REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

free international shipping?
with tracking number?

>>734314385
Yes please

>>734314385
Nah I'm good fam

>>734314385
fuck

Can I have more than one?

>>734314385
Please please please
Lord knows it would be the first time

>>734314385
I replied 2 days ago and still no gf, OP is a faggot.

Is god real?

lies

>>734314385
:)

pls

Eh, let's try

>>734315007
>>734314385

only by getting, will u be able to got a gf, chekem

>>734314385
nah

Fine

you're the boss

Well if you say so, but I doubt it works, it didn't three times before.

>>734314385
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
*2

k

Sad people :(

>>734314385
So I just need to text my ex?

sure

>>734314385
ok

>>734314385
It never works ;-; but I must keep trying

well

>>734314385
Nice

Okej

Worth a try

>>734314385
Japanese please

please be real

nicememe

are traps ok

>>734314385
Ha! Jokes on you! I don't want a gf

i want to die

>>734314385
oshit

Please

>>734314710
Fpbp

>>734314385
Broke up with my ex gf again time for a new one

Morman

Giff gf

>>734314385
Dear Kami Sama, pleasu, givu me waifu. Thank yuu!

>>734314385
does this mean i have to go outside?

There was a thread talking about to drink horse cum why i need a gf?

deal

Finally!

good kek friend

Let the miracle begin

>>734314385
ok

magic

please work this time

What

>>734314385
I dunno. Doesn't seem legit.

k

>>734316886
what an ugly piece of shit

>>734316905
Sad Jesus

aight, let it happen

Every fucking time suckered in.

>>734317485
It's me now.

i want a gf that cAN SUCC

please bless me with a girlfriend who I can love a cherish forever.

Ok

Probably about time, but I will never forgive myself for leaving her, so many memories :3

yes please

>>734314385
Me

>>734314385
Gogogo

>>734314385
give

This is hot
More beat up women

>>734314385
Please

Well wouldn't that be something

whatever..

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Seriously?
What about those of us who are ugly, hate filled, have a comically small penis, premature jizzing and have lived the last five years in love with both our best friend and Lisa Simpson?
I mean, if you can, then cool, if not I'll go back to masturbating in the bath to Ringo Starr music

What if you're at specific point in life where you know you need to work on yourself

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gibe pussi b0ss

>>734314385
Ok

fuck you, this never works. my mum is still alive, thats proof enough

>>734314385
okay

>>734314385
brapp

A new one sounds good right about now.

>>734314385
No

IT is impossible

>>734314385free

>>734318567
....Prostitution? I think that's a fair compromise with life.
I've got a dark alley, a bad idea and a Paul Simon shirt that says this woman is going to help me towards me this copy of Tombi

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>>734314385
But I don't want a GF.

>>734314385
Mid

hopefully she likes me too

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No hope for us

>>734318933
If she doesn't tell me to fuck off I'll be doing better with her than most girls :)

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps * s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly * what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* ⏱

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need me a bad bitch

>>734314385

Gimmi some pussy pls

>>734314385
m'lady

TAYLOR SWIFT.... TAYLOR SWIFT...

>>734314385
Bueno

>>734314385
kms

Precious

might as well

>>734314385
Whatll happen to my boyfriend?

>>734314385
no

>>734314385
plzzzzzz

>>734314385
nothing to lose

>>734314385

>>734314385
k

I'm hitting on this one trap
Bls work

>>734314385
Why she having bacon on her face kek

i wish lmao

>bait?

>>734314385
The one on the bus plz

sure thing

>>734314385
lets try again..

Ok

>>734314385
op better deliver

>>734314385
sure

>>734314385
this is the way to go OP

>>734314385
fake and gay.

I always replied and never got a gf.

>>734314385
(you)

sounds good

Uh huh

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>>734314385
toast

Ofc

Sure

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>>734314385

don't lie to meeeee

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>>734314385
Bless my dubs

>>734314385
skeet skeet?

>>734314385
Didn't work yesterday. Better luck today?

Faggots

I have aids

>>734314385

Not likely.

Lol ok

>>734314385
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>734314385
score

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gib girl

Fuck yes

So I don't have to kidnap girls anymore?

>>734314385
yeah cuz that surely works

>>734314385
I wish this works

I'll take one

Gimme a second one

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I need a new gf

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Would you anon, a straight guy, rub your bulge against a emo twink boi who's down on his knees?

100%

>>734314385
psh if only

>>734314385
I'm so lonely

>>734314385
I bet you lied to us

Please

>>734314385
sign me up

>>734314385
pls

>>734324675
>>734324675
Are you fucking gay?

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>>734314385
What if I don't want another one?

aw shit I replied

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>>734325380
No, but I only date guys/traps, not women, they're fucked up

Hmmmm??

>>734314385
Yes pls op

>>734314385
Let's see.

>>734325540
Letting a trap suck your dick is not too gay cant say the same about guys. ALOT of women are selfish and evil.

>>734314385
Actually can i get a harem?

ok

>>734314385
going out with two hotties today, hope one will

>>734314385
ye okay

>>734314385
Do you ever get tired of making this gay thread?

hm

>>734314385
i want a gf too

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>>734325540

>>734314385
this picture is very disturbing, what's the story behind it?

>>734325714
Dont be jealous of the replies anon, come on, be nice.

>>734314385
Cool

:P

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>>734325811
You're right, my apologies. I just want some (you)'s to myself :(

>>734325797
Gay

>>734325906
another one

>>734314385
ples god

kk

>>734314385
get

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dubs for truth

Oh GOD

>>734314385
help

>>734314385
Will it be delivered to my house? In a box? Does it need maintenance?

>>734314385
I don't want a GF unless it's a qt android. And that shit ain't happening for around 40-50 years.

Well let's hope

>>734314385
You never know

plz God plz make her want my tiny cock

So let it be!

>>734327303
Maybe some assembly required.

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>>734314385
N

>>734314385
Please

>>734314710
Under rated

>>734314385
K

>>734314385
i'm somewhat sceptical of this

>>734314385
????

But my left hand isn't detaching from my body is it?

Reply for interest

>>734314385
k

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>>734314385
yep i want the gal that looked a bit like this in december

>>734327919
Will update tomorrow

>>734314385
i wish

luckyyy

Trump senpai

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Why not

>>734314385
god I hope so. need someone besides my mom to tend to my emotional needs before I kill myself

>>734314385
yea rite

>>734314385
done

>>734314385
FeelsBadMan

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>>734314385

>>734314385
I don't think so!

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this thread only works if you roll dubs + check em

Definitely

Give me sauce on OP's pic.

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>>734328302
is that a pube?

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>>734314385
>KEEP SPASTICALLY MAKING THESE THREADS AND YOU WILL HAVE AN MOAR LONELY BY TOMORROW.

>>734314385
nice

>>734314385
pls

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>>734318568
b0ss

I want to kill myself

>>734314385
Pls

..

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>>734314385
not to worry my dudes

Could be, lets try

I wish so :(

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>>734314385
Calling bullshit, but why not

>>734314385
here goes nothing

>>734314385
I want the gf

k

>>734314385
Looser reporting in.

Can I get a new one? Mine is broken.

Going to a party, can't risk it

The thing is, I only have one possibility for this and I don't like it. I don't want it. So I'm jinxing it for me. Do NOT give me a girlfriend, motherfucker.

>>734314385
This never works, i only get a gf tomorrow if i get dubs

>>734314385
test

>>734314385
Im desperatel, lel

Pls

sure m8

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Kek must will it, check em

>>734314385
I feel stupid

free shipping

>>734314385
Bump

REPLY

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fuck off

Will she be hot?

>>734314385
i hope my wife is ok with this

>>734314385
ää

>>734314385
Why not?

>>734314385
OK

Okay

No I wont.

I want to believe

>>734314385
this time for sure

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Roll
Hopefully this one

aaye lmao

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>>734314385

nigger nigger nigger

BELIEVE

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>>734314385
Well I guess as long as you're just handing them out.

>>734314385
gf plz ;_;

>>734314385
It doesn't hurt to try so hopefully

Worth a shot

>>734314385
Yep

Will I have more luck if I get dubs

Fake. it doesn't work

traps =/= girlfriends

fuck yes

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i want gf

Pls

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>>734314710
I am skeptical of your claim OP.

If only it were this easy.

>>734314385
finally

>>734314385
Please god.. I'm so lonely.

>>734314385
yes

>>734314385
my god pls

please

>>734314385
pls

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>>734314385
This is the saddest thing I have seen, Cant say I blame them though.

>>734314385
Sounds great OP, thaks!

>>734314385
doubt it nigger

>>734314385
is it tomorrow yet?

>>734314385

Yes my man

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>>734314385
heck it

Otay

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this thread is really sad

Dawn.

>>734314385
?

k

>>734314385

I want one with a good covfefe

the thirst is real

>>734314385
How?

>>734314385
yeah baby

>>734314385
XD

ok

>>734314385
Why not?

>>734314385
sure

>>734314385
Pls