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You know what grinds my gears >Person shakes ketchup/mustard

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You know what grinds my gears
>Person shakes ketchup/mustard bottle
>bottle makes fart noise
>person proceeds to make fart joke or say something dumb like "oooooh excuse me hehehe"
What grinds your gears /b/?
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>>734350070
People who don't like god tier fart jokes.
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>>734350070
>What grinds your gears /b/?

Places that keep ketchup in glass bottles.
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You know what grinds my gears
>This Thread
Anyone else, what grinds your grinds?
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this >>734350191

this >>734350256

this>>734350070
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>>734350299
this
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>>734350299
Gears grind my gears
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>>734350070
People who use Family Guy pictures unironically.
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>>734350345
This
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>>734350299
dubs of truth
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>>734350420
This
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>>734350299
I agree with you, OP is a faggot
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fags that dont like fart jokes.
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>>734350458
>>734350420
>>734350345
>>734350299
this
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>>734350299
Wow, dubs of truth, op is a fucking faggot
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People who fart while shaking the ketchup bottle and then blame it on the bottle.
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>>734350070

the gear wars grind my gears

>what do you know about the gear wars
>mfw i gear gears
>mfw i have no face
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>>734350662

>op samefagging
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>>734350070
You know what grinds my gears?
>Waking up alone to a cold bed
>Going to work and mentally ceasing to be an individual as the work is so mindless you just stop thinking altogether
>Going home to play a game just to feel some emotion like anger or elation
>Going to sleep sometimes in the back of your head thinking..."Don't wake up".
>Laughing when you say "I want to die" but then coming to the realization you can't determine which is fake. The laugh or the statement.
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>>734350766

dubs of truth


check my trips,fags.

>888 get in 3,2,1 ----->>> GGGggggooooOOoo
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>>734350070
When there's no ketchup bottle to blame a fart on.
Then you realize it was a shart and you went commando.
Now you're in the middle of a dance floor, music stopped playing, in the arms of a beautiful latina and wearing a romper.
DAMN YOU MISSING KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!
*sobs in the baƱo*
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>>734350070
>when people lie to me, or don't give me all of the information I need for something
>when people are habitually late
>PEOPLE WHO LITTER
>when a store clerk has a bad attitude
>when people try to claim 'superiority' by living vicariously through the accomplishments of those who are long dead but share one or several of their demographics
>when someone says, "I'll pray for you" as a cop-out
>when I'm shamed for having hobbies and interests in other cultures/languages
>when employers claim they're hiring, but never actually do
To name a few.
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>>734351323
Agree
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>>734350795
Are you me?
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>>734351323
All the more reason to kill cows
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>>734352026
I'd rather not. What the meat industry does to them just to get you a bottle of milk or a steak is...disgusting to say the least. Not to mention of course, the effect on the environment.
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>>734352118
Mmmmm steak :)
Thanks anon I'm gonna go to the stire and get some now
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Uh there's some stuff

>people who eat out, but can't cook but insist on knowing whats right.
>anyone who gives you music suggestions unsolicited
>alcoholics
>college "philosophers" that only discuss their outlooks on twitter or at parties, making people uncomfortable.
>people who refrigerate eggs
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>>734352118
>you know what really grinds my gears?
Vegans.
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>>734352118
Why do liberals think human fetus's do not have a moral status but animals do?
Shit that honestly boggles my fucking mind.
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>>734350070
What grinds my gears:
>Niggers.
>Sand Niggers.
>Libtards.
>The liberal media.
>Faggots.
>Social Justice Warriors.
>Feminists.

Much more, but these are the big ones.
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>>734352383
what do you suppose we do with the eggs
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>>734352260
Your funeral. Enjoy the Neu5.

>>734352385
I'm more of a vegetarian.

>>734352481
>libruls
Who said anything about liberals || conservatives?
>but
Why *do* conservatives love fetuses more than actual human beings?
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>>734350070
Faggot ops who post stupid posts just to feel like that have something to say. Oh and lonely beta cucks like op. Basically op. Fuck you op.
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>>734352594
Are you me?
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>>734352609

Just buy what you need and make them the same day?
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>>734352725
>Who said anything about liberals || conservatives?

I only said liberals babe. Quit trying to imply that I'm not sure if you are one or not. We both know you are.

>Why do conservatives love fetuses more than actual human beings?
You must mean republicans my poor politically uneducated friend.
I'm a conservative not a republican. Both fetuses and animals go both fuck off for all i can. I'm not religious and I don't share religious political biases because I'm not a faggot... like you.
As long as we are adding things to the list than can fuck off and die why don't you hop on in there.

You sure implied a lot of shit and got it wrong cuck. But we both know the shit I implied is true. Because you are all carbon copies of each other.
It's sad to be honest.
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>>734353141
>I said liberals
Ah, so it was you. Of course. You're one of those types who can't argue or counter-argue without using 'liberal' as an insult. It's funny, because you think *anyone* who has a position that opposes your narrative is automatically a liberal, despite having made no indication of being one (I'm not, btw).

>you mean Republicans
No, I mean conservatives (as well as Republicans, but those are the wealthy ones who have legislative power).

Having read the rest of your post though, you seem like just another right-leaning centrist (or edgy alt-right fuck) who doesn't want to take up a specific position out of fear of being wrong/contradicted. What's more, is that you deflect and go off on a tangent ranting about liberals when no one else was. That being the case, you're not worth my time.

Cry moar.
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>>734350070
everything
ppl
small things, that should just work, but dont
>plug in 2nd monitor
>aspect ratio is just fucked up

>plug in new monitor
>it expects to run vga by default and doesnt detect the only signal soure coming in and spaw to it

>meet some1
>put in effort and get nothing in return

>clone disk
>it bakes

>turn on pc
>boot runs on the wrong monitor and swaps to the correct 1 only at login screen

>steam just breaks

>its hot

>my new chair is too big for the place it stands in
>my old desk is too small in comparison

>try acting nice in workplace
>dumb cunt has the audacity to say i was mean/crude

>socks get worn out, but no holes in them, so not sure if throw away or not

>a screw in new chair didnt want to screw all the way in

>some1 adds me to friends on stam and wants to play magicka 2
>its late, i tell them ill be on tomorrow
>never get a message to play again

>pc too slow
>struggle for money
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>>734353680
>new chair has "eco leather"
>worry about it getting worn off

>bought new mic
>its still terrible

>glue a broken thing together
>doesnt matter - the piece works on tension and breaks away, cuz u glue together an edge, not 2 large surfaces

>geforce experience used to turn on automatically
>now i have to launch it manually and disable "record mic" everytime, even though it shows to be disabled

>play warships
>have to kill 5 german battleships
>3 of those out of 12 ships in enemy team
>fags in team steal my kill

>my internet just went out for no reason
>a control light on the router blinks, but the instruction manual doesnt depict that 1

>water bottle leaks and i forgot to fix it before
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What grinds my gears?

> College kids who claim to have great taste in booze but it's actually shit.
> People who are cheerful and bubbly for no particular reason.
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>>734353718
>captcha just ran me through 6 "choose street signs" screens
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Girl says she can hang out any night that week, you text her and she's like "sorry i'm tired", grinds my gears
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>>734353645
WHose fucking post are you replying to?
It better not have been mine because half the shit you said was so far out on context that you actually might be retarded.

You are most certainly not a conservative because you clearly can't even figure out the difference between a classical conservative and a republican. Jesus christ you liberals are fucking stupid.
I can't make up my mind?
I jist told you what my mind was. Fuck fetuses, fuck animals, and most of all fuck you.
There. Sorry i had to spell it out for you again. Retard.


Gonna go have a nice big juicy steak now just because it pisses you off.
See ya cuck
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>>734350070
> radical mulsims
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>>734354012
Go ahead, you raising your chances for coronary artery disease doesn't bother me in the slightest. At the very least, I won't have to pay for your inevitable angioplasty.
>Oh yeah? w-well, y-you're a cuck!
wew lad
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Family members who are SO UP IN THEIR RELIGION that they don't see the irony in treating you (me) like shit and practically ex-communicating you (me) for simply being an atheist.
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>>734353772
>play far cry 3
>every time i alt+tab, it goes into windowed mode
>it was happening even in fc2
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>>734354289
No worries, your universal health care will most certainly cover it ;)
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>>734354638
Nah, you want /yourguy/ to get rid of that, right? Good luck if he does.

>have another "chicken" sandwich
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>>734350299
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when people cut you off on the road and then drive at half the speed limit or less, my god i would strangle those women instantly
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>>734354559
>went to see, if a guy on yt uploaded a video
>see his "similar channels" list
>a dude, that broke off the team of youtubers i watch is now running a stream channel
>after saying he was stressed out with "working" on yt and playing videogames all day
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>>734354816
>i'm a republican

Got caught tellin a mother fucking lie.
I think i might have two steaks now top fucking kek
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>>734355018
Black men do this all the time also
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>>734355157
Didn't say you were; you don't have to be a Republican/conservative to support Trump, his policies, or just be glad he's up there. The Alt-Right [bowel] 'movement' predicates on that.
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>>734352594
preach
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What grinds my gears?
When I see "Watch out for motorcycles" and similar shit but motorcyclists drive like they own the road and endanger not only their own but other people's lives with their reckless driving. There's no reason that you should blow past me while I'm already going 80 on the freeway just to show off your big balls or some other retarded shit.
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>>734353645
simmer down, dipshit
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>>734355473
You are so fucking stupid you didn't even realise I was talking about you.
You claimed to be conservative yourself faggot. Why would you have those pictures saved if you were.
Top fucking kek you are so fucking dumb
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>>734355694
>you claimed to be conservative
When and how? I said I wasn't a liberal, but that doesn't automatically mean I'm a conservative. That false dichotomy you've got going is exactly what I was talking about: not everyone who disagrees with you is automatically a 'libtard.'

Don't forge tto flip those steaks while you're trying to keep up with me.
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>when my maintenance light for changing my oil comes on, and stays on after I change the oil and the filter.
>splinters under my fingernails
>splinters under my toenails
>nail based injuries
>really, really stupid advertisements
>jews
>trap and dick rate threads. There never seems to be a shortage of them, especially when I want a good gore/rekt thread.
>people who refuse to debate using facts, and only use their feelings
>lists
>PETA
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What grinds my gears
Religion
Modders in videogames
Bullies
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You know what grinds my gears?

Everything.
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>>734355938
Good going my dude <3 fuck the right
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>>734350070
What grinds my gears is muslims.
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>>734350070
what grinds my gears is friction
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>>734352383
If you live in America and buy your eggs from a store you kinda have to, you stupid nigger faggot
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What grinds my gears:
I work in Human Resources and every single one of these threads always has something along the lines of "I hate people in Human Resources" why. Honestly why.
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