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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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free international shipping?
with tracking number?
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>>734314385
Yes please
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>>734314385
Nah I'm good fam
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>>734314385
fuck
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Can I have more than one?
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>>734314385
Please please please
Lord knows it would be the first time
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>>734314385
I replied 2 days ago and still no gf, OP is a faggot.
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Is god real?
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lies
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>>734314385
:)
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pls
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Eh, let's try
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>>734315007
>>734314385

only by getting, will u be able to got a gf, chekem
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>>734314385
nah
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Fine
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you're the boss
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Well if you say so, but I doubt it works, it didn't three times before.
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>>734314385
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
*2
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k
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Sad people :(
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>>734314385
So I just need to text my ex?
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sure
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>>734314385
ok
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>>734314385
It never works ;-; but I must keep trying
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well
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>>734314385
Nice
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Okej
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Worth a try
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>>734314385
Japanese please
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please be real
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nicememe
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are traps ok
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>>734314385
Ha! Jokes on you! I don't want a gf
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i want to die
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>>734314385
oshit
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Please
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>>734314710
Fpbp
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>>734314385
Broke up with my ex gf again time for a new one
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Morman
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Giff gf
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>>734314385
Dear Kami Sama, pleasu, givu me waifu. Thank yuu!
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>>734314385
does this mean i have to go outside?
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There was a thread talking about to drink horse cum why i need a gf?
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deal
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Finally!
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good kek friend
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Let the miracle begin
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>>734314385
ok
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magic
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please work this time
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What
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>>734314385
I dunno. Doesn't seem legit.
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k
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>>734316886
what an ugly piece of shit
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>>734316905
Sad Jesus
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aight, let it happen
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Every fucking time suckered in.
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>>734317485
It's me now.
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i want a gf that cAN SUCC
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please bless me with a girlfriend who I can love a cherish forever.
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Ok
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Probably about time, but I will never forgive myself for leaving her, so many memories :3
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yes please
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>>734314385
Me
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>>734314385
Gogogo
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>>734314385
give
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This is hot
More beat up women
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>>734314385
Please
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Well wouldn't that be something
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whatever..
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Seriously?
What about those of us who are ugly, hate filled, have a comically small penis, premature jizzing and have lived the last five years in love with both our best friend and Lisa Simpson?
I mean, if you can, then cool, if not I'll go back to masturbating in the bath to Ringo Starr music
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What if you're at specific point in life where you know you need to work on yourself
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gibe pussi b0ss
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>>734314385
Ok
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fuck you, this never works. my mum is still alive, thats proof enough
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>>734314385
okay
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>>734314385
brapp
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A new one sounds good right about now.
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>>734314385
No
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IT is impossible
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>>734314385free
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>>734318567
....Prostitution? I think that's a fair compromise with life.
I've got a dark alley, a bad idea and a Paul Simon shirt that says this woman is going to help me towards me this copy of Tombi
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>>734314385
But I don't want a GF.
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>>734314385
Mid
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hopefully she likes me too
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No hope for us
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>>734318933
If she doesn't tell me to fuck off I'll be doing better with her than most girls :)
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps * s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly * what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* ⏱
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need me a bad bitch
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>>734314385

Gimmi some pussy pls
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>>734314385
m'lady
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TAYLOR SWIFT.... TAYLOR SWIFT...
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>>734314385
Bueno
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>>734314385
kms
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Precious
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might as well
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>>734314385
Whatll happen to my boyfriend?
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>>734314385
no
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>>734314385
plzzzzzz
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>>734314385
nothing to lose
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>>734314385
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>>734314385
k
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I'm hitting on this one trap
Bls work
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>>734314385
Why she having bacon on her face kek
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i wish lmao
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>bait?
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>>734314385
The one on the bus plz
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sure thing
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>>734314385
lets try again..
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Ok
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>>734314385
op better deliver
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>>734314385
sure
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>>734314385
this is the way to go OP
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>>734314385
fake and gay.

I always replied and never got a gf.
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>>734314385
(you)
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sounds good
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Uh huh
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>>734314385
toast
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Ofc
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Sure
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>>734314385
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don't lie to meeeee
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>>734314385
Bless my dubs
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>>734314385
skeet skeet?
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>>734314385
Didn't work yesterday. Better luck today?
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Faggots
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I have aids
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>>734314385

Not likely.
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Lol ok
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>>734314385
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>734314385
score
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gib girl
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Fuck yes
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So I don't have to kidnap girls anymore?
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>>734314385
yeah cuz that surely works
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>>734314385
I wish this works
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I'll take one
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Gimme a second one
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I need a new gf
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Would you anon, a straight guy, rub your bulge against a emo twink boi who's down on his knees?
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100%
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>>734314385
psh if only
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>>734314385
I'm so lonely
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>>734314385
I bet you lied to us
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Please
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>>734314385
sign me up
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>>734314385
pls
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>>734324675
>>734324675
Are you fucking gay?
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>>734314385
What if I don't want another one?

aw shit I replied
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>>734325380
No, but I only date guys/traps, not women, they're fucked up
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Hmmmm??
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>>734314385
Yes pls op
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>>734314385
Let's see.
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>>734325540
Letting a trap suck your dick is not too gay cant say the same about guys. ALOT of women are selfish and evil.
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>>734314385
Actually can i get a harem?
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ok
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>>734314385
going out with two hotties today, hope one will
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>>734314385
ye okay
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>>734314385
Do you ever get tired of making this gay thread?
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hm
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>>734314385
i want a gf too
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>>734325540
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>>734314385
this picture is very disturbing, what's the story behind it?
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>>734325714
Dont be jealous of the replies anon, come on, be nice.
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>>734314385
Cool
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:P
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>>734325811
You're right, my apologies. I just want some (you)'s to myself :(
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>>734325797
Gay
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>>734325906
another one
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>>734314385
ples god
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kk
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>>734314385
get
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dubs for truth
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Oh GOD
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>>734314385
help
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>>734314385
Will it be delivered to my house? In a box? Does it need maintenance?
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>>734314385
I don't want a GF unless it's a qt android. And that shit ain't happening for around 40-50 years.
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Well let's hope
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>>734314385
You never know
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plz God plz make her want my tiny cock
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So let it be!
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>>734327303
Maybe some assembly required.
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>>734314385
N
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>>734314385
Please
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>>734314710
Under rated
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>>734314385
K
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>>734314385
i'm somewhat sceptical of this
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>>734314385
????
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But my left hand isn't detaching from my body is it?
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Reply for interest
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>>734314385
k
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>>734314385
yep i want the gal that looked a bit like this in december
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>>734327919
Will update tomorrow
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>>734314385
i wish
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luckyyy
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Trump senpai
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Why not
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>>734314385
god I hope so. need someone besides my mom to tend to my emotional needs before I kill myself
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>>734314385
yea rite
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>>734314385
done
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>>734314385
FeelsBadMan
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>>734314385
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>>734314385
I don't think so!
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this thread only works if you roll dubs + check em
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Definitely
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Give me sauce on OP's pic.
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>>734328302
is that a pube?
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>>734314385
>KEEP SPASTICALLY MAKING THESE THREADS AND YOU WILL HAVE AN MOAR LONELY BY TOMORROW.
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>>734314385
nice
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>>734314385
pls
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>>734318568
b0ss
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I want to kill myself
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>>734314385
Pls
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..
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>>734314385
not to worry my dudes
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Could be, lets try
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I wish so :(
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>>734314385
Calling bullshit, but why not
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>>734314385
here goes nothing
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>>734314385
I want the gf
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k
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>>734314385
Looser reporting in.
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Can I get a new one? Mine is broken.
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Going to a party, can't risk it
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The thing is, I only have one possibility for this and I don't like it. I don't want it. So I'm jinxing it for me. Do NOT give me a girlfriend, motherfucker.
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>>734314385
This never works, i only get a gf tomorrow if i get dubs
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>>734314385
test
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>>734314385
Im desperatel, lel
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Pls
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sure m8
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Kek must will it, check em
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>>734314385
I feel stupid
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free shipping
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>>734314385
Bump
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REPLY
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Fuck off
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Will she be hot?
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>>734314385
i hope my wife is ok with this
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>>734314385
ää
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>>734314385
Why not?
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>>734314385
OK
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Okay
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No I wont.
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I want to believe
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>>734314385
this time for sure
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Roll
Hopefully this one
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aaye lmao
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>>734314385
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nigger nigger nigger
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BELIEVE
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>>734314385
Well I guess as long as you're just handing them out.
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>>734314385
gf plz ;_;
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>>734314385
It doesn't hurt to try so hopefully
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Worth a shot
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>>734314385
Yep
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Will I have more luck if I get dubs
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Fake. it doesn't work
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traps =/= girlfriends
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fuck yes
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i want gf
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Pls
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>>734314710
I am skeptical of your claim OP.
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If only it were this easy.
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>>734314385
finally
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>>734314385
Please god.. I'm so lonely.
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>>734314385
yes
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>>734314385
my god pls
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please
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>>734314385
pls
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>>734314385
This is the saddest thing I have seen, Cant say I blame them though.
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>>734314385
Sounds great OP, thaks!
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>>734314385
doubt it nigger
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>>734314385
is it tomorrow yet?
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>>734314385

Yes my man
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>>734314385
heck it
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Otay
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this thread is really sad
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Dawn.
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>>734314385
?
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k
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>>734314385

I want one with a good covfefe
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the thirst is real
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>>734314385
How?
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>>734314385
yeah baby
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>>734314385
XD
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ok
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>>734314385
Why not?
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>>734314385
sure
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>>734314385
Pls
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