I have a big problem with trespassing niggers who keep jumping

>>734389898
Remember that the blood left behind probably contains HIV.

>>734390607
gross

Shit, I have no idea where to get ideas! But I know I want to rub something on that fucking fence. Like poison Ivy. But something WAY worse!

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>>734389898

Where i live you can rent bear traps. Stick a coulpe of those in your back yard. Would be hilarious if a nigger stepped in one. Dont know what would happen though, depending in laws where you live there is a chance you could get into trouble for that. Personally i would spike the top of the fence so they couldnt grab it to jump over.

There's this fucked up plant around here, with leaves that have sort of zig zag patterns, it grows like a weed. Anyways, if you barely touch it, it burns the shit out of you, like you want nothing to do with it. I'll try to look up the name...

>>734389898
Build a 6ft fence with razor wire at the top. Buy a mean ass dog, put up some beware of dog signs. Problem solved.

>>734393533
Got a GSD, signs are up, it is 6ft 9 gauge fence, and will soon have barbed wire on top.

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>>734389898
Read this book, should you some insights.

>>734389898

Plant poison oak on the outside of your fence line.

>>734389898
Slip razors in a bucket of chicken

Don't do bear traps, they will steal them and pawn for newports. You need to put in some Punji sticks and a few small Punji pits. Then cover them with excrements. Google ez how to. You will then Profit?!

>>734389898
Super glue broken glass?

>>734392541
This, but do it 'nam style. Sharpen some sticks and stand them up under it. That way you don't have to buy anything.

Stinging Nettles

>>734394145
I didn't know that had a name.

>>734389898
If it's metal, you could probably hook up jumper cables from a car battery to opposite ends to electrify it.

electrify the fence ...the smell will serve as a warning to others

>>734393361
Stinging nettles we have them around here too

>>734394369
12V is not enough to overcome resistance in the body.

What about defensive bushes? Like, fucking spiny-ass motherfuckers! But it needs to be able to live in dense wood with no direct sunlight. Something invasive

>>734394417
Yeah, those things will fuck you up.

I'd be careful with the legality of setting booby traps, pretty sure that's not legal- say if a fireman had to gain access to that area.

Oil on top of the fence and broken glass/wood and nails at the bottom

>>734395358
that's pretty sexy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ygFeywrvjc

you are knowledgeable enough to know the products you need. this bait is too fishy. good nigger bait though, any one

>>734395927
What I need are ideas. And yeah, I am getting some things together in my head, spiked boards to deter those who walk through the wooded part, and putting the barbed wired up (fence is up with the barbed wire arms, just haven't wired it yet!)

It's worth noting that I can do barbed wire, not restricted by zoning since it is zoned light industrial!

>>734396282
Make sure the nails are spread out. If they're too close then they can't go through shoes

>>734396282
Have you thought about getting a dog? Niggers are terrified of dogs, and dogs love to fuck with niggers- at least mine does.

Do you have pics of the area? Might help with ideas.

>>734389898
I got you OP

On the fence, put dry caustic soda on all the chainlinks below the top one. On the top set of chainlinks, put chilipowder or cheyanne or something similar. When they're climbing up the fence, the irritant falls on their face and the soda accumulates on their hands. After they jump the fence, first thing they're gonna do is rub their eyes. Awful feeling, probably temporary blindness, they can't get back over. Rinse the stuff off with water.

It'll fuck your fence after a while, sorry.

>>734395358
>Op

Out nigger the nigger and tape 4 nails together into caltrops and throw them around the fence he hops it lands and nail threw the foot

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>>734389898
>>734397075

Oh shit op that is a good idea, but I got one better, just do multiple rows and position them about where a fit nigger would land jumping over the fence, Make a long 2X4 strip too to cover length of jumping area, it should only cost $5 dollars tops. Nail the nails through the board. Of course cover it with leaves and shit. Cops say something say it is for wild animals, kek

>>734396757
op has a gun and you are born pussy

great trade off I would say

>>734389898
Add spikes to the top of the fence and spray it with aids.
Just be sure they can't identify you or they will most likely cook up some revenge of their own

>>734397521
That's actually a good idea kek

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>>734397521
>>734397640

Something like this but obviously small sharper thinner nails not screws for max penetration. That's what she said.

And you welcome for the idea no worries, I am black but one thing I hate more than niggers, are trespassers.

Flat boards with nails through them, put leaves lightly over them

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>>734397596
>theydonthaveaidsalready

>>734397572

I have 7 guns! I usually take a 45 and an ar15 to meet up with intruders. But I rarely catch them as they come through

>>734397857
They are white anyways. Redneck fucks. White niggers. Did I not mention that? my bad

>>734389898
just make your yard really muddy, they wont want to get their Jordan's or Nike's or whatever the fuck they have on their feet dirty

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>>734397640
OP, forgot to say, you might want to spray paint the final product brown or something dark blending, I bet this is at night and they have a light too, but the nails might be shiny so you don't want to give it away.

>>734398046
Niggers come in all colors so you are still correct.

>>734398185
You could also smear dog shit on it so it'll get infected

>>734398185
it's lowcut grass on the section of fence. Thats why I wanted to put chemicals on the fence. But of course just about all the effective shit will eat the galvanization off and allow the fence to rust.

I really wanted to build a palisade to get block all who travel. Be done with it. But where to get some logs?

>>734398248
Then the law and judge would not let you go so easily. It is suppose to be a deterrent, why would you want to get a wild animal infected.

Why boy howdy is that there a negro! Gotta send him off to page 11.

>>734398415
My dog just happened to shit on every nail bed

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>>734398307
I get your idea though, no one wants to clime a jagedy rusty fence. get an axe and chip some sharp dings in it to to make it extra jagedy and sharp, it might event speed up the rust process. But if you do 2x4 plank nail strip make it blend it, and if it is grass no leaves, fuck it spray pain the final product green lol

>>734398505
haha tell the judge your dog has mental issues with that area

>>734398702
make it blend in*

>>734398046
Op be sure to use rusty nails for any traps you make. Shit can be added for more effect.

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>>734398872
damn forgot about that one speaking about all this rust

op most likely has old nails laying around instead of buying new shiny nails

>>734394253
Their called pungi sticks

>>734394394
Kek

I dont have the picture for it but you could go the /k/omando way he was getting fucked up by a bear and wraped his bee hive with coper wire and stuck the other end into an outlet

death traps are illegal, watch out. if something happens you dont want it to be too lethal.

>>734396595
This

>>734399192
lol wut?

>>734398872
I will get some 3/8" board, and a sheet of it at that. Spike in the middle to make it stay in the ground, and thin-ish nails spread out a bit so that they go through shoes. That will be for the woods. I will make rectangles, not just strips! The thinner wood will make it easier to blend it with so small brush covering it (leaves are not abundant at this time of the year, Indiana) I will take each nail to the wire-wheel to take off galvanized coating to allow rust to form. Makes it better for infections, but more importantly, better for blending.

For the fence, I am not sure yet, but I have a feeling that barbed wire is not going to help much. They will just cut it.

>>734399137
no, no nails lying around. Or screws. I have bolts galore! (I do auto repair out of my home)

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>>734399249
Death trap would be a shotgun shell tied to a string or something you idiot

this is an "animal" deterent, if you die from this you are weak and deserve death as a human being

>>734389898
Poison ivy. Look for a very potent sort that grows where you live and basically put it all over the fence. They'll love it.

Alternatively electrify it. Possibly both. Imagine a nog getting shocked inside the poison ivy.

>>734399249

There was a guy I know, from Michigan. A trespasser came and fell into a deep pit he made. Non one knew the guy was out there. He just.... went missing.

>>734399272
The /k/unts are crazy theres 2 of them digging nam style tunnels under there property

Myth tells one day they will meet and rage agenst the unworthy land walkers

>>734399314
Cool job I got a car guy named Chico, he is so popular and cheaper than namebrand shops he actually had to lease a shop because he ran out of room at home kek,

take your time with it but it shouldn't take that long to create, I say take your time to make sure it is good. No more than $5 $10 bucks, better than letting trespassers get cocky and comfortable next thing you now one of them is a robber and becomes familiar with the area.

>>734399314
Damn !, do you have like gold or weed in your yard wtf?

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>>734399526
They're not crazy, they're just different. And occasionally they have some really great ideas one can steal.

On topic. Here's some pictures for our good old friend poison ivy. Nogs gonna love it.

>>734399526
I don't even know..

>>734399603
I run a car shop and I currently have a 2005 Bentley GT sitting in the back. I cannot afford for someone to fuck with customer cars. Especially when I work on a lot of nice German shit.

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>>734399314
Electrify it? And maybe add some poison ivy plants. Should help in the warmer months. They can enjoy cutting an electrified wire inside of poison ivy. Seriously adding several things atop one another sounds like the way to go.

>>734399526
Are you saying they are going to pop up from tunnels to ambush trespassers on their property or something?

>>734399688
I dont know man digging viet cong tunnels is different but getting garand thumb on your dick for fun is a little crazy
But thats why i love em

>>734399473
Well you know.

>>734389898
Keep a lot of uneven shit that can't be walked on at the base of the fence inside your yard. Like a shit ton of firewood with sharp metal shit mixed in. If someone jumps into that they will loose their footing and there's a bunch of sharp stuff to poke them in the nads or ass. Uneven ground is hell to jump into.

>>734399603
oh yeah theres poison oak ,(west coast) poison ivy (east coast) and stinging nettle. fuck all those ...

No one will ever return to your yard after a roll in oak and nettle or ivy and nettle !!!..... haha this shit is sadistic.

Dude, you're overthinking this.

Get a dog to guard the property. Belgian Malinois will do just fine.

>>734399365
Some people are immune.
>>734399688
>>734399781

>>734399897
Hopefully

In all seriousness one is literally autistic and the other was setting up a shooting range underground

>>734400016

This. Get a dog.

Booby trapping your property is illegal in many jurisdictions. Having a dog guard it is fine, you just need to put a sign on the fence that there's an aggressive dog inside.

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>>734399781
You have to get it this bad to learn to never get it again. I have heard that sometimes you think it is gone and no further contact and somehow it comes back. You could try that poison ivy but you dont want colleteral damage on your side of the fence or risk getting it on yourself..

>>734400034
I dont know any one immune to nettle needles , probably is, but they are still irritating as fuck ...

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Well here's the problem. I have an industrial shit all around me, and I don;t have a fenced-in yard. They come through the woods to cut through the neighborhood. The red is the fence I put up, the blue is the trail through the woods, and the yellow are areas I need to trap.

>>734400223
a board and nails doesnt need food, water, medical, attention, or to take a shit and is far from a booby trap retard.>>734399364

>>734400034
The ammount of people who are is miniscule. There are also different types of it which one could possibly grow on each side of the fence/wall to cut down on it. Also, electrified wire amongst it for good measure possibly a bit set back so they have to get up and inside the plants before they could get at it.

electric fence, post warning signs

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>>734389898
So i like the idea of the undercover 'nam nails but we gotta be specific with the design. niggers arent that dumb.
> go to home depot
>buy slim nails that'll penetrate their J's
>use your imagination on the design of the nail for maximum pain
>buy long thin metal strips that'll support the nails
>hammer desired nail through the thin strips of metal
>lay through landing spots, entry, or exit points of the nignogs. ( i like the landing spots the best cause of the extra momentum)
>cut desired lengths
>lay down leaves for camouflage
>????
wait for that sweet scream through the nights

>>734400445
Again, say it is a animal deterent to keep them away from the fence because they squeeze through or go around. I have dealt with this at my uncle's house, and it gets really annoying after a while.

>>734389898
have you never heard of vandal grease? this is why you crazy bastards should stop just shooting all of your problems, you might figure something out.
get a handful of that shit you couple big rigs with and smear it all over the top of the fence, when trespasser comes into contact with it it will make their hands slippy as fuck (no good for climbing) it will stain their skin (even niggers) they will try to wipe it on their clothes that it will stain (you could even put metal filings in it if you want to be fucked up) bottom line is they will have the Mark of the vandal for a few days and won't climb your fence any more.
job done, no one got shot.

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>>734400445

Motherfucker, read up. It's illegal to place traps. You'll end up having to pay some nigger's medical bills and possibly go to jail.

Get one these and let him use niggers as a chew toy. That's perfectly legal.

>>734400575

Oh boohoo, he'll have an excuse to get off his ass and go for a walk.

>>734400445
You could try to fill the open spaces with some bullshit plant like blackberry ones. They grow like weed, are almost impassable once properly grown and come with thorns. Put an electrified cheap fence behind that and grow poison ivy on it. It would make their general approach harder as they have to get through the blackberry bushes who will grow back fairly quickly and spread like hell before dealing with the fence proper.

>>734400320
>nettle needles
that is not poison ivy or oak

>>734389898
https://youtu.be/xlIY1n_MNNc

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Okay, the black bar is there to show where I put a fence up (google map pic) and the left red area is the only point where they can jump the fence, because of the nice area around that retention pond. That area needs landing traps.

The arrow on the right is where a manhole cover is, so I couldn't block it off. To the right of the entrance is unpassable due to a creek. So when you enter the woods, the right is blocked with heavy brush I loaded up, going forward is loaded as well, after the manhole for sewer. They will go left to get around fence, but not following the fence, they have to stay 5 feet back because THICK growth. They just make their way to the retention pond fence line to stroll through.

>>734400832
THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE ANSWER!

>>734396638
I noticed that dogs are particularly racist. why is that? they are far more racist than literally anything else I can think of. it's like they were created in a nazi lab to be aryans best friend and the nigger firmware wasn't implemented after the war.

>>734400832
Op is a mechanic he probably has grease laying around but eh board and nails is so much cooler.

>>734400873
People around here don't call cops. This is Meth Territory. They handle shit on their own.

>>734401069
No fucking shit , stinging nettle , nettle needles, worse than poison oak or ivy at first but usually wear off within a day or so.

>>734401149
Go for it op, less work, same desired results, add metal shavings like mentioned at will

>>734401158

My dog barks at all people and his hair raises, but once he gets close, he is nice. I simply trained him (conditioned him really) to approach all people that way.

>>734401175
I'm still doing the boards, need something for them to walk on in the woods.

>>734401240
You know you been in nettle almost instantly...:D

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>>734401240
>wearsoffwithinadayorso

>worsethanpoisonivy

pick one since neetles don't seem that bad..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhALC_OvSRs

>>734401329
haha

>>734389898

are you retarded? fucking barb wire you stupid fucking pleb. Can it be more simple?

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>>734401274
you sav, they need to learn lol

good luck, don't hit your thumbs with the hammer, though

>>734401423

Barbed wire arms are attached, just need to wire it up. But that doesn't stop jack shit. They cut them. Just like they cut them on the retention pond next to me. They do that, and go fishing at night sometimes.

Get a German Shepard and make him into a racist. if my chihuahua hates niggers then a german shepard should learn to hate niggers quick.

>>734401149
This bums me out i wanted the brambles poison ivy and nettle DMZ. No one and i mean no one would ever dare fuck with your insane living death moat..

>>734401423
Nogs are dumb but not that dumb. They'll just cut it. Seriously in his case huge blackberry hedges might be the way to go. Shit grows like mad and fills up all the space in short order. Getting through it is terrible and it grows back quickly. Especially if he combines it with what he already has.

>>734401274
how did you train him like that? most dog are like that naturally, unless you overpower their intimidation factor, what the fuck is this fallout lol

>>734401374
Yeah, you want something that inflicts proper damage and doesn't just "hurt".

>>734401374
nettles are tame, it sting itches for about a minute then you have a bump for an hour or 2 and it regresses to mild itch. 100000 nettle stings could however do some damage to the nervous system.

a 10 foot pit filled to the brim with a nettle/ knotweed hybrid. leave the body in there it will act as compost. also hornets nest, not sure where this fits into the plan but I'm sure you will figure it out.

>>734401592
Have you even read the thread it is not nigger niggers just white niggers, but the bush is cool I know people that plant on purpose, plus free wild fresh berries. Good luck op, I gotta go jack off.

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I have 2 GSDs

>>734401746
pls excuse the lewd. old girlfriend took picture while I was recovering from fuck. And doggos love me and came up to hang out.

>>734401647
Nettles is basically instant poison oak that doesn't last as long. Yeah its not ideal but your not gonna get sued for some dumbass nigger getting fucked up by your plants.

>>734401715
lol

>>734401746
bruh, where did you get my picture?

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>>734401647
A big nasty blistery rash that lasts for weeks even months that itches so bad the more you scratch it the more infected it gets is way worse than temp pain from some neetles. Can't be that bad...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhALC_OvSRs
Nevermind I am not going to argue with an autist botanist.

>>734401632
if you run he will chase!
>>734401928
That is definitely me. I don't know what you are trying to do....

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Pick a few spots to dig deep ass holes. Then throw some scrap metal in the pits then camouflage them.

If you want to be a pussy. You can go to home depo and pick up an alarm that is triggered when you break a connection kind of like a window alarm. Install one on a post on one end and run a cord to the other side. When the jump over they will trip the alarm. You can even get industrial alarms online cheap and trust me they are FUCKIN LOUD.

>>734400832
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2913930/Pensioner-life-hell-local-children-charged-anti-vandal-paint-ruined-yobs-clothes.html

i looked up vandal grease and found this. kek what a retarded case

>>734402017
he's tryna be cool like every other try hard commie liberal pussy, i mean he said bruh

>>734401952

i get this , but you dont use just one thing man, wombo combo, get every fucking annoying plant and stick it in your yard, The fucking dirty white trash tweekers will actually itch their fucking skin off or some whacked ass sht , remember your dealing with whit trash tweeker niggers

>>734389898
OP you should coat the fence with something caustic. Do not use the nails in the board, niggers love nothing better than to sue white people for their entitlements.

Some sort of costic or acidic solution could be picked up anywhere. Nignogs won't even know where they got it on their hands after they climb your fence.

>>734402066
booby trapping is illegal and could cause op more problems than he has

>>734402066
an old school one went off today at some vietnamese restaurant, and it was so fucking load and deafening and annoying, i guess they tripped the alarm somehow

>>734402116
Yeah, seemed like a black way of talking. I am white in that picture, and a cocksmith

So where the fuck can I get vandal paint? I mean, I can grease shit, but vandal paint seems sooo much better! Or something to mix with regular paint so it won't set

>>734402214

Its a hole that he was throwing scrap into.

>>734389898
Get a dog, a big vicious one. Make your yard dogproof and the next time a nigger jumps your fence he'll be eaten alive. And when the SJWs complain just say that Fido is a good boy and dindu nuffin.

>>734394253
and shit on it so he'll get a infection

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>>734401746
sweet ballsack OP

>>734402081
kek
> unemployed mother of 6
let's take this bitch seriously and drag this man to court because she's definitely not after some free shit at the expense of others.
I hate these lowlife degenerate fucks that fill our council estates.
> kind will be kids
and play on a fucking playstation all nite! how is that an excuse for trespassing and vandalism? no fucking discipline and no one to give it to them with daddy gone. (in jail or a smack house)

>>734402348
see >>734401746

Also, make sure to look at my cock motherfucker

>>734402379

Right does "niggers gonna nig" excuse a nigger from stealing my tv.

>>734392541
That seems nice and all but don't you think most of the time the leg will land at the edges of the trap instead of dead center?

Here op.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-climb_paint

>>734402081
What a cunt that mother is

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>>734389898

How about moving out of the ghetto? Just tow your house somewhere else.

So besides marketed vandal paint, how about a paint that won't dry?>>734402587
because anti-climb paint just seems like something used for something else, and just marketed this way as an alternative use for it.

Like, wheel bearing grease with a bunch of dye? I guess it would be a bit different

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>>734389898

Next time they come by start getting gay on them. That'll creep'em out.

I guess the mature route would be to set up high quality cameras to get their faces then send it to police. IDK. Sounds like a shitty area

>>734402238
literally make it yourself.
coupling grease or any grease, vaseline will probably work, get some sort of metal powder, like iron oxide or something and paint of your colour choice (use gloss or high gloss for max annoyance)

mix paint and iron oxide at a approx 4:1 iron to paint respectively so you get a paste then just keep adding it to grease until you can spread it but it doesn't drip. the higher heat tolerance the grease the longer it will last.
you will have to repaint the spots every couple of months but after the first batch you will probably deter most who enter for good.

used coupling grease will work on its own though for a quick fix.

DON'T get it on you, it will not be a good day.

>>734402017

>>734401928 (You)
That is definitely me. I don't know what you are trying to do....
>have you been on 4chan long?...

>>734402017
he's tryna be cool like every other try hard commie liberal pussy, i mean he said bruh

>Triggered!!!!! lol

>>734402116
Yeah, seemed like a black way of talking.

>I'm not black , blame the jews for teaching niggers catchy slang..

>>734402498
ha ha too true bro

Pretty sure booby traps are illegal everywhere in the US except Louisiana.

And even if they weren't, you wouldn't want to injure or kill dindu that way. Even if dindu was approaching with stated intent to murder you and skullfuck your infant daughter, you'd be crucified in the local media for taking any kind of direct action against him, sued into oblivion, possibly charged with a hate crime, etc.

just get a big mean dog and set up an invisible fence to keep it from going too far into the woods. Worst case, the dog gets put down and you have to get another one to continue the cycle of natural selection.

>>734402823
4 parts rust powder? Even just metal shaving is going to be a bitch to get that much!

I will get some black paint and mix with grease for the fence, and use a brown paint/grease mix to put all over trees in the woods!

This has been great. I am going to trap this fucking place up today after a few hours of sleep. I'll keep my 'puter on this thread just incase someone has other ideas, but I'm fucking tired! Needs a few hours rest before getting supplies today....

>>734401719
Niggers are niggers. Wiggers are basically as dumb and useless as niggers.

>>734403001
iron oxide or "rust powder" is ridiculously abundant and cheap, it is not essential but it doesn't dry out and always stains so for max effect you should definitely have this in your mix.
or have they restricted iron oxide in the US too because thermite?

this - https://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/prepping-101-perimeter-alarm/

>>734403235
no, and its easy as fuck to make any way

>>734401823
People who break into your property and manage to injure themselves on some weeds both have the capacity and ability to sue you, really?
>>734401952
Are you arguing against poison oak/ivy or for it. I am a bit confused. I am not in favour of nettles at all because they're a joke and do not inflict proper long lasting damage.
>>734402081
It's the UK what do you expect? They can sue you if they injure themselves while breaking your windows.

>>734403326
yeah thanks America for your "sue everything" culture infecting and destroying our "keep calm and carry on" culture.

>>734403450
Not even American but the whole "poor burglar/criminal" thing is a Nordic invention. One the UK happily adopted.

>>734389898
Put up a bigger, like 8 foot, fence with coiled razor wire across the top all the way around your property. Electrify it. Post it no trespassing.

Get sprinklers with motion detectors, marketed for scaring deer, fed from a cistern that you fill with a mix of water and urea (powdered urine, is fertilizer).

Don't use traps or dogs, you may be civilly liable for any injuries.

Put shit loads of broken glass on the ground inside the fence.

Get security cameras. Put something valuable enough to bring a grand theft charge in an easy to steal place. Let the cops deal with it.

>>734401158
Niggers never domesticated wolves. Asians and Europeans are the reason we have dogs. Dogs naturally know not to relax around blacks.

>>734401746
>>734401820
How come you have all this property and a new truck but you fuck on a dirty futon?

>>734402752
Why has this not been shopped to a MAGA hat yet?

>>734389898
Do what people in Mexico do and make your fence out of brick and cement with a layer of cement with glass shards jutting out at the top.

>>734404784
because this isn't /pol/ you fucking cancer.

>>734405969
I'm not even a Trump tard, I'm just surprised it hasn't happened yet.

>>734389898
Just buy an electrified top wire.

Just rub some really heavy duty grease or something. I use to always hop this one fence when i was young and the owner covered it with heavy duty grease. Never hopped it again cuz my hands would get covered and my clothes eould get dirty. Was some nasty shit that you had to use soap and scrub for a long time to get off

Build a pool along the fence line. Problem solved.

>>734407686
He wants the niggers OUT, not eating KFC poolside.

>>734397857
Yous a good one

>>734394811

>millenial who's never been shocked by a car battery before detected.

>>734389898
Airsoft claymores should work

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>>734389898
TLDR

One time I stole a (broken) stop sign with an afro-merican friend. We jogged over a mile with the sign in a busy suburb with the sign. Loads of people saw us. Some cheered us on and others joked that they were telling the police. Great night until we noticed one of the cars following us.

>ditch sign in bushes
>i come back alone to the stop sign and bring it home

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED