Anybody got any awesome paradoxes?

>>734412348
a nigger goes to work to alleviate the burden he puts on the welfare office.

X=X+1

This sentence is false.

If our brains were simple enough for us to understand how they work, we'd be too simple to understand it.

>>734413521
>implying we know how our brain works.

>>734412348
If all OPs are foggots
4chan is propa gay like.

>>734413521
Not a paradox

Obviously the grandfather paradox, but I really enjoy the prisoner execution paradox. Look it up if interested, at most a 2 minute read. Also fuck you OP

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>>734412348
The universe is expanding and infinite. That is hard to wrap my mind around.

>>734413464

Okay.

>>734414054
Who said it's infinite?

>>734412794
There's some deep social commentary in that.

I'd you were to go back in time and kill your grandfather before he met your grandmother, you would never exist so you would never be alive to go back and kill him, so both of you would still be alive only to go back In time and kill him again.

>>734412348
If god is allmighty, can he make a stone that is too heavy for him to carry?

>>734414290
god works in ways beyond human comprehension

Im rob dyke and I will see you next wednesday

>>734412348
Fermi's paradox.
If life can exist in the universe why don't we see any galactic species that should've developed years ago?

>>734414278
>implying there is only one universe with a linear timeline
>implying there is no infinite amount of universes in which everything possible to happen happens
>implying the moment you killed your grandfather didnt happen in a reality where he was supposed to die at this point while your travel started in a reality where he obviously didnt get killed by you before
Not really a paradox anymore if you consider multiverse-theory.

>>734414427
Not a paradox, this is answered by the scale of the universe and basic statistics

Over 200 billion stars in the Milky Way and over 200 billion galaxies in the observable universe

I dont talk in paradoxes, but when i do i dont

Where did time begin?

>>734414533
How do you reconcile it with exponential technological development?

From zero to neolithic took billions of years. From tens of thousands and nomadic living to modern society in about 40.000. Then from the ground to Mars in 100.

Meanwhile stellar cycles narrow down by the billion years. It is very likely that we will go outside our star system within the next millennium, probably sooner than later. And by that time the galaxy as a whole should have had a taste of our radiowaves.

There are some developments we can reasonably expect for basic physical reasons, and there are some known challenges as we develop but there might be some high risk barriers dead ahead.

>>734414723
What is that supposed to mean? Time on it's own doesnt exist. It's part of spacetime and spacetime obviously started existing during the big bang.

>>734414723
In the universe, after the universe cooled and started expanding

>>734413375
That's not a paradox, it just doesn't make sense.

>>734414533
>>734414829
I.e. given the sample pool life should develop elsewhere, and the question isn't just where but at what point in the timeline. Then, a species might crop up billions of years in the future and be unknown obviously, but one that developed just half a billion years ago should permeate the galaxy at this point.

>>734413375
X++ fagot

>>734412348
covfefe

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>>734414950

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>>734412348
americans log into mainstream websites to discuss politics and news, only to be censured in the comments - bypassing their rights to free speech - perpetuating a cycle of american ignorance.

>>734414723
Time is a Human measurement.
So... Whenever you perceive it.
Reality is perception.
Perception is reality.

>>734414950
Art

>>734415017
THE FUCKING RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH IS ONLY A PROHIBITION ON GOVERNMENT YOU MORON

>>734414836
Yes, spacetime. But you mean to tell me the big bang either existed outside of spacetime, or came from nothing?

This is the biggest question of all to me, what happened before the big bang, when did spacetime as we know it come to exist?

>>734414950
The news said today that it actually means something and only a few people understand it.

>>734415077
I don't think you understood what he meant.

>>734415077
bait/10

>>734414829
Evolution takes a while and once we developed farming we freed ours self to do more
I highly doubt we will ever leave our solar system much less our local star group. Einsteins physics make traveling at the speed of light impossible

>>734415077
Who said anything about what you're talking about? I think you might be mentally ill.

>>734415167
We will make new physics and Star Trek the fuck outta here

>>734414882
There is definitely other planets with life on it right now, the scale of our universe limits the possibility of ever contacting each other.

>>734415167
Not only are there some caveats to that, FTL isn't necessary either if you establish an orbital colony.
Given increasingly sophisticated technology, growing industrial capacity and for all intents an infinite amount of time, this is bound to happen. The time required shrinks rapidly as this goes on and on the scale of astrophysics it is at this stage of development completely negligible.

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>>734414242
Science guys?

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>>734415077
your shitty americans think they have free speech, but at the corporate level where social media is handled they are censured - which perpetuates ignorance. i can't dumb it down much more for you summerfag. sorry.

>>734415112
The news also said that you eat raw goose buttholes, and that you'd deny it but it's true. Must be true, the news said it. Right? RIGHT?

>>734415077
blue pill shill detected. kek

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>>734415225
>Make new physics
That's not how it works anon

>>734415254
Where is the alien equivalent of roaming radio signals from extraterrestrial species that achieved spacefaring states 5 billion years ago?

At the furthest point it couldn't take more than about 1000 years to receive them.

>>734415369
Not with that attitude, m80

>>734415338
The sad part was he wasn't baiting, he was serious and he was so stupid he didn't even get the point. This kind of retard votes here. Fucked nation.

>>734415338

And your fucking INCREDIBLE country has no problems at all. Glad to know the slavs are doing so well.

>>734414374
Shut up ray

>>734414054
Infinite x 2 = Infinite

>>734415306
It's necessary when the closest star is 4light years away. Go luck traveling anywhere in the galaxy in a reasonable time without light speed

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>>734415077
wow you have to be a stupid mother fucker to not know how to read.

kys.
>inb4 b8, nope you are stupid.

>>734415417

WTF you talking about, Ronald? YOU didn't fucking vote. Shut the fuck up with your "oh, we're fucked." We were fucked the day your shit ass was born.

>>734415397
Everybody knows aliens telepathically communicate via hivemind

Climate change is caused by human activity.

>>734415414
Do you even Understand the equation I posted

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Welp this threads gone in the shitter, been fun friends im going to sleep.

Does a set of all sets contain itself?

>>734415465
I would never live to see it no. But descendants would. What's to stop us from spending the next 5000 years building up a massive mobile colony in space? If you think that's not feasible now, how much longer would you like to build up our capacity first? Cause we got plenty of time.

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>>734415444
trips must mean it's true. sorry america your uneducated can't even read see
>>734415077
sorry jews

>>734415397
Radio signals won't stay as radio signals, think about why we observes the cosmic microwave background they way we do plus we wouldn't understand it if we received them too

>>734415510
Yeah, mate.
Just because I'm Australian doesn't mean I'm retarded.

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>>734415576
Kek american jew nation.
Why they not kill themself

>>734415585
Artificial signals are pretty easy to distinguish from natural background though.

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>>734415500
>2017
>being this mad at random people half of which is b8
>not even knowing how cringe
>not kys

>>734414723
Time doesn't exist. It's a human invention, an illusion.

>>734412348

Berry's Paradox :

The number of syllables in the English names of finite integers tend to increase as the integers grow larger, and must gradually increase indefinitely, since only a finite number of names can be made with a given finite number of syllables. Hence the names of some integers must consist of at least nineteen syllables, and among them there must be a least. Hence "the least integer not nameable in fewer than nineteen syllables" must denote a definite integer; in fact, it denotes 111,777. But "the least integer not nameable in fewer than nineteen syllables" is itself a name consisting of eighteen syllables; hence the least integer not nameable in fewer than nineteen syllables can be named in eighteen syllables.

>>734415019
Immanuel Kant bruddah

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>>734415500
looks like projection to me, so you didn't vote? why not? i voted, for trump, i want an alliance with russia and keep the mudslimes out - all the while spitting in the face of niggers, spics and feminists. so far so good. my vote counted.

looks like u mad cuz bad kekkkkkkkkkkkkkk

OP is straight

>>734415597
You can't get around the need to gain infinitely more energy as you infinitely gain apparent mass to push yourself through space while travel near the speed of light

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>>734415737
This.

>>734415585
>Radio signals won't stay as radio signals
Also I get they won't linger no, but as soon as they start broadcasting, they're going to have a sphere expanding at the speed of light within which the area is essentially permanently soaked in their broadcasts. Until their extinction. If they get to this stage, extinction should be essentially impossible given they could even escape the death of their star by migrating to another. They'd spend thousands of years in transit, but they'd still be alive and broadcasting.

If one of them developed like this before, and they had billions of years to grow, where are they?

>>734414290
No. Omnipotence and Omniscence are mutually exclusive.

>>734415692
It does exist, it's our measurement units that we invented

>>734415084
Yes spacetime didnt exist before the bigbang. And since it didnt exist it's pretty hard to tell what was going on there. This mystery is never gonna be solved.

>>734415017
Only leftist outlets censor. In fact, Leftist ideas cannot exist in the face of reason and evidence. It takes censorship, moderation, and shilling for Leftist ideas to thrive. Open forums inevitably go to the right.

>>734415553
2017
We can barely get into earths orbit

>>734415017
Well put, it is a crying shame.

>>734415976
We have 2271 satellites in orbit, and about 4 billion years left on the clock for this place.

>>734415793
We have been broadcasting for 60+ years, that's now that far to reach into space

>>734415756
We'll use pseudoscience to do it.

>>734415940
how do you combat that peacefully? how do you involve the left in uncensored discussion and illustrate the shilling for what it is and what it causes? if the left and their media structures are jew based and retarded, did hitler really do nothing wrong?

seems hopeless. why don't americans just kill themselves?

>>734416054
It's not our broadcasts I'm looking for.

Why are we not receiving traces of an alien comm network that has been active for the last several billion years?

>>734415308
Who exactly? I think you might have missunderstood something there. I'm pretty sure science guys dont know about the boundaries of the universe yet but i highly doubt the majority thinks that our universe is infinit.

>>734416059
Crystal healing and water memory will give us the fuel we need!

>>734415797

are they though? i can see your point but i feel like they're also sort of the same thing

if you know everything that includes the future and past which means you know everything thats going to happen which puts you in a position very much like being all powerful

omnipotence means you can do literally anything but that only makes sense if you also know everything

or maybe im just high nigga

>>734413375
x+=1

>>734416046
>assuming we don't kill ourselves
>assuming the earth doesn't kill us
>assuming a meteor won't kill us
Humanity isn't a definite thing into earths future

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If the parallel universe theory is true, there is a parallel universe where the parallel universe theory is false.

>>734415545
yes? what's the paradox?

OP is not a fag

>>734416114
Because by the time it gets here the signals will have weaken and red shifted to noise

>>734416157
in an infinite universe no infinite reality exists and every infinite reality exists.

>>734416152
That's the point. That could be some of those high risk barriers posed in Fermi's paradox.
The point isn't that it's impossible, it operates on the assumption that life must develop elsewhere and abundantly. It's that as species develop there appear to be some cataclysmic events that cull them for as far as we've been able to observe.

>>734416231
A data signal is structured, noise isn't.

>>734416166
paradox is that if it contains itself, in the set in this set there is again the same set, which cannot be true because there needs to be one set less than in the previous set, which means the statement that such a set exists leads to a contradiction.

>>734412348
0=1
The big bang.

>>734416157
No, you didnt understand it. There are only universes for possibilities. Impossibilities dont happen in any universe.

>>734416350
1=0
the big crush.

>>734413521
I don't think a catch 22 is a paradox exactly

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Islam immigrants that support an ideology that directly contradicts the very values that the countries they immigrate to are founded upon. Without those values the countries would not be what they are and would surely not be willing to help poor immigrants, opposing those values means they directly disagree with the reasons they have anywhere to go.

Let it sink in, they don't agree with the ideas that are the very reasons they are given a new chance at life.

how bout it

>>734416311
best post ive ever seen.

i know this already and still i have tears in my eyes

>>734413861
Kek

>>734416299
Take clear signal in Chinese
Red shift it non-uniformaly
Listen to it (from the start, middle or end, who knows when you'd start listening into their broadcast)
Try to decode it in English with no book on translation

>>734416430
May I copy paste ? This was brilliant.

x=0,9
10x=9,9 (*10)
10x-x=9,9-0,9(x)
9x=9
x=1
1=0,9

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>>734416384
>possibilities/impossibilities
is a 3d/timespace term, a comprehension of the 3rd dimension linear time being. the universe is only perceived with possibilities and impossibilities by that kind of being, the fact is there is more than impossibilities and possibilities, more than probabilities and improbabilities - there is more than nothing, more than everything and none as well.

https://youtu.be/giOq3hcHGHs

>>734416258
I never said life out there isn't possible just that contacting it was and getting to them is

>>734415486
b8, nope you are stupid.

>>734416571
prior to big bang if you didn't perceive time, matter forming our known universe was an impossibility because there was no history of it ever occuring, making the probability impossible (binary probability scale) but because of linear comprehension of 3d spacetime the universe becomes a possibility.

>>734416540
sure

>>734416258

The Great Filter. A probabilistic interpretation of why we're not seeing any other intelligent life forms in our travels, thus far.

Maybe we've made it through, maybe we're screaming headlong into our demise.

>>734416647
did summer start half way through this thread?
grats on your vacay playa

If you pick an asnwer to this question at random. How likely are you to get it right?
A)25%
B)50%
C)25%
D)75%

>>734416554
10 times 0.9 is 9 you turd.

>>734416784
100 %

>>734416554
Completley retardded there was multiple fuckups.
For one if x=.9 then 10x =9.0 not 9.9

>>734414016
I like this one because its what i thought before i even heard of this theory.

>Time travel to kill Hitler to stop WWII and holocaust
>Kill Hitler and alter the future
>Defeat original reason for travelling back in time
>Would never have needed to time travel in first place because Hitler was dead.

Gives you a headache

>>734416571
No. At least not the way i meant to use the word. There are things that simply cant happen in any reality/universe that is even remotely close to ours(shares our laws of nature) so there is no way that a comparable universe (a paralleluniverse) exists without being part of our multiverse. I mean sure somewhere sometime somehow there might be a universe that is not connected to ours... nobody can tell if other bangs happened or anything, but there is no way to proof or disproof this, not even in theory since we are not affected by it. There is definitly not a universe in our multiverse that isnt part of our multiverse since this is impossible by the laws of our multiverse.

>>734414374
Go to tweedos.

>>734416943
>have time machine
>travel back kill hitler at birth
>alter future
>travel back to entirely newly created future
profit? i really fail to see how hard this concept is unless you're stuck on the idea that we all live on some singular timeline but once you accept that an infinite number of timelines infinitely expanding at an exponential rate are converging and protruding from our own forming a web not a unidirectional flow of time - the reality of it isn't a headache at all it's ez peasy

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>>734415839
>"oh right, so how did we invent time dad?"
>"was there time before we invented the measurement daddy?"
literally something my 6 year old brother can ask without knowing how to make toast.
youre going to leave stupid spawn anon, if you shut down their minds that fast

>>734413375

X infinite.

Not a paradox.

Try harder.

>>734415692
it's not specifically human though because mass alters the flow of (our measured) time. mass has been here since the beginning, and despite humans only measuring time since their beginning, time has always been influenced by mass - you can tell by chemical reactions impacted by what kind of size of mass they exist on. time is also not specific to humans, living things can perceive time, and differently as well, i like the running theory that the smaller a living entity's brain/mass the slower time is perceived.

but time is always woven into space at least when it comes to the interaction of matter causing a binary effect...all of which is maintained on a 3 dimensional timespace linear comprehension, which is only one of multiple dimensions.

>>734417704
this is why we have stars and empty space, because of timespace and the impact of gravity caused by mass...observed by humans but existed for billions of years before humans...thanks to the speed of light we can look back in time billions of years into space and measure things before humans existed - now what you'll want to ask yourself is did those realities change because we humans measured them.

>>734417391
No one recorded time before man, dinosaurs didnt have watches.

>>734417391
What?
Time has always existed since the universe existed. Humanity hasn't always existed, there has been sequences of events that had to occur before life was on earth (a past) and they clearly aren't happening now (like the formation of earth). But how we measure time, that is only relevant to our planet solar cycles...

>>734417391
Tell him there was, is and will never be time. Time in the way we know it only exists in human heads. As soon as you leave the live of a human on earth time will behave differently depending on yoir speed and position. So very smart scientists came to the conclusion that time and space are in fact one thing and only our human perception lets us think these are two different things. Then you show him one of these pics with another hidden pic in it cause he didnt understand a word and tell him things are not always the way they appear to be at first.
Seriously nobody expects a 6year old to understand this. He needs to learn foundations first. You cant explain advanced concepts like this to ppl who dont know how to multiply something yet. So the only honest answer is " you might understand when you are older" although most adult ppl still have no fucking clue about basic things like that.

>>734417828
>>734417704
because observing light itself actually alters its properties changing it from a particle to a wave, and since everything we perceive is basically reflection of light, we can't even say the reality we know today is what it is - simply because we observed it - it has changed or has it not? how do you measure what you cannot observe and how can you observe what you cannot measure?

>>734417939
so my paradox is this
light is a particle until perceived then becomes a wave
time is proportionately influenced by mass of matter
time is perceived by reflection of light, observed as a wave, but exists as a particle
observing nature alters time and reality

>>734413464
Way to fuck it up, anon.

>>734413521
Research what a paradox is, dipshit.

>>734417339
just out of curiosity, why is the singular timeline idea so stupid?

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>>734416784
>dat double entendre
there is no correct answer to this question

>>734415084
The modern theory is that the big bang was a black hole in a larger universe, and that everything we experience is the matter still trapped within that black hole. How's that for a mindfuck?

>>734415084
We know when the Big Bang occurred.

If you can't understand something, research it homie. The troubles you are having comprehending it is simply because you haven't read enough on the topic. I believe in you.

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>>734413521

It also named itself. But thats not a paradox either, dipshit.

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You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you dont.

>>734418428
it's not stupid, it's the easiest to grasp, and the most natural for the brain to comprehend, but there are other concepts that fit the same pieces and apply the same rules resulting in a working reality as well that require just a little bit more thought and some of them fit even better than single timeline.

>>734418519
yeah, that would explain why gravity is actually not as strong of a force as it should be, i can't remember the math but i've seen it done and mass/gravity equates to like 20% of the force it should be - resulting in the possibility this isn't the first time this happened either, possibly the 5th. i too like this theory because it explains the dark matter expansion

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>>734412348
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>734415793
Only one problem. We always assume that these "ark" ships containing entire civilizations would actually survive thousands of years of space travel. Considering the average car or even satellite can barely survive a few decades, it would seem conceivable that the vast majority of interplanetary space craft that are sub speed of light would wreck part way to the next star and the race would be dead on arrival. Super sad for hopes of colonization

>>734417878
how we measure time is exclusive to us
so are you saying the humans pre-invented time before our existence to the point of the big bang?
was there time before the big bang?
if there wasnt then how did the big bang start?
the word start itself is a measurment of time? how can you time, time?
there is the paradox

>>734412348
Incorrectly is always spelled "incorrectly" unless it is spelled incorrectly.
Not a paradox but I like it

>>734414016
The prisoner dilemma you mean? That's not a paradox, it's basically game theory

>>734418645
one of my fav songs growing up, alan parsons project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkqAEjZfVv8

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>>734412348
If you are not jewish or muslim, then why the fuck you was circumcised and now your dick seems like a jewish one?

>>734418258
You are misunderstanding observation. Research it a bit more then come back here.

>>734417878
Time does not exist. The bullshit time that we invented to make us slaves does not count

>>734418909
i don't think you understand time, you keep thinking of it as some pocket watch reality
time is the same thing as empty space.
doesn't matter if you measure it or not.

it's like you're asking if we should use imperial or metric to measure a distance, doesn't matter, the distance we are going to measure still exists if we measure it or not.

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>>734412348
haven't posted this in 10 years

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>>734415017

you don't have the right to free speech on a website that you don't own you stupid fuck. you don't even have the right to free speech on 4chan, you can be banned and peoples' posts are deleted regularly throughout the day.

you goddamn morons have no clue what free speech is. here's a clue, go outside you fucking idiot.

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>>734419148

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>>734419204
you don't know how to read. re read his post and try again you dumb fuck - we already established this. the point wasn't "you deserve free speech on private websites" the point was people think they have free speech everywhere, yet private websites censure causing a perpetuating ignorance with americans.

seriously where the fuck do you get these retard educations gois?

0!=1

>>734416943
Television really fucked peoples perception of time. The fact that our universe currently exists the way it does is because either you were already successful or not successful at whatever attempt you made to alter it. I.E. if you go back in time to kill hitler, you will fail because hitler survived, or you would have killed him right when he supposedly committed suicide anyway, thus still not altering the timeline. Tl;dr, even if time travel is eventually possible we won't be able to change anything because linear reality.

>>734419204
kek
>2017
>being this stupid
troll/10

The Raven Paradox.

>>734419148

one of the columns is slightly longer after rearranging it. Your eyes miss it because of the grid.

>>734419315
People thinking they have free speech everywhere isn't a god damn paradox you retard

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>>734419204
B8

>>734419423
it is when it causes them to be censured without knowing, thinking they have free speech so their discussions become a limited realm dictated by the private sector.

do you even think outside of the box or just live in one.

If you go back in time for a specific purpose, with a specific goal, and you achieve that goal, then you wouldn't feel the need to go back in time to do that thing.

Meaning you WOULD want to go back in time to do that thing, meaning you WOULDN'T want to go back in time to do that thing...

>>734419423
My god it must be early in the AM the retard brits are here telling us how smart they are. Why don't you stick to making rock songs and loving your migrants
>m8

>>734419359

Right you cant change time because it has already happened. So maybe hitler won then they went back in time not to kill him but to make him lose the war?

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>>734419423
KEK
looks like you need to re-read it a 3rd time dip
you still don't get it do you

>>734414427
If traveling faster than light, and freezing people to unfreeze them healthy later is impossible, then space travel is also likely impossible.

>>734419642
everything is both possible and impossible
we are only limited by our own comprehension of reality.

>>734419123
but then you have to deal with the most childish of retorts i have conjured
> prove it
you cant prove anything
prove to me distance?
what is time to the dead or unborn?
when im dead i wont have anything and all knoweledge i accumulated is null .
i sound like a person who has given up and thats because i have.
nothing matters before and after so why cry about the middle?
the human life can be compared to the universe in that way also
btw baked as fuck and feeling them feels but ive had these thoughts restrict my sleep for years

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>>734414929

10^0=1

>>734419610
You being wrong isn't me misunderstanding a damn thing. "bypassing their rights to free speech" isn't a paradox. How about you UNDERSTAND what you're saying before getting pissy that everybody is calling you out on your bullshit not-paradox

>>734419681
space time was proven by einstein. maybe do some reading about a subject before playing whatever game it is you're going towards at this point.

>>734419782
i dunno bro, seems like you're mad and that you are also dumb. sorry that happened to you. good luck with all that. XD

Schrödinger cat's

>>734413521
Well, it's good that we have more than one of those around, isn't it?

>>734419681
that's like saying "all of einstein is wrong because my computer is grey"

i mean if you want to use crayons to have an adult discussion go ahead, but it just makes you look retarded. just admit your brain can't comprehend these concepts because you did zero research or put zero thought into it.

the reality is you're just lazy and reaching.

>>734419999
/thread
/winrar

anyways all these brit fags in here are stupid as fuck holy god damn

>>734412348
I would love to share a paradox, but I'm not replying to OP's, who are fags.

>>734420060
why ,isn't it a paradox ?

>>734412348
>Be gentelman, not asshole
>Still no gf

time travel is impossible. first, there is no time to travel upon. biggest issue, earth is traveling around the sun, the sun around our galaxy, the galaxy around the universe. there is no possible way to know exactly where to travel to even in the past blink of an eye. everything is moving and impossible to document.

If everything when it occupies an equal space is at rest, and if that which is in locomotion is always occupying such a space at any moment, the flying arrow is therefore motionless.

>>734415737
WTf! You like russian cum like trump, KYS FAGGOT! USA dont need russia

>>734416540
It's all yours, my friend!

>>734420303
i found the jew shill.
admit it you're not only not american but pretending to be one,
and the only reason you stand up for jews is because your mom fell for the jew doctor and got your dick snipped and now you're committed for life for defending isreal.

kek if i had a dollar for every time i saw someone like you i myself would be a jew.

>>734417594
X is not infinite retard. It's a variable, meaning it can be ONE of any infinite value

>>734414060
i get it, aint laugin, but i get it

>>734420250
It's true that when you traveled back in time, you would need to travel in space as well, necessitating Very fast (probably faster than light) travel speeds to then reach the altered location of our planet in the vacuum we call space. And considering The incredible speed that the earth, sun, galaxy, and even space itself are moving, hitting the earth would be incredibly unlikely. However, even if we did reach a level of super intelligence where we could actually manage to get there, we still couldn't change anything.

>>734416134
If you know the past and the future, you can't change it. Because then you would have been wrong about the past or future at some point, rendering you not omniscent.

>>734420752
you could be omniscient, just not omnipotent and the same time. You could still know all of the available timeline, just not do anything to alter it.

>>734417839
Hence the land before time, a movie about dinosaurs.

New mission: Refuse this mission.

>>734412348
new mission: refuse mission

>>734412348
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>>734420850
>>734420892
Hivemind

>>734414836
>Obviously
Wew lad, high school science really gave you some oomph didn't it?

Does anybody have that screenshot of a computer saying "Operation failed successfully"? I find that pleasant to look at, regardless of whether it's formally a paradox.

>>734419999
That's not a paradox though, the whole thought experiment resolves the paradox by introducing the concept of a super position

>>734415506
nice.

>>734419714
have a look on a plot of f(x)-x-diagram for f(x) = 10^x

>>734414250
A better example would be:

Someone gets a job at Walmart, so that they can get off food stamps...

>>734416647
b8, nope you are stupid.
>He quoted the nope you are stupid bit
That was an aside, you utter mong.
You can't make this shit up.

>Park and Ride

>>734412348
There are more Real Numbers than Natural numbers but both go into infinity. Means there are different "scales" of infinity

>>734419714

Why not 0^0=1 ?

>>734421315
It rather was meant to debunk quantum theory.

>>734415016
:autistic screeching:
Dad! Nooooo!!!

>>734419148
Does it count as 65 with the expansion pack?

>go to /x/

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>USA, best universities, best scientists, pioneers in space exploration.
>elected him

>>734414829
Intelligent civilizations are self limiting.

From the time radio develops until the species stops broadcasting due to extinction is less than a few hundred years. The likelihood that another species (us) advanced enough to detect those signals will exist at the right time and distance is too small.

>>734426510
Because of the obsolete election system. The majority voted for Hillary

Personal favorite: Is "heterological" a heterological word?

>>734427204
For those who don't know: autological means that the adjective describes itself, like "english" and "unhyphenated".
Heterological means it doesn't describe itself, like "long" and "spanish".

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>>734412348

>>734415756
Sure you can. You expel mass at a higher rate and turn it into energy

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>>734426510
just give him a break already, hes doing a good job dumbass, just because he has said mean thinks dont mean hes gona be a bad president or a bad person, im sick of haters like you and just so u know i didnt vote for him but after seeing how good he is after he took presidency i began to like him alot, i live in texas and im glad we got that new wall, i never thought i would actually see a president do something that matters
>pic related what liberals want

>>734412348
if we have free will, how can we do something contrary to gods plan?
This is for theists only. the obvious answer that god does not exists.

>>734429263
i think that question is only for people who believe that god has a plan, and believes also in free will

>>734429753
majority of Americans believe that.

women like to fuck, men like to fuck, women feel guilty after they fuck because they liked it. emperical evidence shows that no one has to know the woman fucked, not even the guy, but she feels shame without anyone to shame her
PARADOX

>>734418914
A judge tells a condemned prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day.

Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, as if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday.

He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday noon, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur at all.

The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday — which, despite all the above, was an utter surprise to him. Everything the judge said came true.

Theres a paradox about a lawyer that takes on a student, teaching him law.
Once the student finished studying with the lawyer, the lawyer does the student a favour and says he must only pay him for his teachings after he has won his first case.
The student later decides that he no longer wants to become a lawyer, so he will never win a case, and never have to pay
The lawyer then sues him, telling the court that, if he wins the motion, the student must pay because he won the lawsuit, but if he loses, then the student will have won his first case, and no longer need to pay.

However, the student then argues to the court that if he loses, he wouldn't have to pay, as the lawyer said he shall only pay when he wins his first case, but if he wins the lawsuit, he will not get sued and therefore doesn't have to pay.

>>734429857
Whoah...

>>734414278
>Implying we understand time travel

The gifs freezed on me. What did he say after Linda?

>>734415084
imagine this, it's a cycle that is endless, always repeats, creating multiple infinite and uncountable amount of universi, and dimensions, This big bang is still expanding, one day it'll start retracting, until there is nothing, for a split atomsecond, since nothing doesen't really exist, this becomes a paradox, and one way or the other paradoxes cannot happen, The Big bang then simply happens again, like a heartbeat. But never will it stop.

>>734414929
C + 1 = C++

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>>734430137
>paradox about a lawyer that takes on a student, teaching him law.
There is no paradox. The teacher will get paid, one way or another.

>>734412348
jerking off to a trap fucking a woman is not gay

>>734419116
Yes it does. But we are measuring time in a different way.

>>734431060
Shit. That's hard to argue against

>>734425133
but it is...

>>734414427
because we are too boring to visit

>>734413375
sqrt(1/4)

positive sqrt(1/4) = negative sqrt(1/4) + 1

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

>>734416943
>Ability to travel back in time
>Kill Hitler
>return to present
>timeline changed for the worst
>travel back and alter past to make future better
>'future' keeps getting worse
>only way to preserve 'best' future is to allow Hitler to live

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>>734432943
you tell me anon

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>>734433305
>only way to preserve 'best' future is to allow Hitler to live...
anon, WTF???

>>734433305
more like "go back in time to kill Hitler, get delayed long enough that by the time you kill Hitler he is currently committing suicide. change absolutely nothing then return to the present." If you had successfully killed Hitler, he would have already been dead, hence no holocaust or 1000 year Reich attempt, hence you killed someone that never achieved anything and there was no purpose in killing him.

>>734433510
Making the assumption that time travel is possible, you'd have to ask the question and ask why we live in an existence that has such horrors in its past and the only logical conclusion would be that they are the 'justifiable' evil that must be tolerated for the great good to prevail

>>734412348
The Omnipotence Paradox

>>734433858
but then, given time travel, you'd just bill and ted it. be the victor at the end and ensure a setup from the start. Unless you're insinuating that Hitler was a time traveller?

>>734425133
yes indeed. its true too!

>>734413375
This can still make sense if x is set to infinity

>>734430829
It would actually be C + 1 = ++C, but okay.

>>734430829
shit, you got me.

>>734414523
>implying that time travel or multiverse is possible

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>>734433900
allow me to reiterate anon... ps nice dub 00h
>>734433510

>>734412348

When did they name it recycle bin?

>>734436851
Regrettably, you've lost me.

>>734436851
it could also just be unchangeable. Why try to argue an outcome reliant on things like human choice from the future intentionally allowing horrible travesties to occur? Occam's Razor. Unless you have specific evidence to indicate otherwise, assume the simplest outcome is correct. The simplest outcome that results in an imperfect world is that we are incapable of changing it retroactively. Meaning that even if time travel is possible, we probably can't manipulate time at any point on a human timeline.

>>734413375
Not a paradox, just a false statement. It's like saying 1=2 is a paradox.

>>734413582
No, implying the opposite

>>734414290
>>734415797
Of the statement is categorically false. A rock too heavy for a god to pick up, a god who can pick up any weight, would have to infinite in size. A rock is however a finite object. The question is almost like can a god construct a square circle?

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>>734436955
>>734437783
>...we probably can't manipulate time at any point on a human timeline.

true, the past already happened, and it can’t un-happen. So if time travel was possible then every imaginable scenario would be played out in a parallel universe at some point.

>>734412348
does a set containing all sets, contain itself?

>>734435757
>implies any verse is possible??????

>>734438550
but that's not time travel, that's multi-dimensional travel. Totally different. It's the difference between altering our own reality and Physically jumping from one reality into another. Too many people confuse these as being the same thing. Time travel has enough difficulty to be achieved on it's own. Jumping to entirely new universes is not only a separate issue but probably infinitely more complex to achieve.

>>734438670
The assumption being such a set could exist

>>734415017
Freedom isn't free

Pop ooo
https://youtu.be/Lo5otu-fXqI

>>734438670
More interestingly, if such a set existed, and you ordered all sets contained in it. The set contained within it, which is the same set would have what ordinal?

>>734429857
I dont get it

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>>734438817
shit! is that the time? gotta go anon

>>734444444

>>734439999
>>734440000

>>734414950
COVFEFE
HARAMBE
FIDGET SPINNERS R COOL

Is this "be a normie" day?

>>734415545
>>734416330

I, too, miss discrete mathematics, /b/ros.

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If you went to kill your grand father before your dad was born then your grandfather couldn't have your dad which in turn couldn't birth you so you couldn't go back to kill your grand father in turn your grand father could birth your father and birth you so you could go and kill your grand father

>>734439790
Does this just flash the time in binary when you press the button? That's moving in the opposite direction from usefulness and/or efficiency.

>>734413582
Literal autism

>>734438670
this is my favorite one
because if the set containing all sets contained itself as a set. it would infinitely be collecting itself as a new point of reference for having collected itself as a set
easily understood infinity

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>>734440944
nice dub anon

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>>734416330
Self-Containing sets are a thing in set theory.
Better paradox: Does the set that contains all non-self-containing sets, contain itself?

Op isn't a faggot

>>734414615
underrated post

>>734438298
Which is called a falsidical paradox bruh

>>734434898
No, then you say that
Inf - Inf = 1 |*Pi
Inf - Inf = Pi
= Riemann's paradox
Check
Fucking
Mate

>>734412348
The only sweeping statement that is true is that all sweeping statements are false.

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This fat pig of a yank is muslim

>>734439241
autism?

milhouse is still a meme

This thread hasn't died yet?

>>734414054
Easy. An infinite number of odd numbers plus an infinite number of even numbers added together is twice as much infinity.

1/9 = 0.111111111111...
2/9 = 0.222222222222...
3/9 = 0.333333333333...
...
8/9 = 0.888888888888...
9/9 = 1

Explain this.

>>734446493
0.99999999999999... = 1

>>734446493

To be more accurate, list an infinte number of digits before the 3 dots. We'll wait.

1.4+1.4=2.8
when rounded, it becomes
1+1=3

>>734446493
.9999999 = x
10x = 9.99999999
10x-x=9.999999-.999999
9x=9
X=1
.99999999=1