How often do you think about suicide?

Never because I'm not retarded.

a few times a day usually

>>734498995
Never because it's way more fun telling people to kill themselves

been a couple days but normally atleast once a day

>>734498995
Pretty much any time I think I have trouble with my life. I mean if I'm so pissed at something I evaluate the rest of my life against it I just kinda get into this mood of, "nothin mattahs. none'a this mattahs"(quote Carl from ATHF) and come back the next day bright as sunshine.

Right now, please send help...

>>734500017
learn2behuman faggot

Too often to take it seriously.

>>734498995
A lot less as of lately, now that I think about it

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>>734500017
Make sure the rope is tightly secured to the nearest tree, place it firmly around your neck and jump friend.

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>>734499678
Take off the mask faggot

It depends, but on average, once a day.

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If you're all serious, you guys need to get some irl friends and go out more.

Daily. I'm not exactly serious about it, but I take comfort in knowing no matter how bad something gets, there is an off switch. But I do think of different ways I could die and what would happen if I did daily

>>734498995
2-3 times everyday

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>>734500567
>Implying my lack of empathy for others and humor in telling them to kill themselves is a facade

>>734498995
Once or twice a day. I'd never do it though. Shitty life is better than no life.

>>734498995
every waking moment since i was 10

Every 10 minutes or whenever I have a long period of silence to myself. It's not a sad kind of thinking, it's just a morbid indifference. Like, I could just jam my head into some moving machinery right now if I wanted to, and nobody could stop me.

>>734498995
Pretty much wake up thinking about it since I was in elementary school...

if there's an eternal paradise for me if i were to commit suicide, i would gladly do it.

>>734501361
This. People would care but I shant

>>734498995
how many milliseconds are there in a day? Yeah that often.

>>734502286
I wouldn't care, I guess, but I'm just that much more curious what'll happen if I don't. Maybe when there really are no other opportunities, I will.

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Guys guys GUYS.


Too negative in here, we gotta hide away inconvenient realities

>>734501836
You know there isn't. Obviously

>>734500895
It is oddly comforting. Sometimes inspiring in a way, when making a tough choice or doing something that I feel afraid to try I think: well if I fuck it up I can always kill myself.

1x a day

>>734502555
>trips
I guess I'm just too forthcoming with myself. I'd lie to myself about it, but I'd call myself out on my bullshit the next moment I watch rain slide down glass.
>>734500895
>>734502709
At least I know I'm not alone in doing those things.

i can forget about it for a little while. i have been thinking of suicide almost constantly lately. i've got the stuff and i've tried it out a bit. i just have to get really motivated and go through with it.

From everyone and then to daily. I struggle with evaluating my self-worth as notable. I have many friends. I've had many relationships. I have a loving family, a great job, college education.... it just feels... blah....

>>734498995
whenever I'm sad

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>>734498995
Everyday. Plus I'm bipolar so pretty much a few times within the day as well. So much fun being a shitty faggot excuse of a human being. I'm already in the process of buying a decent quantity of oxycodones from my dealer so I won't be here long. I'll take a lot and drift off with nice soothing jazz music playing in my ears. Woop.

>>734498995
All day 24/7.
>>734500787
No thanks, it would only make it worse.

Literally anytime I start thinking suicide is the first thing on my mind and then it goes to whatever I'm actually working on atm. I can't wait until it's all over. I just want to never wake up again.

every day including today, I hate my life and no matter how much i try to change and be better it doesn't affect my mental health and it can't bring people back from the dead

As someone who has a loving family and a bright future I want to die everyday due to constantly acting like making every right decision to please my parents isn't slowly killing me inside.

Every second of the day...its exhausting to say the least

>>734503932
this. health problems and dead relatives, can't fix that.

Every god damned day.

>>734498995
probs 4 times a day. i know ill die alone and the only way ill get noticed is by my rotting corpse. :D life is fun.

>>734499319
>>734499678
>>734500055
>>734500787
>>734502555
kys

>>734503932
>>734504065
dead friends
dead pets
dead idols

>>734504065
lost my sister and someone I thought who was my soul mate both to suicide in the past year i know how you feel

>>734504130
hurt people hurt people

think about that when you tell people kys

>>734504212
kys

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Everytime my girlfriend who is away doesn't text back after many hours.

>>734504404
just a thought. as you were.

>>734504130
Nou

>>734504488
>>734504506
kys