My girlfriend is pregnant! Ask me anything.

When are you gonna kill it?

Who is the father?

>>734386220
I am genius. She's 20 this year and I'm 22

>>734385976
Are you planning to push her down some stairs?

>>734386089
>>734386089
Is it even considered living yet?

>>734385976
$20 says its a retarted asian baby or her fathers.
(Bitch looks like the crazy chick from shameless)

>>734386317
>I am genius

I kek'd

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What would you do if the baby comes out black?

>>734386317
Send us her nuuuuudes. Also, you owe us an apology when the baby comes out black, k?

>>734386410
Nah, figured I'd do the mature thing and own up to my actions. I'm gonna be a dad.

>>734386317
i am also genius

Do you prefer the name DaQuan or JaMarcus?

>>734386317
>I am genius
>No comma
Okay, genius.

>>734386526
She will leave you and the kid will grow to hate you.

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Fucking file size limit. Here's a pic of her

Can i eat the afterbirth?

>>734386849
Yes, please send us your recipes

>>734386663
This.
Or 9/10 she realizes theres more cock out there than just home boy from social studies and wants "a small break to find her self"

do you have a girlfriend?

>>734386497
Debbie?

>>734386952
Not likely. She's been cheated on too many times and would never do the same. But hey, why do I even try explaining to /b/ fags?

>>734387012
Karen

do yourselves a favor, not mention the world...get the abortion

>>734387218
She's too far along.

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>>734385976
How far along is she?

Pick unrelated

>>734387263

then put it up for adoption

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>>734386317
fucking kek

>>734387326
She's due late August.
>>734387418
Won't happen.

Got forbid you not act like niggers and actually get married before having children.

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Enjoy your last few months
Death is near
You wont live anouther normal day after its born

>>734386317
Well gonna post nudes?

>>734386497
>>734387012
>>734387214

shite show

>>734386583
Ignoring the glaring fact he forgot to wear a condom.

>>734386802
Damn dude, do you sometimes forget what she even looks like? I bet you're use to seeing her from the back of her head holy shit.

Are you going to abort it?

>>734387533
Cool, ya'll know the baby's sex yet?

I used to be pro-abortion. I still am actually, but when it's your own flesh and blood, having the surgery could haunt you forever. I don't want that on my soul or hers. Adoption is basically a means of phrasing, "you weren't convenient for me" I'm not a fucking asshole everyone.

>>734385976
Will you post pics of naked babi? If so, post pics of naked babi.

>>734385976
what ya gonna name that lil bean?

how many black guys inseminated her

>>734385976
Are they nigger children? if theyre niglets abort

>>734387603
She is quite gorgeous!
>>734387690
And thank you! The first remotely similar post to a congratulations. It's a boy!!!

>>734387796
Tyler James :)

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Suggestion

>>734385976
Congratulations! Are you having a boy, or an abortion?

Gonna post nudes or you gonna waste out time?

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>>734387999
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING WASTED OP, TRUTH RIGHT HERE, POST BABY NUDES!

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>>734388077
OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FURTHER PROVING MY POOOOIINNT!

>>734387999
Kek

Congrats bro. Having kids makes life worth living. It's awesome.

>>734387940
What a ugly name

>>734387909
Haha no problem, any names decided or are we gonna decide by a roll number?

>>734388148
Thank you my friend. Have you had the same pleasure?

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>>734388148
>can't tell if b& or not

>>734385976
When is ur baby due. My gf is due aug 23rd.

>>734387940
Oh ignore that last question.
>>734388189

>>734387999
Trips tell the truth op! Gonna post?

>>734388189
>>734388171
Decided on Tyler James. And I'm not falling for your shit bait

>>734387719
people and animals die every fucking day, sometimes in the most horrific terrible ways...fuck you and your self righteous faggot nigger genes

If rolled dubs you gotta let us name it.

>>734388265
August 28! And congrats to you!

>>734388323
No fuck off

>>734386317
baby at 20, what a fucking retard.
goodluck raising it on 9.50$ an hour shitdick

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>>734385976
go back

>>734388324
Im not baiting tyler james is a hideous wimpy name

>>734388440
He'll have no problems raising it on that paltry wage, considering the rest of us will be paying for it...

>>734388440
I do professional photography at 350 an hour :)
>>734388441
I never came from reddit so I can't go back...

>>734388401
fag

My exact thoughts too, who is the father? Probably some nigger with a big cock.

>>734388440
9.50 an hour kek
Im 21 and make 17 an hour with a 2 dollar bump a year till i hit a 4 year markwhere i get a major bump

>>734388555
this sums up most of our reactions.

check't

>>734388535
>professional photography
aka blowing homeless dudes for crack

>>734385976
Can you post more belly?

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>>734389263
Sorry to disappoint :( I'm actually a photographer

>>734389555
No sorry. My great news will not be everyone's fap material

>>734385976

Congrats dude!! Can we see more?

>>734385976
congratulations fam...

...are you white?

>>734389668

:( but it's /b/

>>734389707
Does it matter you racist fuck?

>>734389814
It does, whats ur race

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>>734389814
gtfo nigger loving faggot

>>734388535
so she's dating you for instagram pics

I'm white you fags

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>>734389814
sure does, dont need any more mulatto babbies shitting up the gene pool you feel me?

>>734385976
What's your race you said ask anything faggot?

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Not a nigger

>>734388148
This. Things are different but they happen gradually in stages. Have a 2nd one asap, cuz most only children are fuck ups

>>734385976
Nudes?

>>734390487
giraffe/10

>>734390487
then congratulations man, have as many white babies as you can, it's you and your partners duty

>>734385976
Congrats dude. Been there, done that. It'll change your life. It's stressful, but rewarding. Hope you and your lady have a good life together with the new kiddo.

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Say what you want, all I know is she's gorgeous inside and out. To those who sincerely wished me congrats, thank you.

Flight of stairs or flight to mexico?

>facepalm

you don't have to be black to be a nigger nor do you have to be gay to be a faggot...fucking christ shit cunts cancer overpopulation every fucking year and now its summer thee worst

LURK MORE YOU FUCKING CANCEROUS NIGGER FAGGOTS!

>>734389668
two people with trips have asked for nudes.

>child will have autism

>>734390630
Also enjoy sleep now. Cuz you are gonna miss it for a while, which as it turns out, is no big deal

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>>734385976
Congratulations, OP. Who does it feel being a father?

>>734391164
I don't give a shit. I have aspergers so that's already very likely.

>>734391256
How

>>734386526
Don't listen to these people, good for you for doing the right thing.

>>734391333
Scariest and most exciting thing for me right now. Best thing for me too. Made me grow the fuck up. I'm making a lot of money, I have a nice house, newer car, and a happy girlfriend who I love and cherish. I couldn't be happier!

>>734391457
I never listen to summerfags haha. Thank you

>>734385976
Is it a boy or a girl?
Congratulations btw fam!

>>734391518
Boy!

>>734390487
Congrats on the kid please have more

>>734385976
that game looks boring.

I'm going to get some sleep all. Thanks again for the wishes. And to those trying to bait I think you really need to step up your game. Or, ya know, be a genuine fucking human being. I now declare this a dubs thread.

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>>734391474
Good, Im happy for you. A child gives your life purpose and meaning, makes life worth living. Kudos for having your shit in order beforehand. Do you know if its a girl or boy?

>>734391835
>>734391694
Nice! I have a two month old boy myself. Get some uninterrupted sleep while you still can. It's tough but worth it, good luck!

>>734390989
redheads are hot. turbo hot. probably the hottest hair colour in existence.
how tall is she? cos short girls are awesome. fun sized is best.

>>734385976
So assuming you weren't planning this, which was it? Skipped a BC pill, condom broke, didn't pull out in time, etc?

>>734387442
Saving it. That was fast shooping anon

>>734385976
can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

>>734390329
Context of this gif?