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well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to

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well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official.i am the richest motherfucker on /b/

first to roll quads gets $35000
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rolling
[email protected] is my paypal
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>>734254355
Munny pweez
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>>734254460
reroll
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>>734254355
Look, Anon, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I... I was an orphan... and I was raised in a whore house in Philadelphia. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in a porno mag, or some crap the girls left by the toilet, and it said some kids had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. The idea of being wanted. Because the girl who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear.

The closest I came to feeling wanted was a girl... who made me go through her John's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar... she would buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it... alone... in my room... with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid.

It said sweet on the wrapper.

It was the only sweet thing in my life.
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>>734254355
dangson\
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7/11 was a part time job
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quad
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roll nigga gimme
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I like that you were paid in cash...
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Uhhhhhh
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gimme mo niggy roll dat sheeit
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stop posting this, you fucking nigger
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rollll
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>>734254355
Quads for 35k.

We will see if legit. Kik Chickenwaaaang88
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>>734254355
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eh....worth a shot
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titties
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rollo
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roll on the off chance it's real
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rollie pollie ollie
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I'm gonna buy some sheeeeeit
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This thread again.
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probably fake but I'll give it a whirl
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>>734254355
I want bc just get rid of the space in the middle of the address below.

>1NiwRuixRqgvYjAn ResrhH7RxvfzrxAqXy
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About 4 months ago I saw this exact copy pasta. OP is fag
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>>734254355
Eh why not
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>>734254969
reroll
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can't send pictures for some reason but search "biggest drug money busty
Nice try OP
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roll roll roll
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>>734254969
rerererolll
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>>734254355
This shit was dead and unseen for like 6 months.

Why the sudden resurgence when there's plenty of new cancer to go around?

>inb4 because summerfags
summerfags is myth
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qyads
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buy like 100 copies of my game pls
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rolllll
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Rolling because if this is real I can go to school.

Kik: SauceMeSome
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Fake and gay.
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Nice pasta son of your fucking anal bitch
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>>734255072

Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
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0 chance, but whatev, rolling
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Why not
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q u a dddd
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roooolllll
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>>734254355
LETS ROLLLL
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Kik SauceMeSome
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It's good to be suckered in by this BS again, wooza
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One time quads
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>>734254355
its not like iv got any better way to make money
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roll me
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>>734255229
Y-you too...
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wew
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kik is gpoot, rolling and shiettt
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>>734254460
You're off to a good start! Now your Social Security number, please.
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>>734254355
rolling for you to burn it all with you on the pile.
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>>734254355
lol, nice breaking bad post faggot
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[email protected] is the PayPal and I'm a nigger. Please kek bless my roll
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c´mon QUADs!!! need to avoid losing the house!
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Ro
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0 chance, but i'll roll it
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i don't even want the money
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quads now!!!
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ROLL FOR BASED GOD
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i'll never get quad
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>>734255551
kek
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>>734255551
off by 4
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This shit's been posted like 5 times today
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>>734255551
this!
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>>734255551
WOW
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>>734255551
Uhhhhh. does this count?
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>>734255551
kek closest faggot
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Get
Got
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>>734255551
>>734255555
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ta-da
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>>734254355

ur a nigger
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>>734222222
boi wtf
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Shieeeeet
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>>734254526
I can understand a persons drive and spirit after a few moments with them.
During my life, everytine, I have been right in my assesments of the people around me and have accurately predicted their actions.
I can make my friends with all and none, I could get any woman I want but Im a virgin.
My father taught me how to use weakness in others, and my mother showed me how to make others vulnerable to me.
I want to die, for I am everyones friend and no ones, I know secrets of all friends around me but they know nothing of me.
I want to die.
I want to die.
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why tf not
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>>734254355
roll niggs
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QUADS
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i am confused
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Quads
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bruv
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quads, bitches
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>>734254355
>only $82 million

poorfag get out
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quadddssss
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gimme money punk bitch
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Can I get some quads ples!?
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[email protected]
Send me an email if i roll quads...
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Rerollerino
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i hope 4 quads!
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Fake. (sadly)
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>falling for the b8

But me a 4chan pass so I can stop doing these stupid captchas
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Rollin!
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I hope I get the quadra kill
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>>734254355
Either /b is full of stupid fucking retards or this idiot has been bumping his shitty fake post non stop I don't know which is more sad.
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eh
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>>734256258
Buy
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>>734254355
>reverse image search
>Nice
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>>734254355

Stale pasta
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I can be contacted at

[email protected]

Roll
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[email protected] we'll just keep in contact via gmail bru
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>>734254355
noice b8 m8, next time don't t post a pic of money seized in Mexico to drug lords
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rollerino
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quadS!
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>>734256345
Rerolling
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>>734256113
Mortii matii de rahat pe bat
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>>734254355
rolling
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>>734254355
Role of fotune
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Q U A D S
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quads baebae
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>>734256345
Rerolling.
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Get. Just donate mine to National Public Radio
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another roll...
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[email protected]
>> Tryin to get rich this night bru
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rolling quads here
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>>734256345
Rerolling..
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my boi
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>>734256280
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rollrollrollroll
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>>734256345
Rerolling...
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Quads here
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ROLLIN !
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reroll
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>>734256345
Trying again
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Oh man don't I love money.
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Yup quads on the reroll.
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>>734256497
Rerrolin rrolin rrolin desde un lambo bitches tirando mi money
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oh shit, this is my chance quads mofo
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another reroll
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rolling
[email protected]
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TRUMP 2020
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[email protected]
6666
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>>734256345
Rerolling....
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rolling

paypal starts with gyariv
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Quads from Australia
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fuck quads cmon
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ma chance reroll
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>>734256633
Reroll
6666
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>>734256644
rerolling......
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>>734256345
Rerolling.....
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>>734256667
Kek
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Quads
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>>734256347
RollingggG
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