Post your darkest thoughts let's see who can top it

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>>734507996
I literally think about killing myself with everything I see

>>734508084
I would be very impressed if you could kill yourself with a sponge swallowing it doesn't count

In a sexual way or in a non-sexual way?

>>734507996
I think about vantablack material.

What's difference between a serial killer and soldier who enjoys killing

>>734508126
Not that guy but maybe friction burn around the neck? Burn through the jugular.

Any way possible let's here what you got guys OP

>>734508189
Not too dark, they're one and the same.
The regret from killing is trained out of each soldier, and many genuinely believe they're saving their country. Human robots, programmed to be killers; far less impressive than lone serial killer.

>>734508189
Soldier got paid.

>>734508189
Well it depends what he's killing. If he's killing someone who won't hesitate to end his life first then he should kill them.
>>734508053
Me too

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>>734508195

I want to kiss moot

I was in the military and to be honest I joined just to take a life and ended up really enjoying the sensation of course when I came back to the states I lost the motivation but when I was there it's all I ever wanted

>>734508286
ONE IN THE SAME YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

>>734508328
Paid, yet so many veterans find their home on the street corner. I'd much rather the prison cell.

>>734508562
Both are correct, dear.

>>734508987
Grammatically, maybe.

I want to put on a glove of razors and shove my fist down someone's throat

I feel like cutting myself really slowly everyday in front of my children. I want to tie up my wife and kids and shoot them in there feet so they scream, i'll kill my wife first then my first daughter with my last daughter I will cut her really slowly till she starts to bleed out. I will let her run away. She won't get far she will end up dead before she can find anyone after that I will go to a daycare and kill everyone. LOL JK I DONT HAVE A WIFE, DAUGHTERS OR ANYTHING XDDD

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>>734509289
>being this edgy
>'XDDD'

Summer is here already?

I have the ability to have no thoughts at all......

I systemically think about how I would kill my wife if she ever cheated on me. She has always been faithful to my knowledge but lied to me about being with another person. I thought i was her only for 3 years until she told me about it. I honestly dont believe anything she says. I dont think I ever will, but when we are together i love her so much. She is an amazing person, if only i didnt love her then we could be happy.

Just remembered this, I've always wanted to epoxy razor blades (the thin flexible old school shaving razor kind) onto the posts and bars of a playground.

Original? No. Still want to. And it won't kill anyone. Mainly for normie shock value and news coverage.

>>734507996
Sometimes, I think I'd like to get married to a virginal Christian woman and father children by having sex with her in the missionary position.

I secretly fap to furry porn

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>>734509464

I am a serial arsonist

maybe some people were hurt

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>>734508181
You win

I hate niggers. Which isn't all that uncommon. But they perpetuate every stereotype ever conceived on their behalf.

They define filth. If there was some sort of nubian holocaust (which isn't at all likely) I'd be the happiest man alive. I can walk down the street without these creatures hollering at me and having their physical lack of brain matter rub off on me.

>>734509388
stinks of zen. take your spiritual sex elsewhere.

>>mfw death is only able to have a comparable aspect when contrasted to life because one has to experience in order to understand non-experience. Who truly knows what happens after the perishing of our body and the extinguishing of our soul. Maybe damnation or paradise, maybe reincarnation, maybe purgatory or possibly just the absolution offered by entropy of perceptual consciousness. I'm hoping for the latter; of the void I became, to the void I must return. So too are all things subjected.

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>>734512559
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mfw