What would /b do for 4.5 BTC

>>734433343

Eat my shit

How much is that worth now? Like, 10000 bucks? Probably a lot of shit.

Id do anything you asked for one

>>734433343
A lot of stuff tell me what you wanna see op

damn OP you could buy a lot of shit

I'd mine them

Unless you're feeling generous

>>734433343
Anything, for as long as I'd be able to enjoy the money afterwards.

>>734433438
Not interested in your shit, sorry
>>734433485
That's about 10000$ idd
>>734433595
>>734433601
Be creative

>>734434720
Good luck
>>734434828
Convince me to send it to you then

>>734433602
This is nothing, it's only what I'm willing to give away

>>734433343
First I would drive 3000 kilometers from Estonia to France with bicycle, then I would walk about 50 days from Atlantic ocean to Mediterranean through Pyrenees (GR10 track) and then I would drive back to Estonia, 3000 kilometers with bicycle.

Buy loads of deep web drugs and overdose on livestream

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I'd suck horse cock through a puddle of feces

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>>734433343
You could give like 0.5 Bitcoin to me?

I'd probably drop all my plans, go back to college, and finish my other two years of college halfway across the country. Not as exciting as half the shit other people will think up but why blow money on dumb shit?

Would you give like 0.1 bitcoin to me? :(

>>734436086
D' u call me dumb?

Would you give 0.01 to Mee pleeaaasseee

>>734435621
What a stupid idea
>>734435854
Interesting, can't be sure you're gonna do it though
>>734435964
Oh poor boy, your life sucks doesn't it?
>>734436028
Ofcourse I could. (proof in pic) You're not contributing though
>>734436086
Because it's fun?
>>734436162
Contribute

>>734433343
I'd take care of some body you don't like

Or a random dude on the street, with proof if it would be mine after

>>734436282
People die everyday, I don't care about murder
>with proof if it would be mine after
Multisig escrow

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>>734436250
Well of course it's fun sue me for being a dry sick of shit

>>734433343
I'd be your servant for a month. Anything you need, you get. Want a 3 star michelin meal, I'm on it. Want to get driven around town dinking Cristal, you'll get it. Want your cock sucked, it's done.

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>>734436250
Ok so you can get a spot in my Whatsapp group. Hoe bout that? For 0.1 Bitcoin. Your face could be the group picture, and u can make up the name of the group. You know what, u can have my Whatsapp group for 0.35 Bitcoin

i'd get my shit together
start living a better lifestyle

Suck your dick and balls and u can fuck me in anal for 4 btc

im a 20 year old asian boi who looks like a 10 year old japanese schoolgirl
i'd do anything for you anon sama

>>734436250
I legitimately would go through with it, I've been diagnosed with depression years ago and all my family have accepted that I'll kill myself eventually. I'd rather do it in a pleasurable way and achieve Internet immortality than just hanging myself one day.

>>734433343
I would run naked trough my city's streets screaming "OP is a faggot", film myself and post it on 4chan in /mlp/

>>734436162
Eat pizza 4 times a day.
For 4 days

>>734436618
I'm Not gay btw

>>734436524
>>734436618
>>734436626
Pics
>>734436530
seriously? a crappy whatsapp group?
>>734436701
where do you live?

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>>734436666
Holy fuck quads

>>734436734
we understand anon
anyone would be willing to sacrifice their butthole for 4 btc

>>>734436530 (You)
>seriously? a crappy whatsapp group?


Yes.

holy shit what is going on with bitcoin price ?

i have 100.000 bitcoins. i think i will sell today

>>734436716
tell my mom that i wanna fuck her

>>734436250
I'd probably be ready to learn to suck my own dick for days for 0.5 BTC, kinda degenerate but gotta do what you gotta do. Please gift me 0.01 OP, I'm short on my DNM order and moneys due only on monday.

>>734436969
>6969

You win

>>734436848
>6666
>Trips of truth
>T R I P S
>R
>I
>P
>S

You really did a shitty job /b, it's even worse then when I left.

>it's another episode of ''how to troll /b/''

I'm not here to beg your shit.

I know you worked hard to get it.

But I'm just a 18yr old boy , and I've never been able to buy what I wanted in life , just cheap stuff because my mom doesn't have enough money , but I'm complaining about it! What's the fun on being rich? You don't have to do anything , it gets boring and boring because everything is easy to get , but for the poor people it's not , you have to fight for it and struggle with your daily issues and problems.

You don't know me and I don't know you either , and you probably thing I'm a beggar , but I'm not Anon.

For once in life all I wanted is to have money to accomplish this , take my car license, help my mom with some bills and even buy her a car , because she deserves it.

This was completely lame and really bad from me, I'm sorry that I wasted your whole time reading this OP but I really hope you give me a chance.

Best regards :)

>>734437128
You really did a shitty job as an OP

>>734437209
Kill yourself

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>>734433343


sounds like you have 4.5 illegally obtained BTC and you cynically want to add MOAR LULZ to the lulz

>>734437209
Nigger

>>734437209
Help this guy

>>734433343
>no date or timestamp
Noice.

Saved for future trolling.

i'd buy my daughter new clothes.

>>734437209
post your contacts
i'll give you .05 btc fair enuf?

>>734436846
I'll send a pic of my cock for 0,1 btc.

>>734437284
The origin cannot be traced

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>>734437351
Yes , clearly help a lot!

Thanks

I'll quit beating my wife

>>734437209
I would help you if I had BTC

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>>734436250
I'd come to your house and knock your head in with a hammer. Don't lie, you don't have 4.5 bitcoin, you just like the power of imagining you do

>>734437509
nono dont stop. take a bat instead

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>Op posts no timestamp
>you seriously someone is bored enough to give you free cash they earned over long time(or not)
>you want to get something therefore OP decides on the rules how you get it
>you are too dumb to deliver anything you describe
What the fuck is point of this thread and why did I even type this post?

>>734437400

fake and gay.
the owner is anonymous.
the transactions are public.
you're doomed

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Please give me 0.001
Pleeeaaassee