>be me >bored an nothing to do after recovering from surgery

GOT A REPLY SOMEONE HELP

Easily one of the best stories on /b/ in my opinion. Who is catfishman?

Make a profile with a 7/10 guy. Don't want to go full on male model. You want to have shit bitches like in the bio. World traveler, exotic foods, general music since most chicks like popular pop songs. Then when you get a message, and you will ofnyour bio is douchy enough, you will need to have a little game to get in the door. Although if your profile pic is spot on, it won't matter what you say honestly. Sad, but true. Honestly been thinking of doing this myself. I'm not even bad looking, I just think It would be thrilling to fuck with people like catfishman

>>734539841
Just say hey :)

>>734539841
Post screen shot of reply. Dubs will help you answer. Don't reply right away. A good catfish never seems to eager...

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>>734540327
How's this?

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How's the bio?

JUST GOT ANOTHER MATCH

>>734539348
First OP join as many "teens only" "hot or not" "cute or nah" Facebook groups. There's thousands. They're full of attention whores. First, half people in these groups are fake so be diligent. Post a normies selfie with "anyone wanna talk" and they'll I be a bunch in your inbox. Also get casper.io bitches won't question sending selfies/noods via Snapchat.

Finally becare ful. I was addicted for 5+years. OC nude bank was in the 1000s. Vids everything. Finally, both my REAL acc and fake acc were BANNED together. Inb4 party van

Best wins: thicc 30s youth counselor (her husband was the priest) red head. we sexted and had tons of phone sex. She sent me vids of her baiting etc. She thought I was 16.

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>>734540214
>>734540953
Used this guy
Not a chad but not ugly

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I'm winging it i guess

>>734540792
Gold

>>734540792
I'll post more if interest
>>734541467

>>734540696
Say, yeah "I'm tired too...tired of being single. I really could use a strong woman in my life fr. I'm a bit of a traditional kind of guy. Would you want to meet me for coffee or food so we can talk?" What do you think OP?

Jesus christ what the fuck's going on in here

ABORT

>>734541668
Perfect
I never would've thought of that...

>>734540792
that's fucking stupid

>>734541887
Then how the fuck do i fix it, wise guy??
I NEED it to sound at least a BIT autistic

>>734540792
>"slight" autism

>>734541887
I feel like it has that vague kind of bullshit that general dumbass girls would think is "out there" and "cool" what makes it dumb in a catfish respect m?

>>734542014
I added it for lulz
Should I take it out?

>>734542144
You should be more honest with yourself and put "severe autism"

>>734542343
If it was a real profile then yes, but i also don't wanna scare off the Stacy's

Put, totally not a catfishman in there. They'll think a real catfishman wouldn't say he isn't outloud like that. It's perfect

>>734541294
SHE FUCKING REPLIED

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>>734543002
>>734541294

>>734543057
HELP ME OUT HERE /b/

>>734543057
Real it in BOI

>>734543213
HOW?!
WHAT DO?!
WHAT SAY!?

After some good talks, drop a line of imvetation for coffee or scrumptious eats. Then the fun can begin. Might I suggest sending her the address to a nearby Arby's. Make her pick up some curly fries while you watch.

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HER BIO

>>734543326
But i need to be original
And know how to REEL HER INNNN

>>734543260
Let tha catfish flow thru you. Ask a little bit about her. Tell her you just got out of a relationship and you've been in a rut. You don't typically use sites like this. But you're willing to take a chance with her as she seems "pretty cool." Set up Arby's date and profit