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prove to me that your a man /b/

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prove to me that your a man /b/
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>>734520844
I once stood on a lego and didnt cry.
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>>734520844
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
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I fight for what I believe in
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>>734520939
id suck your dick if it wasn't considered gay
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>>734520844
I know the difference between "your" and "you're".
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helped retake holy lands once
but that was long tiem ago
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>>734520844
I've never seen an anime
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>>734520844
Traps are gay
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I have a girl who sucks my dick and swallows my cum while I play videogames and drink beer.
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>>734520844
I'm not afraid to die.
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>>734520844
I have a penis and I am over 18.
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When there's a bee or spider in my house I catch them with my bare hands and release them
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>>734521177
>bee
nigga you crazy
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>>734520844
I've tipped my fedora to a lady. What the fuck have you done with your life?
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>>734521177
Monster
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>>734520844
>not gonna prove it, because who gives a fuck about YOUR (see what I did there?) opinion.

manly nuff?
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>>734520999
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>>734520844
I had some porridge this morning.
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>>734520844
I got a boner while reading the Chronicles of Conan, literally fucking queens and princesses.
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>>734521431
but you cared enough to type that out in some sort of way to prove it
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>>734520844
I've got to go and buy tickets to Wonder Woman for tomorrow morning, then pick my daughter up from school and then go and get some junk food Friday tea. Then sit and watch some god awful anime cartoon with fucking dragons in it all night while my cunt of an ex wife is out partying and spending my fucking child maintenance.
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>>734520844
I made a woman pregnant four times
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>>734521715
In one night?
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>>734521715
that's nothing, I made a MAN pregnant four times
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>>734521778
that's nothing, I made four men pregnant four times
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>>734521902
That's nothing. Four of me made four of us pregnant four times.
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>>734521902
that's nothing, I made my mother pregnant when I was in the womb so I'm the father of my own brother
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>>734521974
thats nothing I went back in time and fucked my great great great great great great grandma so i created my entire lineage
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>>734522139
that's nothing, I went back to the dinosaur age, went up to space and busted a nut so big it eradicated all dinosaurs
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>>734520844
I took a shit in my friend's cat's litter box
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>>734522139
I WENT BACK IN TIME AND FUCKED EVE
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>>734522353
I WENT BACK IN TIME AND FUCKED GOD!
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>>734522259
That's nothing I once fucked the entire universe. Maybe you heard of it? You call it the Big Bang.
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>>734522399
I WENT BACK IN TIME BEFORE TIME EXISTED, FUCKED A JAR OF PEANUTBUTTER AND NAMED IT THE BIG BANG
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>>734520999
kek... op's a faggot
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>>734520844
How do I prove to you that my a man /b/?
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