Hey /b/ro's I'm posting this out of pure desperation

just sell some shit at a pawn shop

Nope

Wish I could help you anon been there I was lucky enough and my father helped me

>>734504221
I would if I owned anything :/

>>734504509
learn to steal shit then

>>734504287
Yeah man trust me if had family to ask I wouldn't doing this.

>>734504559
Honestly that sounds easy enough but I'd really rather not reach that point. Plus I need it by the 5th of this month

>>734504685
Just car hop for a few days. If you do it right you could probably make around 100$, depending on your kind of neighborhood.

>>734504685
just steal a couple of bikes and sell them

>>734504818
Carhop?

>>734504287
You need it by the 5th? You're kinda fucked up my dude maybe post in 4chan people in here ain't gonna give you shiet

>>734505366
Post it in reddit*
I'm drunk sorry

>>734505397
No worries man, I looked at reddit and they want you to do this whole verification process and appeal shit. Too many hoops to go through just so I can get the same result of no help .

>>734503841
Post tits or penis with timestsmp and I'll send you 3.50

>>734507165
Send me 100 and we got a deal

>>734503841
I I'd be in your position, I'd just sell my ass or suck a dick. You'll be surprised how much money you can make in how little time. the more often you do it, the easier it gets

>>734507281
greedy fucker. learn how to sell

>>734508777
dubs speak truth
sprinkle on some glitter nancy and hit the gay bars at a dollar a blow job you only need to suck a 100 dicks

>>734503841
there are so many resources online. how about reading a few chapters of a math book and teaching kids for 15$/hour?

here you go
http://en.booksee.org/book/1364848

>>734503841
Would help if I got paid this week. Bi-weekly pay can be a bitch.

>>734503841
Post an ad on Craigslist and say you'll blow dicks for $60 a pop, faggot

>>734508868
Those are trips my man and no matter how true it is doesn't make me want to do it any more

>>734503841
Follow these carefully and you'll be OK in no time:

1- Get a job
2- Get paid
3- ???????
4- PROFIT!

>>734509112
or even better: post ad that you blow cocks for 60$ but the first three clients get it free. then you'll get much more trafifc

>>734508915
I already have 2 jobs and I'm in uni bro, plus it's summer kids aren't in school right now.

Thanks for the info.'

I will steal money from you

>>734503841
>I have 2 jobs
>I suddenly need 100 bucks
>sheesh maybe I could sell shit on ebay or ask my parents/friends for the cash
>Nah, I'm gonna be a faggot and ask the internet
>Definitely not buying less dildos, that's out of question

>>734509035
No worries man, the last thing I want is help from someone who can't at the moment. I appreciate it though.

>>734509152
I alredy have 2 jobs. Did you even read the post?

>>734509192
I'm not the one on /b/ asking /b/tards how to get money, the suggestion was for you, faggot.

>>734509268
My dad died when I was a kid and I haven't talk to my mom in over a year. Besides them I don't have any family and if I had friends I wouldn't be spending my time on 4chan. I'm stuck in the middle of no where because I cant afford to live and go back to my home town not that Id have anywhere to go.

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>>734509306
If you can't afford rent with 2 jobs you're either lying or trying to live a life you clearly can't afford.
Did you even learn basic economics?
Move the fuck out and get a cheaper place, get a better job or stop lying to the interwebs to buy yourself steam games with someone else's cash.

>>734509404
I hope you realize that wasn't me, Im not even sure why you reacted to it like that though

in for $10 if you post a dick pic

>>734509559
My bad, thought you were the anon

>>734509481
You really didn't read it, one of my housemates dropped out last minute so now each of us have to pay 50 dollars more on first months rent and the security totalling 100 dollars. I had the money sent aside before hand but since my that dude dropped out I now have an expense I wasnt prepared for. Im trying to move because the rent there is less than what Im paying now and its better because Im currently living in an empty studio in someones back yard. Also I dont even own a computer or anything to play games on. Im posting off a prepaid phone from walmart.

>>734509747
No worries man

>>734503841
The best advice I can give you is honestly to stand at a corner with a sign for a bit. Don't look like a bum, and just be honest. "Need money to keep from being homeless by Sunday" or something along those lines. Chances are you can make it.
Also, ask _every_ coworker you have, every friend, random people you encounter, et cetera. "Hey I hate to ask, but could you loan/spare a dollar or two?" If they ask, tell them the real reason, and you might get more. But even a dollar or two here & there will add up.
You might also talk to the head office of the apartment and ask for an extension.

post dick and something in your ass and I'll send you 100$, also post your paypal so I can actually deliver, or bsb etc

>>734510171
I appreciate the advice man, thanks for not attacking me. My hopes weren't too high coming into this but the /bant/ is a nice distraction. I'm sure I can work this out one way or another.

>>734510351
Do you have kik?

>>734510553
nah

>>734510879
Sorry man I really need the help but I'm not comfortable posting shit like that on here

>>734511230
just your dick then, last chance. Will pay 120. must have timestamp

>>734511323
Fuck ok

>>734511323
Don't fuck me over bro

>>734511424
>>734511506
which one is op? ya know people suck dirty old dicks for half of that, I would give a free hand out but I'd prefer to be fapping to hard to get wangdoodle imagery