So spoil alien covenant for me.

The Aliens breed with humans and gave birth to human-alien hybrid and then some kike shoot them up and save the day.

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>>734530848

People die in it.

The end.

>>734530848
real title:
>Alien: Robots are Dicks

fucking mushrooms infect the people from spaceship, the aliens grow inside them, the aliens kill other group members and in the end the android guy that helped them during the whole trip dies and is replaced by the same android but villain... so everyone dies

>>734531806

I think this is the reason why everyone hated the movie.

>>734531896
>10 years of "robot upgrades"
>sitll looks like Magneto
>no sexbots

wtf is wrong with this movie

>>734531896
yeah, the movie was predictable af.

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>>734531053
>Bumps thread with pron
>Be peasant tier negro pron instead of HR Giger

FAGGOT

>>734530848
CAN'T . HE ANSWERED ONE QUESTION, LEFT 300 OTHERS MORE UNANSWERED.

PS 2 MORE BEING MADE

>>734532081

She looks like a Roma gypsy or Latina to me. Hot as fuck too.

>>734530848
>Spaceship traveling in deep space to a colony some number of years away.
>Crew is woken up early due to a catastrophic event that damages the ship
At this point it's almost exactly like the movie passengers with Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Great movie btw
>Crew receives distress signal from a planet they later find out is actually better suited for life than the planet they're traveling to for colonization.
>they decide to divert to investgate.
>turns out it's a planet full of clean air, lush vegetation, lots of water, but no other life.
>no insects
>no birds
>no animals of any kind.
>they think this is strange but continue on to the source of the distress call
>some douche steps on a spor pod and releases some alien shit which springs an alien from the end of Prometheus.
>They run into David the android who saves them
>turns out the distress signal was from Elizabeth Shaw from Prometheus.
>David used her to engineer the alien from the Alien movies with Segorny Weaver by creating a hybrid of the alien from Prometheus into the face-hugger
>face hugger puts an alien into Elizabeth. Xenomorph explodes out of her and eventually dies because no food or hosts for new face-hugger eggs.
>David sends distress signal in hopes new humans come.
>crew of new ship get fucked
A bunch of other shit happens with the androids
>the girl from magical beasts survived but found out that David tricked her into thinking he was the other android and is going to implant eggs in the colony crew of like a couple thousand people.
Then at some point the predators will get involved and we'll have a new AVP movie.

The end.

>>734532011

I still don't get why they didn't make some combat synthetics and had them as a shock troop force.

Fucking idiots all of them.

Robot guy from Prometheus went insane, genocided the engineers, and created the xenomorphs that we see in Alien 1.

The black shit that infected people in Prometheus is a precursor to the xenomorphs, it can create a lot of different things that have similar life cycles. We see xenomorph fungus that infect the crew of the current ship.

The movie is filled with the worst horror movie tropes and cliches, Ripley 4.0 is boring and useless. About 30 minutes into the movie you can guess the ending, and all suspense/tension is removed completely.

Robot guy is obviously the villain and acts like a fucking psycho from word one, but everyone trusts him. He switches places with the OTHER robot guy who happens to look identical to him (as soon as you see them both together it should be obvious they're going for a switcheroo). Crazy robot guy saves facehhugger embryos and prepares to spread the xenomorphs. Everyone on the ship is going to be killed, roll credits.

>>734530848
the movie sucks.
nothing of importance or interest happens.
movie spoiled

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>>734532224

>Racemixing is hot?

Get gassed !

>>734532270
>landing shuttle
>overcast, convienently not raining in storm that lasts for weeks
>"no place 2 land gotta do it onna water"
>completely misses flat Necropolis 3 feet away

>>734532232


SHITTY SYNOPSIS

YOU LEFT OUT 99% OF THE MOVIE

>>734532722
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO?

>>734532758
its was a boring fucking movie

>>734532725
Fuck off plebian. I said a bunch of other shit happened with the androids. Write your own synopsis if you don't like mine then

>>734532677

Men =/= Women

I can stick my dick any hot latina (in this case Brazilian) girl I want. If I'm at war, I'll fuck the sluts of the native population. Why? Because I'm a man. I'm the dominate one, I can have children up until I die, and I don't need protection.

Women shouldn't fuck other races. The men however can do whatever they want.

Learn to conquer you pussy.

>>734532758
>>734532828
It was boring as shit
>>734532725
All the shit I left out would have made it a better movie, honestly

>>734532828

It was really cool. The thing that messed it up for me was the ending. It just that...it needed a resolution and another movie.

He was trying to show that the aliens got started by an android. It would be cool to see the Alien homeworld then.

>>734532921
GO WATCH GAY PORN FAGGOT 11 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT ASS.

IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE.

This movie sucks balls on a level which i thought would never be attainable

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>>734531053
>>734532081
>>734532677

>racemix

She's a fucking Latina having sex with another Latino you stupid retarded nigger faggot trying to pretend to be a white national.

Get hanged.

>>734533007
>. It would be cool to see the Alien homeworld then.


1. 2 MORE MOVIES ARE PLANNED NIGGER

2. ALINE HOMELAND? THEY DON'T HAVE ONE NIGGER. THEY ARE LIKE YOU, NIGGERS, THEY ARE PARASITES THAT LEECH OFF OTHER LIVING BEINGS

>>734531357
Isn't that the original and Prometheus too?

>>734531896
I enjoyed it honestly. Nothing groundbreaking but in the horror genre I don't really expect groundbreaking

>>734533206
You should probably kys, plebian cucklord.

>>734533386


YOU FIRST BALDY FAT FUCK

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>>734533206

>1. 2 MORE MOVIES ARE PLANNED NIGGER
Well I feel that they should have done them in the back2back Matrix sequels style. My balls are still churning for the next movie.

Still I feel that the next movie should be a sequel to Aliens with Hicks as the hero.

>2. ALINE HOMELAND? THEY DON'T HAVE ONE NIGGER. THEY ARE LIKE YOU, NIGGERS, THEY ARE PARASITES THAT LEECH OFF OTHER LIVING BEINGS

They do now. The android fag is going to use the ships crew to populate and germinate a new world of xenomorphs. He even has human embryos. He'll probably breed the humans like cattle to be incubated.

Why are you so angry? You're not that Engineer that got tentacle raped by the face hugger from Prometheus are you?

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>>734533198
>Getting critique for upholding the Aryan standard

Kys shitskin.

>>734533007
I was hpoing they were going to bring back the horror/thriller aspect of the Alien series intead of keeping it in SyFy Network cheesetastic mode.

Remember Alien 4? This was Alien 4 but cringey instead of intenetional goofiness.

I enjoyed it. Saw it twice.

>>734533617
>You're not that Engineer that got tentacle raped by the face hugger from Prometheus are you?


YEAH THAT'S ME FUCKTARD. A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. IT'S ME TALKING FUCKING FAT FUCK

op dont even go and see it, it's a COMPLETE waste of time

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>>734533669

>Engineer space hybrid Nephilim offspring freaks
>Aryan

No you kill yourself Illuminati whore.

>>734533231
Yeah, you think humans would have learned by now that ROBOTS ARE DICKS..

I told myself it was a good movie when I left the theater mostly to justify having sat through it for two hours and the 30 bucks I paid for the ticket, popcorn, soda, and redvines, which were honestly the best part of the experience. After a couple of weeks I have come to the conclusion that I won't ever see it again until it's free on cable or netflix. I'm feeling pretty good about Wonder Woman though. I'm going to see that tonight.

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>>734533815

>The face when I see a Xenomorph chestbuster of autism erupt out of your vagina and sore anus.

Robot takes hentai way too far. Takes an uber ride that costs an arm.

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>>734534017

>displays zero integrity
smells like negro inhere

enjoy your screenrip :)

>>734534388
i wonder if giger was an intj

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>>734534388

>Nigger pretending to be white online
>integrity

You funny guy. I hang you last.

>>734534465

I see what you did there, Architect ;)

>>734534172
Wonder woman was pretty good, especially compared to Covenant.