Hey /b/ how ya feeling tonight?

meh. was going to cheat on my girlfriend with 2 asian escorts. decided not too. now at home masterbating.

>>734291057
pretty shit wby?

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>>734291151
I think you made the right decision anon. I don't know the status of your relationship but, cheating is almost never worth it. Nicely done.

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WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING GOD

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>>734291293
I'm feeling alright, thanks for asking. What's wrong anon?

>>734291333
he don't exist nigga

>>734291057
im literally a perfect male got bitches on my dick all the time but dont date anyone cause i dont know how to date
this fine 17yearold at work wants me im 20 so thats like :(
>feels bad man how does one date and not be beta

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>>734291333
I don't know anon, somewhere around here.

>>734291416
*fedora tipping intensifies*

>>734291333
Holy shit, story? Also, nice trips

feeling gay as fuck, can i tongue punch your fart box for a minute or two?

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>>734291416
While I don't condone dating someone underrage, your business isn't my own anon. However, why not start by talking to her and/or hanging out?

>>734291057
ooh boy

>step-mom and grandma go to Virgina to see my uncle
>just me and step-brother to keep the house
>told to not allow cousin in the house
>she has a reputation for being wild (stealing)
>my brother brings her over anyways
>I don't object
>they come home
>they ask me if she was in the house
>stuck between loyality to brother and obligation to tell the truth
>I choose truth
>shitstorm ensues
>get told to leave
>we have no car
>we have my fast food paycheck

TL;DR: the truth is a bitch

>>734291452
the guy who got teh stabby stabby was going to testify against stabman the next day (stabman raped some stiffs in his trunk), so stabman took him to stab town.

>>734291057
Oh, and I'm doing quite good OP, I just don't know if I should talk to her.

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>>734291482
Whatever floats your boat anon.

>>734291370
nothing i guess
just kinda drunk
>feeling alright
then whyif you are making these threads?
just wondering

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>>734291516
That bites anon, I'm sorry. I don't know your family so I won't judge them but, it sounds to me like she overreacted. I'd suggest putting yourselves up in a hotel for a night or two with your paycheck and using the phone to call and apologize. Even if not sincere.

>>734291057
Can't sleep, so I'm listening to music and playing games. How are you OP?

>>734291509
>>734291449
the whole asking out isnt hard i know how to be alpha its just the whole dating thing i dont understand ive literally been around girls thjat ive known for years and we just end up fucking like weve been in a relationship cause i build those kids of relation ships with people (intimate:like favorite colors allergies,etc.) typical relation ship stuff i just dont get the differnece like what we be more aout it than the claiming of me and the exclusion of other females

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>>734291558
It never hurts to try anon. Worse comes to worse, lay off for a bit afterwards you know?

>>734291057
Pretty good man, I'm getting some weed tomorrow and traveling next week to see my folks.

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>>734291624
Hoping i might be able to help someone else with a problem.

>>734291708
nah, I'm ready to leave sensei, plus a change could be good for me. also neither of us have phones

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>>734291718
If possible anon, try to steer any conversation or thoughts of a more intimate nature as a from your mind. "Beta" as it might be, patience goes a long way in a relationship.

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>>734291949
Fair enough then anon. I wish you the best of luck.

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>>734291717
Im doing alright thanks anon. What're you listening to if you don't mind my asking?

>>734291824
then get fun trying to kys faggot

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>>734291815
Good shit anon. Nice man.

>>734292085
My boy Dram. Lovely stuff, and Im not much into the hippity hop. Dude has a face that just makes you smile.

>>734292155
looks like the 12 year old is acting up. I can hear the partyvan outside your house

>>734291950
im a patient person i just dont know what to offer to someone in a relationship besides emotional strength cause thats really alli got excitement and entertainment i mean i can do it but i get kind of bored with it cause i use to be a player

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>>734292182
Huh, never heard of him. I'll look him up though hahah.

>>734292022
thank you senpai

>>734291333
Does that video software detect what color the background is to decide whether to make each text character black or white? Cool feature.

>>734291057
Oh man. I've been drinking all day.
Feel like I'm gonna vomit.

>>734292214
yea sure why not...

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>>734292245
Part of being in a meaningful relationship is doing those things you're not really used to anon. Offer emotional and physical support along with keeping things interesting and new you know? I realize that sounds a little vague but, it's the best I got. Make sure she gets what she needs along with you getting what you need. A relationship without a little give and take, usually isn't one worth having anon.

>>734292275
Anytime anon.

>>734291057
I wake up in the mornings, sinking halfway to the bottom. There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul. Everything is dark and empty and I don't know how to fix it so I curl up in a ball and cry in the comfort of my home...

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>>734292354
I'm hoping this was for a happy reason anon?

>>734292274
I guess you could say he's a little rnb-ish. I reccomend cash machine or cute.

alright I'm drawing a self portrait for my art class but I have to look at a picture of my disgusting self

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>>734292538
I'm sorry anon. What happened?

>>734292586
Thanks for the recomandations anon. I'll have to check em' out.

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>>734292605
Could be worse anon hahah why do you consider yourself disgusting?

>>734291824
lol have you seen your .gif?

>>734292690
I don't know why I feel like shit. I say I'm fine but I'm not fine.

>>734292834
Yeah. I'm bored, figured I'd jump on here ya know?

>>734292742
Np. So is this some sort of vent thread? I haven't seen that many.

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>>734292894
Any idea what could've caused this anon? If it's just a general feeling though, the most I can say is to keep moving forward. Things will get better eventually. Sorry anon.

>>734293051
In a way I guess. I put them up somewhat regularly though. I try to offer advice when I can but, yeah. A vent thread sounds like a fitting title.

>>734291785
Yeah I know that, I really enjoy talking to her but the problem is that I don't even know what to talk about.

>>734293083
I'm dying inside! And all I see are demons!
I try to hide all my deepest feelings...

>>734293164
You're a good guy OP. Listening to /b/s problems like a gucked up bartender.

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>>734293182
I'd say to go with the general topics you know "How was your day?" "What's up?" Things like that but, they tend to die pretty quickly. Try asking about her interests maybe? Or try talking about yourself or, past experiences you know?

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>>734293206
Why do you try to hide them anon?

>failing all my classes this semester
>muh dick is degenerate tier bad
>from 5 y/o was alone at home most of the time and not allowed to go out
>now forced to get a job

Basically:
>unattractive
>antisocial
>fucking retarded.
I got nothing going for me... not sure why I'm still here, lads.

>>734293463
You're still here because you've got plenty to learn. Over time, if you really try your hardest to work on it, your social retardation kinda goes away. It did for me, though it took a few years.

>>734293311
Hahah, thanks anon. That's honestly a nice compliment hahahah.

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>>734293567
This is true, although things might look a little bleak anon. Something's keeping you here no? Gotta find out what it is.

>>734293567
Thank you for your advice, anon... but I've tried before, many times. Hanging out with 'friends' always got me embarrassed and humiliated, and I can't trust anyone anymore. Literally only this place I can talk freely, trust people (yeah, it's retarded) and be myself

>>734293448
I think there's something wrong with me 'cause all I see is death... Everytime I go outside I look like I've been doing meth...
And I sleep for nineteen hours on a thursday afternoon and every now and then I cough up blood and I don't know what to do..!

>>734293702
It's mostly because I want to get a job so I can pay back my mom for some stuff she got me through, and then kms myself.

>>734293741
That's why you keep people at an arms distance until you really feel you can trust them. It would take me months before I felt I could trust someone with even the most minor things. You dont have to let everybody in your heart all at once.

>>734293793
Not to sound insensitive anon but, maybe you should go to a hospital or at least a clinic. If anything at all though, just try to keep calm and take things one step at a time okay?

>>734293832
>>734293814
Paying back your mom may seem nice in thought but, there's something more you know? Its a nice goal to accomplish though. Try taking some of what the other anon is offering as advice into account as well.

>>734293902
I don't know why I feel like shit...
I will not see a therapist..!

>>734294046
Not a therapist, a doctor anon. Coughing up blood is generally a red flag. I'm not saying there's something wrong with you, I think maybe if you focus in your problems one at a time it'll help you know? Don't let everything take you on at once.

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>>734292538
>>734292894
>>734293206
>>734293793
>>734294046
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wanna fucking kill yourself put your fucking hands up (yeah!), raise your blades in the air everybody (yeah!)
Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, help, help, help, help, help, help, HELP!"
Pink Guy - Pink Season - "HELP"

convfefe/10

>>734293567
>>734293702
>>734293832
>>734294015
Thanks lads, really gave me something to think about. And goodnight :D

Feeling pretty down. I'm in love with a girl but I'm too afraid to tell her. Even if I did tell her I don't think she feels the same. Even worse is she lost her virginity to my younger brother. Plus I'm a fat 27 year old virgin with a small dick and an even smaller sense of self worth. I want to kill myself but I'm too much of pussy. So...yeah.

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>>734291057
I think im having a heart attack. My chest is in a lot of pain and its hard to swallow.
So not too good atm

>>734294433
That really bites anon. Sorry to hear that. Do you at least talk to her at all? If not, that might be a place to start. Also, he sure to project some kind of self-confidence even if it's just fake. It'll help.

>>734294602
Call 911 anon.

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>>734291057

Feel shitty af and constantly want to die but the thought of a nicer future keeps me from doing it. Waiting for the day where i won't be enough of a pussy and just do it.
Worst part is i dont even have a reason to feel shitty, have some good friends, have had some good relationships and currently have a nice job and a caring family.

>>734295500
Nice dubdubs. Sounds like standard description of depression.

Kinda horny. All by myself, wearing a cock cage, and craving for someone to give me a nice massage around my butt.

>>734295564

Yeah got diagnosed with it a couple of months ago still don't really know what to do. Don't want to take medication bc it's the worst solution in my opinion. Started going to the gym but didn't help all too much. Hope it'll just go away after some time but still feels shitty af during that wait.

Not good. Can't sleep. Feel like shit because I'm pretty sure that I have been tossed aside by 2 people in a month.

>>734294614
I talk to her almost daily. I've known her for at least 5 years. We are pretty close to tell you the truth. I just think I developed feelings that she didn't.

>>734295987
It will not. It will always be right beside you, waiting. Each better period will be followed by bad one, each worse than previous one.
Take your meds. Go on therapy.