Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

>>734399894
Why haven't you fucked a prostitute yet?

>>734399894
How often do you fap to traps?

>>734400092

Because I am poor and a fucking pussy.

>>734400217

I don't.

>>734400356
Why not?

>>734400323
Work?

>>734400854

Because traps are gay.

>>734400893

I work in a supermarket. Molecular biologist by training.

>>734400323
It's not that hard to save up 200 bucks in 10 years.

>>734399894
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>734399894
What are some of your favorite damaging spells to cast on your enemies or friendly spells to cast on your friends?

>>734401131
Why are you so underemployed.

I mean worst case you can teach in a hs.

>>734401217

That's true. Haven't saved money though.

>>734401313

>Why are you so underemployed.

Average grades. Not very successful PhD. Oversupply of mol bio PhDs on the market.

>I mean worst case you can teach in a hs.

In Germany, you need to study pedagogy for that.

You seem proud of still being a virgin. I would be trying rid myself of it as if it were a disease if I were you. I guess you want to fail biologically

>>734401661
Can't you take a class in pedagogical formation or a certificate or something?

You can probably meet a chick there.

And seriously, can't get laid in Germany?
(Rammstein - Pussy)

>>734399894
Dude, just go to honduras or el salvador or some shit country like that and you'll be drowning in pussy. They glorify foreigners, specially europeans

>>734399894
How did this happen

>>734402009
>Can't you take a class in pedagogical formation or a certificate or something?

No. In order to become a teacher in Germany, you have to study for 3 - 5 years.

>>734402009
>And seriously, can't get laid in Germany?

Couldn't get laid either in the Netherlands, UK and US (where I studied).

>>734402182

Autism. Or shit like that.

>>734399894
Are you a wizard?

>>734402206
>Couldn't get laid either in the Netherlands, UK and US (where I studied).

Come on man, you can't be THAT ugly. Murican bitches are sooo easy. Seriously, tell us what's wrong with you

>>734402206
you must be ugly

>>734402451
My money is on him having a smaller than small penis

>>734402451
>>734402460

I'm not ugly. But looks don't matter. What matters is charisma, personality, eloquence, humour etc. and I have the charme of a wet piece of toast.

>>734402138
Latino women are filth on average. Plus try are disloyal as all hell

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>>734402557

Penis size is average. Pic related.

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>>734399894
>>734399894
>>734399894
>34 year old

are you the same autistic faggot who used to post the 33 year old virgin threads? i'm going to assume so.

therefore, my question is, when was your birthday? quite recent i'm assuming.

>>734402675

April.

>>734399894
What do you think went wrong 16 years ago and how could you have avoided it.

>>734402644
Then what is your major malfunction? I guess you weird fetishes or something? Or are you perhaps a raging homosexual?

>>734402716
>734402716
happy late birthday, mate. take a drink for me, and i'll do the same for you!

>>734402644
if that's you then i'd fuck you but I have a boi pucci. Do you have beard on your neck? Get the fuck off 4chan and fuck a broad.

Or do what most of us do, turn to rape. Clears your mind for a while.

>>734399894
How..??

>>734401131
Ive seen your threads before anon.

>>734402753

My shit personality was present long before that.

>>734402785

No fetishes. Not very gay. Just dull and boring.

Friend is virgin and will turn 30 in two years.
Are the legends true, will he turn into a wizard?

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would you fuck a nigger op?

>>734403099

If female and not terribly fat - then yes.

>>734403033
That's not valid. You are in shape. You don't seem that retarded. Your penis is not tiny.I guess you just want to be special so if you lost your virginity now you'd just be another faggot or you it raped or molested as a child and have been traumatized

>>734403207
Nigger lover

>>734403207
would you let me suck your virgin dick for €200? You won't even notice the difference, bro

>>734403276
>You are in shape. You don't seem that retarded. Your penis is not tiny.

All of that doesn't matter.

>>734403315
To whom you fucking waste of human life?! For fucks sake just stop wasting resources and die you fucking massive faggot bitch

>>734402206
Nah I meant German brothels are cheaper than 200.

Turks on welfare visit brothels. I'm trying to understand how poor can you be that you can't afford it.

>>734403033
Expand more on shit personality.

>>734403315
You complain too much and offer no solutions. You're just a whiny brat and should consider anheroing

>>734399894
is the whole wizard magic thing true? I need to know as a soon to be wizard myself.

>>734403852

Google Jordan Schlansky.

>>734403859

Duh.

>>734404068

It's a lie bro.

>>734404233
dammit

OP is a faggot, yes he is indeed

>>734404838

No u.

did you eve hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

>>734404233
Seems like you have no issues with being an overall cunt and your objection to being a kissless virgin stems from your narcissistic personality.

Do you stroke yourself while looking at the mirror?

have you ever considered a plain to ugly chick? they are just as desperate as you, some maybe just as autistic

>>734399894 19 and I have never even hugged a girl, Im honestly scared for my future and at the same time, dont really care.

>>734404937
>Seems like you have no issues with being an overall cunt

Whether or not I have issues with it, I am a cunt.

>Do you stroke yourself while looking at the mirror?

Half of the time. The other half, I wanna slit my fucking wrists.

>>734404993

I usually go for 5/10.

>>734405051

You're still young bitch.

>>734405329 young or old a betas a beta, social skills only get worse with age so thanks for the support.. I guess.

>>734402644
I dont get it. You have nice body. How the fuck are you a virgin.

Idk op, post your face. Body looks fine, cant judge. Need face...

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>>734406781

Lack of personality

>>734406937

>>734406970
Full face.