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Roll a 69 to decide what I do to my passed out alcoholic mom.

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Roll a 69 to decide what I do to my passed out alcoholic mom.
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Dick in her ass with timestamp.
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tit grab
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>>734303731
Reroll.
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Put her in your car and drive her to rehab
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>>734303657
Cum on face
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>>734303731
'RErolll
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lets see them nips
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>>734303657
single drop of cum on her nose
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>>734303731
Reroll
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Show spread pussy
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>>734303657
VAG pic with timestamp
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Get her a glass of water so she doesnt have a headache in the morning
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just stick your dick in her appropriate place
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>>734303844
Reroll
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>>734303865
reroll
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>>734303866
So close
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>>734303865
Roll
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>>734303858
Roll
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>>734303657
Show belly button then go to bed.
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>>734303896
>96
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take off shirt
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>>734303858
Do that first...

>>734303865
...and then this.
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shit on her chest
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>>734303858
Rollll
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>>734303731
Reroll
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Dick in pussy
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Protect her airway so she doesn't die.
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Shit on her chest
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video yourself farting in her face.
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Cum in her mouth
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>>734303989
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>>734303657
Rolling for cum shot to face
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>>734303657
Smack her with some flour in your hand lol
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>>734303865
>>734303999
>NOWWW
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>>734303731
rolling for this
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Fuck her right in the pussy. Cum on face.
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>>734303858
Re-roll
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>>734303731
Reroll
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>>734304004
Do it for trips?
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Sign her up for rehab
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Nothing
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Dick in her ear.
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>>734303999
this this this!
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Cut off a lock of hair
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be a good son
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>>734303865
This.
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>>734303999
We have a win
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>>734304026
This
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>>734303999
Rollerino boyos
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finger in asshole
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>>734303999
>trips
KEK WILLS IT
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>>734303731
Reroll
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>>734303657
Finger up her ass then in her mouth
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Put a fidget spinner on her nose
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>>734303999
pls now
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>>734303999
boi
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cockslap
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>>734303999
do this
then timestamp faggot
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>>734303657
Cum on face
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draw swastika with sharpie on her forehead
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>>734303999
OP will not deliver
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Make her breakfast
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Getting bored.... Ummm..... put an ice pack over her nipples
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post the damn timestamp first then
>>734303865
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>>734303999
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>>734304143
reroll
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Cum on her face
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Cum in mouth
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>>734304117
Do you speak French ? boi, you le faggot
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rest her hand in a pot of warm water - let nature do the rest
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>>734303997
this
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OP is a faggot and full of shit.
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>>734303731
Rerolllllll
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>>734303731
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroll
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>>734303657
kill her
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Finger in pussy
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>>734304182
Reroll
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Leave her alone and go to bed faggot.
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thumb in vag
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>>734303731
Up the butt
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asshole over her mouth
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>>734304222
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kill her
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fucking faggot, u are pussy and not doing anything
we all know that
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timestamp or fake and gay
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duct tape dildos to her hands, then tickle her face
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>>734304280
Your suggestion is %100 Gay.

I am rolling for cum in mouth
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>>734303731
Roll
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>>734303657
get your pants off, and wake her up and say she was about to suck you cock before she passed out
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>>734303657
>>734303865
>>734303731
>Order requested!
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Dick in pussy. Cum in mouth.
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Tie her to bed and facefuck her
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>>734304367
Roll
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Write on either of her tits,

>... and my tiny, little nipples went to FRANCE!
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Cum in her mouth
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Penetrate her and record it
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Put your dick in her happy spot
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Make your dick her mustache
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pull down her pants, shit in them, then pull them back up.
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>>734304440
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>>734304429
This.
Then webm the video and post it to /gif/
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Wake her up and make her watch Big Bang Theory
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>734304458
Reroll
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Finger her!
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pee on her
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>>734303657
Cum in mouth
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Cum in her mouth.
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Op realized hes fucked and pussied out, FAG
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Leave her alone and go to sleep, what the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>734303657
more pics you fgt
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take pics of vag, ass and tits, upload here.
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>>734303731
roll
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>>734304440
Kek. Reroll.
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Tuck her in like how she raised you. Then fuck her butthole
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>>734304458
re-reroll
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Cum on her face
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>>734303731
>>734304458
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tit pix
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Lick her asshole.
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>>734303731
roll
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leave her alone and go to sleep
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>>734303731
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Make her suck your dick
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>>734303858
roll
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>>734304596
Roll
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>>734304489
Do it faggot
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>>734304556

69 get
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Make her a bowl of eggs...
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>>734304526
roll
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make her some food and bring it to her.
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Stop with the incest and leave her alone!
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>>734303731
>>734303865
>>734304619
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>>734304562
Roll
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logn into her phone using her fingerprint and but 0 boxes of Pringles
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>>734304667

Don't fuck this up Jerry
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Post more images of her, specifically underwear and cleavage
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Call ambulance.
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Cum in her mouth then make out with her.
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leave her alone.
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>>734304440
roll. w/ timestamp
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>>734303731
3 6 9 Damn she fine.
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Undress.
Spread legs.
Post pics.
Fuck her right in the pussy.,
Cum in mouth
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Cum in a cup, pour water into same cup, throw it at her face, if she doesnt wake up you fuck her.
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close the door and call the gardener to "take care of business"
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>>734304556

Reroll
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>>734303731
>>734303865
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>>734304741
Reroll
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>>734303657
susan sarandon is your mom?
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>>734304728
reroll
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Fuck her and record it
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Do an sex up her
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Make out and then intercourse
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>>734303731
Baby give it to me ONE more time.
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>>734304777
Win?
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Let her give u a rim job
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>>734304777

The trips have spoken
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Cum all over her face
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>>734304777
WIN BITCH
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Cum on her toothbrush
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go to sleep leave her be
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Fuck her butt faggot. Right now. Do it.
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>>734304869
draw a swastika on her forehead.
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debends, she wunt sum fuk?
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Dick in ear. Timestamp.
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Give her a nice facial
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>>734303731
Get low
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>>734304831
Op said 69 you massive faggot
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rollito
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>>734304852
Fuck off cuck.
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>>734303657
pull her panties off, spread her pussy with your fingers, show us, lick fingers
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Cum in her mouth then make out with her
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>>734303999
>99 is not 69
>win
kys
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dirty sanchez
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When she wakes up, make her eat ALL of the eggs!
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cut off your dick and put it in her mouth
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Perfect opportunity to tea bag her.
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Cover her up.
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Jizz on her mouth with timestamp
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>>734303657

take nudes of her and finish with cum on asshole
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Finger her asshole then suck your finger.
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Hit her in the face as vengeance of all the pain shes given you throughout your childhood
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>>734304987
ROLL
>>734305069
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Wake her up and confront her about her alcoholism
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Cum on her belly, then post pic.
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>>734304943
Who is the qt on the right?
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>>734303731
This
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Fuck her mouth
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>>734304970
Reroll
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>>734303657
do nuttin
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>>734303731
>>734303865
Roll for 85934898th time
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Put more covers on her, then go to bed.
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Take a nude pic , post it on her facebook, write as comment: Aww mommy is so sweet when shes asleep i love you mommy
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>>734303806
Rooolll
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in case you dumb faggots didnt get te memo, the win number is 69. every other roll is irrelevant and not a win. 69 only. fucking autists.
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Fuck her and cum on her face. With timestamp
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>>734305069
WINRAR
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>>734305069
thank you
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>>734305069
deliver
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>>734305069
holy shit
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Just fucking slap her stupid face anon. For all the times she let you down.
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>>734305069
WIN!!!
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>>734305086
Reroll
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>>734305069
DING DING DING
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>>734305069
WINRAR
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you better deliver jack
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OP's gonna deliver, I'm sure of it.
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>>734304941
reroll
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Leave a computer in front of her, looping a video of you crying, screaming "YOUR ALCOHOLISM DID THIS" while fucking yourself in the ass with a condom filled with shit. Then vomit on her face and run away.
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>>734305170
so close yet so far
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>>734305069
DO IT OP OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
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>>734305168

godfuckingdammit, so close

oh well, i guess >>734305069 will have to do
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Ops don't deliver ;_;
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Own up op, rape ya mum.
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why do people roll for shit that OP is never going to do? roll for something slightly funny that they might actually deliver on, not raping their fucking mum. this is why b is shit fucking retards
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>>734305279
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If OP delivers then he's a legend.
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>>734305279
Friendly reminder that someone from /b/ prior to the massive influx of newfagcancers would have done precisely this, because he wasn't a coward and EVERYTHING is for the lulz.
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>>734305357
He shall gain immortality through infamy
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This is the 2nd poster of thread. Op u little faggot u better deliver.
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Nut in her mouth
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>>734305415
You're a newfag
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>>734305572
Of course. I came here in 2008, around the time Jessi Slaughter was threatening brain slushies.
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Put her on her side and go to bed, kid.
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>>734305611
Fuck, dubs of truth
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Reroll
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>>734305611
OldFag
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winrar!!!
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Delivered
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>>734305069
winner
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>>734305279
nobody cares if some faggot puts whipped cream on their sleeping mom you stupid fuck. Go watch America's Funniest Home Videos for that shit. We roll for this shit on the off chance that shit actually goes down.
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>>734305909
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>>734305909
Nigger you missed the timestamp
Quick fix it shhh
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>>734303657
>>734305069

Just deliver something OP. Don't be a fag.
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>>734305909
holy shit op did deliver
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Deliver something
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Op is a faggot
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>>734303657
suck a nigga dick for 2011
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>>734305909
no timestamp...
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AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING OP YOU CUCK
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OP is a faggot
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HEY GUISE, OP HERE. IT WAS A JOKE, I LOVE MY MOM. BUT NOT ENOUGH TO PUT MY PEEPEE IN HER FARTBOX.

ROLL TRIPS AGAIN AND I'LL TAKE A PIC OF MY DICK IN FRONT OF HER PASSED OUT.
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fuck dis shit
>>734306986
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>>734306986
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>>734307093
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>>734306004
and yet you will complain when OP fails to deliver. go figure you braindead fucktard
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>>734305069
WINRAR
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>>734305909
op was not a faggot
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what did op expect asking /b what to do with his mom... ? the least you could have done was uncover her tits with timestamp.
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OP is faggot
<<what could have been
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K
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Jack off and cum on her face?
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