Secret thread.. Bonus if it was embarrassing or sexual or both

>>734281559
mom fonger friend van

I have fapped on top of my friends mom's bed wearing her panties

>>734281741
wearing them on your face ? clean or dirty and how did they smell?

You're saying women like sex?

>>734282325
wtf don't be weird, nobody likes sex thats just in the movies

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>>734281559
i like to cum on things that I know girls will put in their mouth or swallow. Toothbrush, drinks, food in the fridge, mouthwash. i don't care if it's family, friends,co-worker, stranger, as long as she's cute

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Really on the fence on getting an ad up on Craigslist and getting blown by another man. I've been having this fantasy on and off for years now and I don't know if it's worth the regret I'll feel when I cum

>>734281987
They were clean from her drawer. Green lace bikini

>>734282940
what made you want this? how come you think you'll regret? what do you envision happening?

>>734283348
Just had a fetich for it and because whenever I watch non straight porn after I cum I regret the gay thoughts I have almost instantly. I feel like when I go through with it I'll cum and feel bad about it for weeks

>>734283457
Are you gay...? Not being an ass

When I was a kid I burned my grandmas' kitchen. No one but my aunt and grandma knew and know about this.

>>734283589
Real answer is weird because I have no physical attraction towards a male. I wouldn't think of kissing or sensually touching one. But I wouldn't mind receiving a blowjob from one while I look at porn or something.

>>734283712
Just go on grindr

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I secretly and regularly cheat on my military husband with fresh, warm, steam-creamy and dreamy logrolls of hot shit squeezed fresh from the as of Andy Sixx.

sometimes i bump threads

I fucked two of my first cousins (they're sisters and I still don't think each knows about the other). It was unbelievably hot because it was so taboo.

I purposely blew as hard I could in each of them

>>734284137
>
green text stories pls

>>734284137
bump

I brought a twink home from the bar. I asked for a ride home because I was too drunk. I invited him in made small talk and put his hand on my junk. He took off his shirt and pants and was wearing pink briefs. Had him dry hump me and then he blew me

I made my ex gf get her dog to lick her vag and record it for me

earlier tonight I let 2 nieces shower with me. Have done it many times before also. didnt do anything sexual though, no real desire to. There is nothing wrong about it imo, but society is retarded and thinks otherwise so it is best to not tell everyone about it. their parents know and are fine with it.

When I was 12 I'd go to the playground literally just to get girls to play with. Did it so often that one night a couple girls were waiting for me at the top of a tower. Oh man they gave great head together. My brother still jokes when we pass playgrounds he says hey its your old dungeon lol. The girls would be anywhere from 6-11. I stopped when I hit 14 though and just tried to live a normal life since then. Think I'm doing ok.

>>734284711
Care to share the video?

>>734281559
I sometimes get this issue where I get an intense pain in my asshole that lasts for up to an hour. Happens maybe once every 2 months, seems it may be correlated to masturbation but not strongly. I humorously refer to it (to myself) as being raped in the ass by a ghost.

>>734284772
I have screenshots before I edit the video, if you have kik

I don't know how to green text cause i'm a fagit.

First one was when I was still in the military. I was in my early 20s and she had just turned 18. She would come and visit me when I was off on the weekends. We'd go to the club, hang out like friends. We just got along great and she would bring her friends to see if they wanted to hookup with me.

Fast forward, one weekend we go to the club and we're hanging dancing and shit. We end up dancing a bit too close and it gets *different* really quick. I'd already had a few drinks and suddenly it occurred to me she was fine as hell.

I just leaned in and said "I wish you weren't my cousin". She told me something like "I've been wanting to say the same thing". We kiss and her friends lose their fucking minds thinking this is funny as hell.

We didn't do much for the next few hours except just hang out at the club. We got back to my hotel room and all of us are drinking the shit out of my fridge. We get drunk.

She's in the bathroom doing something in front of the mirror and I just walk in to piss like she wasn't even there.

I'm pissing and I look over. She's fucking staring at it. I walk up to her and we start making out. I railed her on the bathroom sink and her friends were basically cheering us on from the other side of the door.

I came as deep as I could in her. We never talked about it again. She's married now and it's been years since I talked with her.

>>734284739

How old are they?

>>734284994
28 and 32

>>734284739
My friends ex used to fuck her uncle. He started rapping her and her brother when they were 6 and 8. Eventually to keep it going he bribed them. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that cuz I grew up with the girl from elementary. She seemed normal as fuck too lol.

When I wipe my ass I always have to sniff the toilet paper after every pass.

Idk when or why I started doing it but it's pretty much been as long as I can remember.

Diarrhea smells the best.

>>734284895
Could be the muscle used during stimulation that a reverse kegel relaxs.

>>734284994
7 & 10
ignore >>734285068 imposterfag

I used to blow ny neighbor's dog when I was 12 and I hope to get a big male so i can do it again.

I sharted myself twice in one week

>>734285086
More people are doing this now. It may be normal to do?

I have naked pics of my sister, cousin and mother in law from when I fixed their PCs. I don't share them... sorry.

Uhh we're gonna need back-up

>>734285248

Hot. 7 to 11 are the best.

>>734285444
describe pics

Still don't know how to green text. Cause of said faggotry.

So, the other cousin was a bit younger so I didn't hook up with her until later. I hadn't seen either cousin in years and came home to visit. I'm early 30s, she's 19-20. We hang out all the time and we're cool. I *never* expected anything out of this girl.

Anyway, I'm driving home one night after all of us went out and I told her I'd take her home. So it's just me and her riding down the highway and she doesn't say anything for a bit. Finally, she blurts out "I need to tell you something so don't think I'm weird. I know you're my cousin, but you're really fucking hot"

I told her I thought she was cute as hell too. I asked her what she wanted to do about it. She leaned over and kiss me on my cheek. I just told her something like "Is that it? I was expecting more than that."

"Pull over then."

I was just outside of town near a place with this tiny park with two or three benches (it's like a half mile from the city and completely dark). I pull in and turn off the car. We didn't even say anything. We just went at each other like animals and started making out. Holy fuck I was *instantly* hard. She's grabbing shit, I'm grabbing shit.

I take her into the back seat of my SUV and tried to destroy her. She had unbelievably big titties and (at the time) a tiny frame. I savored that shit. We came almost the exact same time and that made it hot as hell.

Later on, she really tried to ramp it up into a relationship thing and I couldn't stand the embarrassment we would've had to deal with. I pushed her off slowly over a few weeks and she finally got the idea. Haven't talked to her in a few years either.

That's it. I fucked them mainly because they were both cute as hell and (more importantly) *because* I wasn't supposed to fuck them.

>>734285392
I mean... I know animals (literally any cat dog or anything else) always smell their shit afterwards, maybe it's like hard wired natural something or another to try and detect disease or stomach issues?

Idk I mean I wish I didn't do it cause it's gross but it's basically fucking habitual at this point. I don't even think it smells bad.

I was fonger

>>734285606
yeah, ill admit they are very cute

>>734285329
I rapped my friends dog and made his lil sister undress for me lol. I got b& from their house that day cuz the girl told on me. Then I accidentally out myself on the dog thing.

I Fap to straight, gay twinks and shota porn. what does this mean

>>734284137
green text plz

>>734281559
*sigh*

There's two or three women that if they ever wanted it, I would put babies in them.
>Krystal
>Liz
>Deanna

And I would do it no matter how it torpedoed my marriage. Thank god none of them hang around me much anymore.

>>734285916
Twinks in briefs diamonds

>>734285751
I know just wot u mean! I like ignore the stink of it and focus on the details. Other peoples shit is rank tho.

>>734285086
>>734285392
wtf i've never heard of nor done this

>>734285685
I have several of my sister topless - she was taking before and after exercise pics. I have one of her sucking her ex-boyfriend's dick. No pussy unfortunately.

I have various photos of my cousin, full frontal and ass pics - selfie style. No spread shots of pussy.

MIL is a swinger and I have a photos and some videos of her fucking various men - nothing that explicit though as they are mostly taken from a distance. I have several of her on her own though with her legs spread and one where my father in law is spreading her pussy wide open.

>>734281559
I was raped on prom night by three guys...

>>734286182
Don't start
>you'll never stop

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>>734286099
Right.

>Everybody likes their own brand

>>734281559
I sneeze after I shit, is that just me?

>>734284137
fuck me im interested

>>734286223
>plz be a gay story
>plz no femanon

>>734284908
whats your kik?

I fap to a family member way too often

>>734283712
Do you watch a lot of porn?

>>734286516
Mom?

>>734282755
Share some stories

>>734286516
Its ok Bryant, you can touch my Benis any time.

>>734286560
No. 20 yo cousin

>>734286292
I lost my virginity to a dude.
I will tell story if any one interested.
We were both hammered at the lake house with are family's.
He grabs my Dick pulls me too a bedroom and we fuck until we both cum.

We did twice more when we were high.

Haven't seen him in years and i haven't fucked a guy since.
Fucked tons of women and prefer pussy to asshole now.

>>734286637
Thanks kyle

>>734284908
Add baunspieler

>>734286060
POST EM'

>>734286682
Eat shit and die shitty fuckhead KKK Americam slut ass home nigger cunt mother shit fuck anus lube testiculate period blood crotch cock monkey kike

In highschool my friend on the swim team would wear Calvin Klein Speedo like briefs for bed. I'd take his blanket off and fap

Fuck it I need some gay shit to gap to
>summer is here its June 1st 1999
>go to mall and walk around with my older cousin bro for awhile
>shit need to pee
>an older guy follows me into a bathroom about 17 years old
>he shows me a $50 bill and says what would I do for it...
Continue? 10. 9. 8...

i have seen all of the females in my immediate family naked and jacked off to them many times never saved just recorded fapped and deleted out of fear of being caught the after fap feels kind of get you

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>>734286860

>>734286398
Post yours and I'll send

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>>734287109

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>>734287109
>gay shit to gap to
>shit to gap to
>to gap to
>gap to
>gap

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I allowed a friend of mine to go around town unknowingly with nip slip just hanging out

>>734287116
20 years ago I recorded my Mum in the bathroom. Wasn't as hot as I thought it was going to be - she pulled a bloody tampon out of her pussy! Nice tit and ass though... I too deleted out of guilt. Wish I hadn't, I have less of a conscience about it now.

I dated a crazy divorced mom of three girls and the two eldest ones watched sometimes and tried to join in. I dished out some pretty incredible slayings in front of them as well. The mom didn't really go for it, when she was drunk as hell she would be okay with it and then regret it later.

>>734286361
>plz be a gay story
You're in luck. I'm a bit of a twink, though, which is part of why it happened.
Basically, a bunch of guys planned to have a camp out after prom to get their dicks wet. It all started to fall apart near the end of the night, though. Instead of few dozen people showing up, there was just me and three other guys (who I barely knew). They had a lot of booze, we all got really drunk. They started bitching about how the night was turning out, and to make fun of them I pretended to give a bottle a blowjob. One of them didn't think it was so funny, and told me to knock it off. I didn't, and made a comment about how he wished the bottle was his dick. He got really pissy, and threw a couple punches. I'm a total lightweight, and went down. He tore off my clothes and tied me up, and made me give him a blow job. One of his buddies decided he wanted some, too, so he fucked my ass. For the rest of the night they passed me around until I passed out. In the morning I woke up to them discussing whether or not they should kill me to keep me quiet.
It really fucked me up.

>>734287395
*tits - saw em both lol

>>734287276
Hahaha! Don't even regret it now thanks to this gif.!

>>734287395
yea if i lived with them still id be cashing in but its hard to set anything up in their homes

>>734287116
Never delete just encrypt for later

I lurk these threads waiting for the cheating girl from Georgia to show up.

>>734282755
>>734286627
>at home with wifey
>MIL and 2 of my wife's sisters stop by
>sisters are sharing a soda from wendy's
>wife goes out back with family, girls leave cup inside
>pull out my cock, start jerking furiously
>came in 5-6 strokes, dump load in cup
>stir and place lid back
>15 minutes later the sluts are sharing my cum while me, my wife, and their mom watch
>DAIMONDS
>fuck wife right after they leave
>can only think of her baby sisters guzzling cum

>>734287512
Exactly. I had a perfectly good record of what my then 43 year old Mum's tits, ass and pussy looked like and I fucking deleted it - what an idiot.

>>734287288
lets be honest, not losing many high achievers at an ariana grand concert

>>734287438
Mmm so hawt! Sorry anon but I'd rape you too lol.

>>734287589
georgia is ded anon, she hasn't been here for weeks

also was just shitposting to start with

>>734287628
Sounds like a thrill. Wish I had the opportunity

>>734283803
Kys

>>734282755
me too. I saved cum from every wank for 3 months in a yogurt container in the freezer- then I thawed it out and made some hummus for a potluck party, and about 1/3 of the bowl of hummus was my cum. Was diamonds watching girls eat it.

>>734287637
Yup ands that's why I still have my sis sil and sis bestie and cum buckets

>>734287483

Rock on Anon.

>>734287689

That's funny. I talked to her on kik and she supposedly wanted to kill herself, so..

>>734287742
nice, what's the youngest girl that had some?

>>734287671
I'll take that as a compliment, then!

>>734287766
Bastard. :P

>>734287766
share?

>>734287885
Nah

I accidentally stuck my hard on between my sister in laws ass cheeks once. Her horrified expression was cash lol. Got my hands everywhere too before she pulled away.
>bitch don't share cloths with your sister and this shit wouldn't happen.
>still bring it up whenever we are alone

>>734281559
I'm a very weak and hopeless human being that even the slightest bit of anxiety/inconvenience can actually give me suicidal thoughts.

But last night was kinda cool coz I fisted myself in the asshole while showering, and it felt good.

>>734287628
>be amazing BIL
>buy expensive lotion for her as christmas present
>buy 3 weeks early
>6 loads in lotion before christmas
>wrap it up, under the tree
>christmas morning, she opens it
>super excited "I LOVE THIS BRAND"
>hugs me tight
>starts using lotion in front of whole family
>super horny after presents
>go into bathroom and cum on her toothbrush

>>734287965
one time tripped and fell and my dick went right into my sis's pussy. we laughed about it for hours

>>734287882
Damn by the lake too! I'd make sure you wore loose soft clothing. Trick u into trying on my wife's handcuffs and you'd be all mine to use!

>>734287844
yeah sure you did anon. all the other people who she never added are the outliers here right? its ok, I wont fuck with your roleplay

she also said 'her husband was back from his tour' so assume whoever the fuck it actually is is just taking a holiday and will be back soon

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>>734287866
22 I think

When I was a teenager, a high school enemy of mine pulled a home invasion on my house when my parents were not home. I had a 9mm Beretta hidden in the corner of my water bed, as well as a machete, bow and arrow, several knives and other weapons hidden and scattered in my room (lived in a bad neighborhood and I was a bit paranoid). His friend hit me in the mouth and I did nothing because I knew if I did, people would end up dead and I didn't know what would happen to me. I regret to this day not doing anything. I could have killed them all for home invasion, trespassing and assault. I regret it, but I also knew at the time I truly didn't want to hurt anyone. This mother fucker has no idea how lucky he is. If I had my current frame of mind I would have killed them all before they even knew what was happening. Weird to get this off my chest.

waaaay too obsessed with my best friend's girlfriend. can't explain it, just obsessed with her. we live together and I just spend way to much time thinking about her, obsessing over her looks and clothes. Think i'm going a little bit crazy

>>734281559
I'm a male sex worker.
And yes, I do gay for pay.
Wife is the only person who knows.

I should have just lied now I'm getting kicked out

>>734288343
you jerk off with her panties?

>>734288163

Heh. Believe what you want, bro. I happen to live in Alabama.. which is why she might have added me, I dunno.. and I know her husband was supposed to be coming back stateside soonish, if what she said was to be believed.

>>734288129
You must not have understood what I did. I dry humped my sil, thought the wife was cooking me some eggs.
>did an all nighter of drinking
>hungover
>sil was wearing cloths that belong to my wife
>mistakes were made

>>734281559
im secretly into trap assholes
:D

>>734288391
>I happen to live in Alabama.. which is why she might have added me
yeah, I remember that thread. kinda weird how you both have the same writing style right?

like I said, I'm not here to fuck up your roleplay. but 'she' gave herself an out and took it. Not sure if they'll bring that character back.

>>734288389
once or twice a while ago, not with them or on them just holding them. Thing is they kinda lost their novelty cos they are always lying around

>>734288384
$300 a client makes the secret very livable.

>>734288400
do YOU even know what youre talking about?

>>734288524

lol, sure you remember it. This was months ago.

>>734288244
Did they stuff you like a turkey?

>>734288244
it's good that you didn't shoot someone

I took a hot coworkers choke home wrapped it around my dick and fapped till i came all over it cleaned it and gave it back to her. She wore it all day

>>734288735
I don't have a life. I'm here all the goddamn time.

you want to know what happened in some secrets threads in 2015? I remember it.

>>734288891

They didn't have secrets threads in 2015, nigger. I've been here since 2004.

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>>734287738

>>734288991
secrets threads come and go. they've been pretty consistent for the last few years though.

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>>734288991
>didn't have secrets threads in 2015

>>734287882
I'd get you drunk off your ass then make a bed and put the cuffs on you as a joke,
>you can't fight back now
I rub your legs and pur my hands up your shirt
>you freak tf out but can't move very much
I get naked and pull your cloths away and put my cock in your mouth
>this is your life meow
When I'm bored of your mouth I flip you over and pour some cognac on your back and let it flow down your sweet ass
>you want to break the cuffs but can't
Proceed to eat your ass till its ready to get used.
>here it comes.avi
I fuck you and make you drink more till you pass out.
>we wake up like nothing happened.

I'm spreading herpes. Dunno how many women I've given it to. I've never had any symptoms so it's not really an issue for me. I'm seeking to cultivate a girl who is similarly resistant to the strain, like Mr. Glass in that shitty Bruce Willis movie causing wrecks to find a strong individual.

I drove six and a half hours across the state to hook up with a girl who watched me jerk it on omegle. When I got there she was weirded out and after some light suckage and a finger blast. She backed out of the fucking. I lead her on for a week but couldn't stomach the drive out there so I stopped talking to her.

>>734281559
My old neighbor got drunk one-time and blew me
My gf at the time didn't swallow but I expected mega slut neighbor to be a swallower
She wasn't but gulped my seed up
I now hit her up every time I go to my old town for a free blowjob and swallow

Head is 5-6/10
Swallowing is 10/10 (makes a gulping sound and everything)

>>734288858
gj buddy, now you just gotta figure out how to get her to eat it

>>734281559
I was sharing my girlfriend with my friends before I even knew about 4Chan.

>>734289302
Used to email a girl named Caira. She was petite as fuck! I get her to travel to me so we can smashe, she drove from Illinois to new mexico and then she didn't put out. Still have a pic of her and her husband in my email somewhere. She likes to make guys feel like they have big dicks. Worked for me I'm pathetically small 6.3 inches. We ended up having a great time hanging out but she ghosted me cuz she crazy lol

>>734281559
.....or evil

I larp in all of these threads

I have a hot young asian GF but I've fallen in love with a 35+ old white lady

What should I do?

>>734289856
>HOLY SHIT
>wish I still had my phone from middle school
>noodes galore all of girls in my area!
>got stolen by a chimp
>all them expensive ass ringtones too :/

>>734290077
Post pics for comparison/judgment obviously.

>>734284137
Race cpuntry relgion?

>>734290017
Isn't that what /b/ is all about?

>>734285444
Censor faces then

>>734290297
He's a lil bitch he won't upload it

>>734287167
noice

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I've downgraded to fucking fat bitches since high school. I miss fucking skinny bitches. I chose to go to college in my hometown at the very small university here that is basically a community college and all of the decent skinny women have went away for college. I'm shameful of it and would never date any of these fatties.

>>734290556
>henlo Tuscon

>>734290556
Why don't you just book a weekend trip to a bigger college?

>>734290807
I do crash parties at this bigger college but my in to that is unreliable as well as its summer so the college kids are all back home

>>734289663
Shes a 9/10 latin chick. DDs and a nice ass. I would go after her but i actually enjoy my qt3.14 gf

caught my mom cheating a few times, would watch it when she did, probably should have told my dad

>Be me, highschool, have a twin sister. I'm a guy.
>No incest story btw
>There is this one superhot girl in our school everyone looks at all the time, what you would refer to as 10/10. Brunette, beautiful face, amazing body, perfect ass etc.
>She rejects guys left and right
>Fap to the thought of her all the time
>Sister becomes friends with her, best friends even and brings her home at some point
>Shit bricks when I see her at my home
>Says hi to me
>In my mind I casually say: Hey, how are you? But pretty sure it was all stuttering
>I've been fapping to this girl for years at this point
>Twin sister and I are close, so naturally sit with them.

Cont.

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i used to video related with my sister.

(video not us)

i just had a no hands ruined orgasm on omegle to a slut who was teasing me so good I couldn't hold it. She didn't even get naked, just laughed and waved goodbye while she nexted me

>>734291872
sounds like the start to a shitty slice of live/romance anime but cont anyways

>>734291912
Muchos anon...

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, was 100% consensual. were also fuck buddies for quite a while.

>We talk for a bit about school and some of our friends etc.
>Turns out she's really down to earth and smart as well.
>My nervousness disappears somewhat
>Actually get to have good conversation with her.. Mind and body are fighting, she's so hot and also a really nice girl??
>At around dinner time she goes home
>Hugs my sister and says "see you at school tomorrow"
>I was ready to just say bye, but then she hugs me as well and says: "It's been nice talking to you as well, see you at school tomorrow?"
>Pretty sure she felt my boner
>At this point I don't know whether it's lust or love.. but this day, man..

Cont.

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>>734292508

bastantes tio.

>>734292776
15 min for 100 words ffs

It feels good to be nice. I hate socializing with people because they almost always only interact by making fun of people, which makes me feel bad

I'm close friends with an illustrator who has done work on a Netflix animated series. I have it on good authority that she's cheating on her bf (he's a tv comedian) while he streams vidya on twitch. He has no clue, and she's only with him because he mainly funds her lifestyle.

I feel bad for the dude because this chick is a cunt. When he isn't around she talks constant shit about him. She's even admitted she purposely steered him towards more gayish/nu-male style to prevent him from attracting somebody else and leaving her.

He's actually a pretty okay guy. I just wish he'd see the truth. Maybe one day he will.

Though not really juicy that's my secret.

>>734293471

who is he. he should know this.

>>734292776
>Sister and I arrive at school and go our separate ways
>I walk to group of friends standing nearby
>Before I get to them she walks by and goes: 'Hey anon' 'Hey' Her:'Do you know where [sister] is?' 'Oh I think she walked over there somewhere' 'Alright thanks, maybe I get to come over to your house again? Perhaps we could go to (nearby park)'
>I am still too nervous to say: 'You could come with me' so instead I say: 'That would be cool'. I didn't want to come off as too desperate
>Friends see the convo from a distance and ask and tease all about it, but also a bit of jealousy. How did I get to talk to this girl? Maybe I could introduce them etc.
>I say she's actually really nice as well etc.
>Anyway to skip the detailled stuff, after school my sister and I go home and tells me the girl wants to go to the park with us
>Sister teases knowing my feelings towards her. (I told her I liked her a lot, over 10 times). Obviously not the lust part and how she's so hot.
>Enter park and she just arrives as well
>Just sitting on a bench talking, she's talking to my sister. For me the conversation seems to go mute and I just stare at her, and notice while talking to my sister she's glaring at me as well.

Cont.

>>734293535
He will soon enough. I, and a few others been gathering evidence.

It's a bit sad, really. Without hard evidence, he'll just defend her and stay with her out of fear of being alone.

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>>734294112

Hey, hit me up when you finish your story. Here's a picture of what I'll look like by then so you know what to look for.

>>734292667
I blasted the ass of my gf at the time's next door neighbor, same age. They used to stay over and she would play games trying to grab and feel up my cock until one night I just pulled it out, hard as diamonds and let it bounce around and she asked to suck it and begged me to use her.

>>734294470
0/10

>>734294468
Alright lol, this is a true story but I want to make it a bit interesting to read. Takes time, but be patient!

I'm pretty sur that tooth that got stuck in my dick when i was a kid was from my brother sucking on my dick

on my first date with my college girlfriend, we both had a lot to drink and she passed out on her dorm floor. i pulled down her pants and ate her out. considered doing more, decided no. we were together for 4 years after, never told her.

>>734294112
>I guess sister picks up on it, she gets off the bench and feeds some bread to ducks while she moves over next to me
>Basically small talk about the park, I get drowned in her eyes. It sure is love at this point, I'm not even thinking about how hot she is. I just really enjoy the moments with her.
>I decide to just go straight into the subject and ask if she's seeing anyone. She make the brilliant remark: "I'm seeing you right now, aren't I?" because she was looking at me sort of in a jokingly but I felt it was serious as well. Turns out she hasn't had many boyfriends which surprised me. She then goes: What about you?
>I am somewhat uncomfortable/nervous and tell her "No, I don't really- to which my sister says: "He hasn't been with anyone before"
>Sort of laugh it off but the moment was gone.
>We then walk around the park some more

Cont.

>>734295186
Your story sucks ass. I'm out.

>>734295308
rekt

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>>734295186
>"I'm seeing you right now, aren't I?"

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>>734295308
i'm sticking it through to the end, even though related is me by then

>>734293535
Adam

>>734295411
Opp is a lying piece of shit, i'v Seen people with no arms type faster, so no way a 10/10 would fool around with a cripple like OP

I sticked my penis in a 8 year old girls vagina
I was 8 myself back then
It was strange

>>734295186
>On our way back she quietly goes: "No need to be nervous about it, I like you"
>This girl.. is perfection
>I have to grab the opportunity so I literally grabbed her hand and told her I liked her too

At this point I can skip parts or continue the way I did, up to you.

>>734295628
type fucking faster
doesn't take 10 mins to type 3 sentences

>>734295793
Alright, well tell me. Do you want to skip or continue as is? I will try to type faster either way.

>>734295628
skip what? we don't know your story

>>734295793
just give us the juicy details and leave out the boring shit

>>734295996
I mean tell the story with less detail etc.? I'll just cont. and type faster.

>>734295628
She fucks another guy because anon is fucking boring and tells shitty stories.
The end

>>734295628
Alright, so to speed up this story.
>I end up getting together with her
>She's into synchronized swimming, asks me to come watch. Go there with my sister
>My sister understands now that we're together she has to take a step back sort of but is cool with it, she's still her friend
>At school my friends are jelly
>Go to the sync swimming every week
>Not only her but other hot girls as well
>Basically sit there with boner until it finishes every time, obviously not trying to make it seem as if I'm looking at the other girls
>Other girls are also jelly of our relationship
>Everyone jelly except my family, parents love her as well
>I'll just skip a part here.

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>I accidentally While football
Still have night terrors to this day

>>734296512
This story is literally shit, and you sounds like a cuck

>>734296749
Alright, there was a juicy part but I'll just quit the story.

>>734296892
You suck

I fucked my best friend's sister when we were both drunk. Known them since me and the friend were 11, the sister was 8.

She freaked out and cried rape.

Both of them know it wasn't, but they ghosted me anyway.

I miss them.

I was sucking a friend's dick in a movie theater and people started together and I got gangbanged, loved it but never talk to that friend ever again

>>734297169
You're a guy btw

>>734297308

what about me?

>>734296892
RIP the story

Hooked up with a hot latina shemale, she blow my dick and when I was ready to fuck her she made me bend over to lick my ass and I was living it but she started fucking me.
I got pounded so hard and she came on my face.


Not what I expected but it was great

About half of my bookshelf is made out of stolen books
[spoiler] Sometimes I stole faster than I read[/spoiler]

>>734296512
SHITTY STORY, GET TO THE GOOD PART

>>734297308
Yeah, a lot of male-male action goes on in those places

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I practice black magic strictly for the bitches

My penis ist ca. 15cm... 5 or 6 inch i tgink, but who gives a fuck about thet imperial system lol hhehehe edgy penis vagina ass hairs tieh tieh i

>>734297804
he quit because someone was being a dickhead

Lost my virginity to a dog. Still have sex with my dog on the regular. IDK why I like it.

>>734298092
Stabiler synek

>>734297984
Schreib nicht so ein rotz du dummer huren
Fapiss dich

>>734281559
I'm OP bro. But the fact that you liked my perspective just confirms the mentality that inspired the post you responded to. Every dude in his heart of hearts just wishes he could take his best friend's soul and put it inside a woman's body. That's the redpill about women: they look amazing but absolutely gut you of all you're worth: the money you lose is just a drop in the bucket compared to your soul's anguish. To quote Nietzsche: "Ah, women . . . they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." So the trap as an experiment in society is an attempt provisionally to provide the nearest approximation that art and effort can contribute toward the expression of feminine beauty, while still providing the essentially rationally and likable male mind with its values, proclivities and inclinations. Or whatever I don't know I think what I'm saying is true but I'm a little drunk: not retardedly so; but, you know, in vino veritas.

>>734286223
green text

>>734298122
Nein but nice dubs
I think i have them mental health issues
Not really sure about that though

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>>734296512
story so good

>>734298008
Normies

>>734296512
Bump

I stole moots genes for use in genetic engineering of nekotraps. He will make a slave army.

I was almost raped by a 16 year old tard when I was 6, his mom heard the noise and intervened though. I don't really hide that though.

I'd definitely fuck a corpse just because, but I don't really hide that either. I definitely need to try fucking some kind of animal before I die, a dolphin would be ideal but like a goat or something would be fine. Don't hide that either.

Had a lot of sexually confused friends as a teen and it sort of lingered and fucked with my head until I had to go out and try going at it with a dude to get it out of my system. Ended up just leaving him with blue balls so that was kind of shitty but yeah. I'm not really closed off about that one either.

Theres more but yeah, don't really keep secrets, you might be amazed what people are totally fine with if you just don't give a fuck.

>>734296512
>more than an hour since the last post
What's happened, dude?

>>734299432
Samefag here. On a side note as someone who has spent a lot of years blatantly discussing every taboo I could think of. I've noticed the harder someone tries to be "Good and caring and falalala" like Mormons and shit the more likely they are to be like "Yeah... I've had those thoughts too." Whereas people who try to act all fucking hard are far more likely to get seriously put off by it. It's not a hard line but there definitely seems to be a trend.

bnp

>Swimming with female cousins in sort of private lake near their house
>I'm 21, one of them is 19, other 16. legal by age at least.
>Get dared to skinny dip, if I do they would too
>All of us naked in water, I have a raging boner
>Only see their tits in the water
>Get to docks, check each other out
>Too scared to actually do anything but we all masturbate and I came on 19 y.o's stomach.
>Never talked about it again.

my secret is...I have no secrets....oooooo

>>734281559
Damn, am I sick of this picture.

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>>734303003

been fucking a friends mom

>>734304049
i think this is common.


ages you and her?

>>734304160
probably, but well kept secret, started when I was 16 she was 46

Ate a 16 year old out in my car today. Tho I am 19 so it isn't some pedo shit.

>>734304461

how old are you now and is it just sex? or do you have a relationship with her?

do you plan on being with her as a couple?

>>734281559
GF is really bad with alcohol. Normally 1 glass of wine and drunk.

She had a couple of drinks one time, and while she wasnt looking i kept refilling her cocktails. Eventually she just full on passed out. That night i came in everyone hole in her body more than once and she is still full on out. Cleaned her up. Next day she asked what i happened and I told her that i carried her home and put her to bed.

>be me 22
>aunt and mom want to go for a girls weekend
>Aunt "you two get along now lol"
>home alone with petite, gorgeous, slim, brunette
>ass the size of two oranges in cutton shorts
>tits the size of ping pong balls
>that pale skin that turns pink red when flushed
>we have a pool
>cousin anonette let's go for a swim
>teehee wrestling in water
>full view of neighbours windows and balconies
>not a single fuck given
>we splash and play and wrestle
>Friday goes quiet
>pizza and movie
>she sleeps cuddled next to me
>Saturday we go to town, buy some snacks and she enjoys her Starbucks coffee
>we go back home, whole car ride back are jokes and sexy dares
>sexual tension beyond the roof
>she confessed that "she's done it before"
>pull breaks and stop car on side of road
>"Wait what?"
>she is at that age where it's weird, but not really weird
>"My bf and i blabla"
>I drive slowly home thinking about the endless possibilities
>we get home and put the bags on kitchen counter
>she goes to bathroom
>I make smoothies from fruits we got
>turn on TV and wait for her to come take her a smoothie
>she comes back wearing her top and panties
>"Have you seen my pjama pants? Teehee?"
>blatant obvious screaming cry for attention
>I help her find her pajamas
>as she is wearing them, her ass in panties about to disappear underneath the pants
>I unconsciously spank her lightly telling her "you've got a cute butt"
>she turns around and gives me a "fuck me you idiot" smile
>I move a step closer and rest her butt against the area under my balls (she's a little shorter)
>start holding and caressing her
>"You won't tell?"
>"Are you crazy I won't tell"
>we fucked like rabbid animals whole Saturday evening, Sunday, and ever other "babysitting session"
>I haven't even fucked my current gf of 4 year as much as I have fucked my cousin
>insane, hormonal, rough pounding doggy sexy
>don't ever believe whoever tells you they don't crave dick
>infact they crave dick more than 18+ ones do

>>734304606
22 now, just sex, she hits me up from time to time, wild lady into 3somes and small groups

I've been to a ritual gangbang/sacrifice AMA.

>>734304917

anybody died?

Our neighbour's daughter used to masturbate in OUR barn. It was far away from her large protective family.

I saw her plenty of times before actually doing something about it, eventually I walked in on her pretending to be a derp.

She wanted to go away, I told her "no I'll go" and encouraged her to continue doing whatever the fuck she's doing and I left.
She stayed in the barn for half an hour before leaving, she didn't come back until I saw her once out near their fields and I told her "I miss you" she laughed and came to the barn the second day and pulled the most slutty energetic masturbation show she ever did, she knew I was watching as she saw me on the window.

I jerked off outside like a hillbilly incest child
I came, then went inside telling her "thank you so much oh god that was nice"

She got off the hay and walked toward me, she put her hands on her face and slowly removed her human mask revealing her true bear nature underneath.

The bear growled and tried to eat me alive, but after a fierce battle I managed to impale it with the hay fork.

Blood run down the bears chest on the schoolgirl outfit it had worn to lure me, it turns out that poor girls family had been eaten by inflitator bears.

Take care with infiltrator bears anon, they are tricky sons'v'bitches.

>>734305115
The teen
Her brother.
Her dad.
And her mom.
in that order.

>>734305335

i really really really hope that is a lie.

>>734305396
I know you do.
But remember that

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>734305396
i really really really hope it is not a lie. I fully support Darwin.

>>734288244
Could have but didn't cause you're a pussy..

>>734304697
Could've been better
Try again later

>>734288387
Mil-fag?

>>734284908
Add CrookedCrocodile

I've masturbated in class several times

My friends gf who was super hot had a thing for me. We never ended up fucking due to her being with him. But she jacked me off one time.

All 3 of us where on the sofa, and he was tickling her and stuff, she then lay down across both of us with her head and body kinda on my lap and while he was playing with her, she was secretly jacking me off until I came.

>>734284908
add orla59

>>734307956
How the fuck did he not find out?

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i want to be suck a few dicks while I am house sitting near Charlotte NC next week
At last, I'll be away from everyone and can finally fulfill my secret gay cock hungery fantasy
twinks, bears, hell i dont care, just as long as its a decent, clean cock

>>734309815
I have no idea she was quite discreet, but I did wonder if he knew and maybe it was a fantasy of hers or something.

>>734289256
Why don't u just take the pill to make it harder to give...

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>>734281559
my dad used force feed me pickles while I wore one of my mom's blouses. This happened from ages 7-9 almost every time my mom left us alone in the house. not even joking.

it's no big deal now tho. I'm grown and he's been gone for over a decade. he's real bad off on meth nowadays and stealing shit from other family members houses

I jack off to pics of my goddaughters. They are 15 and 17.
>inb4 post pics

Ok this is a dream i had yesterday has really fucked me up.
> In dream
> Goes to movie with friend
> Girl in movie
> Wants to be a transsexual male
> Is suicidal
> Cuts her wrists
> Is bleeding out on her bed
> Cuts to scene of her raping and killing both genders with a strap-on in the sewers
> Kills herself in the sewers
> Wake up
am actually getting suicidal thoughts just because of this dream.

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Been a high school teacher for 4 years now. Have never wanted to fuck a student until this girl. I'm 28. She's 18. I can't stop thinking about her. She's intoxicating. Would leave my gf for her.

>>734283712
So you're saying you want to use him to masturbate
Just by a fleshlight smh

>>734314147
Don't blame u teach. She's a fucking hottie. Fapping.

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I masterbate to childbirth everyday. This has bern a turn on for me since i was about 5.

bmpp

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Last NYE I drugged and raped my older sister

>>734288244
Fucking pussy....

All that fancy weaponry you have there? Fucking get rid of it, all its going to do is collect dust and get you killed if you don't have the nuts to use it to potentially save your life and the lives of others...

Fucking beta faggot... no wait that's an insult to my gay friends, you are a worthless waste of oxygen... find the nearest tree, apologize for the oxygen it has provided you, and fuck hang yourself from it.

I want to skull fuck my sister

>>734282755
You should go to my girlfriend's apartment, then

>>734284908
Add ultimatedewd420