I hereby curse anyone who sees this thread, if you don't

>>734268846
no thanks

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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>734268846
prey the gay away

>>734268846
I could only hope for multiple strokes

>>734268846
sweet release

>>734270291
no wait

gay

Homo

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>>734268846
I waited 30 seconds to say thankyou.

Okay

>>734268846
Brr

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Yo deadass B... mans were just tryna sleep out here now you got me typing to save my life dawg....

swag

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!ply

Why

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>>734268846

Fuck you, cunt

>>734268846
K

>>734268846
please god let me be within the time frame

Purrrrr!!!

>>734268846
cunt

reeeeee

>>734268846
Nigero

no u

>>734268846
replied

>>734268846
dhggdgfd

FU

dfgrvbgdsgbr

CMON POST

Shit

damn dood

i waited 30 seconds to post, if this thread is still around in an hour i will post when i don't have a stroke

sksks

Need to be alive very badly so, can't risk it

>>734268846
Ehhh

>>734268846
Gay

>>734268846
QUICK REPLY

Eat shit

1min in 59.5 mins till stroke good to know you guys.

E

>>734271886
kek

good luck everybody

>>734268846
fuck

>>734273124
i don't need luck, only 50 minutes before i don't get a stroke

>>734268846
why does this cancer exist. you know you are the reason why this board is dead

>>734268846
Fdx

ITT: 14-year-olds that still forward chain mail

H

>>734273756
not me anon, just another 43 minutes before i don't stroke out
>>734271886

>>734268846
He

>>734268846
noooo

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stfhwghwstg

Ha, I want to die

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>>734268846

SUCK MUH DICK BITCH

>inb4 someone actually does get a stroke

>>734268846
wat

/b/ is full of children now and it makes me sad

>>734274808
/thread

Dicks.

bamp

bemp

bimp

yo im replyin

bomp

fuck you

>>734268846
only replying cuz i mixed bars with alcohol earlier and dont feel like dying

>>734268846
ok

>>734268846
No

and sometimes bymp

>>734268846
nigger

Teply

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>>734274568
Extra layer of protection here

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>>734268846
too risky
fuck you

>>734275478
>too risky
you're retarded aren't you?

>>734275447
protection from what?

Well shit

i waited 30 seconds to post this, fucking kill me

It's happened to me once at 18, I don't wanna go through that again

Not chancing it

Fuhq

fuck man

Fug

nigger

Fuck off

bamp

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ok

okie dokes

bemp

bimp

boml

>>734268846
Semon demons.

Fug

bomp

>>734268846
faggot detected

bymp

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>>734268846
It's been an hour and I didn't get my stroke
where is it you cheap fuck

>>734268846
I don't mind giving myself a "violent stroke". I'm usually pretty violent anyway.

>so ugly I rape myself.

gay

>>734268846
fuck captchas

reply

fuck

Fuck

>>734268846
Roll

o golly geez dont want that to happen better bump this thread BUMP

I'm ready. ..

>>734268846
Fuck it

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Lol get FUCKD. Immunity

>Under a bridge
>Reading a book I stole
>A druggie walks to me
"Fuck, out of shrooms. Got any?"
>All of a sudden, shrooms appear on me
>Going for about $3.00 a pop on them
>Guy's name is Gary
>Under Gary's foot, there is paper
>Expect it to be just random paper
>Torn out of a book
>Take the paper
>Examine it
>"Read the first letter of each line"

>>734268846
Fuck you

>>734268846
xd

>>734268846
K

>>734268846
Eat a dick.

>be me
>a horny 16 year old
>reading erotica
>randomly see pictures
>yes, containing fucked up shit
>barely legal pictures
>but I still fap
>experiencing best fap session
>nearly orgasming
>stopped by bee in my face
>orgasm: ruined
>NOOOOO
>bee says to read the first letter of each line

>>734268846
Nah

Nigga

Chill fam

K

>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
>>734268846
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>>734268846
bleep blop

>>734268846
fasfas

Nut

>>734268846
k

Fine

If you read this it removes any curse ever given to you.

fuck you

Hey

in

shit

Fuck you

ok nig nig

>>734271886
To all the superstitious children in this thread, i am alive

stop being faggots, don't respond to this cancer

Y

>>734268846
Good one

>>734268846
Kkkl

thanks immunity cat

Dick