Has anyone done anything even remotely sexual with their Mom?

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Placed your hands where you shouldn't?

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Let a kiss linger for a little too long?

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Caught a glimpse of something you shouldn't?

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Found nude pics? You get the idea...

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Taken creepshots of her?

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Sniffed her panties?

What have you done op?

no but my stepmom

Every now and then I massage my mom, she will take her shirt and bra off so I can rub in lotion

>>734475864
The fuck is up with her lip? Looks like a fucking carp is sucking him off.

When I was a baby, I actually drank milk from her tits. Can you believe it? I am a MADMAN!

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>>734477096
Ever massage her tits or ass?

>>734477369
WHAT THE FRICK

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>>734477369
'When i was a baby'

>>734477369
I rubbed my dick across her vag walls when I was being born.

Get on my level pleb.

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Mama taught me to clean under my foreskin. One, awkward. Afternoon.

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>>734477096
How did you get to massage your Mom? I mean, how did you bring up the subject?

>>734477564
You too? This thread is full of madmen!

I titty fucked my MIL once.

>>734477455
One time I convinced her to take off all her clothes, she laid on her stomach and I massaged her full back, legs, feet and ass

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>>734477793
How did you get into that situation?

I was once completely inside her. From head to toe, all up in her.

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>>734477889
You get a good look at her butthole? :)

>>734477668
moreee?

>>734476238
I've done this

>>734475699
pls keep dumping

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>>734478453
How old were you?

>>734477915
I have a low bench to sit on and take your shoes off. She was sitting on it taking her shoes off. Her tits were right at crotch level. I pushed my crotch into her tits. She thrust her chest up. I popped her tits out of her too. She pulled my pants down. It was pretty cool.

>>734478991
Top*

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>>734478991
Would love to tit fuck my MIL..

>>734478977
16 it smelled so good

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>>734478892
You have any stories? Or things you want to do to your Mom?

Between the ages of 12-14, I would crack my mom's bedroom window and watch her undress before her bath every night. I once saw her rub one out, I came twice in less than 10 minutes

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>>734479311
I was around that age when I used to sniff my mother's panties too... It was fucking amazing... I took it a liitle further... I used to lick and suck on her gusset, scrape that shit off with my teeth and eat it all up. I know, I'm a sicko...

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>>734479564
That's hot... I never had chance to do anything like that, damn...

>>734479380
no, but i regularly fuck other peoples moms, i meet them in bars or off plenty of fish and smash them to fucking pieces.

>>734479214
I'd like to do more but I have the feeling that my wife & FIL would disapprove.

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>>734479908
I guess I should try banging some too. You had a lot of success with POF?

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>>734480062
Heh... probably... does your wife have any clue about what went down?

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Bump with a rump...

>>734475977
Sauce on this? I like this.

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>>734480289
I'm certainly no about to bring it up.
Wouldn't be prudent.

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>>734481570
http://www.vozbuzhdaet com/porno/140412085/

When I was about 15 I peeked through basement window and watched my mom show her size ff fat fucking tits on webcam

My mom would slap my ass ever so often but other than that got nothing

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>>734481857
Did you fap to her titties?

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>>734481984
Spanking or lovingly slapping?

>>734481857
>How'd that make you feel?

>>734475699
Sauce?

>>734482127
Like be walking around and hear a nice clap from it. Almost stereotypical slapping a chicks ass as she walks by

>>734481987
I still think about it and it's 20 years later. I jerked it then and now. I saw her finger herself too and stick the microphone up her pussy. And she would suck on her fat tits too..... I'd love to treat her like a fat whore

>>734482146
So horny dude

>>734478977
thats so FUCKING disgusting

>>734478977
waste of precious dubs

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>>734482606
That sounds fucking incredible... I wish I could have seen something like that. Would you still go for it today? She ever hinted at anything?

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>>734482768
Pussy juice dries... this is what it looks like...

Haven't done it yet, but will be having sex with my mother. She has agreed to it. Lives a state away though, so not until I visit.

>>734475699
I came out of my mom's pussy once. Does that count?

>>734482829
Honestly I wouldn't. Back then deff. My wife knows about it and when we fuck she says stuff like.... you watched ur mom you disgusting incest pervert. I can't believe you jerked off watching your mom

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>>734483011
How old are you both and how did you arrange this? How did it come up in conversation?

>be 15
>6'1 195 and all the extra weight seemingly went to my ass [as a dude]
>live at home with mom, dad, 19 y/o sister
>sister constantly slaps my ass, and squeezes it and says how it's really nice
>she has an extremely fat ass herself [Puerto Rican]
>One day she smacks it as I'm in the fridge, and I tell her if she does it again I'm going to slap hers until she begs me to stop
>tfw I feel her hands smack then grip my ass
>So I go to grab hers and she runs off, I chase until we get to her room, and I begin to pussy out
>Tell her if she does it again that ass is mine and turn around
>she jumps out of bed and smacks it immediately
>mfw she didn't run off this time and just turned around and bent over
>grab it, smack it, and get rock hard
>start grinding my dick into her ass
>allofmycum.jpg
>tell her same deal if she does it again, smack it one last time and leave her room
>mfw awkward dinner
>mfw we've been THIS close to having sex about 170 times, and only recently stopped fooling around

>>734475699
Fuck no! What's wrong with you? There are sooooo many hot chicks out there that isn't your mom. WTF!?

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>>734483154
That's kinda hot... I told mine that I wanted to fuck her sisters and she did this whole dirty talk while we were fucking saying things like 'I want you to fuck my ass while I eat out my sister' etc. Came buckets...

>>734483165
I'm late 30's, she is early 60's. I sent her a shoulders up shower pic one day, and teased her and said I would spare her the lower picture.

She laughed, and I said what would happen if I did send it? She said nothing really, and I said fuck it and sent anyway. She said I had grown up lol.

I transitioned it into saying I was actually interested in doing things with her, but had never said anything for fear of her reaction. She thought it over and asked me a few serious questions. I answered them honestly, and she said it was still kind of strange for her, but that she would try it at least once for me.

>>734483191

>South America
>Not fucking your sister

Dude, south america doesn't even have laws. You're literally just a step away from cave people. Just fuck her already.

>>734475699
People like you need to be set on fire in the town square

>>734483511
Yea we talk about that too. When she was 12 she played with her 2 younger sisters

>>734483191

Pics of sister?

>>734475699
>Has anyone done anything even remotely sexual with their Mom?

Yeah, I came out of her vagina. Any other stupid questions?

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>>734483522
That. is. awesome! I need to try something myself. I'm 40 now and she's 63 - I'll regret it if I don't go for it soon. I'll have to be a little creative I think... Good luck, anon, I hope it's everything you imagine!

>>734483522
do you have a game plan for then? Taking it easy at first to get her comfortable?

I fucked the mother of a US Astronaut. Space Shuttle era. He made 3 trips into space. Honestly, she was the best pussy I ever had. Even into her late 60's.

>>734475699
Stuck my head through her cunt one time.

>>734483933
Good luck. I actually went with a different angle than most try. I told her it isn't a romantic thing, like... I don't want to leave my wife and have her leave her husband so we can be together.

I told her that sex is a special thing to share with someone you care about, and who could I care about more than my own mother. I wanted to share something special that i couldn't share with anyone else in the world because of who she is. Also, she's had a hysterectomy so no chance of consequences. After a few more questions, she agreed.

>>734483511
Wow.. would never have the balls to say that... although definetly wished this happened!!

>>734477096
I have done this with my mom but with baby oil. Never found it sexual until last year.

>>734475699
Sorry anon but I don't get off on the thought of you getting off to my exploits.

>>734483154
My wife knows my incest past. It doesn't really bother her. She knows I'm 100% committed to her.

>>734480088
Holy fuck

>>734483933

Present her with your dick in a box.

If it works then you fuck her. If not, at least you got a gift for yourself when you get home.

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>>734484238
Sounds like a great angle. My Mom has had a hysterectomy too so we're good that way also. I think your approach is the way to go... I'm going to go for it within the next couple of years - might have to build up to it and get in better shape lol...

>tfw incest fetish but mom is ugly
shit sux. i do want to fuck my aunt and friend's mom tho.

> be zero
> peins touches moms vagina
> pretend it never happened

Fucked a 60s+ landlady who was totally into being my "mom". Especially roleplay of impregnating "mom" with the daughter she'd always wanted.

>>734483933
Sauce?

i used to take baths with my mom when i was young. i remember sitting behind her, standing up and peeing on her back.

>>734484517
Take your time, just don't wait until she would try to claim she's too old lol. I've wanted to since about 2012, just brought it up about 2 months ago.

I managed to talk her into sending me a few pictures. I won't be sharing them, they are on my phone anyway. No crazy dirty talk, but I got her to tell me what positions she wants to do, and where she wants me to cum.

My mom used to wear incredibly short nighties with no panties. When I was young I'd watch tv with her and sometimes her pussy would be naked in front of me. As I grew older I would get turned on and once tried to throw a pillow at her and she said "what? am I showing too much?"

My older brother also made me dress up in her underwear and we'd watch VHS porn together.

>>734483981
As far as game-plans with mom, I'd suggest treating her like a woman. Spoil her. Take her to lunch. Bring her flowers. Bring her random gifts. Take her on a date night. Hold her hand. Walk & sit close to her. Make her feel like a woman & a lady, not a mom & wife, like she's been for 40 years. Kiss her good night on the lips, and when things are going good, the next kiss should be a nice soft french kiss.

>>734484238
I want to believe you so badly.

> around 12-14 went to aunts with mom
Aunt is single, successful and well off
Small house tho mom and I had to share a room
Few days in bedtime got ready laying down
Mom gets in and I fall asleep
Middle of night wake up with a hard on and mom way too close to it
Try to shuffle away but poke her and she immediately asks 'what was that?'
Said sorry thought I was in my room
She asked what I would do if I was
Said well take care of it I guess
Silence, heart pounding in throat
Mom 'you can if you need to it's ok'
Me 'no it will go away'
Mom 'that's bad for you you need to take care of it'
Me start small fapping
Mom pulls back covers,said she was hot
Watching me now
Said wow you are moving fast how much do you do this?
Say too much
Mom asks if anyone ever helps
Me 'don't I wish'
Mom 'you can't ever tell anyone'
Said ok
Mom starts sucking by dick and rubbing my balls immediately
Cum in minutes
She says 'all better?'
Say mostly
She gets naked and pulls me close
She is a younger mom and has huge amazing tits.
I go right for them and squeeze and suck her tits
She guides me into her dripping pussy
Face to tits for a bit then flips over
Pound another load into her pussy quietly.
Fooled around few more times that visit.

>>734475699
I used to touch my mums breasts when we were sleeping together.
Also I had a really great fap once when I went into the room and saw her sleeping naked with no blanket.

>>734484887
Well it's true. I'm an anon and so are you, I have no reason to lie. Not trying to show off random internet pics or write elaborate stories.

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I'm not terribly out of shape but is it weird that that is probably the best motivation I can think of to work out right now - to be in better shape so I can fuck my own mother. lol... I'll use a mental image of her on all fours and imagine I'm running for that ass...

>>734483066
No

>>734484846
Lmao at the second half

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>>734484886
Yeah, I think this is true... I think I'm going to romance her for a while whilst I get in shape - test the waters y'know?

>>734484846
Fucking kek

Never was attracted to mine and never wanted to be but I used to wear her panties and use her dildos that I found.

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>>734484845
What kind of pics do you have - I don't expect you to share them btw..

>>734485866
So far, a couple with her tits hanging out of her bra, and a couple where she spread her lips open with one hand.

>Tfw love the thought of incest but actual family is all Fucking gross.

I guess some cousins are fuckable, but I'd never pursue them.

I found a ton of nude pics of my mom after she got divorced to my piece of shit ex stepdad. She took a lot of pictures of herself playing with her pussy and general erotic nude shots. I came so fucking hard every time I looked at them, and I walked in on her a few times while she was in the bathtub. I also took a cock pic of myself and left it with her nudes. Nothing ever came of it though, which sucks because I really could have used a good fuck back then.

Once I didn't reply to a post, and my mom died in her sleep.

>>734486191
Can we see some?

>>734477343
this kek

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I told my current girlfriend years ago that I wanted to fuck my Mom. We went round to my Mom's house one time and she wasn't expecting us, she answered the door holding her nightgown up to her front. She let us in and I walked into the kitchen. My girlfriend said she saw my Mom's ass when she closed the door behind her. She described it as peachy and said I can see why you'd want to fuck her now, her ass is niiiiice... Almost came in my pants!

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>>734486560

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>>734486191
Did you save any pics?

>>734485107
Ten Bucks says she wouldn't care about your weight. Fuck her now.

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>>734486560
This obviously ignited new fantasies of my girlfriend fucking my Mom but I never brought it up - felt I was already pushing my luck...

>>734486560
Your girlfriend sounds amazing.

>>734484948

Out of all the stories in this thread this seems the fakest

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>>734486951
I've been really lucky but honestly these days we don't really go there with the fantasy stuff. If I told her I'd fucked my Mom, I don't think she'd be surprised, I think she'd get off on it a little honestly...

>>734475800
actually looks like my mom and i flinched so fucking hard

>>734486094
Post the tits photo, minus the face.
Please

>>734487229
It's on my phone, not my pc. Sorry.

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>>734486094
Jesus, I'd give anything just to have photos let alone being able to fuck her...

>>734487382
Yes, I realize how lucky I am lol.

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>>734487215
Sorry! :P

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>>734487602

>>734487602
Name please?

>>734482946
It's typically vaginal discharge which comes out when the vagina is cleaning itself. It's a waste product of the vagina. It's fucking disgusting.

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>>734487552
Thanks for sharing your story, kind anon, hope I'm as successful as you! :P

>>734475699
Mom sexually abused me when I was younger, including making me into a "girl" because she was legitimately mentally ill. I'm surprisingly straight now.

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>>734487828
My folder is labelled Karen Granny UK, that's as much as I know...

>>734487865
You're welcome, I'm sure once it happens I will share the experience on here. Best of luck to you!

why does everyone want to fuck there ugly moms low standards ?

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Awesome... thanks again. I'll be sharing if I get anywhere for sure...

>>734488254
It's not all about looks.

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>>734475932
>>734475977
>>734476238

Step mom is on right for reference.

These three with stepmom. She thought I wasn't home and walked into the living room with her using a vibrator.

Was fixing her laptop and found some nudes. Saved them on a flashdrive but lost the flashdrive a year or so later. So, so sad.

Sniffed her panties every fucking night. She caught me a few times because I'd keep her panties in the back of my drawer.

I've been moved out for a few years now, so this brings back some good memories.

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>>734488254
It's taboo, it'll be loving, it'll be intense... I have a gorgeous girlfriend I fuck regularly who knows I want to fuck my Mom - she's ok with it. It's not like I'm without pussy, I just want to try it... *shrugs*

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>>734477501
There are reasons why no one should take a photo this way

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A few years ago when I was 17 I got a good look at my mothers pussy she had just finished swimming and went to the bathroom to change afterwards came out in just a towel and sat on a chair with her legs up like in the pic, I had no sexual attraction towards her at all but I was really surprised and turned on, for a 42 yo woman she did have a very nice pussy.

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>>734488601
Milfs are so damn hot!!

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>>734488626
I guess... lol

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>>734488789
They are but I guess at 63yrs old my mom's a GILF now...

>>734488789
moar. that body is perfect.

>>734488960
Tightest pussy I've ever been in was a 59 year old. You want the tightest pussy, older is the way to go.

>>734488999
Waste

>>734488999
Fuck you!

>>734488999
Niggercunt

>>734488999
Are you kidding me?!

>>734488999
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>734488999
Waste of gets...

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>>734488760
I would have fapped my dick off...

>>734488999
Kys

>>734488999
Noice mate!

Mom was a junkie, havnt seen her since highschool but i fucked her once when she was nodded off. She never mentioned it after

>>734488999
Get fucked fag

Yes, and that is why I was removed from home when I was 11.

>>734488999
Waaaaaassssssstttttteeeeee

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>>734489061
>>734489096
>>734489139
>>734489178
>>734489210
>>734489238
>>734489276
>>734489350
>>734489382
Covfefe

>>734488999
Fuark checked!

>>734488999
Checked and keked

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>>734489058
Funny you should say that she once told me that after I was born the doctor stitched her up too tightly... weird thing to tell me but whatever... lol

>>734475699
Bounced on my boy's dick to your post. Shit was sooo cash. Jealous?

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>>734489061
>>734489096
>>734489139
>>734489178
>>734489210
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>>734489350
>>734489382
autists getting triggered by a number

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>>734489665
Yep...

>>734483630
>Puerto Rico
>South America

Ok Anon, go back to your basement mommy will bring you tendies later

>be me, 21
>mom's 47, still beautiful for her age. really small 5'2", petite, huge tits though. 36DD. really cute, dirty blonde.
>been attracted to her as long as i can remember
>but we've always pretty much been best friends
>her and dad's relationship sucks. they fight all the time
>been becoming her confidant
>as i got older she started opening up more
>says how they don't fuck, how she wishes they could fuck like they use to
>always tells me how handsome i've become
>how she has to do double takes and realize that i'm her son
>one day leaving for work
>"holy shit anon, what's that in your pants?"
>my work pants admittedly do compliment my bulge
>"what's what?" (legitimately puzzled)
>"THAT!"
>she points to my crotch
>i'm not stupid enough to waste this opportunity
>"my dick?"
>"jesus christ anon! really?"
>"uh, yeah?"
>playing it cool but i'm fucking 0 to 100 QUICK
>she just stares
>i break it off and say i gotta go, leave

cont.?

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>>734488760
You think she deliberately wanted you to see?

>>734490027
Cont

>>734490245
No. She wasn't like that at all, she must have thought the towel was doing it's job.

>>734486994
it is. but at least he went way back in the copypasta folder for this one. its been a while since ive read it

>>734483636
>town square.

>>734490027
Please

>>734490027
>>734490394

>few days later
>i'm leaving again
>literally the same incident
>her: "anon what IS that in your pants?"
>get ballsy
>me": "it's my cock. what?"
>already getting hard, shit
>her: "oh my god, is it REALLY?"
>me: "yeah, it is."
>her: laughs, "you got a big dick then, huh?"
>me: "yeah, i guess i do."
>brief silence, feeling her eyes just staring at my dick
>her: "you've really grown up, that's what happens. your kids get bigger."
>staring intently at my cock, don't even care anymore posture the motherfucker for her
>me: "yeah that is what happens.."
>her: "you're definitely the biggest out of your brothers."
>literally fucking gulp
>me: "how do you know?"
>her: "i'm your mom, i've seen all your dicks!"
>i'm fucking baffled, don't know how to respond
>just go for it
>grabbing my cock, showing the clear outline in my pants and giving a light stroking motion.
>me: "yeah i think so, i've never had any complaints."
>she obviously didn't expect me to react so well, darts her eyes away and refuses to make eye contact
>me: "well i'll see ya later."

cont?

>>734490431
Then she's a literal retard. What kind grown adult doesn't know how a towel works?

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>>734490431
Shit happens, I once accidentally flashed the old neighbour lady when my boxers gaped open. She was at the door talking to my Mum and said "Thanks for showing me your willy, Anon' - I was mortified, My Mum pissed herself laughing

My parents got divorced and I've been trying to get my mom BLACKED like crazy. Hopefully will have some greentext to post soon…

>>734490632
Yes cont don't ask

No I am not a Mexican who rapes my mother.

>>734490791
>What kind grown adult doesn't know how a towel works?
One that doesn't want it to work, or so a girl told me.

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>>734490910
Do you want to fuck her?

OK boys. Here's a fucking story for you....


> live in small town, kinda place where even today no one locks their doors
> have friend, best pals since we were 6
> as get older realize his family are fucked up, alcohol, domestic violence, home increasingly becoming a hoarders paradise
> doesn't bother me even though my pal often turns up to school with a black eye
> be 11, its the weekend I'm bored. I know what to do I'll ride bike to friends see if he wants to hang
> get to house, pet goat says hi
> front door open I walk straight in
> something seems different today, not sure what, but stops me from calling out 'hi'
> hear weird noise coming from down the hall
> walk down to investigate
> confused. Is someone fighting? Sounds like someone is getting beaten, don't recognise the sounds
> bedroom door open poke head in
> ZOMG WTF I DONT EVEN
> friend is balls deep in his mother
> I'm shocked
> shes on her back, legs open and I'm looking at his ass pounding her and they're grunting like animals
> because piles of newspapers and clothes they can't see me
> I stand and watch for a minute
> its exciting, because she's pretty fucking hot and I can see her pussy if I stand on tip toes
> seeing my friends butt is gross though for some reason
> decide to haul ass outta there before I get caught
> in front yard about to get on my bike
> friends dad walks around side of house "hi anon, you come to visit!"
> ummmm, I can't say a word because I'm in shock
> "wait right here, I'll go in and tell him your here"
> oh no its OK sir, I forgot I have to do chores for my dad
> nope the fuck out of there

Jesus tapdancing Christ! His wife is fucking their son inside the house and he's working on his truck in the back yard obviously fully aware what's happening.

As I got older I tried spending a bit more time there in the hope of seeing shit. Discovered they were all at it with each other. Bizarre as fuck.

Got couple more stories if anyone is interested???

>>734491168
Nah, I'd be way too embarrassed about my penis size (at 5.5" I'm a bit smaller than average), but I know a few black dudes that have commented on how hot my mom is and I've been dropping hints to her.

>>734490984
lol alright alright

>even on my way to work my hard-on just won't quit
>feeling high on pure arousal
>like it shouldn't have ended there
>go about my day at work like usual, just replaying that conversation in my head
>over and over and over
>find myself subconsciously rubbing my dick throughout the day
>thinking to myself, "does she want me? is she trying to fuck?"
>debate myself all day that there's something deeper going on
>in the bathroom at work, staring at my phone
>got a picture of my cock in the text log
>ready to send to her
>"bet dad's not this big."
>heart racing
>do i do it?
>fuck yes i do
>immediately kind of regret it
>go back to work

>>734484948
>>734486994
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>734491322
That's average though, right, and she's your Mom after all, she isn't going to care... Assuming she's down to fuck in the first place...

>>734480088
>>734484409
https://xhamster.com/movies/5207510/amateur_milf_swallowing_cum.html

>>734477668
That's a strange way to sit at a table to eat your banana...

>>734491215
Moar

>>734491420
F U C C

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>>734491564
She eats them like this...

>>734491215
go on....

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Would you eat a banana out of your Mom's ass?

>>734489522
She's talking about her abdoman
She had a c-section
You can relax

>>734491420

>pacing around work
>don't even wanna check my phone for a response
>tempted to just delete it and act like it never happened
>get distracted by work and briefly forget about it
>take my lunch break
>sitting out back on a stool, browsing social media and bullshit
>dat notification dropdown
>you know who it is
>"omg anon"
>dick rises like a cannon
>shit what the fuck dude what do i do?
>too conflicted with regret and arousal to respond properly, let alone at all
>decide to pussy out
>text her back after a few minutes of deliberation
>me: "keep that between us,"
>a slight relief drapes over me
>know that dad checks her phone out of paranoia
>and out of my own paranoia fucking pray that he's not there breathing down her neck
>panic a little
>finally a text back.
>her: "kk"

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>>734492088
No she didn't... my massive noggin tore that pussy up!

>>734492184
go on...

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Isn't everyone just a little curious as to what their Mom's pussy looks like? Is she tight? Is it an innie or an outie?

>>734491420
Yeah. Ha-Ha.

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>>734492551
I have to find out before I die... It's near the top of the bucket list

>>734491215
1nterested

>>734492184

Popcorn.gif

>>734492184

>i feel a little better
>but still kind of sick for actually engaging her sexually
>think if it's what i really want
>or if it's what she really wants
>it's just a dick pic, you can explain that away all day
>but the caption
>cringe at myself for incriminating myself so foolishly
>clock out time approaches
>now i'm thinking how the fuck do i deal with her in person?
>dread the inevitable steps i'm going to have to take through the door
>past her, past my dad.
>praying that he knows nothing
>get home
>see her on the porch
>she sees me
>darts inside and hides in her room
>go straight to my room
>feel like a piece of shit
>the excitement fades
>for now.

>>734492069
Every. Fucking. Day.

>>734484338
tell me about last year

>>734492797
please more

i love fat ass hispanic boys

>>734493012
we know you do sweetpea

>>734493012
>>734483191
meant this for you sorry i hate myself bye

>>734492797
go on...

>>734492797
>a few days pass
>work's been busy so i haven't even been able to see my mom at all
>our work schedules are literally opposite
>the following days i loathe myself for creating this shitty situation
>so paranoid that i'm gonna get a rude awakening
>possibly ruined our great relationship
>but i just don't know because i haven't talked to her
>haven't gotten a text from her
>just silence
>until my day off
>deliberately stay at home all day drafting apologies and explanations
>just thinking how to navigate the aftermath of post-dickpic life
>then she's home

>>734493242
go on...

>>734493242

Bumping for interest!

>>734493242
Is this story actually bullshit or half fiction? Be honest.

>>734493242
waiting anon

>>734493242
>she comes in laughing, on the phone with one of her girlfriends like she always is
>talking about work bullshit or this or that
>the ideas start coming into my head again
>she's totally fucking fine. how about that?
>put on my breathable gym shorts, like the ones with the holes that are pretty see-through
>and a shirt to not make my pervertedness any more obvious
>creep out of my room, she's in her bedroom
>phone call ended
>it's just me and her now
>mosey around the kitchen and wait for her to come out

>>734475699
i sucked my moms nipple

>>734490910
not gonna lie that's more fucked up than actual incest itself

>>734493595
You have my attention anon

>>734493595
if she walks the dinosaur i swear to fuck anon

>>734493626
i also was breastfed.

>>734493760
inb4 dad walks in get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

>>734493595

In it for the long haul. Better end with pics I swear.

>>734491215
>>734491571
>>734491967
>>734492740

Sorry for late reply. Doing tidy up before bed

> despite couple surprise visits don't accidentally walk in on anything
> is real strange and pretty fucking exciting hanging out there from now on
> seeing her doing normal mom shit with him is so strange now. Cant get the visual of them fucking out of my head
> wanna ask him about it but know that's not gonna fly
> couple months later something happens with his dad, he disappears for work or something. Probably prison.
> I'm never allowed to sleep over but finally convince my friend and my parents to let me
> get take out pizza, watching movies, me, him, his sis who is about 3 years younger and his mother
> his moms drinking, by 4pm she was pretty fucked up, now its 10pm shes a mess stumbling around the house smoking and slurring her words
> I say I'm pretty tired and not feeling well wanna go home coz I feel the squints
> friends disappointed by says OK
> I ride off, stop a few hundreds down the street. Hide bike behind a tree and sneak back to house
> its rural, no streetlights, next house is about 3 minutes car ride away
> am outside lounge room stand on a crate and look inside
> shit this is what I wanted to see
> only been gone 3 minutes and already they're into it
> he and his sis are watching TV, moms got her head in his lap. Cant actually see anything my shes obviously sucking him. He's just watching the TV like its no big deal. Occasionally take a sip of his soda
> her head is bobbing up and down, occasionally she stops to take a drag on her cigarette.
> sister gets up to get a soda, walks back in paying no attention whatsoever
> mom sits up pulls t shirt up, no bra, he grabs a handful of tit and buries his face in her.
> helps her take shirt off
> she lies down on the sofa, fuck I can't see whats going on
> I'm fucking diamonds. Real weird feelings happening for me. My legs shaking, breathing is shallow and I'm excited AF.

Cont shortly

>>734493595
>i hear her door open
>she's a loud fuck, everything this woman does just causes high volumes of noise
>slams it like she always does
>that usually means she has the intent of going somewhere
>or doing something
>i holler over to her to let her know i'm here, she's easily startled
>didn't know i was home, so probably would have screamed if she just saw big ol' me standing in her kitchen
>me: "what's up?"
>her: "nothing, just got home from work"
>she walks into the kitchen
>her: "you're off today?"
>immediately the comfort level it set to completely normal
>i'm honestly distraught, but coming down
>me: "yeah."
>her: "do you ever work?"
>i genuinely laugh, not the unwarranted kind of hearty laugh but a chuckle
>me: "obviously not enough."
>her: "or else i'd have this house to myself already."
>i nod in agreement, mhm mhm yeah you're right

>>734494075
Should've stayed fag

>>734480289
Omg wipe better you nasty bitches

>>734493242
Be honest!

>>734494279
too well broken up to be real

>>734477939
Holy shit green text pls

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>>734494311
I'd wipe her better with my tongue...

>>734494420
Yeah these long drawn out bullshit stories are the worst...Would be nice if it was real for once.

>>734490910
Degenerate!

>>734494279
hurry up, this is way too drawn out. blah blah blah u two talk...get to it.

and no spaghetti or dinosaurs plz

>>734494279

Still here, for now.

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This thread's gone to shit with this green text bullshit...

Mom walked in on me and my girlfriend while she was blowing me and commented on the size of my cock the next day while we were alone on the couch watching TV saying how it was bigger than my father's cock. It was pretty awkward, but she ended up stroking my cock and deep throating it like a pro.

>>734494736
I'd beg to differ. I'm eagerly awaiting it.

>>734494279
>i can't sit there and actually ignore what happened
>but she seems okay with doing it herself
>should i really bring it up?
>reminder it's been a good 4 or 5 days since the dickcident
>i couldn't live with myself if i didn't acknowledge it
>i huff and lean over the kitchen counter
>realizing she's changed her clothes already
>wearing a t-shirt I FUCKING GAVE HER
>no bra, those big nipples of hers just glaring at me
>it's more like an XL on her compared to a large on me, but it wasnt stitched with her tits in mind
>really thin fabric, not see-through but it just sculpts her tits so gorgeously
>internal conflict and arousal rush to the tip of my dick
>me: "i really owe you a huge apology."
>her: "what for?"

>>734475864
Yes, I was kid and I saw my brother and his GF make out.
I tried the same on my mom, didn't work.

>>734490027
>>734490632
>>734491420
>>734492184
>>734492797
>>734493242
>>734493595
>>734494279
Stringing us the fuck along. Anons fuck off he won't deliver a damn thing

>me age 4-8
>parents divorced live with mom and stepdad at grandmothers house
>whenever cousins visit i sleep alone in my single nanna's room
>she's mid-late 40s, her and my mom had kids early af
>first dozen or more times sleepin alone with her she sleeps naked and coerces me (easily) to do the same
>she has a decent milf body
>eventually move to cuddling
>she was quite aggressive, let her hands wander, would stroke me and pull my hands into her legs and suck my fingers while spooning me
>at first made me pretty uncomfortable, but slowly start to get used to my nanna jacking me off to sleep around holidays
>a few times just before my mom got a place my nanna had me play with her pussy
>basically played with herself with my hands until i figured it out and she stroked me
>her pussy juice smelled really good
>nanna was wild and came like a geyser
>nanna came hard
>nice memories
>haven't seen or talked to her in 3+yrs, now 23, last playtime I was 8 or 9
>we never acknowledged outside of the bedroom
>all in all maybe 50 one night stand type playing with my grandmother

>>734482606
>20 years later.
Like fuck. They didn't have webcams 20 years ago.

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>>734494926
This is the first thing I'm going to try on my Mom. Just a quick peck on the lips - I never kiss her on the lips. Going to make it a habit though....

>>734485618
Y'all ain't right in the head.

>>734494495
Minecate matter of fact. I don't remember 40 years ago when she was flushed with excitement, biting her lip as her hand gently trembled upon my chest when I smelled her sweet perfume, when she cast her eyes downward with cautious concern, but I gently stroked her cheek & lifted her chin as I press my lips against ..... *Who writes this romantic bullshit from a personal experience that happened decades ago?!! Sounds like a God damned dime store novel for housewives!

>>734495311
not him but of course they did, just mostly shitty ones and not as common as they are now.
Doesn't mean he's not lying, but comon.

>>734495311
Mate, 20 years ago was 1997..
First webcam ever made was in 1991, first commercial started selling in 1994. This is feasible.

>>734495567
but is it plausible?

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>>734495344
Perhaps not... but I love my Mom... and she loves me... and I think we're going to get it on...

>>734495320
Make a practice of it if she accepts.

>>734495697
Seeing as this is an anonymous board on the internet, it's Schroedingers story. It's both true and not true because it is impossible to verify.

>>734495567
Internet came out in 1996 bud.

>>734495311

Webcams have been commercially available since 1994.
Learn to Google m8

>>734494905

You're writing a great sorry dude, but for the love of God stop trolling and just write it all in word or notepad and then copy paste. Fuck the people who still think that suspense or making us wait an hour hitting f5 somehow makes the story better or us enjoy it more.

GET ON WITH IT.

>>734495819
the fact that we give it credence gives it life

>>734495832
I thought it was 94.

>>734495931
32

>>734494075

> I stand there fapping trying to catch a view of anything. Occasionally see an elbow or he sticks his head up.
> can't hold it back anymore I'm about to cum
> paint the side of their house with my jizz, while staring at the back of his sis's head
> not ideal or preferred but beggars can't be choosers
> figure out he's probably sucking on her titties
> only constant thing is seeing the back of his sisters head watching the TV.
> mom stands up, she's only wearing jeans, zipper is down.
> she stumbles out of the room
> friend goes to the kitchen.
> nothing doing. I'm so hot and wanna see stuff but nothing is happening.
> I don't care though I can wait all damn night if i have to
> mom walks back in, she totally naked
> sits on a recliner on the far wall.
> excellent, I have the perfect view of her entire body from this vantage point. I can see shit
> she's feeling her tits while smoking, takes another sip of Jack
> friend walks back in eating a sandwich and a bag of chips in his hand
> walks right pass his mother, hands chips to his sis
> mom parts her legs some, I watch her hand disappear between them
> friend walks back, gets on his knees in front of her
> her legs open up, one foot dangling off either side he buries his face into her pussy
> I'm watching him eat her out. Fucken hell is this real life?
> can't see anything but I don't need to, this sight is still dam good.
> she's got her eyes closed, sometimes long drag on her smoke
> moves her legs a little, bites her lip
> friend is just there, stays on his knees servicing her
> little sis leaves the room
> friend stops for a minute, knocks back some of his drink
> gives me a perfect view of his moms cunt. She just stays in that position legs parted, pussy open, eyes closed and grinning like she's tripping.
> I think she's gone to sleep
> friend eats a handful of potato chips, does something in the kitchen for a second then gets back to his mom
> as he walks in she comes too a little
Cont...

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>>734495756
Absolutely... I'll just pretend it was an accident the first time or something. It's weird but she once nibbled my ear lobe when giving me a hug - you know the kind - motherly MMmmmmwaaaah but she took my ear lobe into her mouth - might've been an accident but it was kinda hot.

>>734495832
Internet became commercially available in 1989.

>>734495832

The World Wide Web as we know it was invented in 1990

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>>734496107
You autists will argue over anything FFS! In a fucking incest thread... Jesus...

>>734496200
Less of an argument, more just stating the facts.
Also, it's in relation to a story within said incest thread.

You fucking dweeb.

>>734496126
Actually... I'm a historian, and the internet that you are using right now was invented by Moses in the year 23 AD

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>>734496301
Who. Gives. A. Fuck. This is all just fantasy stop nit-picking faggot...

>>734494998
So you were sexually assaulted as a child by your grandmother?

Also, 50 One Night Stands aren't one night stands

>>734475699
>be me at around 12
>mom needs sexy pics for stepdad
>mom teaches how to use camera
>she changes into her purple silky lingerie
>takes a few semi lewd pictures
>I forget about it till I find the pictures again developed
>Still haunts me to this day

>>734496504
idk what you'd call it, I liked it and we never spoke of it, even when it was happening it seemed more like just getting comfy or relaxing

>>734494905

Dude where is this story?

>>734496496
That's fucking hilarious dude.
How about you make me?

>>734496040
Ease into that. Every time you see her. Then progress :-)

>>734494053
more pls god

>>734496718
Fight!

>>734475699
I have the best stories, guys.

Walked in on her naked in the bathroom around age 5. Wonder why there's a jew fro where her penis should be.

Breastfeeding sister at age 10. Falls asleep on couch with milk-bags hanging out. Make some noise in kitchen. Wakes and apologizes if I saw anything. Say I don't know what she's talking about, just wanted pop-tarts.

Bed squeaking above my room around age 12. Sex is happening? I've never heard this before. Run up stairs and peak into room. They heard me coming. Ask what I want. Is it going to rain all day? Pretty sure I just cock-blocked Step-dad for another 6 years.

Another sister age 18. Watch the cesarian video. Warns about graphic nature, including nudity. Too busy watching them bodyslam sis out of gaping hole in mother.

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>>734496732
Yeah, think I'm going to go for the long-conn but I'm going to get started soon. I want to fuck her in the next year or so. I'm 40 she's 63 I want to get it on soon...

>>734494998
not alone, alone with my nanna

>>734496711

Anon probably left to find the rest of the story wherever he stole it from.

>>734484886
nigga's gonna get himself friendzoned by his own goddamned mother lol

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>>734497001
*con...

>>734497001
Long-Conn?

It might take a while to gauge where her head is at & the clock is ticking.

>>734497188
She might die before you get the sekks

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I genuinely think she'll go for it too. She's rather oedipal and overprotective anyway so it's just a matter of slowly convincing her... I'm not really bothered about full on sex I'd be satisfied with some passionate kisses and feeling her up lol...