I have a big problem with trespassing niggers who keep jumping my fence. I have thought of a few things to deter them, and I even have motion detectors so that if someone comes in the middle of the night, I run out with a rifle in-hand and can deal with it my FAVORITE way!
But What can I do to fuck them up when they successfully jump the fence, or go through some thick woods to get around it? I already blocked a bunch of it off with thick brush and strung up baling wire all over. Someone went through the other day, stole a come-along I had holding some new chain link fence up, and now I want some real revenge! I was thinking along the lines of something I could spray the fence with, but will last at least a few rain cycles, and not eat the galvanization.
In the woods, I plan on putting some wood with nails in it, and covering it with brush/leaves. And I mean a LOT of it! Fuck their nigger-feet! I have glued razor blades to the fence, but I want something that will maybe start to sting/burn like fuck after they put hands on it, because razor blades are easy to see.
Where i live you can rent bear traps. Stick a coulpe of those in your back yard. Would be hilarious if a nigger stepped in one. Dont know what would happen though, depending in laws where you live there is a chance you could get into trouble for that. Personally i would spike the top of the fence so they couldnt grab it to jump over.
There's this fucked up plant around here, with leaves that have sort of zig zag patterns, it grows like a weed. Anyways, if you barely touch it, it burns the shit out of you, like you want nothing to do with it. I'll try to look up the name...
Don't do bear traps, they will steal them and pawn for newports. You need to put in some Punji sticks and a few small Punji pits. Then cover them with excrements. Google ez how to. You will then Profit?!
>>734395927 What I need are ideas. And yeah, I am getting some things together in my head, spiked boards to deter those who walk through the wooded part, and putting the barbed wired up (fence is up with the barbed wire arms, just haven't wired it yet!)
It's worth noting that I can do barbed wire, not restricted by zoning since it is zoned light industrial!
On the fence, put dry caustic soda on all the chainlinks below the top one. On the top set of chainlinks, put chilipowder or cheyanne or something similar. When they're climbing up the fence, the irritant falls on their face and the soda accumulates on their hands. After they jump the fence, first thing they're gonna do is rub their eyes. Awful feeling, probably temporary blindness, they can't get back over. Rinse the stuff off with water.
Oh shit op that is a good idea, but I got one better, just do multiple rows and position them about where a fit nigger would land jumping over the fence, Make a long 2X4 strip too to cover length of jumping area, it should only cost $5 dollars tops. Nail the nails through the board. Of course cover it with leaves and shit. Cops say something say it is for wild animals, kek
>>734397640 OP, forgot to say, you might want to spray paint the final product brown or something dark blending, I bet this is at night and they have a light too, but the nails might be shiny so you don't want to give it away.
>>734398185 it's lowcut grass on the section of fence. Thats why I wanted to put chemicals on the fence. But of course just about all the effective shit will eat the galvanization off and allow the fence to rust.
>>734398307 I get your idea though, no one wants to clime a jagedy rusty fence. get an axe and chip some sharp dings in it to to make it extra jagedy and sharp, it might event speed up the rust process. But if you do 2x4 plank nail strip make it blend it, and if it is grass no leaves, fuck it spray pain the final product green lol
>>734398872 I will get some 3/8" board, and a sheet of it at that. Spike in the middle to make it stay in the ground, and thin-ish nails spread out a bit so that they go through shoes. That will be for the woods. I will make rectangles, not just strips! The thinner wood will make it easier to blend it with so small brush covering it (leaves are not abundant at this time of the year, Indiana) I will take each nail to the wire-wheel to take off galvanized coating to allow rust to form. Makes it better for infections, but more importantly, better for blending.
For the fence, I am not sure yet, but I have a feeling that barbed wire is not going to help much. They will just cut it.
>>734399137 no, no nails lying around. Or screws. I have bolts galore! (I do auto repair out of my home)
>>734399314 Cool job I got a car guy named Chico, he is so popular and cheaper than namebrand shops he actually had to lease a shop because he ran out of room at home kek,
take your time with it but it shouldn't take that long to create, I say take your time to make sure it is good. No more than $5 $10 bucks, better than letting trespassers get cocky and comfortable next thing you now one of them is a robber and becomes familiar with the area.
>>734399314 Electrify it? And maybe add some poison ivy plants. Should help in the warmer months. They can enjoy cutting an electrified wire inside of poison ivy. Seriously adding several things atop one another sounds like the way to go.
>>734389898 Keep a lot of uneven shit that can't be walked on at the base of the fence inside your yard. Like a shit ton of firewood with sharp metal shit mixed in. If someone jumps into that they will loose their footing and there's a bunch of sharp stuff to poke them in the nads or ass. Uneven ground is hell to jump into.
>>734399781 You have to get it this bad to learn to never get it again. I have heard that sometimes you think it is gone and no further contact and somehow it comes back. You could try that poison ivy but you dont want colleteral damage on your side of the fence or risk getting it on yourself..
Well here's the problem. I have an industrial shit all around me, and I don;t have a fenced-in yard. They come through the woods to cut through the neighborhood. The red is the fence I put up, the blue is the trail through the woods, and the yellow are areas I need to trap.
>>734400034 The ammount of people who are is miniscule. There are also different types of it which one could possibly grow on each side of the fence/wall to cut down on it. Also, electrified wire amongst it for good measure possibly a bit set back so they have to get up and inside the plants before they could get at it.
>>734389898 So i like the idea of the undercover 'nam nails but we gotta be specific with the design. niggers arent that dumb. > go to home depot >buy slim nails that'll penetrate their J's >use your imagination on the design of the nail for maximum pain >buy long thin metal strips that'll support the nails >hammer desired nail through the thin strips of metal >lay through landing spots, entry, or exit points of the nignogs. ( i like the landing spots the best cause of the extra momentum) >cut desired lengths >lay down leaves for camouflage >???? wait for that sweet scream through the nights
>>734400445 Again, say it is a animal deterent to keep them away from the fence because they squeeze through or go around. I have dealt with this at my uncle's house, and it gets really annoying after a while.
>>734389898 have you never heard of vandal grease? this is why you crazy bastards should stop just shooting all of your problems, you might figure something out. get a handful of that shit you couple big rigs with and smear it all over the top of the fence, when trespasser comes into contact with it it will make their hands slippy as fuck (no good for climbing) it will stain their skin (even niggers) they will try to wipe it on their clothes that it will stain (you could even put metal filings in it if you want to be fucked up) bottom line is they will have the Mark of the vandal for a few days and won't climb your fence any more. job done, no one got shot.
>>734400445 You could try to fill the open spaces with some bullshit plant like blackberry ones. They grow like weed, are almost impassable once properly grown and come with thorns. Put an electrified cheap fence behind that and grow poison ivy on it. It would make their general approach harder as they have to get through the blackberry bushes who will grow back fairly quickly and spread like hell before dealing with the fence proper.
Okay, the black bar is there to show where I put a fence up (google map pic) and the left red area is the only point where they can jump the fence, because of the nice area around that retention pond. That area needs landing traps.
The arrow on the right is where a manhole cover is, so I couldn't block it off. To the right of the entrance is unpassable due to a creek. So when you enter the woods, the right is blocked with heavy brush I loaded up, going forward is loaded as well, after the manhole for sewer. They will go left to get around fence, but not following the fence, they have to stay 5 feet back because THICK growth. They just make their way to the retention pond fence line to stroll through.
>>734396638 I noticed that dogs are particularly racist. why is that? they are far more racist than literally anything else I can think of. it's like they were created in a nazi lab to be aryans best friend and the nigger firmware wasn't implemented after the war.
Barbed wire arms are attached, just need to wire it up. But that doesn't stop jack shit. They cut them. Just like they cut them on the retention pond next to me. They do that, and go fishing at night sometimes.
>>734401423 Nogs are dumb but not that dumb. They'll just cut it. Seriously in his case huge blackberry hedges might be the way to go. Shit grows like mad and fills up all the space in short order. Getting through it is terrible and it grows back quickly. Especially if he combines it with what he already has.
>>734401374 nettles are tame, it sting itches for about a minute then you have a bump for an hour or 2 and it regresses to mild itch. 100000 nettle stings could however do some damage to the nervous system.
a 10 foot pit filled to the brim with a nettle/ knotweed hybrid. leave the body in there it will act as compost. also hornets nest, not sure where this fits into the plan but I'm sure you will figure it out.
>>734401592 Have you even read the thread it is not nigger niggers just white niggers, but the bush is cool I know people that plant on purpose, plus free wild fresh berries. Good luck op, I gotta go jack off.
>>734401647 A big nasty blistery rash that lasts for weeks even months that itches so bad the more you scratch it the more infected it gets is way worse than temp pain from some neetles. Can't be that bad...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhALC_OvSRs Nevermind I am not going to argue with an autist botanist.
Pick a few spots to dig deep ass holes. Then throw some scrap metal in the pits then camouflage them.
If you want to be a pussy. You can go to home depo and pick up an alarm that is triggered when you break a connection kind of like a window alarm. Install one on a post on one end and run a cord to the other side. When the jump over they will trip the alarm. You can even get industrial alarms online cheap and trust me they are FUCKIN LOUD.
i get this , but you dont use just one thing man, wombo combo, get every fucking annoying plant and stick it in your yard, The fucking dirty white trash tweekers will actually itch their fucking skin off or some whacked ass sht , remember your dealing with whit trash tweeker niggers
>>734389898 Get a dog, a big vicious one. Make your yard dogproof and the next time a nigger jumps your fence he'll be eaten alive. And when the SJWs complain just say that Fido is a good boy and dindu nuffin.
>>734402081 kek > unemployed mother of 6 let's take this bitch seriously and drag this man to court because she's definitely not after some free shit at the expense of others. I hate these lowlife degenerate fucks that fill our council estates. > kind will be kids and play on a fucking playstation all nite! how is that an excuse for trespassing and vandalism? no fucking discipline and no one to give it to them with daddy gone. (in jail or a smack house)
So besides marketed vandal paint, how about a paint that won't dry?>>734402587 because anti-climb paint just seems like something used for something else, and just marketed this way as an alternative use for it.
Like, wheel bearing grease with a bunch of dye? I guess it would be a bit different
>>734402238 literally make it yourself. coupling grease or any grease, vaseline will probably work, get some sort of metal powder, like iron oxide or something and paint of your colour choice (use gloss or high gloss for max annoyance)
mix paint and iron oxide at a approx 4:1 iron to paint respectively so you get a paste then just keep adding it to grease until you can spread it but it doesn't drip. the higher heat tolerance the grease the longer it will last. you will have to repaint the spots every couple of months but after the first batch you will probably deter most who enter for good.
used coupling grease will work on its own though for a quick fix.
Pretty sure booby traps are illegal everywhere in the US except Louisiana.
And even if they weren't, you wouldn't want to injure or kill dindu that way. Even if dindu was approaching with stated intent to murder you and skullfuck your infant daughter, you'd be crucified in the local media for taking any kind of direct action against him, sued into oblivion, possibly charged with a hate crime, etc.
just get a big mean dog and set up an invisible fence to keep it from going too far into the woods. Worst case, the dog gets put down and you have to get another one to continue the cycle of natural selection.
This has been great. I am going to trap this fucking place up today after a few hours of sleep. I'll keep my 'puter on this thread just incase someone has other ideas, but I'm fucking tired! Needs a few hours rest before getting supplies today....
>>734403001 iron oxide or "rust powder" is ridiculously abundant and cheap, it is not essential but it doesn't dry out and always stains so for max effect you should definitely have this in your mix. or have they restricted iron oxide in the US too because thermite?
>>734401823 People who break into your property and manage to injure themselves on some weeds both have the capacity and ability to sue you, really? >>734401952 Are you arguing against poison oak/ivy or for it. I am a bit confused. I am not in favour of nettles at all because they're a joke and do not inflict proper long lasting damage. >>734402081 It's the UK what do you expect? They can sue you if they injure themselves while breaking your windows.
Just rub some really heavy duty grease or something. I use to always hop this one fence when i was young and the owner covered it with heavy duty grease. Never hopped it again cuz my hands would get covered and my clothes eould get dirty. Was some nasty shit that you had to use soap and scrub for a long time to get off
One time I stole a (broken) stop sign with an afro-merican friend. We jogged over a mile with the sign in a busy suburb with the sign. Loads of people saw us. Some cheered us on and others joked that they were telling the police. Great night until we noticed one of the cars following us.
>ditch sign in bushes >i come back alone to the stop sign and bring it home
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