helped retake holy lands once
but that was long tiem ago
I've got to go and buy tickets to Wonder Woman for tomorrow morning, then pick my daughter up from school and then go and get some junk food Friday tea. Then sit and watch some god awful anime cartoon with fucking dragons in it all night while my cunt of an ex wife is out partying and spending my fucking child maintenance.
that's nothing, I made a MAN pregnant four times
that's nothing, I made my mother pregnant when I was in the womb so I'm the father of my own brother
that's nothing, I went back to the dinosaur age, went up to space and busted a nut so big it eradicated all dinosaurs
How do I prove to you that my a man /b/?