/b/, I'm on the roof. What do I do now?

>>734494519
Swan dive

>>734494519
do a flip

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>>734494519
>.

stoop over the ledge and take a mean shit

>>734494709
Soon

>>734494709
reroll

dick pic

Op here, I'll do trips to shit off the roof

Take a shit from the edge, try to hit something. Best case people ,take a pic and run home

>>734494888
Trips, do it faggot

>>734494888
>>734494891
dick pick before shit drip but maybe put shit on dick too

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>>734494888
Here, it's a cold night

>>734495473
OP delivers

>>734495473
What's that hairy lump above your Johnson

we gotta get trips now fuck come on

>>734495574
I ain't no niggerfaggot

trips for the shits

dew the doo

fuck I can't roll trips for the shit

>>734495648
So these trip 5's will make you shit off the roof?

>>734496063
fuk

shit on me

>>734496034
i feel this is a pun

Do a flip

well this is gonna need to happen

>>734496123
i feel like i shit the bed with trips

take a shit over the edge

Rolling for roof shit

>>734496210
i feel like this post is trips

Jump

>>734496292
FUCK I JUST WANNA SHIT FROM UP HIGH

>>734496317
And now you can! Just look at these trips!

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It's op, it's 2 am and I'm gonna shit off the roof. C'mon guys, get trips.

>>734496317
just a terminal velocity turd from the third floor

>>734496438
I will keep SHITposting until i get them

>>734496485
FUCK YOU I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN

pooper off the roofer!

Shit, OP!

>>734496537
TRY HARDER DAMNIT

>>734496485
>just fucking do it

>>734495639
Thats his thumb

>>734496573
NO

>>734496485
Trippps

>>734496559
rolling

>>734496559
Fuck.

Rolling for a shit from the shingles!

>>734496485
ok

>>734496485
>OP even has a lighter
>basass OP that delivers
>can't even roll trips for him
i should join OP but jump off the roof instead

666 get. Shit for satan.

>>734496485
Does quads count?

>>734496485
climb down safely

>>734496485
333 get

>>734496596
I'm also fat
>>734496659
Please join me I'll even push you and shit on your corpse

i got trips, now jump off faggot

Haha good job delivering op, you little roof shitter

>>734496655
Double dubbs. That's at least a piss off the roof?

>>734496559
Rolling for this

>>734496687
Yes

>>734496719
at this point it'd be worth it

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oooollol

>>734496662
so close

>>734496662
FUCK. You did it then got cockblocked by 2

>>734496758
Im w/ this anon

get down from there and go to bed

>>734496485
dole role

>>734496806
Fuckin' 2, man.

>>734496773
Well here they are then.

Roll for shitstains

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>>734496485
what if i dont wana

>>734496828
same. I am also that anon.

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>>734495473

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>>734496758

>>734496778
>one off
kms

999?

JUMP

Diahrea

>>734496902
Coming up

>>734496485
climb down the side of the building

>>734496485
Where do u live faggot? street looks familiar

Fuck

>>734496981
god pees before us

>>734497049
Take a guess faggot

>>734496997
Shit dude , u jesus? semi-jesus?

Kill yourself, :) (jk)

>>734494519
You take a warm shower
get into bed
and realize you don't have that bad of a life
sleep well pupper

a flip

>>734497019
right now

>>734497134
in this post

roll for shit

>>734497121
I got a good ass life I'm just here to shit off the roof

SOMEBODY SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT

>>734494519
do a 360 and walk away

Rolling for shit from the shingles

you guys think OP could light the shit before it drops and also take a pic of it while it drops on fire

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>>734496981
props

>>734497173
that i will make now, after yet another FUCKING CAPTCHA

>>734497222
Oh yea!! Do it op

>>734497222
WINNER

Keep it up guys, two posts or so like this everyday and I wouldnt consider /b/ dead anymore. Anyone else catch ol' nut mutilator last night?

>>734497100
After the 6662 and now this, I don't know who I am anymore.

>>734497222
WINRAR

>>734497222
ITS HABBENING

>>734497197
I'll screenshot his shit but not this shit

>>734497222
our prince cometh

>>734497222
WINRAR

>>734497222
deliver

F
G
T

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>>734497222
Put me in the screencap cause it's fucking happening

>>734497266
me

>>734497222
OP please don't fall.

>>734497339
i trust this OP, he is no faggot.

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Masturbating llamas.

trips commands it

take the plunge

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PUT ME IN THERE TOO YOU GLORIOUS FUCK

>>734494519
poop off the roof

Where you at op we could arrange a meetup and you could shit in my spread ass.

>>734497222
Yeet

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>>734497183
see >>734497255

>>734494519
piss over

>>734494519
A 360 noscope

>>734497518
Read thread bud

>>734497222
OP YOU HAVE TO

>>734497488
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>734494709
>starting this roof shoot
it's been so long since I contributed to OC fuck yeah

you got this OP. Hopefully some drunk fuck is walking underneath you when you do it.

And as he shits, I can feel /b/ stll suckling at its last bit of life...Good...good..

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Op, will deliver momentarily.
Couldn't get the pic on the roof but I'll show the splash zone

>>734496655
>>734497222
Noice!

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Ok here. This is my mom. This is dedicated to her for being such a cunt

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This fucking thread

>>734497222
OK, OP, chocolate rain...

>>734497690
That's not my mom, faggot.

>>734497690
Your mom looks like she loves Raymond

>>734497668
The absolute madman

caught in a landslide

>>734494519
GET a job

>>734497781
Doesn't everybody love Raymond?

>>734497668
Was is solid or soupy? What did you eat today? How high up were you? I know you said it's cold. Was it windy? Please set the scene.

>>734497829
his job is shitting on your hopes and dreams

>>734497829
OP has done more than you have ever done faglord. His job is to shit off this goddamn roof and by god, he is going to do it.

>>734497845
yes, but everybody hates chris. fuck that guy.

>>734497876
And off of roofs everywhere!

>>734497857
>on fair /b/
>where we lay our shit

>>734497668
OP i need to write a paper before midnight but im not leaving this thread until i see you shit from the roof

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I haven't had a good winrar in forever. I'm glad I got those trips now delivar op

>>734494519
Go fuck trannies

>>734497955
your theses can wait for his feces while it 360s and hits the street

>>734497987
and you can go fuck yourself

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It's somewhere, may have hit the ac

I want some roof shitting OP let's go move them bowels

>>734497951
This is becoming my new favorite poem. Go on...

>>734498068
NO POOP NO DELIVERY

>>734498068
get closer i want to see the splatter otherwise it didnt happen

>>734498068
>may have hit the ac
>may have shit in the ac
>shitty ac
THE GOD HIMSELF

>>734498068
BOOOOOOOOOOO!

LOOK FOR THAT SHIT OP

>>734498157
I won't lie, if the poop is in the AC then that's the fucking bullseye

>>734494519
Love me

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Ladies and gentlefags, I have shit off the roof for you. I'll find the pasty nugs in the morning.
>it's not even a shifting street

>>734498319
We need a better pic though.

>>734498068
Come on op, do right by this thread and find that plopper

>>734498112
From oldfag grudge break to newfaggotry,
Where clever bait makes civil boards unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of this new OP
A pair of star-crossed splatters take on life,
Whose misadventured trajectory overshoots
Doth with their impact bury themselves upon the night.

>>734498392
Will you marry me?

>>734498392
find it now OP, IT MUST BE FOUND

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>>734498392
sweet dreams fag

>>734498442
Are you a twink

Lol this is my first night on 4chan. I've been missing out

>>734498435
That's beautiful, man.

>>734498537
are you OP?

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>>734498465
I agree. Find it OP

>>734498555
nice trips also get out please

>>734498555
nice trips

>>734497951
Two households, both alike in dignity.
>english gcse is still in my memory

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>>734498068
>be OP
>shit from two stories above onto world that shit all over him
>revenge.gif
>ends up hitting central air
>whole apartment complex reeks of OPs shit
>keks were had

I feel bad for the motherfucker who has to clean that shit. the a/c is probably fucking ruined. Well done, anon.

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>>734498566
Yup

IF WE GET TRIPS, HE HAS TO FIND IT.

LOOK FOR IT

>>734498671
then yup! deepdick me!! I love a man with a little bit of fame

>>734498726
Op, done.

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>>734498555
Trips chek'd, now gtfo

look for your shit.

>>734498795
rolling so OP has to find his shit

>>734498795
find it OP

look for it and send pics.

>>734498556
The fanciful passage of their high-impact splats
And the continuance of the thread's rage,
Which, but a humming appliance naught could remove,
Is now some hours' traffic of this board
Of which, if you with patient eyes attend,
What trips shall miss, OP's morn shit search shall strive to mend.

>>734498644
>my name is William Shitspeare

>>734498795
damnit op find your shit

>>734498795
find shit

dont you dare leave until you find your poopoo
>>734498795

>in the great words of vince staples :

I pray to God cause I need him, I need him, I need him
Cocaine withdrawals and I'm fiendin', I'm fiendin', I'm fiendin'
Life way too hard, am I dreamin'? I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin'
Highway to hell and I'm speedin', one way to tell if I'm breathin'
On three let's shit off the roof, On three let's shit off the roof
On three let's shit off the roof, On three let's shit off the roof
On three let's shit off the roof, On three let's shit off the roof
On three let's shit off the roof, On three let's shit off the roof

>>734498795
Go find your crapper

>>734498795
>>734498795
>>734498795
im the only one left

>>734498795
Pls

>>734499088
3

Why can't more people be like OP? Actually doing something productive with their lives.

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By the way

>>734498795
DO IT
O
I
T

>>734499253
>>734499283
Oh fucking shit.

>>734499332
OH FUCKING SHIT I ALMOST ROLLED TRIPS

>>734499253
>implying shitting off roofs is productive

>>734499283
DON'T DO IT OP !!! YOU'RE A FUCKING LEGEND !!! DON'T KILL YOURSELF !!!

>>734499362
thats some shit... pun intended

>>734499283
Fuck you, you don't die until i see your turd

Find

can we get 444

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>>734499283
God damnit OP, I was gonna go to bed, but now, I have to wait and see you not hang yourself, you glorious cunt

>>734499443
Fuck

>>734499442
>>734499443
so damn close

>>734499486
I'm not an hero but I have the option

>>734499395
If he is kill at least he won't have shitty pants when they find him

>>734499411

>>734499533
Dew it

OP i still need to write my paper and my time is running out

find the feces

>>734499365
This is /b/, we aren't here to be productive
>>734499283
Naw man, you're a legend now, don't do that, rollin for no suicide

>>734499647
shit fast live hard

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>>734495473

fuck im gay

find the feces

>>734499533
phew

We've had like 5 off by ones

>>734499655
Come on that was close. Do it for
>>734499647
he has a paper to write

Rolling for an hero

Grab your shit and throw it at someone if you see them on the street

OP do you think you could lasso the shit with the noose and then dangle it over the ledge

Don't do it anon! WE NEED YOU HERE

>>734499740
OP is already a hero. He pissed and shit off a roof for us.

>>734499778
so close

In the street, pajeet

>>734499647
shit on the keyboard 3000 times and submit it

Smear shit over yourself and call cops to your location

>>734499825
Hes already a hero, possibly an hero.

Rolling to find that goddamn shit

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>>734499283
NOT OVER TIL IT'S OVER

Jump!

>>734499842
in ur mum, dum.

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>>734499283
OP the absolute madman

>>734499825
True, but OP should pee while hanging

rolling for quints

>>734499912
Bob saget's agate, faggot

If trips, OP goes find his shit, puts it in his pants and then an hero.

Find the poooooooooo

ples search op.

>>734494519
Dab, then drop the bass.

AGAIN

if quints op find shit and eats it

so to recap OP already peed across a gap between two buildings and on the side of one, effectively marking his territory like an alpha
then he shit off the roof and potentially into the ac
and he's got rope

>>734499982
rerrolllll

We need to know where that shit is OP

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>>734500000
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!

A

>>734500000
Holy fucking shit

>>734500000
witnessed so hard i shit myself

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>>734500000
>>734500000
>>734500000

>>734499926
This is true. Look my pents btw

>>734500000
Ha

Rolling for OP to swing like spiderman

>>734494519
Cum on the next person to walk past.

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>>734500000
Hoooooly fuuuk

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>>734500000

>>734500000
Nope. I'm goin to bed I'll find the Poppop in the morning. I'll be back though.

Jump off naked

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>>734500000
Fuck me sideways anon got it. And checked

>>734500120
roof shit II: electric boogaloo
>how far away from now is morning

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>>734495473

>>734500120
Nigga he rolled quints for you

>>734500000
I was watching the numbers increase. THE STARS ALIGN, SWEET WINRAR

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>>734500000

WITNESSSSSSED!

>>734500000
>>>>>>Ooooooooosssshhhhhiiiiitttttttttt
>>is what op says

>>734500120
Damnit OP...I didn't write my paper for you and you just leave me handing like this?

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>>734496485
Smoke some weed

>>734500184
Nigga I don't give a fuck

>>734500000
Winrar

>>734500170
1 sleep

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>>734500000
EPIC GETS SAVE THIS THEAD

Fuck it, somebody else shit off a roof and let's see a pic of that. Now's your chance to steal this guy's lightning, someone

>>734500267
is that less than 1 time

>>734500239
OP actually fag? Damn guys

>>734500120
Motherfucker, you can't simply ignore pents!

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>>734500000

poor op

>>734500267
What a cute answer

>>734494519
DO A BARRELROLL OFF THE ROOF YOU PUSSY!!

>>734500314
>starting epidemic of people shitting off roofs
>media can't figure it out
>coordinated shitting
>some fall off into their shits

>>734500320
Define time.

>>734500227
Paper in the pooper

>>734500120
By Jesus's dead body and all the jews Hitler cooked, thank you OP for being a goddamn legend. Someone needs to screencap this thread

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>>734500239
>>734500227
>>734500184
>>734500120

OP IS STILL, AS ALWAYS, A GIGANTIC FAGGOT

>>734500392
1 time is more than 1 sun

>>734500353
Go to bed. The poop will come sooner.

>>734500427
Can't you do it?