Go Vegan give it a go
I would cannibalize if I could get away with it
>>734301647
Give up bacon?! Heresy
>>734301647
Its not bad but its a pain in the ass having to stock up on vegan foods. That fucking shit is expensive. Now I just limit my portions of meat and carbs. Way better than being vegan or being an unhealthy fuck.
Give up shitposting. Give it a go.
>>734301647
I've eaten vegan for about two weeks, my health condition got so bad, I'm 24 and got heart pains, I had to stop
>>734301647
Vegan for everything ?
So, vegan for gas chambers ?
>>734301647
For every meal you go without eating an animal I'm going to kill three.
>>734302001
You obviously had no clue how to do it properly then. Go get mommy to keep cooking for you.
>>734301647
I try to eat as many different animals as possible in a day.
>>734301647
>vegan for world hunger
So you want people to starve?
>>734301859
Tastiest thing I've seen all day
Friendly reminder that eating meat is about as wrong as driving a car with bad gas mileage.
>>734302175
Well but you said going vegan for your health, I was two weeks vegan with French fries and ketchup, by the time I started eating Sauerbraten with cabbage again I got better
So seither you are wrong with vegan is better for my health, or French fries aren't vegan
>>734301647
What about the lives of plants?
I'll give up meat as soon as all the other omnivores on planet earth do. Until then, fuck off
>>734301647
I don't like veggies... so... no, also bacon cheese burgers
>>734302308
Meat tastes good, I dont think people are eating meat because they want to die quicker
save the plants! eat bacon!
>>734301647
My food shits on your food
>>734301647
>goes vegan
>achieves nothing
or
>doesn't get children
>stops perpetual envivronmental destruction
or>>734301737
>addresses the point at least
>>734301647
Only if you promise to not be a smug cuck for the rest of your life.
>>734301647
vegan here, shut up you're annoying
>>734302894
That's impossible for OP and you know it.
>>734302894
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck you raging faggot.
>>734301647
>visit Eritrea
>see a small child, he is alone
>his mother and father were killed by Ethiopian military strikes against "rebel" Eritrean militants
>he is obviously starving to death
>he approaches me
>I can tell he doesn't speak English, but he tries to communicate with me
>"please, food..."
>a reach into my cooler and pull out a Turkey sandwich, my lunch
>"here you go little guy"
>his eyes widen as he sees the sandwich
>he looks up at me
>"is that fucking meat you carnivore piece of shit? I'm Vegan I'm doing my part to end world hunger here and you're sitting there with a fucking Turkey sandwich. I'm veganow do you even live with yourself you fucking asshole. Kill yourself the world would be better off without your torture. I'm vegan"
>he leaves me in shame
>defeat, I devour the Turkey sandwich. Addicted to the cruelty, I realize it's my fault that the little boy was starving. If I had offered him a salad, his belly would be full right now
>>734302999
trips boi
>>734301647
Nah.
well OP can check off the top left symptom at least
>>734301647
Most of these points are invalid because they are made by greed. For example is human-made and wanted. War is human-made and wanted. They are both businesses. Same with the rainforest and animals. It's just an easy way to make money for immoral rich people.
>>734301647
just don't eat soy you cucks
>>734303074
Thats where your wrong.
>>734301647
No.
Fuck off
Is there a Vegan substitute for a good steak?
If not, then I refuse.
>>734305555
There are pretty good replacements for meat, but what fucks you completely is cheese, there is no replacement for cheese
>>734305636
I've had some good replacements for some meats, just nothing comparable to steak.
I'm lactose intolerant, so I shouldn't eat cheese anyway.
>>734305730
Bitch please, I'm lacrosse intolerant and I drink milk like it was water and eat cheese like it was pussy. I shit like mad but my skeleton must be as strong as a tank
You're an omnivore, start acting like it.
>>734305555
there's this shit called oumph
i've forgotten what a nice steak tastes like, but i remember they're pretty similar
imo
>>734306901
Then you're probably just lactose sensitive.. If I eat more than a slice of pizza or drink milk my stomach kills with painful gas.
>>734301647
Vegan is worse for the environment than anything else.
Soil death is caused by over farming the land, if we all pile on the seeds and beans diet, soil death with accelerate and yeah. Humanity will be fucked.
>>734301647
This looks like a commercial for socialism. Go fuck yourself.
>>734302535
>I was two weeks vegan with French fries and ketchup
That explains it. Not even vegan, but you aren't getting proper amount of vitamins, iron, protein or anything. You need to eat a lot of different things to be vegan. It is hard work which is why I don't do it.
>>734305555
chicken, maybe?
and checked
Weed is vegan
>>734302308
You need to fuck off to your goddamn hippie commune
>>734309426
>>734301801
This is literally the most retarted shit ever. I spend maybe 70% of what i did buying meat. Nutmeat is 10$ a kg and just as much protein as beef and super low in fat and that IF you buy it. What are you buying the most expensive organic non gmo shit you can find?
>>734302535
What are you fucking retarted?
>>734310139
>>734303378
My relatives are B12 deficient. Theyre german and literally eat meat for every fucking meal. If you think the meat your eating has high levels of b12, your just as retarted as you say OP is.
>>734302199
I loled.
>>734302199
So are you obese or just fat?
>>734308882
that's right
>>734307986
>chicken as a vegan substitute
>>734311111
Holy shit check'd
>>734311381
a sign from the weed gods
>>734309426
>>734301772
>>734302001
Fuck off with your bullshit !!!!
>>734302116
Thats already being done at a rate faster than you could keep up with
>>734302946
You are full of shit
>>734310758
the fuck is nutmeat? you mean balls ya faggot ?
>>734303634
Good point try going vegan
>>734301647
Stop eating animals and they take over the planet. Veganism is a liberal livestock agenda.
>>734313399
too retarted to use google.
good work hurrdurr
>>734310892
*You're
Retard.
Also, I eat a dead animal with most meals, I'm not deficient in anything. I also eat vegetables. Omnivores are the only right parties. Herbivores are faggots and pure carnivores are also faggots.
>>734301647
Nope. Most vegies make me throw up and fruit leaves me feeling hungry and gives me diarrhea.
I mostly eat bread, rice, pasta, beef, chicken, bacon/ham (other kinds of pork taste like stale urine) and potatoes. All seafood is awful.
Fucking love bread. Also tons of salt and pepper on every meal. Tabasco on most things. Generally stews, soups and crock-pot stuff. Hard to beat a good poike.
Obviously some vegetables in my meals but they are definitely not the focus.
>>734311276
>>734313612
atleast im not a veggie fag who has to suck dick to fullfill his protein requirments
>>734313612
Feels like summer is coming on
how does everybody going vegan solve world hunger, you just took all meat / animal products off the table. now theres not enough grass to go around
>>734314160
Who cummed on ET's face?