Roast Me Faggots /b

Fuckin Hagrid lookin' bitch

You probably still live with your parents

You remind me of the elder smurf

What's under the hat?

>>734278924
Your right I'm a mommy's boys bitch!

holy shit, stevie is that YOU!?

Jewish beard bitch

>>734279247
Tom?

>>734279266
Try harder cunt I got a beard of steel!

>>734278728
I don't have too, I feel like you do that already

>>734278728
You look like a nice, down to Earth, Southern guy. More power to you.

>>734279566

You look like you'd say "I'm an American" and "Get these niggers off my lawn."

Are you Santa's son?

Hes a fucking lord of the rings dwarf. You like a retarded brother to the snow whites dwarfs.

HOLY FUCK DUDE LOSE SOME GOD DAMN WEIGHT

>>734278728
I'd go hunting with ya

He looks like one of those guys that would apologize for eating you out.

Whereeeee did his lips go?

You've got a couple caterpillars resting under the shade of your cap.

His nose blends in with his cheeks

>>734280004
Thanks dad

You look hairy.

Bet your dicks the size of a carrot

Watch this fuck have a monster dong

>>734280582
You know it bud, you want it in your ass?

>>734278728
I would, but it's a little late for a pig roast right now.

BIG FUCK LOOKING NIGGER JEW EAT SOME FCKIN VEG

>>734278728
You remind me of one of the default dwarf characters from Dragon Age.

Why has this Reddit bullshit roast me faggotry invaded /b

>>734281006
Hey shit up nigger

>>734278728
You look like you believe Trump is the greatest President ever

Hello, Jeff

>>734278728
You look like you support slavery be wouldn't be comfortable owning slaves

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>>734281006
Because it's summer.

Also, why does reddit roast better than /b/. I am disappoint.

You look like you've never had a sandwich with crust on it

>>734281279
You damn right

>>734278728

I'd roast you but you ate the last roast you were in, so...

You look like you tried to hook up with your cousin but got cucked by your dad

>>734281360
Jim? It's Ron from the plumbing industrial Contractors association

>>734278728
You actually look like a cool guy, I would share a joint with you any day man.

>>734278728

An entire bloodline of thousands of surviving, evolving and devoted organisms ended with a fatfuck. What a waste.

>>734281901
thanks boss

You look like a homeless man that had near death experience and now thrive for religion and helping the poor.

>>734281938
Let's see a pic of your fat fuck ass

>>734282117

Just as I won genetic lottery of life, I won again in this thread. Scram, loser.

>>734278728
I feel like if we roast you you'll eat yourself

>>734282477
You didn't win shit fuck fag

>>734282607
Your right shit head

>>734282607

Also, you are damned to burn in hell with that pitiful meatshell of yours, which eventually led you to /b and succumbing you to mortal sins.

>>734282644
Why would you ask people to roast you, then get all butthurt and defensive when they actually do it?

>>734282958
Are you telling me you are gonna BBQ me also?

>>734283037
It's not getting defensive eat a bag of Dicks

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he probably is a redneck , or a truck driver and own a General Lee Custom pick up Truck

>>734283285
You are very right my friend

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Another picture of me :]

>>734283642

avid horsefucker

>>734283755
Yikes that was weak asf

>>734278728
roast you? I would set you on fire if I didnt already know you would give off a terrible odor

you look like something I would accidentally back into with my truck out in the woods and end up on google news as a new species

I can see why you would walk around with a birds nest covering half that face I would super glue a guy fawkes mask to you and run a few feet away to take another breath of air

You look like a fucking feminist hambeast had sex with a russian ass bear and gave birth to the anti christ that opened a hole out of the ground took a shit in it and turned to dust giving rise to the aids tree with you as a fetus hanging off a branch

If there is anything that would set off north korea is knowing that a beast like you exists and is located somewhere in the US

you hideous monster I was a straight man before typing this and now im going to go join the trap thread

Look. At. This. Fucking. Pig.

>>734284093
Hahahahahahaha good one boss!!!

Probably run ur own anime club in ur Moms basement.

>>734283642
You look like a "Brandon"

>>734284278
Yet again weak asf

>>734283642

You look like you ate Kenny Rogers.

>>734284535
Acually names Ron from the plumbing industrial Contractors association

Wheres your inhaler you wheezing fuck?

You look like you let your sister piss in your mouth and slurp whatever spilled out of your disgusting neckbeard.

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>>734284648
It's acually in my drawer next to my bed fuck head

You look like the kindof fuck to say
"Born in Cali; but my heart belongs in Texas"

Three words:
Please. Don't. Reproduce.

>>734279756
K E K

>>734283642
You wolf shirt wearing disgusting neckbears fuck.

I've taken shits that are more attractive to females than you.

I'd call those furry things over your eyes caterpillars but I'm pretty sure no caterpillar exists as thick as that.

I bet 6our neckbears smells as bad as your dad's cum tastes.

If you were a character you'd be played by Jim Belushi.

>>734285451
Hahaha good good

>>734279733

>>734285721
Good try faggit

>>734284426
youre the fucking reason lightning strikes thats the mighty hand of god doing its best trying to send you to him to tell you to shave and drop some weight you fucking slob

There is a mexican legend known as the chupaverga that started when some drunk beaner stumbled into your instagram account

If there is anything driving billionaires to explore space travel its the thought that youll be left here for ISIS to kill you with the last remaining pigs

>>734283642
the gravity your forehead is giving off is the reason I was pulled back from the last thread I was in your fucking hairline is a sign that satan is erasing your image from his coloring books

I wish there was enough hashtags I can lance at you to show you how fat I think you are

The next revision to the merriam webster dictionary is going to include a whole new set of words for us to use to pray for your overworked cholesterol encrusted heart

Im sure bear grylls is somewhere on your body right now drinking his own urine and hunting the crabs on, what I can only imagine is a dense forest of thick pubes covering whatever it is the people of the kalahari know as your penis

Its not just me that is coming up with these jokes anon the guys at the suicide hotline are helping

>>734278728
Heya Torbjorn

>>734284093
That was weak as fuck.

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>>734285451
Don't be so sure. Females like niggers, what makes you think they wouldn't fuck a big neckbearded ape?

>>734286003
youre thinking way too hard

You're a fat ugly redneck. Life already roasted you.

>>734286132
True true

>>734279862
gayest post ever on 4chan... congrats you are the ultimate faggoot

>>734286354
Congratulations you are now within the faggot committee

>>734283642
Eat shit and die shitty fuckhead KKK Americam slut ass home nigger cunt mother shit fuck anus lube testiculate period blood crotch cock monkey kike

>>734286702
Keep on going