I hereby curse anyone who sees this thread, if you don't reply within 27.9 seconds, you will have a violent stroke in exactly one hour.
I waited 30 seconds to say thankyou.
Yo deadass B... mans were just tryna sleep out here now you got me typing to save my life dawg....
It's been an hour and I didn't get my stroke
where is it you cheap fuck
>Under a bridge
>Reading a book I stole
>A druggie walks to me
"Fuck, out of shrooms. Got any?"
>All of a sudden, shrooms appear on me
>Going for about $3.00 a pop on them
>Guy's name is Gary
>Under Gary's foot, there is paper
>Expect it to be just random paper
>Torn out of a book
>Take the paper
>"Read the first letter of each line"
>a horny 16 year old
>randomly see pictures
>yes, containing fucked up shit
>barely legal pictures
>but I still fap
>experiencing best fap session
>stopped by bee in my face
>bee says to read the first letter of each line