rekt thread. ktfo edition

>>734544223
can´t hide my dissapoiment as i wantted to do a drinking game with a Reckt thread on my night birthday party...Where nobody came yet[

Anyone got vid of that kung fu potato kid being knocked out?

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>>734544223

>>734544223
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

>>734545139
happy birthday anon, i'm here with ya

go out n do something dont sit on here on ur bday ya qwambee

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>>734544223
Goesforthebike.webm
freehat.webm

>>734545139
Why aren't your faggy friends with you yet anon?

Happy bday btw

>>734545518
imagine being that dude though, going to see if someones dead before another person hits the ground right next to you
must fuck a man up

>>734544223
Nigger instinct so strong he goes for the bike even when unconscious.

>>734545770
that feel when you get your anus tased.

>>734545582
They are usually slower and more awkward as well. Easiest fight I ever had was against a giant ass Mexican holding a pool stick. 3 shots and he was drooling on himself

>>734545770
Monkey trap

>>734545847
Not as much as getting hit by the 2nd suicide. Then you're dead.

>>734545847
true

>>734545901
keklcopter

>>734544223
Glass jaw nigger syndrome.

>>734545139
happy birthday anon.

anyone have the 'train conductor' .gif

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>>734544223

>>734545139
Have a nice night anon, happy birthday my dude.

/r/ing some gore jpegs don't feel like starting a thread with no content

For a friend of course

>>734546698
That grill or whatever the front got hung up on saved his pelvis from getting pulverized, what a lucky idiot.

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>>734545139
Have this picture as a present from me, have fun lad.

>>734545611
>>734545823
>>734546161
>>734546785
>>734547145
thank you all anons

>>734547145
>People or-
>Fire
Fucking kek

>>734547269
You're appreciated here my dude... ARE YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS THERE YET?

Niggers nigging @ 7/11 Memorial Day weekend in the Hamptons

http://www.27east.com/news/article.cfm/Montauk/521074/Fights-Break-Out-At-Montauk-7-Eleven-Store-Over-Memorial-Day-Weekend

>>734547390
yeah, first two are already here so it´s not that deppresing now.

>>734546936
Was that meat or bread?

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>>734547343
>You know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

>>734547596
Don't let any cunt ruin your birthday anon, enjoy it with them and create some birthday memories you fuck, have a good one.

>>734547533
Source with sound?

>>734545139
Happy birthdate we all love you anon <3

Sector clear.>>734547555

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>>734547602
It's a log...

>>734546936
He's lucky that knocked him out. I can't even bear to think how fucking excruciating that would have been

>>734544223
Mike Tyson Punchout irl

>>734544223
>Nigger.exe stopped working

>>734547880
with sound im pretty sure it was to the beat of a song playing on loud speaker
well
done

>>734547456
>>734547533
christ. why would people even do this

>>734547514
The Darwin is strong here

>>734546554
DC vs Marvel, but Santa is Bro with Tony Stark.....

>>734548154
stop it! u should try and keep that..

>>734547948
>Minimum wage in Punjab for Stone Breaking and Stone Crushing Unskilled 291.51 rupees per day

Is he getting paid too little or too much?

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>>734548196
*high jump

>>734548277
spewin it didnt collect the two of them

>>734547930
Like it's not going to hurt when he wakes up.

>>734548122
"Look at all the weight I can move!"
"Anyone can, don't lock your kn-"

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>>734546554
Fake & gay

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>>734546536
heckin' fluid dynamics

>>734548002
Nigger.exe is too complicated. More like nigger.bat stopped working.

>>734548481
Obviously fake.

>>734548510
his completely given up on life... no struggle no swimming no trying

>>734548510
HAHAHAHAHA

THE SEA CAME AND STOLE HIM FROM HIS PEOPLE

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>>734548633

>>734545847
first body is a kid? damn thats fucked, never noticed before

>>734548711
No not really, it looks real. If you watch others his freeze is correct

>>734547045

Why would someone pickup a guy with a gun? Why did he tried to kill someone who did something so minor?

>>734548962
Partial Kombat

>>734548962
If they were smart they'd learn kickboxing

>>734546426
Damn, the way he gets crushed underneath the car in the last roll before flying out must have snapped him in two

>>734548122
Its perfectly fine if you dont go way too heavy trying to be arnold and lock your knees

>>734548962
Training for Special Forces

>>734547145
Best thing I've ever seen on the internet

>>734549137
No one's ever accused brownskins of being smart.

>>734547213
Snapped his neck idiots

>>734549137
>implying kickboxing is worthy fighting sport
fag.

>>734548998
All those sparks are stock effects footage from action essentials

>>734545770
Nigger magnet

>>734546698
Kek. I like the Doge.

>>734548737
He's old. Give him a break. The sea gods took him home to Atlantis.

>>734549418
It is when you literally do not have arms dumbass

>>734547596
Have you started the circle jerk yet little babby?

>>734547456
The tit grab gets me everytime LUL

>>734549481
Ah ok, grabbing a high voltage line just seemed like something the average nignog would do

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>>734548998
So his hand vanished in the flash and fell in the most unnatural way?
The wires suddenly go live when he's been making contact between both for the whole video?
The CGI is garbage too, but whatever you say anon.

>>734549591
Combination of Darwin and not to spec builders

>>734549591
fucking braindead

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>>734547145

>>734549852
He touches the wire above the other two

>>734549704
>Sikh burn bro

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>>734549876

>>734548479
Kek

>>734547880
Is he ok?

>>734549970
kekizm

>>734549009
Do you want the truth?

>>734549900
100% grounded

>>734550162
Nigger...

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>>734548608
>Fucking lost.
Sauce any one?

>>734547813
MATSUMOTO OUTO!

>>734547958
oh shit -- you got some splaining to do!

>>734549892
100% grounded

>>734549852
Who cares if it's real or not. You have schizophrenia bro? Too much infowars?

>>734548217
totally deserved that.

>>734545770
Fucking. Mint.

>>734550306
Diagnosed as Borderline but I fail to see the relevance.

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>>734546536
i love how he is not even trying to countersteer

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>>734550464
just noticed he's in a ball pit

>>734547958
fake and gay

>>734547533
Imma ned Sound brah

>>734550464
This is fucking horrible. The worst trigger discipline I've ever seen.

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>>734548559

>>734546698
Niggers...

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>>734550700
>Flawless victory

>>734546698
dumb white trash lol

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>>734546936
this one makes my face cringe

>>734547533
why do much weight, way not enough movement in the leg. if you want muscel go deep. bend your knees, bend your hips. but dont snap any of them. this guy is a total moron. Just destroying his joints without any benefit for his muscles

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>>734550823
what is that machine? what was he trying to do?

>>734550700
this is fake

>>734544223
still goes for the bike

nigger

>>734547533
Now THIS one is real

>>734551143
oh thanks for the p.t session

....

>>734549892
Ruckem nerbe gas stroke agian

>>734551170
love how the guy recording just kept quiet and didn't warn him or anything, even after the shot

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>>734549852
>>734549965
>>734550306
When he touches the diagonal wire (the ground) he completes a circuit that he hadn't previously. The droopy bit closest to the pole is where the current originated from.

>>734546426
>citroen ax

>>734547555
Imuh jerk off to this later...

>>734546426
>rolling so hard you need a wheelchair ramp

>>734551181
a paper or sheet metal roller ? not sure
probably saying how fast it goes and not to touch it cuz it grabs

>>734550925
Kekked

>>734547880
never leave your mixtape in your pocket

>>734551181
It's a people squashing machine and he's been lured into touching it by he other guy. That place is like SciFi Auschwitz or stuff.

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>>734549704
Africans finally discovered fire!

>>734548559
I've done this drunk before it's not that bad

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>>734548481

so, did he get charred by a fiber optic aerial closure?

You murricans are really dumb.

>>734544223
sdf

>>734545901
laughed

>>734548633
That is hands down the worst thing I've seen.

Yuck

>>734551553
Relax. They still don't have the wheel.

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>>734544223
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734548196
7/10 he had no form

>>734547958
Faker than the moon landing

>>734551553
they love the shit

>>734548051
You queer?

>>734551564
Sucks when it gets into the bone.

>>734551567
Bruh, you can't get electrocuted by fiber optics.
It's wires that carry light pulses. Hence the term "Optic."

>>734551622
No it's not. Reported your gay old post for jewry.

>>734545518
>step number 3: check if there r no imminent dangers in the vicinity

>>734551773
It's a bot retard.

>>734548217
The way NOT to handle someone that's just been hit by a car

>>734551778
Kek look at them go. Put me in a date and charge people for watching them.

>>734547514
Get off the road niggers.

>>734545518
>bad respawn.webm
topkek

>>734549225
6/10 he should've had that landing

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>>734551875
Yes, I know. I commented because others might not know what this trash is.

Faggot.

>>734548361
That's one exasperated Chinaman. Welcome to niggers, they're your problem now, Chan!!!!

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>>734546554

>>734550727
No, I have worked in factories during summer break from college. They are this stupid. And shelving is a deathtrap.

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>>734547844
...a log?
...a log of SHIT?

Creamy, stream log of Shit
Made by Andy, every single bit
Please dont flush it down the loo
We only want to taste your poo
I want all of the tasty mass
Sucked out of his petit ass
Oh jesus, it tastes so decently good
Can cure the pain from a log of wood
Andy Sixx' streamy creamy log of shit

>>734547514

The beginning of this was a bit Walking Dead but then it became America's Funniest Home Videos.

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>>734544223
I'll just dump my fight folder. Fair enough?

>>734551788
ITS SO CUTE!!!! :)

>>734548510
Old people are gay

>>734546698
is that paul jr. from OCC?

>>734551748
I've seen this a million times but I'm yet to understand for what purpose, anyone could just go ahead and kick that fucking tadpole and win

>>734548241

Why were there cars parked in the turnout? The fuck.

>>734546698
"HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS!"
>every redneck's last words

>>734548608
The Guatamalan method

>>734551181
It's an industrial lathe, no guard.

He's retarded and trying to touch it.

>>734551071
White privilege is blasting

>>734551748
>partial arts
Fucking love the filename

>>734551567
He didnt get charred because its so obviously fake it hurts to watch it

>>734545518
Best file name I've seen in a while

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This is one of my faves

>>734548530
She's cute but stupid. Just how I like them.

>>734552255
you can only go as fast as the car in front of you

>>734551595
8/10 he brought his legs to forward

>>734549704
His beard; remarkably unscathed

>>734548241
reminds me of britain

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>>734548559

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>>734548962

>>734548277
Fuck off Ronaldo!

>>734550219
Decent ass for a ching-chang

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>>734547289
moar cyclists rekt

>>734549391
Ya no he was perfectly fine you idiot