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Have a fuck date with the gf tomorrow and since we dont get to

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Have a fuck date with the gf tomorrow and since we dont get to do it often (both live with families) Im saving my cum for her. 3 days worth of semen atm.
I have a huge cock and I usually cum a lot, so I should fuck her up real good. Make me hard so I will produce even more semen.

inb4 you ask, wont post her pics.
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Pics or gtfo
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>>734323942
That's not how a penis works...
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>>734324120
dafuq do you mean? If I edge myself a few times without cumming, you bet the spray is going to be a lot bigger
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>>734323942
I wouldn't bother. Either you're such a fucking faggot, since you want guys to get you hard on the interwebz, that you won't be able to get it up. Or she'll meet you and realize you're fucking retarded and slip out the bathroom window after giving you a fake name..
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>>734324259
my gf will give me a fake name? Well, she held the mask up for a long time then xD
I dont expect you to come in and jerk my cock for me, just help a brother out ffs
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>>734323942
Fuck off with your life story faggot just start a porn thread like a normal anon holy fucking shit no one gives a fuck
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Still waiting on pics
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>>734323942

> Make me hard
> Wont post her pics

Fuck off then, get hard yourself faggot

Quid pro quo motherfucker
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>>734324421
it all begone in 1864...

fuck off, will you help a bro out or leech? Limp dick in my hands atm, is so fucking sad
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>>734324599
I mean, I can post random pics and lie thats her, but im not a faggot. Wont post anyones pics if they didnt want me to. Can post mine if you are that thirsty since idgaf
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Tits or gtfo faggot
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>>734324773
>Selfie thread

Go!!
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>>734324773

> Not a faggot
> Asking random people help to get an erection

Pick one
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>>734324831
Tits. Fine. Fuck you are all retarded
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> Make me hard
> Wont post her pics
> Not a faggot
> Posts fake pic of her

Such a faggot
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>>734325094
Not a fake pic. Posted tits. To be fair, they are OC since its from a random Skype ho, but not my gf
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>>734324916
I have a sneaking suspicion thats not her
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>>734323942
woah dude, i thought pic related :(
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>>734325400
Yea, I wish. Dont tell her tho
She makes it up with the ass. Kinda.
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>>734325400
Yea, no shit
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>>734323942
What's is the point of this? If you don't jerk off for days, you'll cum in seconds, and she will laugh at you.
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