Prove you are not an americunt?

My BMI is not within a unhealthy range.

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>>734315605
>tfw rest of world either hates you or wants to be you
That's called winning.

>>734315814
>>tfw rest of world either hates you or wants to be you

Thats not how you spell "german".

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>>734317022

>>734315605
i can speak more than 1 language

>>734315814
The jews can say the same thing

>>734315605
i can go to a buffet and only eat a reasonable amount of food.

>>734315605
I eat snails

my country has never won a war.

I can't afford food.

>>734315605
I can buy kvass at any bar in my town

Atleast I don't have crooked, dirty teeth.

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>>734318030
Also this is kvass

>>734315605
My country doesn't matter.

My 7 yr old daughter is currently being raped by followers of the religion of peace.

>>734315605
>Prove you are not an americunt
1. I poor
2. My nation lazy, no work, lots vacation
3. We uneducated
4. We never invent anything
5. We bash murrica all time cuz jelly

Most of my food doesnt contain corn syrup and carcinogens

my nation could beat vietnam

>>734315605
I don t microwave my shoes to make tea

>>734318374
I could never be this butthurt

>>734317022
>German
Sure Hans
;^)

>>734318461
Fucking kek

Я живy в poccийcкoм мyхocpaнcкe.

>>734318374
Are you Russian?

>>734318545
I >>734318374 just telling truth.
Like most in my nation, I would sell my organs to get visa to U.S.

>>734315605
I'm Texan

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>>734318374
>>734318926

Also my first tought.

>>734319001

Im sorry, I hope that is curable.

>>734315814
Shut the fuck up you stupid fat yank.

My bread isn't sweet. Heck, none of our foods are.

I don't have government sponsored High fructose corn syrup in almost every food item I buy; my country has marked HFCS as hazardous, like every other civilised country.

>>734317269
Yes and the jews are certainly winning.
Smallest demographic in the world, yet everyone says they run everything.

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I don't have to declare bankruptcy if I have to go to the hospital

My country has a legal system that helps prevent recidivism instead of promote it

>>734319001
Best fucking state inside of the best fucking nation

>>734319764
Fucking fat bastard. Go eat a burger.

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do I have to say more?

i'm not fat,i don't think i'm the center of the universe, i have government provided universal health care, when something goes wrong in my life i don't want to kill myself, my president is not a reality T.V host

>>734319723
>prevent recidivism
Right, because you have almost no niggers in your country.

>>734319826
Go back to being civilised, britbong.

>>734319847
Looks like Aussie NBN speeds. Romania has faster speeds. South (good) Korea has way faster speeds than the US on average.

>>734318414
>Most of my food doesn't contain corn syrup and carcinogens
>Most of my food doesn't contain
>my food does't
>my food
>no food

>>734319826
better than those fucking shit toast sandwiches

>>734318926
>>734319150
no
filipino

>>734315605
Пpyфы: ты пидop. A я pyccкий. Taкиe дeлa.

>>734319937
Right after your fat yanky fucks asses eat all the McDonald burgers with extra extra cheese and die of diabetes you fucking yank.

>>734319892
as if rapefugees, turks and marrocans aren't the same shit

>>734315605
We have no real freedom here.
Government took all our guns.
Is corrupt and brainwashes.
We can do nothing.

>>734319989
well it said I have worse internet connection than 75% of my country but I'm already paying 20 fucking euros for this

>>734320059
I eat a fucking bagel with sausages you lard ass.

>>734320218
op said "prove you're not american", not "prove you ARE american"

i have government provided health care

>>734315605
>can speak croatian, german, english, italian and some russian
>think that € is the superior currency
>went to an actual college not to an adolescent kindergarden
>not terrified of commies
>drink actual beer instead of piss water

Fuck 'burgers

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my ambulance rides are completely free.

>>734320145
That's the list of the top shit-tier subhumans of Germany sorted by their shittiness.

1. Turks
2. Arabs
3. Rapefugees
4. Albanians
5. Niggers*
6. Syrians*

* >This group will rise in rank due to the rapefugee-crisis.

>>734320218
Lol can't even talk properly, great school systems in murica.

>>734320279
So sad you cant be original with the insults

>>734319989
Its hilarious how Romania has some of the fastest internet speeds, yet the lowest GDP and tech involvement of any country in the world.

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im finnish

>>734320695
It's because those fuckers are the hot single women who're waiting on you behind every porn ad.

>>734320369
you're clearly retarded, cause he's talking about britbongistan

>>734320817
I dont understand this ridiculous notion that British people have no freedom? We just dont have guns everywhere. How is having no guns = to no freedom, proportionately we have far far far less refugees than America, far less rape cases from immigrants than America.

>>734320695
If you build it, they will come.

On topic:
My political leader does not spend the equivalent of the entire year's art budget almost every weekend at a venue he owns (putting tax dollars in his own pocket each time).

>>734320550
-My president is not Putin's bitch
-I'm not a crazed gunman or a delusional snowflake millennial cuck
-i don't have to sell my fucking house every time i get sick

>>734321092
Sure you do, just keep saying that to yourself and you should eventually believe it

>>734315605

I always need a calculator to decipher those stinking inches, yards, miles, pounds of shit

>>734318062
dental care is free in the u :^)

>>734321189
Americas freedom changes radically from state to state, its legal to have an abortion anywhere in the UK You can drink at 18, have sex at 16. Americans are so blinded by their ridiculous media, they are convinced they have all the freedom, when Murica is quickly becoming one of the most cucked nation in the world.

>>734321092
Because your country is the size of one of our medium sized states.
>do you even per capita

>>734321384
Which just strengthens my argument you dense fuck.

>>734321460
>Murcia has more people and more rape. UK has less people and less rape. Case closed hur dur

Really?

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>>734318461

>>734321773
I said proportionately, learn to read. Oh wait your schools are essentially arenas for black people to fight and say whassup, while leaning backwards.

>>734320218
>>734320369
I'm a Deutchlander, faggot.
How fucking dumb are you?

>>734320626
>in murrica
kek
Neuperlach (Deutchland)

>>734321882
Germany has great schools, so why you hating on the UK?

>>734321835
>chequem8

>>734315605
my power is 240v 50hz

I get vaccines, because my media isnt retarded.

We're fully legalizing pot and raising our minimum wage to $15 so even though we're better than America in every way, I'll be drowned in inflation before I even get a chance to start my career.

>>734320461
>can speak croatian
why?
nobody croats
land of the dumbasses
if you are not aware, croatia is the most hated country in the world (neo nazi government, denial of genocide, no human rights, no freedom, horrible hospitality, tons of hate)
>dumbass croat confirmed

lol
you would brag about speaking languages like croatian???

>>734321874
And you'd still be wrong. At very least your making a unverifiable claim. The definition of crimes varies wildly between the U.K. And the US. So the figures from the two reporting agents aren't going to going to be comparable in any significant way.

>>734322110
Spain? Uruguay?

>>734322237
The definition of rape? Of a refugee? Fuck off you're just making excuses.

>>734321092
Internet censorship in Britain is widespread.
Apparently you don't live here m8.
Our media is waaaay worse than the U.S. media with the fake news too.
Muslims aplenty.

Most of my m8s would give their left nut for an hero like murrica's Trump. Seems like murrica found some balls. Maybe they can stop what we failed to, though by present stats it appears whites will be the minority in murrica in 2042--then there is no coming back. Whites will be no more.

>>734315605
My government isn´t at war with intelligence.

>>734321382
>freedom
>abortion
Abortion has nothing to do with freedom, moron.

>>734322408
oh no I cant use watchseries, internet is useless.

saying m8 loads doesnt make you look British.

hahah look at all the angry americans coming in late.

>>734315605
We rule the world.
>best standard of living
>most freedom
>sexiest women
>best food
>most powerful military
GET FUCKING TRIGGERED EUROFAG ;)

>>734322267
Canada, it's basically America done right but in the most unfortunately cold place on Earth

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>>734322736
I love canada. Better it be a cold nation than a stupid nation (like america)

>>734322641
Those are all false.

>source: educated american

>>734322504
>You can't have an abortion because I say you can't
>We're still all about that freedom tho

>>734322736
>America done right
Wanna know how I know you're a commie?

t. Canadian frog

>>734322391
Actually yes. In most States in the US rape is only forcible penetration by a penis. The rest is considered sexual assault. In UK any forcible penetration is rape.

To further illustrate the point, according to the figures from 2010, Britain had a violent crime rate 4 times higher than the US. 2,043 cases out of every 100,000 residents in the U.K. compared to 466 out of 100,000 in the US.

I don't think anyone actually believes it's true, but that's what the numbers say. But numbers lie all the damn time.

You have plenty of valid reasons to hold to your main point that Americans are brainwashed to think they have all the freedom(I 100% agree with you) but use better support.

Like how Britain has consistently ranked higher on the Economic Freedom of the World Index than the US for almost a decade now.

>>734322641
>best standard of living
If you're a multimillionaire jew maybe
>most freedom
Say hi to the NSA for me
>sexiest women
Crack whores and niggers, yum
>best food
Imported food
>most powerful military
什么?

>>734322978
>everything i don't like is a commie

>>734317879
It says prove you ARENT an americunt.

I think the only war America has won was its war of independence and that wasn't really a war rather the west indies trading company trying to colonize it for profits.

Witc=! A country

Therefore cannot be considered a 'war'

>>734323086
And yes I am an Americunt and I am totally not proud of that fact. So stop fucking up criticisms of the US and giving the conservitards ammo

>>734318263
Only accurate answer

My country genuinely doesn't interfere in the business of other countries in an exaggerated overbearing way

I eat vegetables.

>>734315605
I just got bombed waiting in line at a concert and lost my daughter. :(

>>734315605

I don't get an erection when I see a gun

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>farenheit is a meme unit of measure
>I'm living on government financial help
>I speak 3 languages
>my country's economy is the most sound on the planet
>pick related doesn't scare me

>>734318263
How is Utah and the LDS, anon?

>>734323584
Denmark?

>>734323221
That just makes you a fag
>>734323539
>t. yuropoor idiot

>>734315605
I pirated an Ubisoft game and the SWAT didn't storm my house and killed my dog

>>734323642
Found the sandnigger. Death to Mohammed.

>>734315605
I have no weapons in home

>>734323661
Close but I'm not retarded sweden

>>734315605
>Prove you are not an americunt?
USA is a piece of shit

>>734323791
What do you have against your brother-in-law?

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>>734319847
>upload 0.56 mb/s

>>734323878
Fair enough. Good game. Always wanted to go to Sweden.

>>734324073
Not a swede either

>>734324009
ehhhhh i think ill not show my down/upload speeds

>>734323715

Addendum: I don't assume everyone that is not an american is european.

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>>734319001
My fucking nigga

>>734323755
>pirated an Ubisoft game
Ubisoft games are not even worth pirating anymore

>>734324136
Oh whoops misunderstood you friend. Has to be Germany then.

>>734322736
>elected trudeau
>retarded hate speech laws
>Vancouver majority immigrants
>overall going down the shitter
H'okay friend, whatever helps you sleep at night up there

>>734321983
fyi, u.s. is 480v
it is stepped down via transformers
it is also three phase

most of the rest of the world is two phase and is 240V, or at most 380 or 400V
far less efficient
far more expensive

further, this is reflected in the cost per kW in the U.S., which is far less than the rest of the world


>thinking because you have 240V (and 50Hz cycle is worse too, fyi) and can't afford transformers that it is "better" electricity than the U.S. at 120V
>not knowing U.S. pays less for electricity than you
>not knowing 120V in the U.S. is by design and the flow of electricity is actually more efficient in the U.S., stepped down only at the local pole (there are transformers EVERYWHERE) in the U.S. because they can apparently afford them or have invested in their infrastructure as such), and also happens to be much safer than our 240V (which can kill you)
>being this retarded

I am an electrical engineer, and no, I'm NOT American, but there system is better and anybody with a background in electrical engineering would agree.

>>734322956
Abortion has been legal in the U.S. since 1973 (Roe v. Wade)
I'm not sure what you are talking about implying it is the opposite of this, but then again, you continue to make no sense just as you have throughout this thread so maybe no one should try to understand you. Your butthurt is obvious, and sad.
Secondly, the notion that "freedom" be associated with "abortion" is absurd. Whether characterized as freedom to kill a non-living being, or freedom to kill a living being (depending on what you believe), neither is consistent with the use of "freedom" to kill another. Freedom has nothing to do with this and there is no inalienable right to abort a child.

I give up as you are clearly too dumb to be here.