ones need to be taken hard and which ones need romancing.
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>>734551408
25: 0
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26
3
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>>734551918
Gay
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>>734551408
23, Lost count, no bullshit.
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>>734551408
27

5
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20

0
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>>734551784

The advise is as simple and cliché as you think it is.

Be out going, be interesting and social. voila

oh and dont be ugly
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19, 4
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John Arbuckle
2
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>>734551918
more gay than being homosexual.
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>>734551999
>lost count
>being this full of BS
you give trips a bad name, beta
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>18
>0
>>
>>734551408
40, 1

Bitches are a waste of time.
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>>734551408
46
203
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25 roughly 56 last I thought about it
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>>734551999
Easily done with pissed one night stands
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>>734552077
marrying a girl is somehow gay? why do you choose to be this way
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39 / 73
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>>734551408
27,6
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>>734551408
28, 6
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>>734551918
congrats muh dewd
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>>734551408
26, 3. Fingerblasted 2 others.
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>>734551408
20, 2
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>>734552196
Thanks anon
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>>734552121
40, 1?

That's laughable
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>>734551408
32 years old

1
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25, lost count

U fags need to get the ball rolling & stop masterbating to random pics of sluts on the internet

Or try traps. Traps are not gay if theyre hot enough & u dom the bitch
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16, 0, but got head
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34, 7
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>>734552258
Here's your (((you)))
>>
>>734551408
36, 5
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>>734551408
Age: 23
Women Fucked: 6
Relationships that lasted more than 2 months: 0
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23, 7

>>734552216
fingering doesnt count lmao
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>>734551408
34, >500
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>>734552304
>traps are not gay
Neck yourself you beta, and stop lying on an anonymous imageboard
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33yo, somewhere between 50 and 75...lost count...it's true, being a Marine will get you laid
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>>734551408
22,
14 and 3 bj
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22, 12
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>>734552311
Mods underage roodypoo here
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22, 7 and 1 milf
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>>734552435
at least he doesn't use the term "roodypoo"
fucking beta
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>>734552395
It does if you are desperate
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>>734551940
>>734552059
yeah but the problem is where the fuck you have to go to meet them.

It's not that hard to fuck once you know the girl
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>>734552489
Fucking summerfags
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>>734551408
22, fucked 3 women, and im gay lol
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26, zero. I don't like the idea of sex. It seems primitive to me, for low class people that can't control ape instincts to breed.
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>>734551695
no. of men?
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>>734551408

32 - 0
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>>734551408
age
>23
bitches fukked
>13

but no sex for 2 years now.
What can I say
>stopped being a normie
>happier now
>be'cuz I am true to myself instead Living a lie
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34, 1 (coming up on our 8th wedding anniversary)

:D
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>>734552533
Internet dating sites are loaded with desperate gash
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35 years young
0
>>
>>734552607
Do you mind being a virgin at 32, or does it not bother you at all?

Why are you a virgin if I may ask?
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>>734552258
>That's laughable
I suppose if pussy is your number one priority, it would be.

I'd rather jerk off and not bother with women. It makes life a lot easier.
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>>734551408
19,0
>>
>>734552623
Gay
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>>734552601
2.
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>>734552684
Why?
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26, 5
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29 and 14 but only one girl for the last 5 years
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>>734552697
Gay
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>>734552746
heart condition
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>>734551408
Age - 22

do the sex? - 15 people

Haven't had sex in a year, mainly due to the size of my new room. Also not having a car isn't very popular with the ladies.
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>>734552590
So you're fat/ugly/insufferable/beta...how do your moms panties smell faggot?
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19, 2
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>>734551695
Ha, faggot
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>>734551408
19, 0
>>
>>734551408
6

Pleb tier women mostly
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>>734552784
Not really, but whatever.
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26, 0

>6'4 225lbs masterrace
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>>734551408

39
15

same one for the last 16 years tho......
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>>734551408
19, 4
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>>734551408
19
4
>>
>>734551408
18 years old
sex with 4 women
sexual acts with 8
>inb4 newfag
>been on 4chin since age 10.
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>>734551408
23, 1
>>
20, 0
>>
Do hookers count?

I've done some crazy shit in foreign ports
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20 yo, 3
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>>734552398
Not my fault i can finesse a whore into blowing me for free. Get your game up anon

& traps are reserved for when you're high/fucked up enough to not put in the work that is required for real pussy
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>>734552122
Fake Andy gay
>>
>>734551918
Living the dream m8.
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29, 9
All in the last year.
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>>734552814
Monkey man. How's it feel being a slave?
>>
age 12

wummenz fukked 1,000,000 including ur mom
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>>734553019
slavery is freedom.
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>>734551918
Cuck
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>>734551999
I believe u man. It really comes down to circumstance and standards. If you attend an art college where 70% of The Boys are gay then no shit you're going to get laid left and right
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>>734552159
What you would find here, my dear friend, is a non-subtle play on the polysemantic nature of the term gay, representing two different extensions consisting of varying elements, which may have an intersecting subset. However, I assure you, they are not co-referential, and seeing as we find ourselves within an intensional context (assuming we not generate a hyper-intensional context by ascribing a propositional attitude by a doxastic operator to yours truly), I'd point out that neither are they co-intensional, let alone intensionally isomorphic, and hence cannot be substituted freely salve veritate, but such would indeed be redundant seeing as I had already pointed out such being polysemantic. In short, I'm calling you a faggot.
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>>734551918
Bravo sir, how many White babies did you make for mankind's betterment?
>>
>>734551408
34, 60+
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>>734552805
Damn anon...whats is the heart condition?

I'm sorry man. Is it possible for it to ever get better?
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>>734551918
what do you think how many dudes your wife fucked?
>>
20
How many women I've fucked: 0
How many guys I've fucked: 7
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>>734552946
Please greentext some good shit.
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>>734552805
you can't fuck because of the heart condition ?
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>>734551408
21 and 0
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>>734552590
>yeah, you know, i could totally have sex but i just don't want to because i'm so smart and good
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>>734553138
i'm saving this and making a poster out of it.
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34 years old.
Fucked 2 different girls. 1 girl once. The other girl about 10 times.
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>>734551408
21 And 3

First was a long term relationship, second was a one night thing and the third is my current gf who I've been seeing for over 2 years
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>>734553148
Why? Can't control your primitive ape reproduction instincts? Go be a good monkey sex Droid
>>
Shit, I didn't include prostitutes. Didn't think they counted. Best add another dozen or so to my total.
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>>734553355
>>734553388
Both of you should stop lying
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>>734553083
I dare you to say that in a konzentrations camp
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Age: 26
Women fucked: 147

145 of these were prostitutes though. About 120 were bareback.
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>>734553388
Good lad.
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>>734553425
You don't need to lie to us anon
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>>734553275
I'm tall and good looking. Women have approached me my whole life. I just don't want sex
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17, 2
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>>734553461
Be checked for STD's.
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>>734551408
36, 46 (or so)
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>>734553239
Join the Navy and get your own stories, fag
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>>734553503
Lie about paying for It? Why would I?
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>>734553196
Faggot
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Age:25
Women:30
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>>734552693

It's there, on my mind as always. It's depressing but it's not a constant depression. I don't think about it to be honest.

As for why well, socially inept, neet, unattractive and overweight coupled with a plethora of issues.
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20, 0
But had a nice female friend that I could touch sexually whenever I wanted. Unfortunately we didn't do more than that.
>>
28. 978.
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22, 5
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>>734551408

23 - 20+

Most of them were during my uni years or when I bartended.
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34, 5
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>>734553561

All clean. Must be said I preventatively take antibiotics to prevent me catching bacterial infections, and anti-HIV meds to prevent me getting HIV.
>>
23, 1.
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>>734553456
pussy is not a concentration camp. it is like...much better.

also you will always be a slave of your own body. you cannot fight nature or grow past it, because - even fags like - you are part of it.
>>
>>734553531
>>734553388
>>734553355

underage b&
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>>734553322
Ok well if you are so much more evolved than us men that can attract females, do you masterbate or are you so autistic you cant handle your peepee being touched by anyone but your mom?
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34, 0
>>
>>734553680
At least you didn't marry the first one like some of the fags in this thread
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>>734551918
if not trolling congratulations
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>>734553580
you are in the navy? US?
>>
29
2
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>>734551408
18, 3
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22.. 15+
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>>734553275
>i'm tall, good looking, and expertly trained in the art of the blade

sure you are, kid
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>>734553678
Couldn't close the deal? Whip the pipe out & lay it down
Wtf betaanon explain
>>
>>734551408
18, 5
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>>734551408
23, 4 and 1 guy
>>
29 - 1.

To be fair, we've been dating forever.
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18, 0
>>
21, 14
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>>734553284
If you do, feel free to post, would love to save as a proof that my education was not utterly wasted outside of professional academia and having to bow my head to engineers who cannot think.
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>>734552590
27 and 0 and i tell myself similar lies. But in all honesty i really would like a gf and sex but meanwhile i am so far away from sex i have lost all interest and while i like the idea of being in love i also would know that i would be fucking destroyed when a girl leaves or cheats on me. So i stopped trying/caring.
>>
>>734553956
We were only in start puberty and I guess non of us felt ready for having actual sex. Now we don't talk anymore.
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12, 1
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28, 4
I'm no slut
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19, 1
it was her
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>>734551408
15
9
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20, 0.
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>>734551723
being ugly and having social anxiety will do it
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33, 5 which includes my now wife of 10 years.
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28, 1
>>
22, 2
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>>734553810
No, that part of me never developed. I literally have never felt sexual attraction ever. Is it so hard to grasp?
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>>734553138
Didn’t read.
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17, 0
>>
22,2
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>>734551408
30, 11
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>>734551408
18
0
>>
39, 59

The sober number is way fucking smaller, and it's nothing to brag about
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39
0
>>
34, 3

I feel okay with it.
>>
24, 10
>>
>>734551408
22, 3
>>
>>734554433
As a general statement or just here and now?
>>
>>734551408
23
Around 25. stopped keeping count after 10.
80% of my lays are easy 6's and 5's. Only a handful of 7+'s
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>>734551408
28, 39
>>
33, about 20
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>>734551408
37, no idea. Only newfags are still counting on fingers and toes
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>>734554270
>>734554438
>>734554197
>>734553817
>>734553531
>>734553355
>>734553388
>>734552311
reporting all of these for underaged use of 4chan
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>>734551408
21, 0
>>
>>734551408

32:
54
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>>734553954
lmfao rekted

24,1
>>
>>734554181
Ahh i see. At least u have at least touched/tasted the glory. Good luck to your future sex life
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>>734551408
>31
>74
pretty good id say
married 38th ;D
>>
27 years 16girls
>>
>>734554412
No, not unless you were raised by an angry pathetic single mother or had worthless progressive parents that instilled a hatred of humanity through their own abuse and molestation of you.
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>17
>-500
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20, 0.
Do people who have fucked a large number of women feel superior to others? Why?
>>
>24
>33

Been with 30th for three years now.
feels good man.
>>
I am 23 and fuck the last 2 number
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>>734551408
23
4

I've had two LTRs and two fuck buddies.
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>>734555060
go do your homework boy
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>>734554592
ha
>>
22 - 6
>>
>>734555060
>>734555131
I don't feel superior. There's no reason to lord over someone for having more sexual experience.
>>
36
1
>>
27, round 65 before i got in relationship 1 1/2 year ago. since then about 4 more
>>
>>734551408
20 - 1. Hoping to God it'll be 2 in the next month or so.
>>
18

0 but sucked by 6 different girls
Keep my mana for my wife
>>
I have literally fucked at least one hundred hookers, living in Amsterdam. Does that count?
>>
20
Fucked 6, Been blown/Fingered probably another 2 or 3 that i didn't fuck.
>>
>>734555290
>0
>>
>>734555060
Nope, higher the number the less attached to humanity you feel. I lost count after 50 or 60 and i feel hollow and soulless. When it come to sexual partners less is more in the long run...but zero is pathetic and sad, one needs intimacy or you'll become jaded and start hating women and that is never cool.
>>
unfortunately 41 and 1 woman, my wife.
>>
>>734555060

Difficult to say. I don't feel 'superior' as such, but I do have much more of an inner peace having shagged many women, than I ever did when I was a virgin.
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27, 22 different women
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>>734555328
as long as its different women i guess
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>>734554170
there you go. good work would take more time, but hey, its a nice font!
>>
19, 3, gotten head since I was 14 tho
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>>734555328
nope, paid whores don't count.
>>
25
0
>>
37. 60 or so. Really slowed down the last few years, it's easier to stay home and get drunk playing xbox than it is to go out, spend $60 and chase some ass.
>>
>>734555623
wow, i fucked up the hyphenation and 4chan fucked up the colors. teamwork.
>>
>>734555472
Nothing wrong with that, as long as she's hot.
>>
18. 4
>>
16
3
>>
>>734555472
Gay
>>
>>734555646
Why zero? Whats wrong with you. Are you gay? Or just have no desire to fuck?
>>
20, 3
>>
>>734555472
Nothing wrong with that dude, good for you, I wish I had that. More partners does not mean better. One woman many children = Happiness
>>
32
7
>>
>>734553134
>The Boys
>>
27, 4
>>
>>734552975
>>>734552398
>& traps are reserved for when you're bi/gay and feel like putting your penis in another man.

FTFY.
>>
>24
>16
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>>734551408
22, 2

FeelsBadMan need to lose weight so I can fugg more
>>
>>734551408
age 40
sex with 2 women...haven't had sex in 11 years now
>>
>>734556217
That's rough, anon. I'm going on 2 years now without sex and I'm losing my mind
>>
19, over 9000
>>
>>734551408
34, 19
>>
>>734551408
18, 2
>>
>>734551408
36, 5 who I didn't pay for. Don't know how many prostitutes.
>>
>>734553138
That dude got served..
>>
>>734551408
27, cant recall. gonna go with 20+
>>
>>734551408
<19 (wink)
5

I think the most attractive one was like a 8/10, and the others were 5/10, 4/10, and 6/10. I'd say I'm a 6.
>>
>>734553083
good 1984 reference my dude
>>
21, 1
I guess I'm k with that.
>>
20

0
>>
I've used prostitutes steadily over the last 15 years. I got tired of the game at some point in my mid 20s. Never married. Before the whores? I fucked around 50 women. Some were 9 and 10s.

Now, today I am a fat ugly fuck with lotsa money.
>>
>>734556569
Wait another 5/10. and a 3/10. Also one time I walked in on two 5/10s trying on swim suits at a party. That's pretty gay TBH.
>>
>>734551408
37

16 broads
>>
57 Fucked 14 girls and zero guys. Got several blowjobs from various sluts I have met in my business.
>>
>>734551408
25
6
>>
>>734556727
You don't pay prostitutes for sex - you pay them to fuck off after sex
>>
>>734553388
>>734553355
>>734553322
wow, check em
>>
15

0
>>
27 - 9
>>
>>734551408
49, 8
>>
>>734556835
Did anything in my post suggest otherwise?
>>
>>734554175
Yep same. Told myself sex was overrated and not worth my time for years.
>>
>>734551408
31
0
>>
>>734551408
29
24

Most of them were pretty grim. Only 5 or so actually worth speaking of.
>>
>>734557102
Not at all. I was supporting you.
>>
>>734551408
33

stopped counting... but somewhere between 10 and 20
>>
>>734551408
31, 3
one was a prostitute
>>
32yo
19
>>
40, 40
>>
28, and I seriously don't have a clue ..........fuck I seriously need to get tested
>>
>>734552727
pitcher or catcher?
>>
32 years old
15 so far
>>
>>734553138
is this a common pasta? if not, then it needs to be
10/10
>>
18, 2
>>
>>734556164
Whats yr count?
>>
>>734557110
And how old are you today and i assume still a virgin? I kinda just completely missed the point when kids start to be interested in women. When i saw my friend kiss a girl at the age of around 15 i was so damn shocked it is unbelievable. When i was 17 i still didn't realize people were having sex around me. I have no idea why but oh well.
>>
i'm 22
i've fucked 14
>>
42: 0
i await the sweet release of death
>>
>>734557610
I'm also around that number, but.... the whole so far thing. I'm married now, so maybe this is it?

15 is my number forever.
>>
27, 57, creampied 35 of them. No kids :D
>>
32 years old, 3 bitches, 2 of which i cheated on my gf with
>>
26 years old. 24 girls. About 5 or 6 of which I'm proud of. In addition to the 24 I have hired two Asian prostitutes from massage parlors on two separate occasions, and sucked a handful of dicks.
>>
>>734551918
That's beautiful
>>
29
7
>>
Freshly 18, 4
>>
>>734551408
31, 0
>>
20 yo fucked 2 women ..a greek and a milf from scotland
>>
>>734551408
14,0
>>
23,5
>>
>>734558738
Shipmate detected
>>
>>734551408
21, 1
>>
31,11
>>
15,1
>>
>>734551408
Story behind pic?

32
Over 75
>>
>>734551544
Are you me ?
>>
>>734558208
That you know of slob

No kids how many stds?
>>
>>734551408
>21
>34
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