If you could be female for a week, what would you do?

>>734404411
Squat over a mirror all day and walk around the house seeing what I can shove inside me

Stay male.

>>734404411
Bleed everywhere and complain a lot.

>>734404411
Kill myself

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>>734404411
sex tape, then rob a bank with my tits out. Good luck getting any witness statements.

>>734404411
Immediately go to the nearest girls locker room with a hidden camera. Then blackmail one of them to sleep with someone rich and blackmail them for all their Pokemon cards.

>>734404411
nice dubs.i would shower all week and walk around sniffing my pussy.id be really lude in public and try to get a whole football team to fuck me.id also try to talk with the other girls and hang out but they probably wouldn't like me cuz id be such a smelly lude whore.

try and rape some bitches

>>734404411
Buy a gun
Flash pussy everywhere
Get raped
Shoot rapers afterwards

And would play with myself 24/7

>>734404411
show tits on /b/

Put a sharpie in my pooper, take a pic and upload to /b/

>>734404411
I would be a feminist and go protest

Take miles of cock in all holes and swallow cum by the gallon. Girls have the good life.

>>734404637
this has a lot of twists

>>734404494
keked

>>734406566
legit

>>734404411
>>734404744
>>734406566
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>>734407499
is this a get thread?

>>734404411
fuck as many niggers I can and insert something huge on the last day

>>734407531
No check these singles

>>734404411
>wear skimpy clothes
>people look in my direction
>sue them for sexual harrasment
>profit

>>734404698
That's gay

>>734404411
see if I can still make jokes or if the natural laws of the universe took that away

Once I told my wife if I was a female for a week, I would have orgies get fucked in all holes be a cum bucket for any man.

Yeah I am a horny fucker.

>>734404411
Dress slutty for fleet week at the naval ship yard.

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>>734408649
nigga you gay

>>734404411
try to find someone who could make my condition permanent. one week of life on easy mode is not enough, i want the full gameplay.

>>734408649

No, you're just a fag.

>>734408969
Pueraria Mirifica, White Peony, Red Reishi, Saw Palmetto, Fenugreek & Progesterone Cream.

You're Welcome.

>>734409220
i said i want to be a woman, not a hormonally fucked degenerate faggot with a tiny shriveled up unfunctioning dick

>>734404411
Gangbang.

>>734404411
Have hot lesbo sex with my wife

>>734408619
underrated post