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Confession Thread 2

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Confession Thread 2
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nice try jesus
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>>734393763
My son, you'll feel better getting it out there
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>>734393528
I'm sorry that I couldn't kill more of them, Lord
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I've been rejected by every woman I've had intense feelings for. Married a woman that I don't love. And I know I'll never have true happiness.
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I jerk off while thinking about my friends 10 year old little sister
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>>734394632
How'd you end up married if you don't even love her?
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sometimes i bump threads
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>>734395088
Me too, I feel awful
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I act like I'm a 29 yo grown up but actually I'm 12.
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I got her pregnant. I have a responsibility to her and my daughter.
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answering the question I was asked before the thread died:

>>734393047
>he'll probably resent me too much for breaking his heart the first time to be with me again
you never know. I've known couples who've done that and then got married.

>was the girl your first love and are you still with her?
she wasn't my first love, and I am still with her.

>what made you discover she wasn't worth it
there were a lot of signs in the first few years that I thought would make it unlikely to survive, but I thought maybe they'd get better.

Not attractive? thats fine, I'm not too worried. but character/personality flaws that grow and grow and just get worse? That shit wears you down.
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>>734395257
does she(mom) feel she has a responsibility to you as well? or does she just want child support $?
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>>734395257
Guessing you're replying to >>734395046
I'd say make the most of it, try to find happiness in the relationship y'know
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I'm getting sick of my gf always complaining about how she feels like a maid when no one tells her to do chores and she does it herself. Makes no sense.
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I'm really not sure if my psychotic episode was an allergic reaction to a pain medication or of I have schizophrenia
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>>734395563
Help her or offer to do them yourself? Perhaps she feels an obligation to do them
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>>734395665
CУКA БЛЯДЬ
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>>734395563
Maybe she feels a need to have them done, and feels like you wait too long to do them. Try doing things before she can get a hand on them, one or two things a week can go a long ways, friend
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In middle school I was a creep who felt up this one girl almost daily, rubbed my dick on her once.
She seems like a nice girl now and I feel like blowing my brains out whenever a picture of her comes up on my Facebook feed.

After a fight with my ex, I went to a party and got wasted, made out with some chick, did some inappropriate groping, then when she left I proceeded to eat out some other chick, wanted to fuck her without a condom, didn't get around to it, then passed out and made her sleep on the floor.

In high school I kept a convoluted lie going for three years to my closest friends about how I had a girlfriend from another state.

In elementary school I would steal anything I wanted from the other students. I would also bully kids, but try not to go overboard so I would be cool with both the bullies and the ones they picked on. This continued though freshman year of high school.

I called my mother an ugly bitch.

I starved two hamsters to death because I was too lazy to feed them.

I shot a bird with a BB gun and it didn't die, so it probably just died in pain.

I was at a concert with a few friends. One of my friend's friends brought a girl along that he recently met. I ended up trying to keep her attention most of the night. Neither of us ever saw her again.

The life insurance payout and inheritance from my parents outweighs their lives.

I awkwardly kissed an ex girlfriend at six flags.

The first time I had sex with my ex, we were both drunk on a bathroom floor at my friend's house. It was both of our first times and she wanted it to be special, but we ended up doing it there.

>what is my penance, father?
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>>734393873
I fucking choked
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Everyday that goes by I think about killing myself, and how I would do it. I can't go a day without it popping into my head at least once.
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>>734395912
>The first time I had sex with my ex, we were both drunk on a bathroom floor at my friend's house. It was both of our first times and she wanted it to be special, but we ended up doing it there.

why didnt you fuck when you were together? would have been more special. but drunken floor sex isnt too bad
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My sister and I fucked once when she first came to college a year ago, and we fucked again a few nights ago for the first time in a year. I keep thinking about the next time, and I can't get it out of my mind. I'm sure we'll do it again. Wincest, I guess?
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>>734393528
last October I was the best man for my friend's wedding. before the reception started, his newly wed wife took me to some corner by the vending machines at the hotel. we use to date way back, she confessed how she sings had feelings for me. I ended up fucking her behind the vending machines before we both headed back where I giving my best man speech.
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>>734396163
You're not a sinner, you're a winner
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I have feelings for my cousin, and it's not just "I wanna fuck her," but I genuinely love her.
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>>734395912
>what is my penance, father?
Forty lashes with a wet noodle
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>>734396303
Thanks, haha. Woo!
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>>734395459
She honestly loves me, I don't hate her or anything like that, I just don't really love her. Maybe I'm weak, or a coward. But until we'd started dating, no one I'd felt love or true passion for reciprocated it.
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>>734395555
I do what I can. My daughter is a truly wonderful child, I'm so lucky there.
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>>734396376
good
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>>734396621
>no one I'd felt love or true passion for reciprocated it

i see. none of that really matters as long as you and your daughter have that, that is the most important thing now.
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>>734396376
I've been there with a second cousin. She felt the same. She lives on a farm in a 3rd world country with a whole bunch of family. We were together a lot and people started getting ideas and it got awkward to be around them. No one said shit though because me and my parents literally own the place. This was years ago though and the feelings passed as we were in different countries. She has a baby now.
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>>734396814
Glad you're a good father
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>>734396302
Holy shit....How long ago and are they still together?
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>>734397374
this happened last year in October and they arrive still together. no one knows except for her. shit was hella cash
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>>734394999
nothing wrong with that.
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we need to destroy churches. you christcucks are cucks.

CUCK CUCK CUCK.

fuck you and your imaginary people in the sky. idiots. get with the program. buddhism or gtfo.
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>>734396464
Thank you, father
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>>734396958
Thanks, that's true. But I still think of the ones I wanted more than life itself, and to feel like I didn't have to settle.
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I want to be treated like a pet by a male Sylveon and dominated by him. He wouldn't be anthro, being on 4 let's, and he would mount me every night, tying me up with his ribbons and keep me still. I would suck him dry and swallow every drop and we would have happy sleep together with him being the big spoon.We would wake up and he would ruffle my hair and I will just scooch close against his soft slightly chubby stomach and just fall back asleep.

I would love to go into more detail, but I need sleep.

>Tfw no Sylveon
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>>734397155
Thanks for that. I do the best I can.
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>>734395912
Kill yourself
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Senior year in high school. Go to this Log cabin party my friends were having. Getting shit faced. 1 cutie there. She's older and knows my brother from school. Night goes on with each of us just talking bout sum shit. She's fucking hammering shots I match her. We sit on the couch and chill. Everyone starts to leave. We stayed. I move us to the bed room. In bed. Next thing I remember we fucked. I had no condoms and I came inside her. Next morning she couldn't remember anything. Doesn't remember the sex. I do but I say we didnt. Few weeks later find out she's pregnant. She think it her bfs.

2 years later I sit back and watch my son age through Facebook photos. I feel empty inside knowing that's my son. But he has a "father" and he sure is happy.
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I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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bmpp
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>>734399935
How about you confess something instead of just posting bump?
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>>734400124
>implying i didnt
>implying i wont
theres no point of sharing if there isnt a thread to post in
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>>734399451
You monster
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>>734400237
It would bump the thread and give a topic of discussion, providing more bumps
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I like when 6 year olds touch my cock
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>>734399451
Sick fuck
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>>734401003
this isnt the great internet depression of 2017, bumps arent being rationed or anything
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oo shit bump
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I saw a guys head get blown off with a sawed off

Ive told so many lies I can't even remember them all, and told them so much I believe them.

CP is fucked up and ive beat up skinners in jail but it makes me diamonds

Im an open minded liberal on the outside, but a close minded racist pig on the inside

Ive only ever had sex with girls and am definitely highly attracted to them but tranny porn is like my favorite porn, idk why, and I've fantasized about being with one.

I'm a weirdo i know
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a couple weeks ago my friend/housemate got dumped by his gf. I kinda talked her into it, but she was going to dump him soon anyway, i just sped it up. He deserved it, he is a dick. anyway, me and her fucked just a couple hours after they split and have been fuckbuddies ever since. he has no idea, for the better.
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>>734402536
How do you feel in the moment just after you cum to cp?
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>>734403047
Makes me feel great
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>>734403047
Like shit, but like mischievously good at the same time if you know what i mean
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>>734403147
Naw, you're just telling yourself that. I feel sick reading those words.
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I've done everything in my power to do so but I'm still not over her. I wasn't raised to be an alpha so I'm trying to settle in being a beta. I have a long long road ahead of me (I'm almost 28), and nothing seems to really help. I've dug in for the long run. (I can't even get a fat chick to pity fuck me).

I am a pretty ugly fucker, formerly a fat ass and I started going back to the gym after the shit went down but it only helps to keep me in a weird "dad-bod" shape. I'm trying to push past it.

My confidence is in nothing less than the fact I'll pretty much end up alone for the rest of my life. I want to accept loneliness not as some emo martyr but just as a fact, and sometimes it feels like I'm doing well, but morning's like today where I wake up after having stupid dreams about meeting her again really knocks me for a loop.

It's super dumb and gay but it is what it is.

I just want to be done with it.

(I sadly can't suicide. I really want to but I'm too chicken, that and I'd leave my family with my credit card debt which is through the roof).

I just want it to be out of my brain.
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>>734403285
The moment you cum to a little girl is so freeing. Should try it;)
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I went from being a hikikomori neet to having 3 jobs and being enrolled in a uni degree over a span of a little over a week. I decided to turn my life around. But, I still feel dissatisfied with my life. I'm just gonna keep working at it and hope I can get squeeze out some enjoyment from my dwindling youth.
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>>734399183
how do you know she just didnt fuck her bf before or after your meeting...
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>>734403541
HOW
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>>734403329
Sorry to hear
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>>734403783
Thanks. Appreciate the read.
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>>734403329
Wah wah wah, cry baby
Thought the story was going to be good at first. I still have an ex I pine over and still love, but your mindframe is just sad. Im not trying to make fun or you or make you feel worse, ive just heard that same bullshit so much it pisses me i off. You realize theres a girl out there just a lonely fat and ugly who would love to be with you. Or an attractive girl who is into big guys. Keep exercising. Do shit you like, love yourself first and don't be dependent on others approval. Idk man I thought i was ugly/undesirable but i became desirable to myself and women followed. Still havnt found "the one" but i got plenty of time.
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>>734396302
By the vending machines. Classy.
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>>734403329
Also that alpha beta shit is just a social construct. The typical alpha is dead by the time he is 30 and the betas make all the money. Im a video game nerd but proud of it, and was smart in school. But i am able to go between both, i am confident enough in myself to have a lot of friends but not need constant gratification and am perfectly fine with staying in and playing games, but i still get out. Idk what im saying but if you feel like you want to kill yourself there is no excuse other than mental illness, in which case see a therapist and get on meds
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>>734403764
I decided to look down on everyone.
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>>734393528
>i'm masturbating 3 times/week
>I poisoned the cigarettes of some gypsies three of them died
I still feel more miserable for fapping
In font is their's fault cuz smoke cigarettes found on the street
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>>734403764
I took it from Welcome to the NHK. I never, ever thought it would motivate me enough to walk out of the house. I went a week straight of not leaving the house to waiting a few tables away from the fucking prime minister of Australia.
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>>734393528
Broke up with of 5 years, she has pics of me but I have way more of her. The Cold War continues until I get drunk enough and pull the trigger or she does. Pretty seeing as how she was my first, I saved those pics cause I knew how women are though. +1 for that I guess
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My friend in High school kept nudes on her phone and I found them. What's ironic is she trusts me the most with her phone too so I saw them a lot.
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>>734404477
With gf*
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Just finished a third semester of uni now have to wait for some months to pass for me to transfer again. After taking 3 semesters I can honestly say is how the fuck can people live in this institution that practically forces you to be a brain dead leftist. You can never have a open discussion of fucking anything or else some sensitive faggot will get triggered over it. Also all they do in uni is screech about MUH CLIMATE CHANGE, MUH DIVERSITY, MUH MULTICULTURALISM, HUR DUR DRUMPF IS HITLER. It's fucking insane and I can't stand it anymore who would want to go through this mental torture? The only reason I'm even in here is to get my AA and see what there is too choose from there. I want to get far away from California as possible maybe move to Montana or Texas just somewhere where I can just run away from it forever. I loved learning about history when I was kid and in HS but now in Uni it's fucking terrible all it is blah blah evil whitey nonwhites oppressed this country is for everyone bullshit. The left killed what was once my favorite subject to learn now I don't even know what I want to do anymore at first I wanted to be a history professor but after going through just 3 semesters I hope academia is burnt to the ground.
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>>734404386
Congrats on the top tier animu. Fucking love that shit btw. It's literally on my top of my top 10.

Congrats on making it past that shit. I'm still dealing with some financial stuff myself but I'm doing what I can. Best of luck.
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>>734404485
I would've loved to see my big titted friend's nudes
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>>734394999
Checking my hero's trips
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>be married
>go on camsite like younow
>watch girls do handstands n shit
>have fake identity
>fake me now has a 10 year old girlfriend
>feelsbad
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I love Garrett.

Yeah I don't really know why, but my heart swells for him and he makes me feel safe. Lord, I wish he was gay, or I straight so I ne'er have feel such a pit of guilt.
I get all autistic when I talk to him, I'm not fun anymore, I just sit and get boring because I know what I want to say to him.

What should I do?
I want to be his friend, but I want him intimately...
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The primal part of my brain wants to join my peers who take acid and go to festivals and fuck whomever, whenever.

But the grey matter knows it's vapid and lacks substance.

I wanna party, bang traps and not give a fuck. The urges are only getting stronger.
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>>734405393
Bigger fish and whatnot. If you're an all or nothing kind of guy, grab his dick and see how the bones fall. If you don't want to risk the friendship, it's time to tactically withdraw from him and invest your feelings in someone else.
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>>734405503
>If you're an all or nothing kind of guy, grab his dick and see how the bones fall.
Dude
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>>734404552
You know you're just as bad right? You are just wanting to run away because you are in an environment where people don't agree with you. So what do you do? Instead of gritting your teeth and ignoring it, you go on 4chan and cry about it. And of course you like history as a kid through high school. That's because they don't really show you just how terrible people really are until at the earliest senoir year in high school. The left didn't ruin your love for history, college just showed you that it sucks and now you are looking for a scapegoat. You are an inescapable bitch. You blame other people for everything and won't accept that you're not always right or acknowledge other people's views as valid and yet you expect them to do the same for your views
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>>734405393
>Lord, I wish he was gay, or I straight so I ne'er have feel such a pit of guilt.
So you don't know his sexuality?
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>>734405567
What?
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>>734396464
Are you my fucking mom?
Haven't heard that one since I was 6.
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>>734404686
Thanks anon, good luck with yours.
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I let a girl I was in love with slip away because I'm a loser. After she moved to go to college her friends asked me what the hell is wrong with me. They told me that she was obsessed with me but was too scared to make the first move. But by the time I realized just how monumental bad I fucked up, she had already packed and was leaving for Montana, 16 hours away. I still see her stuff on facebook and wish that I could be with her
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>>734393528
I cheated on my gf while watching her house in high school. Her family paid me to watch their house, and I fucked her friend while she was gone.
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>>734404552
Right there with you, guy.. except it's been that way for me since the start of middle school. Third year of college now, just failed a class because the final paper was on how to view the plight of the African Americans. Won't go too far into it here, but I used nothing but scientific research to write my paper, multiple citations and all. "Professor" wrote on my paper that I need to take a class in African American studies, gave me an F. Fucking bullshit, all I spoke of was genetic lineage and cultural tendencies
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>>734405503
That's pretty barebones though.
That's more like, "let's just fuck"
I want to make him happy when he's with me, I want him to kill himself when he leaves me for some roastie because he misses how happy I made...
>>734405623
He's straight, but I have my doubts. He has ultra high standards of women, and I think he's intimidated by them. He supposedly has a 8" under his belt, yet he's still a virgin.
And he talks to me even though he's really uncomfortable with gays.
Just too many signs
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Oh boy..
I'm 26 years old.
Unemployed for 5 years.
Deeply stuck in the alcohol. Drink at least a bottle of vodka per day..
All my old interests like women, cars and food has gone away, just sit at home/walk around in nature with a fifth of vodka with my headphones one listening to old classics.
Doctors said I'd probably die before 40 if I continue..
Don't really care, I'll die happy and drunk.
>pic related, my usual drunken path
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>>734405785
What did you even try and argue?
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>>734405753
Oh damn
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>>734405601
Fuck off, mate. Either you have no idea what you're talking about, or you're baiting. Either way, your post is trash
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>>734405780
So your girlfriend whored you out.
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>>734405834
Used to do the same thing but id smoke weed all day when i was 17 in summer and would walk through wheat fields and abandoned factories for 10s of miles before i got my life in check
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Well here goes:
> fucked sister
> stole
> married a woman I didn't like much because pregnant
> divorced 10 years after.
> affair with married woman
> cheated on gf
> fucked coworker
> turned to alcoholism
> found dead guy, took money from wallet before reporting to police
> got sorted out met new wife became a "good person" for a time
> cheated on wife x 2
Now awaiting cancer or some karma that will give me my just desserts..
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If i could I would fuck a nun
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>>734405837
Wasn't racist or anything, I spoke of evolution, where it led for each region, when the first humans diverged from Africa, who they bred with, what each one did culturally, etc. Professor just didn't like the fact that African tribes and Australian aboriginals are severely close in mind and body to the modern most evolved gorilla. Seriously, nothing racist or terrible in the paper. Just typing it plainly here
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> Cheated on by girlfriend of 8 years
> A few months later go travelling overseas by myself
> Drunk & horny go on craigslist
> See post of a guy offering "transformations", likes dressing younger guys up, giving them handjobs etc
> Wake up to message from him
> We chat, I'm thinking I won't follow through with it
> I do
> Shaved bare
> Wore girls clothes
> Tied up
> Put in milking machine
> Cum buckets
> Lose sleep for next year over guilt

First time telling anyone
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I constantly stir shit between my ex and her mother whom I work with. It's slowly tearing them apart but I don't feel bad.
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>>734398524
Sylveon?? The pokemon?
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>>734405866
>>"Why do people not agree with me? Can't they see I'm better than them?"
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>>734399183
Saved you from paying child support
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>>734405816
I'm terrible at advice, but I wish you luck with this Garrett fellow. Be careful what you do, as it not working out could harm the friendship. If there are signs like you say, don't rush it,play it by ear I guess.
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>>734406073
Fuck sounds awesome
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>>734406068
>>"Africains and Aboriganals are like gorillas"
>>not racist
Kek
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>>734406103
>gritting your teeth and ignoring
Are you trying to say that being a quiet beta bitch is the way to go? Fuck off man. Works for unwanted anal only, go back to muhhamed
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Im 13
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>>734406163
Thanks anon. I respect is straightness, but I'll throw some affection when I can.
I'll only do something if he initiates.
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>>734406068
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>>734406213
>just typing it plainly here
My paper didn't make any comparisons of the sort. It only stated what was, and the history leading to it. All other assumptions are made by others (including my drunken self tonight). Bottom line, people get upset if you tell the truth about certain things
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>>734405834
Nice path man.
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>>734406213
For real though. Funny stuff. Niggas and abos are literally different species to whites
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>>734406214
Do you think that not hitting a wasp nest makes you a beta? I'm saying don't start shit when you don't need to
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>>734406329
>Nice path man
Thanks.. 11 km of it leading up to my little cottage..
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>>734406194
It was and it wasn't. It was way, way, way too overwhelming.

Tied up, some weird milking machine that's super effective, first time shaven, first time in girls clothing, first time prostate stimulation.

The guilt is unreal
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>>734406382
Someone starts shit going one way, I see it as fine to start it going the other. Gets a lot of backlash in today's society, but to give in to the bullshit is far worse than arguing against it
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>>734405785
Yea after like a semester for me I decided just go to go full pol in class and decide to not give any fucks about it. When my prof said Africa is in a terrible situation I said it's quite obvious Africa was better off when whites ruled it partly because it was true and the other part just too hear leftist screech about it also how my prof said the winners write the history books and say what about the holocaust and the denial laws that come with it literally the whole classroom was quiet when I said that. Then I went on to say how gays aren't normal and how Nelson Mandela was a terrorist and you wanna know what my retarded prof reaction to that? "DA PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM". Like it was some sort of argument that a race of people who don't even discover the wheel who have an IQ below 85 and have a huge crime rate should any oppertunity to have political power in a country like South Africa. Later on for my report for my geography class I decided for my country on Syria and used sources from Wikileaks and alt media stuff showing Western and Israeli support of the jihadist and also how Syria is literally the only good Arab country left in the Middle East before the civil war. There's almost no point in arguing with these idiots because they lock hem selves out from reality in their ivory towers and pretend they're better than everybody whilst they get their info from msm and Hollywood and claim how they're revolutionary is such a joke.
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>>734406442
When will you tell her you're a faggot?
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>>734395046
I nearly got married to a woman I dont love too. Its preety easy to fall into the trap and get stuck with a dumb minipulative basic bitch due to peer preasure and fear of old age.
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>>734396943
Tell her.
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>>734406511
I think I'd have an easier time dealing with it if I was a faggot.
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I killed a bunch of brown people in afghanistan
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>>734406594
Actions speak louder than words.

>came buckets.

What's she like? Honestly you need to or it sounds like you'll have some issues with the guilt
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I love Elizabeth Olsen so god damn much and I both hate it and feel pathetic because I'll never get with her in the first place
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>>734406415
As long as you're living the life you want, fuck it. Sounds kinda peaceful.
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>>734406571
Guessing you're responding to the dude who said she loved his cousin
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>>734406638
It's ok, they weren't white.
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>>734406660
Not sure if you've ever been in a milking machine with prostate stimulation but you have literally 0 choice about cumming. It's just a matter of time.

The guilt was in full force after I came the first time and wanted out.

I don't think this is something I'll ever tell anyone I know
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>>734406638
How many?
How did you killed them?
Can you describe you're reaction when you first took a life?
How was your xp with locals I here afghanis are huge fags and boy lovers?
What was the craziest shit you ever saw there?
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>>734406797
You're obviously in denial about this..

You came buckets for a guy, while you were experimenting with gender roles.

You willingly called him up of cl, you had initial hesitations but said fuck it. I'm gay enough to be milked. Milk me faggot.

Then were subsequently milked.

How is that straight?
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>>734405376
Brake her heart.
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>>734405376
>have ten year old gf?

Strange way to segue to that point, kiddie rapist
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>>734406972
A penis is a penis. Women orgasm when raped, it can be involuntary.
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I'm really methed up and just tried dmt for the first time a few hours ago
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>>734407308
No penis was involved,
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>>734407308
Grats on you for I guess trying something to see if you were comfortable with it? But jesus, do not do things with people out of your age range that are looking for young people. That's just asking to get hurt.
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>>734407458
>came buckets
>no penis was involved
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>>734407488
This anon >>734407308 here, I'm not >>734406797
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>>734407458
Why are you trying to justify this? Sorry bro. I'm not judging. But the crux here is you don't want to tell her for fear of her thoughts and reaction.

Cept
Your
Penis

For the old
Man
Milking
Your
Prostate

Are you saying you're worried she'll leave you for cheating? Or worried you won't convince her you're not actually a faggot in denial like now?
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>>734406807
Not enough
With a rifle
Indifferent, they fired the first shots
Alot of them are fags and love their chai boys
Our base paid a couple locals to clear brush out of a wadi (dried up stream) and they set off an ied that blew the three of them up
Also watched a group of kids 11-15 cut off a puppy dogs tail and fuck it in the ass
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Molested both of my sister's, my brother, 4 of my cousins and have killed 3 cats 1 dog abused several more and it all weighs down on me do fucking much but im not the person I used to be. Im trying so hard to look to the future not the past and to be a good person but my head is so fucked, I think I may go to a confession or tell my therapist.
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I'm cutting myself over an ex, lol.
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>>734407488
It was a very dark time in my life, doing heaps better now and realize how stupid it was.

>>734407856
Man I was curious at the time I won't deny it, but now that I've tried it I realize it's not for me. The combination of stimulation literally forced me to orgasm even though I actually didn't want to.

I didn't cheat because we weren't together then. It's just not something you tell someone offhandedly. It's just way too far out there and I don't want it to get out.
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>>734407857
Imagine the balls on that kid

>see soldiers
>find and catch dog
>rebelliously remove tail in sight of soldiers
>fuck it's asshole as a sign of universal malcontent for your occupation, providing a literal visual metaphor of what you represent.
>transcend language itself with this symbolic gesture
>scar faggot soldiers


Sorry to hear about the wadi bros and dog fuckers

What were some good things you saw? If any
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>>734405834
Nice aproach to this shitty planet
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>>734407988
>I didn't cheat because we weren't together then
>>734406073
>Cheated on by girlfriend of 8 years
I'm confused
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>>734408181
I got cheated on, we broke up, I went travelling.
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>>734408001
Lol
The kids knew we couldn't shoot em unless they did something. We'd get into rock fights with them all the time tho.

There were some cool locals tho. They didn't all hate us. We had a 'meet and greet' on our base with Taliban leaders, i.e. their minions, and we had to guard them on base along with the Afghan soldiers. We had them in a little pen with chicken wire and one of the Afghan soldiers next to me taps me on the shoulder, points at the Taliban with their goodie bags they were given for attending, and goes "range".
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>>734408181
My point right?

This faggot just wants us to justify it for him and provide a place to vent.

Far as I'm concerned anon falls somewhere between traps and shotas
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>>734408256
That's my point about the kids. Being just straight up cheeky. If soldiers had boots on the ground in my country I wouldn't even be near them lol.

For sure man it's good to hear some positives for you too.

I'm sorry I don't understand the context of "range"?


Thanks for doing a good job /bro
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>>734408257
How did he prove your point at all?

I'm not trying to justify anything, I don't even have anything against gays but I tried it because I was curious then but not anymore.
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>>734407988
>doing heaps better now and realize how stupid it was.
Well, I guess that's good at least.
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>>734407921

That's healthy and you should feel healthy
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>>734395220
No ban?
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>>734408218
I will admit I'm tired and misread it. Somehow got cheated on my girlfriend of 8 years. My bad
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>>734408497
That's what I figured. Cheers, man.
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>>734395563
It's because in her mind there is no option but to keep the place clean. And how can you argue against having a clean place? The only arguments are lazy excuses. She is complaining you don't contribute to the betterment of your fucking home. Get off your lazy ass and help her. At the very least do everything you can to avoid making a mess in the first place.
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>>734408413
Because you keep dodging the point to feel like you've achieved a safe spot in the conversation.

Pick a story and stick to it.

Did you willingly have sexual relations with a biological male?

If I stimulate your prostate am I gay?

I'm not having a go at you friend. I'm trying to find the main reason you can't come clean to her. Maybe try and convince you it'll be ok to tell her
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>>734408560
No worries dude.
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>>734393528
I killed a friend.
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>>734408596
Yes I did, but he didn't even take off his clothes. He used a toy on me.

The guilt comes mainly from after I orgasmed the first time every desire left my body and suddenly I was sober, tied up, in woman clothing, with a milking machine on me and I was forced to cum twice more against my will.

Not a great feeling
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>>734408594
Depends, I agree. To a point. Some people are quite pedantic to the point of being neurotic.

I understand when my partner asks me so sit and stop cleaning. It's nice when they offer to help. But i didn't realise til I was told I don't stop cleaning. I didn't realise other people feel a little uncomfortable with it all the time
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>>734393528
I've consistently cheated on my gf, yet I love her.
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Im tired of my room mates dogs fucking infront of me anytime i invite girls over to my house. ruins dinner. ruins sex. ruins any chance I have not being a fucking alone up stairs at this shit hole old house.

i drove out to the country with them in my truck and dropped them off. 80 miles out. i dont know what happened to your dogs. fuck you scott. try training your fucking pits dumb ass
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>>734408740
>consistently
>I love her
You should stop them dude
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>>734408694
See that was good until you tried to play the victim.


Try again faggot that's what you signed up for. You knew there was a turning back point.

You passed it.

But for real, bondage and no safeguards?
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I like lesbian porn stars but don't like most lesbian porn
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>>734408787
Nice bait.

Few points real quick.

Fake
He'd get a new dog
You just abandoned dogs in the middle of nowhere to die or become strays
Go you
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>>734408795
I regret each and every time, but 3 or 4 months later, I always do it again. I enjoy the hunt, there simply is no more challenge with the gf.
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>>734408640
You should probably report yourself to the police then
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>>734408871

his army brother gave him those dogs. he never really wanted them.
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>>734408892
I get that.

Be a better man for her.
She's worth it.

You're worth it.

But stop before it ruins what you've got
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>>734408920
Now justify how you let him start fucking a new dog?

Well done
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>>734408954
This
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when i play tabs i learned from the internet my friends ask me what song that was and i just pretend i made it up
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>>734408899
I doubt there's anything enforceable. What I did was morally terrible, but probably not illegal.
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>>734408892
You need to resist dude. Don't give into the urge
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i work at a mexicano resturant and its no secret we sweat. its pretty oily. most hand made food by mexicans have some of that in their food. go outdoor market for cleanest
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>>734408694
>Not a great feeling
I can imagine
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>>734409057
Wow, learns guitar.

Doesn't even learn guitar

Learns songs

Doesn't even learn songs


Tabs bro, srsly?
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earlier tonight i showered with 2 nieces (7 &10yo), have done it lots of times before also. there's no molestering or anything "bad." i think it is a good bonding time. still, it's not something i go around telling people about
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>>734408892
how do solve this problem?
Same..
Feel horrible but dead inside and don't want to hurt the other people on strings
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>>734408985

Problems out of my life. they are just dogs, faggot. I am not saying no more. it's been better here. in my life and the pussy department
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>>734409150

powertabs
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I like little girls, but I don't REALLY like them. Kys
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>>734409150
to make up for my sins i started reading books on music theory but i might be too autistic to actually understand it, i prolly need a teacher.
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>>734409060

How u do dat
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>>734409297

just rap. its better than guitar anyways. you'll get it quick.
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>>734409187
Self control.

Make your background wallpapers pictures of the two of you.

Wear a piece of Jewlery from her.
Fake wedding bands

Generally try to deter sluts from seeing you as available and to remind you of her when you try to be a faggot.

Stop being a faggot.

You know how, it's easy. You're just subconsciously pushing your luck til it breaks just to find the point.

You will break it, and not be able to fix it. Remember that, maybe it will help.

Ask yourself, worst case, is the slut worth my gf leaving me over? Whenever you go to cheat.


Any help?
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>>734409210
Because you started fucking dogs too right?

Or you're now fucking your roommates boipussy?
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>>734409249
Even better than transcribing notation.
You got me faggot.

Wow.
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>>734409375
its not really my thing, i like gay ass emo bands and pop punk shit but mostly just anything 2002 to 2006 alternative
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>>734409444

dream on. put down the glue stick and re read the post .. here i'll help alittle
HIS DOGS FUCKED EACH OTHET INFRONT OF ME. EACH OTHER. DOGGY TO DOGGY. ROOM MATE WOULDNT STOP IT. DOGS NOW IN WILDERNESS
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>>734393528
When I was about 15, I had plans to shoot up my school. Was going to tell certain people who'd shown kindness to me to stay home that day. Lie basically to save them. I never planned on leaving alive though. And if I had been captured, I'd have done everything I could to be put in to solitary confinement. I wanted people to see that I was capable of being a monster. Plus, I guess the thought of killing those kids was my 'happy place'? If those kinds of things exist? To this day, I acknowledge that the thoughts and rationalities I had were 'wrong'. Yet, I still wonder what it would have felt like to slide my fingers in their open wounds and paint my face in their blood while screaming like a psychopath up and down the hallways.

This is a good place to unwind, guys.
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>>734409397
Sometimes the possibilities of a new life encapsulate all I can think about. The older I get the worse my anxiety about drifting from childhood gets, and the fact that I've been in a serious relationship for 5 or 6 years being basically a quarter of my life doesn't help. I love her, but I can't help but feel like I'm missing out on opportunities for a life where I could be equally happy. I don't go after sluts, I have childhood friends that moved away and aren't aware of my relationship (I keep no social media) and have known all my life.

It does help a bit though. Thank you for being straightforward.
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>>734395046
Same happened to me. Luckily my wife is pretty rich her friends are millionaires.
Main problem tho my son is being raised like a bitch and I'm 33 and live with my wife's family
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>>734408990
She knows, found out a couple times. I get that though, its just.... I really really like trying different women.

Before I met her, I was horribly Beta and sucked at getting any kind of attention from girls. After I met her, its as if I have an amazing amount of nectar that women want. The thing is I realize she was the one that helped me get this way, its just I've enjoyed basking in the glory. I realize its selfish and outright mean, but getting attention from that girl you want to bang right then and there.... its addictive.
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>>734409618

you would have pussed out before you got the chance to paint your face in their blood. lets be honest faggot!!
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>>734409297
Ok few random tips

Power chords are 5ths and work in maj and min

Major scales are literally what everything is based of. Relative minors are identical to majors

Minors are based off major.
Chords formulas are based off major

Major chords 1 3 5
Eg. Cmaj, ceg
Major scale c(1),d,e(3),f,g(5),a,b,c

Grats

Now go practice sight reading and become a real musician
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>>734393528
I want to move out from my very abusive family but I they paid for my college for 2 and a half more years.
Every day is pain, torture, abuse.
I want to leave and transition...
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>>734409745

thanks, Lil Wayne!
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>>734409537
So skrillex?
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Im not attracted to my wife
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>>734409634
Can't help you if you're just going to be a bitch son.
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>>734409774

You can't find buttsex at college?
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>>734409872
I don't like sex, not my thing, I'm more into stable relationships.
Why do you ask ?
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>>734407090
Its bound to happen eventually. Poor girl. She's so nice.
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>>734409842
That's fair.
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>>734409774
Sucks man
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>>734409736
I don't know, man. There's still this part of me that wants to eat people and beat women until they're literally fucking brain damaged when they try to start up that pseudo feminist bullshit. It might be an improvement!

You never know.
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>>734409353
He and I had worked together for years in a dangerous job where we had to trust each other with our lives. We were good friends, although we had our differences. I was supposed to move into a room in his house, but shortly before I was supposed to move, some friends convinced me it was a bad idea. He and I both experience bouts of bad depression and they said we'd bring out the worst in each other. When I told him I had changed my mind and why, he told me I had stabbed him in the back, that I was a bad friend, and I was a terrible person. I hung up on him several times and he kept calling back to yell at me, so I told him not to contact me again until his head was screwed on properly, then unplugged the phone.

About a year and a half later I got an email from him saying that his wife had left him and taken the kids, that he was homeless and living out of his car, and that he wanted to drive down and see me and maybe crash with me for a while. I was dealing with my own issues at the time and didn't want to deal with his too, so I ignored his email. He sent me two more emails, which I deleted unread.

Then he killed himself.

In his darkest hour he reached out to me for help, and I turned my back on him. I can't fix it. I can never make it better. I might as well have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Only a few times in your life do you face an existential choice like this which demonstrates what kind of person you are. I failed the test and I have to live with the knowledge that I am shitty human being.
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>>734409784
You're welcome.

Figured I take a break from my next chart breaking musical composition to enlighten my fellow anons on some of the fundamental rudiments of music.

Warmest Regards
Lil' "Bruce" Wayne.

PS my word is entirely major, well observed anon, top marks.
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>>734409943

This is OP. thats why its good you're a pussy faggot

keeps us all safe.
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>>734410133
Dubs of truth.
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>>734409995

Well now I have to send an expensive Father's day card
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>>734404386
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! V.I.C.E. (VIRTUAL IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT) WILL BE LOGGING THE IP OF ALL ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRANTS AND SEEKIMG EXTRADITION WARRANTS FOR ANY SUBHUMAN NON-AMERICAN DEGENERATE FILTH THAT POLLUTES OUR CYBERSPACE! ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION HAS BEEN BANNED BY TRUMP'S EXECUTIVE DECISION! SO FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
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>>734410318
Tl dr

Faggot
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>>734410133

Dubs if True
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>>734410133
Lmfao. I'm not a pussy faggot because I suddenly had a change of moral consciousness and decided that sparing them was a much crueler fate than allowing them an early death. Imagine knowing that you allowed someone to live with their putrid existence(s) so that they went on to be complete and utter failures and nobodies in life.

It had nothing to do with 'keeping you safe' either. Now I just occasionally get flashes of red and want to pick up a rock while bashing in the skull of the nearest person and devouring their flesh. So, there's THAT to deal with, I guess.

Call it whatever you want, to justify that...Whatever the hell that comment was. But, you're wrong. So...
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>>734410394
Awh boo hoo.
Fuck up you pussy faggot.

If you weren't a pussy, you'd pick up that rock and murder suicide the nearest toddler. But you're a pussy, so you haven't. You'll always be a pussy. So you won't.

You couldn't even make the local news.
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>>734410394

Pussy= physically weak. feeble
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>>734410394

I know how it is to not feel strong enough to act. I grew up puny too in hischool
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>>734410519
I disagree.

I think pussy is to relate to femininity and anons lack of masculine tendancys like aggression or testosterone.

I will agree pussies are always skinny though. Just discussing the cause I guess
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>>734410508
Compared to being a NEET piece of shit like yourself that tries to goad random anons on /b in to fits of rage in some kind of fucked dick contest?

I just have this thing called 'timing' and 'restraint'. Something you should look in to, bud.
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I bought crack a few times with my child support money from my ex husband
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>>734410368
Number one do NOT reply to me directly. I did not give you permission to address me. Know your place and respect an American as the superior being. Secondly, why are you still here? I told you to get the fuck off my board. Leave now and we will forget this cyber-felony you committed. You keep pushing though and I will be forced to take steps. Steps you really do not want me to take. Let's leave it at that, shall we? Now that the watchdog is here you had best fuck off as told. No more warnings, you subhuman degenerate scum. Leave now or suffer dearly. Also, enjoy your shitholes while you can. Eventually Trump will me terminating all of you with nuclear fire.
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>>734410519
I was 6'0" at 15. And just didn't enjoy violence. I'm unable to stop when I'm pushed too far. It's like I have this completely separate half that would enjoy killing my enemies if it was allowed to be free.

Wasn't weak. Just didn't honestly care to be seen as a monster for a majority of my high school time. So, I suppressed the rage. Trust me. You don't want the other guy running around.
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>>734410690

will me or will be?
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>>734410629
Kek

Yeah you're really under control there pal.

Your timing and restraint is called being a fucking pussy. Because you keep pussying out.

You'll always pussy out.

Also, your grudge against then Lenora just seems like you projecting your own first reaction fears.

You will die, having acomplished nothing, not even this cheap and easy fantasy. No one will care.
It will be a long and poor life turgid and boring.


Pussy.
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>>734410690
Kek

Faggot.
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>>734410621
Nothing to do with a lack of masculinity or aggression. Plenty of that. I just repressed the rage to save people's lives. Like I said:

YOU DON'T. WANT. THAT GUY. RUNNING. AROUND.
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>>734410751
Lol.
Nope.

You were skinny and small. Hence the complex.

Pussy
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>>734410751

6'0 and hid like a bitch? Is that wat ur telling /b?
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>>734410843
>pussied out.

Fucking coward scum. Not even honest enough with yourself admit your a massive cat
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>>734410843

The one guy you take out on yourself? You scare yourself.

hahahahaha

That guy seriously aint scary to the rest of us, faggot.
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>>734410784
Assumptions make an ass out of you and me, pal. Keep pretending you have the faintest clue of my life. If I suppress my rage, it's because once I start? I physically have to be FORCED to stop.

You think I wouldn't have loved to carve them open like Christmas turkeys and display their insides to their grieving parents like something of pride? You bet your god damn ass I would have.

I'd have jerked off in Hell for aeons to come to what I'd done. Fucking sitting there talking to me like I'm some putrid fucking Jew Lord or lower subspecies. Fuck off, Nigger Lover. You don't know a god damn thing about me.

Maybe you were right to say that I was 'saving' you all from my wrath. Because I'd have eventually met the likes of you, and yeah. I'd have most like worn your skin home to your family and fucked all the women first. Then the men. Then I'd have made them kill each other.
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>>734410843
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>>734411080
Boring didn't read it faggot.

Blah blah. You're nothing but words you pussy.

Do something. Or stay a pussy
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>>734410856
Sure thing. You know everything about me apparently.

No, I'm fairly certain I just told you my height. And why I didn't act out on my rage. But, please. Continue to wave your dick around and show everyone that you're thinking with your dick like usual.
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>>734411080

what did you say to me little. i'll have you know somethimg something marine
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>>734395613
there's a british correspondent named malcolm brabant who had psychotic episodes due to medication
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>>734410895
Ah. I forgot that it's a bunch of anti-social autists on here that use base urges and say things like 'pussy' and 'faggot' when they can't use their big kid words like responsible human beings when confronted with confessions that make them have to do this thing called 'thinking'.
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>>734410901
I was honest. You just chose to believe in your delusions and think it was something else when I told you what it was. But, again. I'm dealing with autists, I guess.
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>>734411080
Your mom was telling me all about that last night when your cuck dad was slurping my jizz out of her snatch
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>>734397838
Chill out, Child Lord of the Edgefags.
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>>734411080
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>>734411133
Of course not. You're clearly incapable of doing so. Go back to COD, you fucking cuck. Should I put up a picture of titties to get your attention, Monkey? Monkey want a banana?
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>>734411215
Oh good. The over used copy/paste nightmare about some god awful supposed marine has arrived. How original and fresh of you!
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>>734411223
It's possible. Wrong dosage of a certain type of med can make someone go cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
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>>734411336
Good luck. She's not in to niggers. That's how I know you're lying, bud.
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>>734411426
Post manboobs
Check these dubs snowflake
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>>734411408
As far away from accurate as possible. But, you know, nice try.
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>>734411476
You mean to tell me you've actually type your responses? Wow how desperate for communication and attention are you? Desperate starved newfag
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>>734411596
Quick! Someone post their titties to keep this reject amused. We're losing him to generic insults! Leave it to /b to bring out the best of the worst!
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>>734411600
This more in the ballpark?
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>>734411476

Anon was mocking you proving yourself on the internet about how you CERTAINLY NOT a helpless weakingly with all these wild thoughts about what you coulda woulda done. anymore tough guy thoughts?
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>>734411426
You're raving.

They used to say its mania. Then psychosis. Then schizophernia. Now we call them anon.

Good job anon
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>>734411476
yours was from the heart huh, faggot?
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>>734411566
Like that little fuckpig could tell who was what color with that blindfold on.
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>>734406318
Are you fucking kidding? this site is proof today that people don't want to hear truth, they want to hear you agree with their bullshit, whatever and however fucking ridiculous it may be.
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>>734406509

Never go full /pol/
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>>734411658
See, you think you're saying people words to me. But, that'd mean you'd actually have to be legally classed as such before you knew what they meant.

All anyone is hearing is a lot of grunting. Maybe some misspelled undulations. And you're literally in the proverbial 'corner' spilling your seed in these digital walls like a degenerate in a mental ward who thinks he's 'God'.

In layman's terms? You're just rehashing the same unoriginal based generic off brand shit that people love to hate.
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>>734411691
Wow get a load of this pseudo-intellectual toad.
I'm sure you think you sound like you speak with esteem, the rest of us here think you're fucking dreaming.

You won't convince me faggot, you never had it.

Youre a pussy til you die, but never will you grab it.
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>>734411849
>layman
Layman as opposed to what? Professional autist?
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>>734406442
Just admit you liked it and that's ok, and move on. Stop torturing yourself for nothing.
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>>734393528
Even though we broke up 3 years ago, I still am tempted to walk into my roommates bedroom and fuck her while she sleeps like I did when we were together. Haven't yet, but the urge is there.
>>
I fucked Gene Simmons' mistress.
She was pretty hot.

I had a long fuck-buddy affair with the mother of a US Astronaut. I saw her all the way up until she was 69. She used to like to call me son & she liked me calling her mom. I've fucked over 200 women & by far-hands down she had the best pussy I've ever fucked.
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>>734393528
I'm completely in love with my coworker. I'm pretty sure she and the other girls I work with know. They're always making comments about how sweet I am and how I always look out for my coworker. Meh.
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>>734411750
Lmfao. I'm sorry. I was under the impression that I could post a confession on this thread without it being pseudo analyzed by basement dwellers and neets a plenty. You know, like real people do.

I guess that posting a confession somehow equals something false and justifies roasting someone for giggles? I didn't realized that they'd changed reality?
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>>734411849
Fuck up heminway. I still straight up think you're gay.

You're pontifications are but lost on on me at best.
For true I think you're a massive faggot, for this truth, my life I would attest
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>>734393528
Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.
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>>734411704
Keep trying. Maybe I'll give you a gold star if you get it.
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>>734411954
Post those fucking manboobs already you fat virgin.
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>>734411972
You're*

Turns out I am a faggot. Kek
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>>734411757
Nope. Wrong. Try again.
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>>734411795
Took some tips from your mother actually. Bitch makes a mean sandwich.
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I left my girlfriend (A) for another girl (B) and fucked B. I was a virgin before fucking B.

A was a long distance relationship so we didn't get to fuck.

Got back together with A after 5-6 months because B was a crazy bitch. I never told A anything, and A thinks my first time was with her (I visited her).

Been with A happily for the past 9 months. I love her to bits and the regret of hurting her haunts me every day.
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>>734412019
This is getting boring. Get that slut mom of yours on the line, I know she's in the next room. It's okay we all know her.
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>>734411797
'Fuckpig'? Are you even trying, man?
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>>734412100
God your sexlife is depressing.
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>>734412000
Tripple Chin too, faggot
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>>734411888
Wrong.
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>>734411892
Good one.
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>>734412170

888 now take your L
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>>734411972
Speak English. Use your words, Nigger. Talk like people.
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>>734412196
You're not answering the question.
What are you to a layman? Like what expertise do you have?

You're going to mention folded steel katanas aren't you?
>>
>>734412074
Desperate for a reach insult? Good luck. Now try again. I know that you can dish it out better than that.
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>>734412263
Bitch I could make your mom blow me in front of you and then spit my ejac into your sissy face.
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>>734412138
Literally has nothing to do with this at all. But, sure.
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>>734411973
You Monster
>>
I like to stroke it
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>>734412345
IT'S LIKE THIS MONKEY IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE. MAYBE IT'LL UNDERSTAND A SERIES OF CLICKS AND WHISTLES? CLICK CLICK GRAPE DRANK CLICK CLICK KFC?
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>>734412427
I literally just got back.

I am anon monkey-chan.

You're rambling now at someone else.

As I said schizophrenic
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>>734412382
Whore.
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>>734412427
Bitch I'm an aryan German, and I can tell you now we would've gassed you along with all the other tards.
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>>734412324

now we know why you pussed out. get the rage out online therapy?

seriously a pussy. 6'0 at 15 one to boot.
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>>734412500
Checked them nazi dubs
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>>734412473
>Confessions
>More like speak your mind and have a nigger fucking run his big lipped mouth at you for like 30 minutes about how he's 'finna to beat yo ass'.
>Stare at screen
>Wonder why we ever freed the slaves
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>>734412564

come on lets go back to trap wwyd threads where we belong, timmy
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>>734412564
Be honest with me. How many food wrappers are lying around you right now?
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>>734412564
I'm with you bro, makes me ashamed to be white to even have niggers breeding today.

I thought freeing the slaves was like when they said grandma was free now.

Fucking ripoff
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>>734412510
>Now we know why you pussed out
Weak. Needs work.
>Seriously a pussy
Boring. We've been through this. Something new please.
>6'0" at 15
Accurate.

Keep trying, I guess?
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>>734412622
>>734412633
I don't agree.

I respect the dubs however.
>>
I lied about watching handmaid's tale just to bust a nut
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>>734412648
>Fucking rip-off
Exactly.
>Grandma was free
Rest in spaghetti. Never forgetti.
>Freeing the slaves
No thanks.
>Niggers breeding
Oh, you mean single white mothers?
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>>734412656
Pussy

You've never confronted a fucking thing in your life and you think somehow you'll redeem this shitshow of a life.

You won't

Because you're a
Wait for it
Fucking faggot
Seriously Though
A fucking faggot
For real this time
A pussy
Faggot.
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>>734412724
Was it any good? Would you recommend it to the thread?
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im going to tell her i love her just so she will let me try to anal fuck her
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>>734412815

Lying to get laid? Yeah I would say it works so try it if it morally agrees with you
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>>734412791
>Just basically spent 30 minutes repeating the same thing over and over like he was somehow making an obvious point or something.

So, would you say that you're completely full of shit? Or...Just a good 98%?
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>>734412771
>white single nigger makers
>freedom isn't free, reee
>free fucking niggers you mean? I'll take a few for free, I need more shit broken round here.
>still a fucking ripoff

What did we even get in return for free these fucking nigger chimps anyways?
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>>734412648
Stop pretending you decided to free them from the kindness of your heart, Jethro. You kept the human trafficking up until the north routed you back into your outhouses and interrupted your slave ring. How's it anybody else' fault that even though you spent half of your history with anything from child sex slaves to forced laborers, after 400 years you're still so shit it makes Nigeria look like a boomtown?

Should you really be blaming literally everybody but yourself for failing so hard that even though you're in the wealthiest nation, the only thing you ever figured out was how to cook meth and how to hold up your hand for welfare?
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>>734412791

YOU DON'T WANT THAT OTHER GUY TO GET OUT TRUST ME!
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>>734412843

Is it her tits
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>>734412843
That's not how reality works though.
>>
Hooked-up with my Ex-wife twenty years after the divorce. We fucked like rabbits, like we always used to do. I started ducking het ass regularly. One time while giving me a blowjob, she starts fingering me. It felt good. She added two, three & four fingers. I said it still felt good. She grabs the lube & rubs it all over her have & goes back in. Next thing you know her arm is up my ass elbow deep & I pumped her mouth full of cum. Fast fwd two months we both realized it would not work out & we separated. A month later she calls me asking to bored money. We never spoke again.
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>>734412888
Nice trips.


However sir.

I believe repition is the key to cognitive therapy and kinaesthetic learning.

If I positively and repetitively reinforce the message hopefully it'll be absorbed.

It's education in case you've never had any. :)
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>>734412902
Just a massive influx of crime, unwed mothers, black supremacists and possibly gas from their chitlins?
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>>734412957

Explains why you couldnt shoot up your skool pussy fag boi
>>
>>734412922
Meg? Who let you back in the house?
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>>734412926
You don't.
>He likes to take his time with slow cuts. Make the victims grasp how they're never getting out alive.
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>>734412922
These be true dubs.

It wasn't my desicion sadly, I'd've kept em for shits and giggles.

For real though how's haiti? Or Liberia?

Fuck you, we build rad tanks too. No hanks to a lack of nigger slaves.

You ungrateful fuck, give back the welfare you've stolen you're entire life now you're thirty and haven't moved out.

Fucking noggers man.
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>>734412940

nah she would. its how i practically got her start shaving cunt and letting me taie pics of it. she thinks im her future husband already


ima get that teen anal cherry
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>>734413184
Please you couldn't keep a german shepherd.

>now you're thirty and haven't moved out.
I'm sure you're not projecting
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>>734412993
But, there is no real message. You're just basically going out of your way to lie to someone and tell them that they were somehow wrong for not killing their peers while in school. I understand how 4Chan hates being reminded that they're just as human as the rest of the world, but you know, dial it back a notch.

You spent 45 minutes to an hour trying to speak to me like you had my life somehow figured out with your psycho analysis bullshit. When you really don't. I genuinely had no desire to fight in school. Between shit at school and shit at home? I just had no desire to live. I was just so ready to die and take as many people with me as possible. Then I moved away and moved on with my life.

I get it. You can't just confess something on 4Chan without it having some deeper profound meaning of some kind. But, believe me when I tell you that I'm not what you think I am.
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>>734413372
>believe me when I tell you that I'm not what you think I am.
Let me guess, you're not lazy, you're just too obese to move.
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>>734413361
Kekek nice try nigger.
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>>734413191
What a prize. You'll make father of the year for sure, my fine negro gentleman.
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