how does b/ upgrade its cup of noodles

Extra MSG.

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ill start with the basics i usually add a twist of lime and tapatio

By eating real food.

can of tuna
hot sauce
crackers

Ramen, tuna, butter.

I throw some pepperoni and cheese in there with some rigatoni as well.

>>734416708
Mushrooms, carrots, broccoli, chives and thinly shredded spinach boiled for 5 minutes before adding noodles. with half a season packet.
Its fucking delicious~

>>734416708
fuck off pasta noodles are for slopes and guinea's.
real american men eat zuchinni noodles or spaghetti squash as noodles.

>>734416958
/Thread

try the Mr. Dash salt-free seasonings, have like 100 different blends and it's zero calories
makes everything you put it on taste 100x better

>>734416708
Cum in it

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>>734416958
do you marinate your zucchini noodles in burly men's semen?

tacobell fire sauce tbh

>>734416947
sounds good
my cousin makes a real good ramen stew potato, tomato, beef, egg

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>>734416879
that sounds horrific

>>734418278
sounds like ur mad. i guess i made you mad by being a better cook than you.

>>734416708
corn, a half spoon of bacon fat (for cup noodles, full spoon for brick of ramen), hard boiled egg. once in a while sesame oil.
as much as I like spicy stuff, I don't like it in ramen. get something salty in there like pork

>>734416958
This is the cuntiest thing I've read all morning. You sir are a fucking cunt.

>>734419522
yeah, well your women are being raped by migrants and your families being run over by bus's and you have to register your knives.

cunty?
go see a fucking dentist eurotrash.

>>734419522
>sir
fuck off
>>734419758
no, he's right, you're acting cunty. being proud of shit opinions is a woman thing, cunt

>>734419758
Man you're really goin for it huh

>>734419758
Bitch, I'm in the US. What kind of a man actually talks shit and uses fucking spaghetti squash as b8? A fucking cunt.

>>734419895
>>734419842
kek getting this riled up about vegetables
you must either be a vegetable or related to one, hard to tell when you're trying this hard

>>734419895
Actually he's right you can cook noodles with spaghetti and zuchini squash I looked it up so not b8.

>>734420145
you wanting the last word is not me being riled up. Cunt

>>734419895
>2017 and not eating low carb squash noodles
>being this fat
>claiming everything foreign to you is b8
you do sound like an american, one of the retard ones.

>>734419858
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>734420240
i mean if you're mad cuz bad that's a cool story bro, tell you what, after i post this you go ahead and reply to me - i'll let you have the last word, just to prove how mad im not - but i'd hope you at least learn today that your pasta noodles are why you're fat, try a low carb verson sometime you might be able to see your dick one day and maybe that'll go a long way to making you not mad.

your turn (not promising ill read it tho kek)

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>>734416708
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734420270
Not that anon, but as a red blooded American squash noodles sound gay as fuck. I've never had em but I can't imagine they'd be as good as grain/egg noodles

>>734420306
I'm not even the anon that he was originally arguing with lol just making an observation

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>>734416708
i just add some hot sauce and its pretty good idk

>>734420415
actually they're better, and significantly better for you, really it depends on how you prepare them, but if all you're really able to do is boil up a packet of ramen i mean...that's kind of your problem there - and if eating good healthy food is
>gay as fuck
i guess this explains why there is a correlation in america between homophobia and heart disease/obesity.

>>734420344
Fuck you faggot im not fucking mad, your just an annoying fucking cunt.

Where do you live ill fucking beat your faggot american ass. Cunt

>>734420415
They taste similar. They make these types of food to imitate the real ones. But dont waste your time. Just eat a low carb diet and eat whatever tf you want and work out

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>>734420597
>im not fucking mad

>>734420415
>red blooded american
>eats italian/chinese
real americans don't tolerate immigrants. that means no chinese, no italians.

you aren't a red blooded american, you are a blue pill shill.

>>734420597
kek
getting this mad in the same post saying not mad.

>>734420270
>2017
>being this cunty
>claiming faux noodles doesn't make you a raging fag.

You sound like a millennial, pretty much any of them

A little olive oil in a frying pan, fry them bitches with chopped onion and soy sauce. Be sure to add flavor packet last or not at all if you use soy sauce. Too salty.

>>734420737
>2017
>letting migrants rape your women
>spending your time arguing online instead of helping protect your women from migrants


i don't even give a fuck about your bullshit, i just feel bad for your women. like why don't you care? why do you let them nut in your ladies? that's the real issue here.

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when a post asking about how people prepare their noodles turns into a bunch of angry noodle aficionados throwing their shit at each other

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this was supposed to be a thread about noodles :(

>>734420737
you sound like a tryhard. still going on with this 'anyone who doesn't eat pasta noodles is a cunt and a fag' like why don't you just get a job working for them and advertise them if you love your clogged arteries so much fatty?

>>734420737
>found the guy who works at Ramen

>>734420777
Do you have spaghetti squash and cum all over you screen? We've already established that we are all American here. I think you can't have gluten and cock in your ass so you chose the one you couldn't live without.

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>>734420909
bro just enjoy your noodles how you like them
relax

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>>734420811
>>734420799
Thanks dubs
All I wanted to do was share some recipe ideas, but i guess that's not welcome here. Later.
Sorry the british guy got mad.

>>734420930
>>734420909
dude at this point nobody cares that you can't cook and when you run into people that can it makes you mad. just move on with your life already it's getting kind of embarrassing

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>>734420966
:(
also checked

>>734416708
By buying a brand of instant Ramen that isn't garbage then adding meat appropriate to the broth

>>734416958
>real men put on aprons and cook for half an hour instead of pouring some hot water into a cup

ok Sally

When i was in japan on a budget of course i learned one thing about ramen since then I always put sliced cheese inside and loads of mayo it does the job !!! Enjoy fellow poor fag anon !

A little sour cream or some Kinda cream soup add whatever spices - garlic or onion powder oregano, salt n pepper..just add to taste shit u like, makes em creamy n delicious.....as delicious as ramen can be anyway.

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They're already perfect, friend. :)

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>>734420548
better not put any of that zucchini shit in my noodles

>>734420950
Fuck you this faggot is telling me to eat faggot nigger foods like squash - You can't even make noodles out of zuchini or spagheti squash, just because it's called spagheti squash. Fuck him. Then he tells me I can't cook, when I practically invented cooking. I went to a 2 year AMERICAN tech school to learn how to cook. Fucking cunts...AND I AM FUCKING CHILL.

>>734420548
Not fat and I know how to cook, just saying I've never had em and I didn't think they'd be as sturdy as grain noodles. Maybe I'll try em some time, I really don't eat pasta that often anyway

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>>734420834
It is pasta or noodles not pasta noodles I'm not connected to whatever argument you're having I just felt like pointing out your stupidity

>>734421059
That's what i said, only faggots cook food, real men eat burgers. I came here to tell these noodle eating faggots that Ramen and box noodles are the best and only if you don't cook them, if your mom cooks them that's fine. Fucking chef faggots with their fucking cooking jobs, cooking faggot foods being niggers, leeches to society. Just because I work at mcdonalds I'm a cashier so I don't do faggot cooking like they do in the back. Only stupid faggots cook.

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>>734416958

>>734421242
Did anyone expect this level of salt in this thread anywhere other than the ramen

>>734421135
Spaghetti squash works good if you bake it under some water then easily pull out the guts to make noodles, zuchinni you gotta buy a zoodler to make them into noodles, but they are good for you, taste great in combination with stuff and fun to make too.

>>734421129
Oh. Chef anon. So wise. Why don't you go to a cute little chef thread for you cute little apron wearing snobs. Some of us just like ramen.

>>734421129
2 years of community college. Invented cooking. Go Greendale.

>>734421129
Bud I work in the culinary industry just quit while you're behind

>>734421309
Eh, that sounds like a pain in the ass, especially since I rarely eat pasta in the first place.

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>>734421261
when your insta food diet passes along to your kids.

hey man if you can't make healthy food taste better than unhealthy stuff that's cool, personally i enjoy it. sorry the things i enjoy makes you guys so upset.

>>734421407
it's actually some tasty shit if you ever feel adventurous I'd say give it a try

>>734421404
Guys. It's the Wendy's Chef that makes 200k a year. We found him.

>>734421417
the kid on the left's arm looks like a candy corn

>>734421407
Yeah, some restaurants are serving it, low carb influx of menu's, anyways I tried, just fun to watch the crazy guy flip out at this point

>>734421488
i meant the kid on the right im dumb

>>734421471
Does it ever work when you try to throw the shade you're getting on someone else

>>734421460
I'll keep it in mind anon. Thanks for the knowledge and not being a turbofag like the rest of this thread

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>>734421129
your telling me this doesnt look bomb af

>>734421417
fuck you that's mcdonalds, only faggots eat at mcdonalds, i fucking cook my own burgers and steaks and i boil my own noodles i get from the grocery store, you don't need to fuck around with that faggey dick sucking shit only fags eat shit like that

fucking look at tom brady he's a fucking cheating faggot who eats that kind of health shit, fucking gay.

>>734421542
I am not getting any shade. Actually the anon that suggested frying ramen noodles. Am just instigating for laughs.

>>734421417
This is /b/. A magical world where piss jugs and tendies rule the land. No one cares about health. The only way anyone would care about spaghetti squash is if it killed you.
Your b8 is good but let's face it, you're a fatass.

>>734421604
10/10 bowl of noodles there anon.

>>734421613
Oh shit I thought you were the guy who's being super salt

>>734421691
No no. Low salt diet here. That is why ramen is a rare treat.

>>734421626
Some of us don't want to die of cardiac arrest before age 30

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>>734421626
>piss jugs
>tendies
found the newfag. when'd you join last year? kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>734421762
I'm surprised you're still here I'm sure just being around him is Raising everyone salt intake

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>>734421805
>kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>734421805
you do realize most of /b/ dies every year due to their diet, so it's not hard to imagine the consistent arrival of newfags.

>>734418423
My nigga

>>734421879
Where the fuck you getting your statistics

>>734416708
Chuck a fucking steak in it.

>>734421873
I don't know why you're trying this hard this guy has been baiting this thread since the beginning, either contribute to the noodle discusson or go back to le r3dd1t.
Why don't you two go meet up on grinder and go fuck your problems into eachothers asses.

>>734421949
just look around, newfags everywhere, don't need to do any research beyond that because it's the internet, i just say it and meme magic happens.

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>>734421873
i came to that pic just to spite you.

>>734422054
Kek'd

>>734422054
thats gross dude

With loliraep https://youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo

>>734422155
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to win.

>>734422155
Yeah i mean it's a gril with no benis. Only fags fap to grils.

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>>734421959
thats a good idea

Has no one brought up that if you warm up spaghetti squash, it feels real good to stick your peeny inside?

>>734422374
cut your dick on those seeds?
i guess only jews have to worry about that with their exposed ass sliced up mutilated dicks.

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i like to sauteè some onions throw in some salt and peper with hot sauce
shits good

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>>734422374
myyyy thread :*€

>>734422489
Yes, clearly don't de-seed it or make a hole in it. Just ram your dick in anywhere of said squash and it will be most pleasurable.

>>734416708
I don't eat that garbage.

>>734416708
Why do people eat this trash? I find most MREs to taste better than those dried out shit noodles.

You can buy like 4 lbs of pork chops for about 6 bucks. I had better meals at home than most of my college friends had when they went out for 1/3 the price.

If you are 20+ and still haven't learned how to cook well enough to impress a party of 4-6 people, you should kill yourself.

>>734422830
I agree with most of this except where the fuck are you getting chops that cheap? They usually run about 2-3$ a pound around here

>>734416958
Spaghetti squash is lit, with some sauce, ricotta and mozzarella, spagetaboutit.

That being said, not liking pasta at all doesnt make you sound like a good chef, just a hippie

>>734422830
>>734422957
hes probably fucking the guy in the meat department.....this thread is about noodles bro

>>734423195
Well chops go well in noodles. Fry em, dice em and toss em in your ramen. It's good shit

Add some extra nigger meat

>>734416708
egg and a half cup of frozen mixed veggies

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i like to chop up some chicken tenders into fine pieces marinate them in soysauce and chili before i add them to a cup of noodles

i like mine with slices of bologna and cheese with a little mayo

>>734423195
Meat Department Anon here. We have sex with the meat. Don't need sexual favors.

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>>734424404
are there any cuts in particular that you prefer to bone

>>734424706
>10
Pork tenderloin. Tender and soft and juicy enough no one notices a little extra juices.

>>734424792
nice....myself, I usually get a whole chicken i like to file the tailbone down a bit before i fuck it. the perk when it come to fuckin chickens is that you can give it a little twist when its at the tip of your dick, there nothing quiet like it