ITT: You can write your 14 yo self a letter with 30 words max.

Op is a fag always.

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>>734234191
>In the mathematically rigorous formulation of quantum mechanics developed by Paul Dirac,[18] David Hilbert,[19] John von Neumann,[20] and Hermann Weyl,[21] the possible states of a quantum mechanical system are symbolized[22] as unit vectors (called state vectors). Formally, these reside in a complex separable Hilbert space—variously called the state space or the associated Hilbert space of the system—that is well defined up to a complex number of norm 1 (the phase factor). In other words, the possible states are points in the projective space of a Hilbert space, usually called the complex projective space. The exact nature of this Hilbert space is dependent on the system—for example, the state space for position and momentum states is the space of square-integrable functions, while the state space for the spin of a single proton is just the product of two complex planes. Each observable is represented by a maximally Hermitian (precisely: by a self-adjoint) linear operator acting on the state space. Each eigenstate of an observable corresponds to an eigenvector of the operator, and the associated eigenvalue corresponds to the value of the observable in that eigenstate. If the operator's spectrum is discrete, the observable can attain only those discrete eigenvalues.

In the formalism of quantum mechanics, the state of a system at a given time is described by a complex wave function, also referred to as state vector in a complex vector space.[23] This abstract mathematical object allows for the calculation of probabilities of outcomes of concrete experiments. For example, it allows one to compute the probability of finding an electron in a particular region around the nucleus at a particular time. Contrary to classical mechanics, one can never make simultaneous predictions of conjugate variables, such as position and momentum, to arbitrary precision.

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>>734234331
This letter won't help you
>>734234416
too many words

Relax a bit man, save a bit more money than you are. Life isn't gonna be so bad no matter what you think. Skip Brianna. Smoke some weed.

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>>734234474
>too many words
fine

>Adolf Hitler:
>Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a “Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich.” The reasons for this extraordinary measure are as follows: In November 1918, the Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a Revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of Reich and Länder removed from office, and thus a breach of the Constitution was committed.

Borrow $10.000 and buy up bitcoin as soon as it comes out. Borrow another $10.000 and invest in snapchat as soon as it comes out. You are welcome, bro. Yolo.

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>>734234550
>>734234800
good.

Just bring a gun to class while you can you assmongling turdbungling autism magnet. Also don't buy weed from Zach.

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>>734234191
bring an mp40 to school tomorrow

>>734234191
30 words all i need is 3

>>Kys fucking fag

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>>734235016
>>734235114
>>734235210
great minds think alike

the jews are behind it all, never forget this!

Everything

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>>734235333
>>734235375
Now imagine if u were immediately teleported back in time and all you got in the letter is dis.

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>>734235333
trips confirm, check em

>>734234800
Checked.

Also, that comes to roughly 49,000,000.00$, just in case you were wondering.

oh my god its nickels underage fuck slut

OP you are one fat ugly motherfucker if I could have anything teleported into the past it would be myself with a shotgun so I can blow your mothers brains out for raising a human garbage disposal
lets hear what you would tell 14 year old self piggy

probably that you forgot to take the trash out yesterday and thats why your mother took your box of cosmic brownies the second time in disgust

Work hard to become a /b/ moderator. Ban that underage fat cunt in 2017.

remeber, ethan will come out as gay, so fucking kill him while you can without being homophobic

buy a little japanese company called 4chan

>>734234191
14? well all lost by then, this is of no use to me.
sage
sage
sage

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>>734235695
>mfw you will get that letter

There's more to life than anime, video games, and masturbation. Losing weight isn't as hard as you think. Invest in Bitcoin. Get a book on C and learn to program.

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>>734236032
>the face of a sexually undesirable pig in despair

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>>734236270

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>>734236193
>There's more to life than anime, video games, and masturbation
That's what you think
>Losing weight isn't as hard as you think
not true at all, i tried it 4 2 months, dindt work
>Invest in Bitcoin
yes
>Get a book on C and learn to program
c++, c# and java

Hey bud. Your actually a woman.

>>734236468
>i tried it for two months
>I did two sit ups in two months, ate one carrot a week and rewarded myself with 3 cakes a day
i fixed it for you

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>>734236574
no

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>>734235438

stop masturbating

>>734236468
>dindt work
well thats about as obvious as your lack of self control

>>734234191
>What do you write?

''Don't kill yourself, bro. It's not worth it.''
t. you

>>734236666

HAHAHA quads. Im not even mad, thats amazing!

>>734236468
>i tried it 4 2 months, dindt work
Then you didn't do it right.

>c++, c# and java
C is a good starting point. Fuck C#.

>>734234191
Invest in Google. Nothing else matters if that doesn't happen.

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>>734236762
my 3rd quads :)

OP lets see that chubby little white cock

>>734234191
Nothing matters.
Everyone dies sometime.
You're still naive.
Get another job.
Everyone is anxious, afraid.
You'll be a better man.
Rock bottom enlightens.

Love yourself.
Hate yourself.
Struggle.

>>734236948
and how many hot pockets have you had so far? 13?

Work out. Study hard. Save money, disregard women. Quit smoking. Eat healthy. Don't stress so hard, just live your life. It is what it is enjoy yourself

>>734237036
Is this what your guidance counselor said to you?

Your girlfriend will leave you anyway, fuck every girl you can

Rubber won't stop the shame

>>734237193
I wish.

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>>734236997
i will report u if u post that pic. fair warning.
>>734237040
we don't have hot pockets in Quebec
>>734237207
i will

THE BEAST!

>>734237265
kek, baby penis here cant even get a girl to look at him, so much as fuck him

>>734237265
fat and canadian boy you were dealt the worse fucking hand

dont visit 4chan its a trap and will suck your life away
when given the opportunity have sex, yeah youve missed on loads and you will turn into a kiss less virgin

>>734237265
posting dik pics in /b/ is a-ok, you wont get banned for something so stupid

>>734237486
visit 4chan because it's a trap and will give you succ
when given the opportunity get succ

Save her

>>734234191
Stay sober, dont get married, dont have kids

>>734237265
of course you will it looks like honey boo boos clit i would report myself to satan with the 9mm next to me

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>>734237568
not if report it as CP ;)
>>734237652
yeah i will do that 4 u

>>734237036
your clearly under 25 and have no real life experience and the weight of the world hasnt crushed you yet

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Leaked pick of his micro dong

>>734234191


YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN THE WASHROOM AFTER DAD BROKE YOUR LEG? DO IT. TRUST ME. DO IT.

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>>734237758

this feel man

Yes you'll soon realize after your school years, life truly does suck

>>734237747
sure you will baby dick

whenever youre done devouring everything in sight you fucking blob of sadness and cheese

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>>734234191
Don't worry, you're going to smash soon enough.
Stop being a commie. Also My Little Pony is still Trash.

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>>734234191
Winning lottery #'s, winning horses, super bowl and world cup winners. Funk everything else...I'll figure it out with my billions

>>734237884


OH BOY.........IT SUCKS FUCKING HARD FOR 99% OF THE POPULATION. BUT HEY, KEEP DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING KATY PERRY. HERE'S A HINT; IT WON'T HAPPEN.

>>734237884
Add kids, bills and the realisation that life is never going to get better, icing on the cake

>>734237758
>no real life experience
>get a job
>Everyone is anxious
>Rock bottom enlightens
>struggle
Makes sense, anon. Real life experience involves not getting a job, believing that everything will be okay no matter what, cucking yourself out of opportunities because you think you're the only one inside your own head, and not putting in the effort.

I time traveled here to give you a note, please kill me because OP didn't think about the trip back. don't wait around

>>734237747
SO he's admitting to being underage? Doesnt that get ya banned on /b/

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>>734238102
>cake

>>734238102

ADD KIDS WHO FUCK UP MORE THAN YOU DO, BILLS.....YOUR EX WIFE'S BILLS.....OLD AGING PARENTS WHO YOU CAN'T STAND AND WISH THEY DIE AND CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE IT THIS FAR ...AND A JOB THAT SUCKS. AND TRUST ME: SUICIDE AT 14 LOOKS DAMN GOOD

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AGING GRACEFULLY. FUCK, EVEN BRAD PITT'S LIFE WENT TO HELL AND HE'S BRAD FUCKING PITT,

She's cheating on you.
Be mad, but don't let it change who you are.
Hang with your friends more.
Bang that Mexican drummer chick.
Find J.T's attic stash.
Buy bitcoin.

>>734238422
>Buy bitcoin.


YEAH GREAT FUCKING ADVICE YOU SHILL CUNT.

>>734238517
Ever played that game 2 truths 1 lie? Say outrageous shit that ends up being true, so the lie doesn't seem outlandish.
I want to severely improve my life, then fucking annihilate it because I trust this shitty letter too much.

>>734238517
Not that guy, but it's solid advice. BTC is sitting around $2,200 right now. If you bought/mined a lot back when it was basically worthless, and held onto it, you'd have a decent amount of cash now.

>>734237818
oh god what is that thing

Don't stop trying man.. I am sure you will succeed at killing yourself with the 5th try, so go for it

>>734238837

Thanks captain hindsight

There is no god. Don't bother trying to join the military. Go to college. Study math. Invest in Google & bitcoin. Learn formal logic. Don't ever lower your standards when dating.

>>734238837


2200 IS PEAK OR NEAR PEAK. IT'S FUCING DISASTROUS ADVICE ESPECIALLY WITH SO MANY NEW "MINED" SHIT COMING UP. IT'S A PYRAMID SCHEME AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO "ON" AT THE TOP?

FUCKING MORON

>>734239156


I SAID FUCK OFF SHILL.

>>734239156

Whats wrong with the military

>>734239284
I said to get in at the start, not to get in now. It would be stupid to expect to make money off of it now.

>>734238092
>>734238314
>>734239284
>>734239343
Hey man, hands on the wheel.

>>734238976


I ACTUALLY FOUND A GUY WHO HUNG HIMSELF IN MY LOCAL PARK. IT'S A LARGE PARK AND PRETTY EMPTY ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT. I WAS YOUNG WHEN THIS HAPPENED BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BOTTLE OF LIQUOR AND PACK OF EMPTY CIGARETTES AT THE BASE OF THE TREE. HE LOOKED PEACEFUL HUNG THERE AND HIS FACE HAD NO TO LITTLE DISCOLORATION. I ALWAYS IMAGINE IF I KILL MYSELF IT WILL BE AT THAT EXACT TREE. IT'S SILL THERE AND THE PLACE IS SO PEACEFUL.

Lose your current friends, stop eating unhealthy shit, and learn to style your fucking hair.

Giants win Superbowl..don't know what year..bet everything you have every year on giants 1!!!11!!

invest in apple and bitcoin. market crash in 2008. get psychotherapy, life isnt hell, parents are idiotic monsters. read psychology books. lottery numbers:

>>734239642
Today is a fine day to emulate your hero.

>>734239383
Nothing. I just wasted 2 years with my life in hold trying to get a waiver to join for use of an inhaler as a child. I was permanently DQ'ed. Recruiter tried all he could, but would have been better had nether of us wasted the time or energy.

invest in bitcoin and kill whoever comes up with the caps lock concept

also break the flute that wakes snorlax up so his fatass never makes a crappy thread like this again

>>734240160


SOON FRIEND,,,SOON...YOU'LL GO NOT TO LONG AFTER.

>>734240361


BUT IF YOU BREAK THAT FLUTE YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP???? OHHH...I GET IT...EMO REQUEST

Dont use a shoelace to anhero

invest all your money in bitcoin, the price will 1000x and youll be rich you dumb faggot

>>734240542
hahahahahahahahaha bowtie neckfry

>>734234800
/thread

>>734234191
Tell Dad to cut the booze, invest in Tesla, and don't take up waiting if managing gets too rough

>>734240375
Soon isn't fast enough, nigger.

>>734234191
We wuz kangz

>>734240828


YOU WILL BE AT THE END OF A ROE 3-5 YEARS. MAX. ME? 1-2 YEARS MAX.

I HAVE EARLY ALS. I AM CHECKING OUT SOON.

You get a second chance! Get into a good college, girls will like you if you're honest and kind and listen to them, learn bass, learn to drive. start lifting - [insert my name]

>>734234800
I thought shitchat was tanking in value

I am your future self.

Formulate a list of things you want to fix in your life. On 5/30/17, visit 4chan.org/b/ and find thread number 734234191. Put your list there.

fuck as many women as possible and don't care about their feelings, you'll regret not doing it. be confident and just fuck them. peace out from 2017 me

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>>734241320

>>734241052
Why the fuck are you yelling?

just kill yourself after 2009, everything goes to shit after that

>>734241448
>>734239552
Our man is cruising right now.

>>734241052
Nobody becomes an hero when their life is going great. I have another 15 years minimum.

>>734241848
xD same

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>>734241446

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>>734242664
do this shit again and ill report u

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>>734242839

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>>734242839
>>734242915

You can lean hacking on your Linux machine Zach sold you. 4chan dot org in 2004. Bitcoins are worth $2000 in 2017, come out in 2009

>>734236574
You're

>>734234191
>Winning lottery numbers for the future.
And I'll just fit as many as I can before reaching 30 words.

>>734234191

You are not going to die a virgin. Your dick is not small. Put all your money on Brexit happening.

That's all. If I told myself anymore I would probably not end up where I am today, all the hardship was worth it.

Some Monday your English teacher will ask if you need a ride ,say yes to get laid.

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>>734242839
>>734243167

Don't fucking lose your virginity yet. It'll come back to bite you. Also trump becomes president and become AWS certified.

>>734234191
>Mom dies
>Consider jogging
>Take Chemistry
>Buy a good coumpter
>Fuck Encyclopedia Dramatica, just go to 4chan already.
>Don't try to become an electrician
>Diaper fetish lol faggot, grow up

Younger me is going to see that last line and he is going to fucking know what's up.

>>734234191
Kill them all. The one that begs for her life doesn't deserve it. Kill them all.

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>>734242839
>>734243512

Stay away from drugs especially adderall amd xanax cant stress this enough. When you turn 16 make sure you get your mom in check before she loses her mind. Dont hang out with niggers or shady people in general. Work hard keep on when times get rough and dont be a fucking quitter. Stay in school and focus on yourself. Dont be the guy that had everyone expecting him to achieve then go and blow it all on measly distractions that will only fuck you up in the future.

nevergo to 4chan.org

>>734234191

Dont listen to your programming teacher. Hes a jaded reject and is wrong about job demand in the tech field. Also start learning entrepreneurialship now, not in 15 years.

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>>734243698
>>734242839

pay attention in school for fuck sake.
check if its loaded.
at christmas, choose the guitar, not the snes with sf2

buy shares in google

>>734243899
you know your gettin trolled right?

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>>734242839
>>734243899

is that a girl or a guy i confuse

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>>734244042
>>734244069

>>734244182
theres enough room on that body for both

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>>734244204
stop it already!
the bans don't seen to work :(/

>>734245739
youre fat bro

>>734234191
Don't worry you gonna get da pusseh in 2 years

>>734234191
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

>>734234191
"It doesn't get any better, only worse. Dad's gun is under the bed."

Skip Brianna, Dora, Jessica, Emily, and Alex emotionally.

Watch 2012 on world2.

Take the corners of the map when you can coin.

You have Schizoid personality disorder.

Figure out Blackjack.

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>>734246066
thanks
>>734246061
I'm not a fratbro
>>734246181
eh
>>734246217
lmao

Going 2 bed now.
Good bight /b/!

>>734234416
why wouldnt you already know this at age 14. what are you ? african?

>>734246318
>pasty ugly fat mong
>wearing cap indoors
I cringed

>>734243568
Why did it come back to bite you anon?

>>734246318
>Going 2 bed now
its 7 at your time zone

does your mommy have you whipped that bad? Or did dinner leave you that exhausted?