She's a gushing granny for the memes. She needs to dry herself off clearly
she is using a hand dryer on her vag
>the dude likes memes so the chick fucks a hairdryer? no.
no you permavirgin autist it is suggesting that memes get her so wet she had to go to the toilet to dry her vag
what a fucking faggot
alright y'all I'm tapped out so I'll leave you with this
currently in school and I'm bored as shit. post some funny stories so I can pass the time
>post really, really, really funny stories
funniest shit i've seen to date
Open your eyes. Unless you too are asian, then just kill yourself for not studying right now.
>Drive hybrid car
>Not large trunk
>Receive fare request from Kimberly
>Pull up to brownstone town house
>4 yuppies lounge on steps excited to see me arrive
>Their luggage is waiting to be loaded on the curb
>they walk up to trunk thinking I would open it
>I say "just a second"
>step out of car
>walk around back
>look at the massive amount of luggage
>I wonder how these idiots thought 4 people and 4 suitcases and 4 carry-ons would fit in a sedan much less my snub trunk hybrid
>"will we fit?"
>There's so much hatred in me
>I looked at her and said "sorry, I don't pick up white women."
>immediately got back in car
>cancelled the fare
their faces were fucking priceless
No. I mean your comedy writing career should be pushed to the WAY WAY back burner if you're driving lyft while simultaneously being unfunny. Like Jimmy Fallon unfunny. Just a suggestion tho, who am I to tell you what to do with your life.
I assume you live in NY (since you said Brownstone), so I know good decision making aint in your wheelhouse, nor do you have any regard for shit outside of your 5 borough bubble. It's not your fault man, you're just a product of your environment.
It's some anime shit. Fuckin chinks.
would've paid to watch that...lol
ay hol up.. so u is sayin, we laugh we lose? sheeeeit
I was holding back, then dansyndrome haha
This has to be bait..
How the f do you even catch virus and shit?
Been using PCs since... the first ones came out and never ever had a virus.
And I pirated all the games with my stupid 10 year old ass, installed everything, used Limewire...
That review is real just read it.. He also said you turn around to face the alien only to find out that your gun is aimed at the floor. What the fuck? The sticks are literally there for aiming, this was 2000 not the 80s.
That's 75% gay dumbass.
If you consider lesbian porn to be 100% gay, then one girl (50%) plus a half girl (25%) would be 75% gay.
The only way it would be 0% gay is if it were a girl masturbating on her own.