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I hereby curse anyone who sees this thread, if you don't

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I hereby curse anyone who sees this thread, if you don't reply within 27.9 seconds, you will have a violent stroke in exactly one hour.
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>>734268846
no thanks
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>734268846
prey the gay away
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>>734268846
I could only hope for multiple strokes
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>>734268846
sweet release
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>>734270291
no wait
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gay
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Homo
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>>734268846
I waited 30 seconds to say thankyou.
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Okay
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>>734268846
Brr
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Yo deadass B... mans were just tryna sleep out here now you got me typing to save my life dawg....
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swag
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!ply
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Why
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>>734268846
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Fuck you, cunt
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>>734268846
K
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>>734268846
please god let me be within the time frame
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Purrrrr!!!
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>>734268846
cunt
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reeeeee
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>>734268846
Nigero
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no u
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>>734268846
replied
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>>734268846
dhggdgfd
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FU
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dfgrvbgdsgbr
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CMON POST
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Shit
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damn dood
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i waited 30 seconds to post, if this thread is still around in an hour i will post when i don't have a stroke
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sksks
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Need to be alive very badly so, can't risk it
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>>734268846
Ehhh
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>>734268846
Gay
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>>734268846
QUICK REPLY
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Eat shit
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1min in 59.5 mins till stroke good to know you guys.
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E
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>>734271886
kek
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good luck everybody
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>>734268846
fuck
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>>734273124
i don't need luck, only 50 minutes before i don't get a stroke
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>>734268846
why does this cancer exist. you know you are the reason why this board is dead
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>>734268846
Fdx
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ITT: 14-year-olds that still forward chain mail
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H
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>>734273756
not me anon, just another 43 minutes before i don't stroke out
>>734271886
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>>734268846
He
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>>734268846
noooo
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stfhwghwstg
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Ha, I want to die
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>>734268846

SUCK MUH DICK BITCH
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>inb4 someone actually does get a stroke
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>>734268846
wat
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/b/ is full of children now and it makes me sad
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>>734274808
/thread
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Dicks.
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bamp
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bemp
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bimp
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yo im replyin
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bomp
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fuck you
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>>734268846
only replying cuz i mixed bars with alcohol earlier and dont feel like dying
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>>734268846
ok
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>>734268846
No
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and sometimes bymp
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>>734268846
nigger
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Teply
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>>734274568
Extra layer of protection here
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>>734268846
too risky
fuck you
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>>734275478
>too risky
you're retarded aren't you?
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>>734275447
protection from what?
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Well shit
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i waited 30 seconds to post this, fucking kill me
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It's happened to me once at 18, I don't wanna go through that again
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Not chancing it
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Fuhq
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fuck man
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Fug
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nigger
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Fuck off
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bamp
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ok
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okie dokes
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bemp
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bimp
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boml
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>>734268846
Semon demons.
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Fug
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bomp
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>>734268846
faggot detected
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bymp
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>>734268846
It's been an hour and I didn't get my stroke
where is it you cheap fuck
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>>734268846
I don't mind giving myself a "violent stroke". I'm usually pretty violent anyway.

>so ugly I rape myself.
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gay
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>>734268846
fuck captchas
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reply
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fuck
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Fuck
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>>734268846
Roll
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o golly geez dont want that to happen better bump this thread BUMP
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I'm ready. ..
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>>734268846
Fuck it
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Lol get FUCKD. Immunity
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>Under a bridge
>Reading a book I stole
>A druggie walks to me
"Fuck, out of shrooms. Got any?"
>All of a sudden, shrooms appear on me
>Going for about $3.00 a pop on them
>Guy's name is Gary
>Under Gary's foot, there is paper
>Expect it to be just random paper
>Torn out of a book
>Take the paper
>Examine it
>"Read the first letter of each line"
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>>734268846
Fuck you
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>>734268846
xd
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>>734268846
K
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>>734268846
Eat a dick.
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>be me
>a horny 16 year old
>reading erotica
>randomly see pictures
>yes, containing fucked up shit
>barely legal pictures
>but I still fap
>experiencing best fap session
>nearly orgasming
>stopped by bee in my face
>orgasm: ruined
>NOOOOO
>bee says to read the first letter of each line
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>>734268846
Nah
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Nigga
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Chill fam
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K
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>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
bleep blop
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>>734268846
fasfas
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Nut
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>>734268846
k
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Fine
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If you read this it removes any curse ever given to you.
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fuck you
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Hey
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in
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shit
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Fuck you
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ok nig nig
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>>734271886
To all the superstitious children in this thread, i am alive

stop being faggots, don't respond to this cancer
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Y
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>>734268846
Good one
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>>734268846
Kkkl
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thanks immunity cat
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Dick
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