>How did the cat get in the jug?

>>734359664
there a hole behind the cat jew

false bottom, next question

>>734359664
Duh. You fucking assemble it in there. Idiot.

>>734359664
How did OP get stalked and killed by /b/tards for putting a cat in a jug...

>>734359664
Voodoo

>>734359664
photoshop

>>734359664
1. Jug has a hole
2. Photoshop

>>734359664
easy
>Mommy kitty poops baby into jar
>Kitten lives in jar
>Give it some water
>Wait like two weeks
>Picture

when the cat was a kitten it was shoved down the bottle hole, and eventually grew up within it. for the past five years it's only sustenance comes from it's owner feeding and watering it through the top

and i thought this question was gonna be har

>>734359664
Evolution

>>734359664
u can see an pening behind the kitty's hhead

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pic related duh

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>>734360395
This. Is called cat bottling. Sand nigger children do it as hobby. After feeding the bottle is flipped to drain waste and turned for exercise.

>>734359664
He was born there, someone threw him when he was just an egg, and then, by pouring water on it, it grew to a little cat.

quantum tunnelling, all its particles moved through the matter of the bottle instantly at one time.

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>>734360851
fucking mudslimes

>>734359664
What do you mean? It just opened the jug and went in dumb ass...

>>734359664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgOTDvG-4A

>>734362164
This was my first thought, however the retrocausality of the cats quantum positronic particles would cause a mendelssohn-epstein bottleneck at the event horizon of the cats singularity, obviously leading to a neutrino induced gravitational Flux

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>>734363595

You dropped a lot candle into the jug and placed the cat ontop of it.

Fucking retards

>>734360272
Wondering how long you could keep an animal alive like this. Something that would naturally outgrow the size of its container but you dont let it out and keep feeding it.

>>734359664
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/skills.htm#extremelyTightSpace

>>734363595
Yeah right faggot. You are not a chemistry or physics major. I am a chemistry major. Suck dick.

>>734359664
Nice I initially posted this in hunger games. I feel famous.

>>734364181
Why don't you do us all a favor and drink some muriatic acid

>>734363982

never heard of bonsai trees?

>>734364491
The stomach already produces .01 M HCL. The body unfortunately has protections against such compounds. The scientist would need a more concentrated volume of sulphuric or nitric acid to have any effect.

>>734364527
Bonsai Kittens.

>>734364727
Cum on my fat tits nigger

>>734364819
Bring em.

>>734359664
Cats are liquid. Duh.

>>734359664
Is this a JoJo reference?

I remember and internet thing from like 15 years ago about how the asians would put kittens in fun shaped bottles and then the cats would grow into those shapes. Bonsai kitties they where called.

>tfw old

*shit*

>>734360272
>>734363982
Where dose shit go?
>poop

*c*

>>734365767
I remember this shit too hnng

''crap''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXeZ0s8DXZ0

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By printing a picture and putting it in the bottle.

' ' b ' '

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the bottle grew around the dog

>>734366342
Wtf is that legal?

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>>734367812
Are you retarded?

>>734368036
Just answer the fucking question

Force your cat take a bath in this evening's and you knows why its can ?

>>734359664
picture inside jug

>>734363982
actually, there were experiments like this.
Some fucker - I shit you not - kept cats in much smaller jars, to see what happens once they run out of space to grow. They were horribly deformed.

>>734359664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_bottle

>>734368334
is it legal to print a picture of a face and put it in a jar? Are you seriously asking this?

I second
>>734368036

it's a taxedermy cat

>>734363595
trollllolllolll

>>734363595
Remove Brainlet