Hey /b/ > Be me, had sex with a girl last week and came inside

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>>734425841

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>>734425874
Bump

U would just have to honestly ask her about her cycle n then look at the odds annnnnd wait

>>734425841
50/50 lol

>>734425911
She has been complaining about feeling very tired lately. Could that indicate something?

>>734425999
Yes, it indicates she's fucking tired lately.

>>734425841
Since both ages odd chances are zero, keep going.

Hahaha congrats to your new kid

>>734426066
Its like a sickly tiredness. She said its unusual.

>>734426066
kek

>She is 21
>I am 27
How much did she struggle when you pinned her down anon?

the window of ovulation is actually just 1-3 days. usually 2.5 weeks after her period starts.

It's one of those things I discovered while trying to get my wife pregnant (2 weeks to go till birth!) that i wish I'd known as a teenager. It's not as easy as you'd think. HAVING SAID THAT, it's the people that want a baby that have a hard time and the people that don't who easily do. Tired has nothing to do with it, it's because she's a fat lazy whore.

Hold up OP, you came inside her with no condom and didnt think to get the morning after pill? I really hope she gets pregnant, fuck you fucking idiot.

>>734425841
Depends on where she was in her cycle. If she was ovulating it's pretty decent but if she just had her period it's lower.

To say it exactly we need to see nudes...

>>734425841
I don't think you're pregnant dude

You came inside her. How do you still believe theres a chance shes not pregnant.

>>734425841
If she isn't on contraception, and has a working uterus, tubes not tied, then one in 10...If you don't shoot dust. Chances could be better if she's malnourished, anxious, or a trap.

>>734426305
If she didn't say anything, she probably just came off her period. Theres a good 4-5 day window after where it's pretty much safe

Op if you are American, think about it next time you vote. It's really funny to see from Europe that abortion is an election subject that keeps lol from seeing the real problems...

>>734426168
This guy seems like he knows his shit so OP I'd agree with with this guy immediately.

>>734426315
Starve her, make her read rekt threads, and sew a dick onto her.....

>>734426168
I like these odds. I feel better now. I dont know whether she was ovulating but only two days in a month sounds good to me. Congrats anon, What are you doing in a place like this?
>>734426250
We began using a condom but she asked if I wanted to take it off and I said yes because I cant feel jack with it on.
>>734426251
I cant asks her such questions. But if ovulation is only 2-3 days then I feel safe.

>>734426168
>>734425841
Don't worry OP. Just like the anon I quoted said - your landwhale is just too fucking lazy to even get pregnant.

>>734426493
>I cant asks her such questions.
WTF?? You are already dead!!

>>734426630
Why do you suppose that?

>>734426493
Just because i'm having a kid doesn't mean I'm not the raging pervert I am anymore. Something inside me wants to tone certain things in my life down, internet porn is one of them, but we havn't been fucking for about a month because we're so close to birth so I sorta amped up the porn lately. I also love's B's sense of humor. it's pretty cutting edge and controversial as I am. I like the fucked up shit. But as my boy gets older gonna have to deal with internet access down the road, should be interesting trying to keep such easily available hardcore porn away from my son.


if you can't feel pussy with condoms on, you're jerking off too much.

>>734426493
You can't ask her such questions but you surely can cum inside her hairy beaver. Yeah, this means your relationship with her is on an adequate level to make her pregnant. You fucking idiot.

>>734426168
I hear you yo. Most effective birth control? The wedding ring. We have a 1yo after trying for 3 years.

Get a solid stable relationship where you want kids and getting her prego is a herculean task. Drunk one night stand is like a coin flip.

>>734425841
>> What are the chances of being pregnant?

100%. She's pregnant. With twins. You're DOOMED.

>>734426778
amen and congrats!

pretty excited to have our own kid.
As a touring musician, I fucked enough >>734426778
to have caught aids. probably well over >>734426778
300 women (this is in the 26 years since i lost my virginity) So it's actually a nice change of pace to have our stable relationship. We waited until we were older to do all this, so we've lived our lives and we're happy to "settle down" to some extend.

>>734426778
This shit right here.

Tried for over a year. Sex multiple times a day every day. That part was fun, but it was also frustrating.

>>734425841
high. and why id you feel your ages had anything to do with it (unless she's 50+)

>>734426940
Enjoy the ride. People talk about how hard the first year is. It isn't bad if you are in a good place in life. We're in our late 30s, settled and established, and this has been pretty easy and fun.

I'd actually like to have another next year so I could have paternity leave for the world cup and an excuse to be up at 3am

>>734427076
I now feel like I have nothing to worry about now. We only did it once without a condom.
>>734426777
I dont know her very well and I dont want to seem like I am paranoid. We have been dating for a month.

>>734426776
I have not jacked off in a week so its quite an accomplishment for me. Hopefully I will never have to wank again...

/b/ can be addictive at times although the quality of the threads have gone down in recent years.

Theres noways I can see myself with a child at my age thats why I am worried about it abit.

>>734427470
Think positively.

If she gets preganant you will be able to fuck with no condom for 9 months (considering you thrust her).

>>734426778

/Signed

Fucked like rabbits without birth control for a decade, have had 2 chemical pregnancies that spontaneously aborted. Gave up on kids, got some lizards instead. Probably going to get snipped soon so she doesn't have to get another IUD. It's actually kind of sad when you have to use birth control to avoid having miscarriages :/

>>734425841
Higher than if you'd fucked a woman your own age that's for certain, depending where she is in her cycle I would rate you fucked out of 10.
A woman at 20 has almost 2 whole weeks to get pregnant, a woman at 30 closer to 5 days.

[Sigh]

Condoms suck, but they are almost certain to prevent a pregnancy. If she was on the pill, ditto. But once you found yourself lacking either, YOU FUCKING SHOT YOUR SHIT UP INSIDE HER??!? You are such a great example of Idiocracy demonstrated.

If you manage to bless us all without an unwanted child from this, will you learn a lesson? And if so, will it be "look what I can get away with, think I'll do it again"? Were you made because your parents were this stupid? That's right, it's not just your problem, it's an entirely new human being, with his/her own lifetime to be considered. If/when that happens, do you want to be feeling psyched, or at fault?

>>734426168
... while accurate, I found this out getting my wife pregnant as well, her vaginal fluids will assist with getting the sperm where they're going, and a healthy males sperms can live up to a week sometime longer inside of her. Long story short the younger she is the more Lilley she's knocked up.

if she does end up pregnant it's going to be at least 3 weeks before she can tell.

not sure why every woman gets dick and 3 hours later it's
>im feeling kinda tired, MUST BE PREGNANT!

>>734427470
Your 27 mate, if you dont have kids now when you gonna do it? Say you start now, and have 2 three years apart it means your done raising them by 50 and they're completely self sufficient no later than retirement.

>>734429983
I am not ready to have a kid financial probably mentally as well.
>>734429478
Waitt from 3 days to 2 weeks? Where are you getting your facts?