New celeb thread
>>734360121
Remember to maintain proper nutting form.
>>734360121
Look at that botched beak. What a piece of shit.
>>734360121
Nice start bruv
>>Physical Fitness Edition
>>734360358
Ayo wadup?
Red leader standing by.
>>734360410
>>734360251
That dress doesn't fit. I don't blame her dad for leaving her nasty brisketnecked ass on the side of the highway like that.
>>734360503
>>734360532
Well she looks pretty happy about whatever situation she is in. Her dad can go fuck himself.
>fapping to archery
>>734360460
I love her armpits.
>>734360439
just smoking a bowl, watching the slenderman docu on hbo. you?
baby's bum is burping;
it wants to eat a face
with brown poop!
>>734360814
Ok. Changing to Elle now, or do you want more /millie/?
>>734360931
ohh, feels good to
empty on a useless
face, fill a dumb
mouth with brown love!
>>734360659
>empty eyes
>uncomfortable fat girl posture
>"smiling"
I've never seen anyone so happy.
>>734360838
>watching the slenderman
So basic stuff when high.
Playing vidya
>>734360944
More Millie tbh
>>734361061
>>734360627
Fuck who dis
>>734360358
Was friends in high school with Jodelle in BC.
She is really fun, carzy and cool.
Still see her once in a while when she comes home.
This is a quick snap of her yearbook pic.
>>734360840
>>734360965
C'mon man, I think she's been through enough these past few weeks without you having her shit into people's mouths too.
>>734360838
Mmmm inter-dimensional horror is my favorite
>>734360882
Izzy looks fucking phenomenal. I'm glad she didn't become an alcoholic and drug addict, like Bella Thorne.
>>734361065
I guess you like my idea then. Millie it is.
>>734361118
>>734360965
Out of curiosity, you degenerate, whore-spamming POOP widdler, why do you choose Ariana Grande as the subject of your depraved fantasies?
>>734360958
accurate
>>734360627
Yas
>>734360967
Ignorance is bliss.
I don't even know who this is.
>>734361242
>>734361240
Yes I do
>>734361152
Her name is Maddie Ziegler.
>>734361175
>>734361253
>>734361330
>>734361210
I too am glad
>>734361352
I want to cum for her she's stunning
>>734361339
She will say she's sleeping over at her friends.
>>734361027
kek. yeah. amazing how that girl survived. anything new?
also forgot pic
>>734361203
same
>>734361175
jealous. would love to watch anime with her
>>734361361
I have his address if you want to send him a letter
>>734361152
Enjoy your stay
>>734360944
why not both?
>>734361449
I went to school with him.
>>734361361
>>734361407
>>734361524
>>734361519
haha well I'm serious about the address. It's pretty easy to get the address of someone in prison for the rest of their life
>>734361445
Not really, no.
>>734361581
>>734361247
B-b-because I want to s-s-see her brown crayon a white sofa s-s-so much mmm
>>734361352
Mmm those teefs
>>734361440
Sounds familiar.
>>734361487
This tbh. But i prefer elle. Such a qt with a fantastic laugh
>>734361440
MOOOOOAR
>>734361361
I didn't say I fucked her or anything outrageous.
I just went to high school with her in Nanaimo, BC at Aspengrove School.
If you jelly because never had any friends, fuck off.
>>734361487
This disgusting skank is zonked out on some oxycontin or something man bitch seems ill
>>734361684
That's interesting...
>>734360251
>>734360429
I'm in love with her.
>>734361642
>>734361666
>brown crayon a white sofa
>>734361666
What does that even mean, you apricot?
>>734361817
>>734361744
heard she likes to smoke weed, or was that fabricated?
>>734361744
It's a small world. I believe you, anon.
>>734361524
Uncomfortable and rightly so. Aging so poorly, just look at how it looks like the bottom half of her face is melting except the lower lip which seems to contain a decent sized was of snuff.
Bella Thorne nip slip on snapchat it's a rough pic but you can see her nipple
>>734361897
I think it's a retarded way of saying shit on a white couch. That's my best guess
>>734362049
Wad*
>>734360460
Green Squadron will cover you on your attack run.
Good luck Red Leader.
>>734362056
>trying to stay relevant
>>734361897
W-w-when she has been turtle heading too long and has a d-d-dropping poking out her bum hole and she can't s-s-suck it back in so she leaves a mark on the sofa, like a b-b-brown crayon mmm
>>734362056
Nobody cares anymore, she's gone to complete shit. Even before then, a lot of people joked about her looking like a tranny. Now she's gone full coke slut and is garbage. Good day sir!
>>734362056
There are plenty of nonobscure pics of her nips. Post them instead please
baby doll is going back to
england to poop on more faces!
>>734361792
Why..?
>>734362003
stop talking to yourself
>>734362216
Suggests you've been bad again.
>>734362156
>suck it back in
You jelly fucking doughnut. What horrible fucking things did your mother do to you, you scatological chicken-dipper?
>>734362112
Roger that.
>>734362298
No. But I showed you the chat with that girl.
>>734362049
I would still pound her though
These motherfuckers aren't even people. Why the fuck do we celebrate such trash? On /b/ of all places... Am I supposed to jack off to this tripe?
No Tay? Im disappointed
once baby's colon runs dry,
she spills her golden pee
all over her thirsty slaves!
>>734362329
Y-y-you're telling me you wouldn't sniff babys Brown t-t-trail? Wouldn't get some under your fingernails for l-l-later? Mmm
>>734362003
It's true and she is big fun to hang out with.
Totally spontanious goofball.
I'm pretty sue that you and I had this conversation in a thread some months ago, anon.
I believe it was for you that I snapped that pic from my yearbook while we were chatting.
>>734362011
Thank you, anon.
Not everyone on /b/ is always lying.
>>734362208
Look at those toned ass tamale-making forearms. Absolutely repulsive.
>>734362353
Too many girls!
Kendall > Kylie even before Kylie went full retard
>>734362527
elle a cute
>>734362331
>>734362233
if i was talking to myself i would say:
>hey anon. hows it going?
>i dont want to talk about it. mind your own business.
>>734362358
>>734362519
Mate...
>>734362558
Oh god are there 2 other kardashian girls as well?
>>734362642
Even from words on a screen on an anonymous website, it's easy to tell you're a very weird man.
>>734362554
Not true
>>734362695
They're just random girls I believe. It's really a shame about Kylie, she was so fucking cute
>>734362651
>>734362816
You want MORE?
>>734362526
i had the same feeling. pretty sure i asked you to tell her that she is massively pretty and i appreciate her creativity. the fact that she cosplays is a nice turn on too.
would love to smoke with her and just chill
>>734362670
No thanks
>>734362747
that was a simpsons reference you fucking chud
>>734362614
she looks better every day <3
>>734362817
There should be some kind of plastic surgery waiting period. Especially for teenagers.
Mommy Willoughby reporting in
>>734363180
Report out fucker
>>734363154
what about like a baby burn victim
>>734362915
No need.
>>734362971
Nothing new bruv. Besides some 14yr old wnats to come over in summer
>>734362915
Look at that vein in her arm. Judging by her vacant expression, I think her parents/pimps have installed some kind of subdermal opioid distributer so it's easier for her to handle all the Hollywood dicking down she recieves. Absolutely horrifying.
>>734362112
Red Loli Standing By
>>734363154
Would've been nice if there was, she was perfect
>>734363303
Ok, cosmetic plastic surgery.
You know what I meant, asshole.
>>734362651
She gets me so hard
>>734363437
Mmm yeah on your dick?
>>734363304
NEED? What do you need Dovebro? Hm?
>>734363370
Dat skin
>>734363437
She gets my balls so wet.
>>734363303
Baby's aren't teenagers, are they?
>>734363304
uh, i think some elaboration is in order, kek. what happened to your gf??
>>734363525
Quiet and peace.
>>734363584
No way!
>>734363584
Dove Cameron look like a bottle nosed dolphin.
>>734363574
Haiz
>>734363580
I just know her good. And she said that she wants to come over in summer and that her 'parents can think she meets a friend'
Still together with her. That's the thing.
>>734363627
>>734363633
Yes way!
The only pic of them together I have
>>734362971
Yep, you did.
I did, in fact, keep my promise and pass-on your fandom about a week later.
Went on /b/ for a little bit while she was over on the off chance that we might find you in a celeb thread and freak you out.
Obviously, we didn't find a thread, or you.
You should connect with her on Insta.
She's really friendly and cool as long as you don't act creepy.
Tell her 'Ron from Aspengrove' sent you...., she'll crack-up.
>>734363531
>>734361140
More bella
>>734363804
>>734363746
24/7 sex? How many days?
>>734363584
Cute Rowan is cute.
>>734363531
>>734363860
She hasn't even gone through puberty, you mentally ill faggots.
>>734360882
more!
>>734363985
>>734363823
>>734363746
Can you two exchange emails or something
>>734363964
>>734364168
>>734364242
>you two
>tags 3 different anons
Ok fag. Fuck off
>>734363823
>>734363746
>>734363746
>>734363985
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex!
>>734364290
>>734363985
2 and no sex. I hope.
>>734363860
Beautiful feet
>>734364371
Db already posted proof
>>734364550
Sure he did
>>734364485
You lie!
>>734364371
Dam
>>734364242
Fuck off..., at least we're not having that creepy-ass, roleplay cybersex that you guys have invaded celeb threads with.
We chat like twice a year.
I sorry that you have no friends.
>>734364609
He posted a screenshot of their messages
>>734364480
>>734364620
>>734363584
Did dove have a nose job?
>>734364669
Sure he did, and if he posted something, I'm sure it was real.