REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
What about those of us who are ugly, hate filled, have a comically small penis, premature jizzing and have lived the last five years in love with both our best friend and Lisa Simpson?
I mean, if you can, then cool, if not I'll go back to masturbating in the bath to Ringo Starr music
....Prostitution? I think that's a fair compromise with life.
I've got a dark alley, a bad idea and a Paul Simon shirt that says this woman is going to help me towards me this copy of Tombi
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps * s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly * what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* ⏱
Would you anon, a straight guy, rub your bulge against a emo twink boi who's down on his knees?
What if I don't want another one?
aw shit I replied
No, but I only date guys/traps, not women, they're fucked up
You're right, my apologies. I just want some (you)'s to myself :(
yep i want the gal that looked a bit like this in december
this thread only works if you roll dubs + check em
>KEEP SPASTICALLY MAKING THESE THREADS AND YOU WILL HAVE AN MOAR LONELY BY TOMORROW.
Well I guess as long as you're just handing them out.
This is the saddest thing I have seen, Cant say I blame them though.