What do you think Taylor Swift's asshole tastes like?

Ass!

Poo

shit.

>>734533931
Heaven

>>734533931
Lil bit a soup

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I don't know but I'd like to find out

I would imagine it tastes god reaching down and hand picking the redest sweetest strawberry and then diping it in sugar and hand feeding it to you.

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Bags of sand

sweat

>>734533931
Probably still tastes like John Mayer

>>734533931
An asshole most likley.

>>734533931
>sawdust
You get it? Cause she's flat as a 2x4

>>734533931
Matzah

>>734534780
Nice job

>>734533931
Probably like Cap'n Crunch.

>>734534671
Lmfao

>>734533931
spaghetti

>>734533931
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>734534818
I aim to please, Senpai.

>>734533931
mildew, horse cum and vanilla

>>734533931
Salty first, and after ten seconds of passing the tongue on her wrinkly anus, an odd and contrasting mix between sour and sweet.

Don't forget the faint smell of shit, also.

I'd let her shit in my mouth on live broadcast, eat it all, ask her for some piss to wash it down and say thank you.

Kind off tasteless. Very flat flavour

>>734535307
Enjoy your salmonellosis.

>>734533931
magic

>>734533931
The same thing it did every other day you made this thread

>>734533931
Boring white girl

Shit or soap, depending on the time of day.

>>734533931
I dont care. I'd lick it until it bleeds

Salty coins and milk

>>734533931
I'd let her shit in my face and suffocate me with her faeces - on live TV

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Not sure why but she does absolutely nothing for me. She sort of just reminds me of a mop.

>>734533931
definitely buttery mushrooms with a tinge of black pepper

>>734535659
Damn Nigga yo ass went old school.

>>734534489

You probably could find out with enough creativity.

Not saying anything but...those dudes that tied up Kim kardashian and robbed her had enough time to do anything. Nothing is impossible, but you're going to get caught and sent to federal ass pound prison afterwards.

So not worth.

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>>734533931
Probably poo, why do you ask?

>>734536165

> not killing yourself to avoid prison

>>734536261

Lmao basically. Nobody does stuff like this (well rarely, Fran Drescher did get raped herself), because of the consequences. NOT because it's impossible.

If those robbers got themselves into a room with Kim fucking kardashain and managed to tie her up that should tell you right there what lies in the realm of possibility. Taylor swift has habits, a schedule, and isn't surrounded by security 24/7

Again though I have to disclaim rape is bad kids, don't try it at home.

>>734536259
because I need to know

>>734533931
She does look good in tight clothing damn, but average in anything loose

>>734533931
Yes

>>734536425

> don't try it at home

What about in her home ?

>>734536672

that'd be the worst place to do it, her home is probably surrounded with security up the wazoo.

>>734536828

Got an idea
In a whole food

>>734533931
Bologna rings

>>734533931
tastes like kays

>>734533931
maybe
her
anus
tastes
like
vagina

>>734537033

>mindblow

>>734537071
this