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imagine having to validate yourself through a fucking superhero movie.

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imagine having to validate yourself through a fucking superhero movie.
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Fuck that chick, give me Lynda Carter.
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>>734231116
>I like this film, therefore women will dominate the Earth

That's a pretty big leap, especially considering the huge strides Islam is making.
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>>734231116
the future is very much female. what does that even mean
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>>734231116

especially such a lame one.

look at that cringey fucking outfit.
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Has anyone seen it? Cause I hear people , mostly feminist movie reviewers were saying it was better than "the dark knight". Im curious cause I think most of it is bias for it being a women super hero movie but, honestly on a scale 1-10 if the dark knight is 10, how good is wonderwomen
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>>734232056
It's meaningless feminist speak, like; "my vagina has a voice", and "poverty is a woman."
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Of course
>Man Of Steel 2 starting Lois Lane
>The Batman starting Selina Kyle
fuck off
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>>734231116
Honestly this whole female empowerment and "women can do anything" thing is so boring.
Are there genuinely still women out there that need to be told that nothing is holding them back?
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>>734232971
Did you mean starring?
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I just hope it isn't as shit as the new ghostbusters movie, so i can just like it and not have to endure claims that i'm sexist just because i didn't like a movie.
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>>734231956
>huge strides
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>734233173
yeah sorry
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>>734231116
What does she mean very female? What they gonna shoehorn a female in Superman and Batman movies?
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>>734233265
>>734233265
it can't be as bad a ghostbusters since they didn't decide to randomly make some known superhero a chick to look more progressive
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>>734232056
Statically, women live longer.
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Will it be a commercial success?
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>>734233265
Don't hold your breath. They can't / won't use Wonder Womans weakness because that would be "sexist".
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>>734233033
There are more of those who would rather patronize women and act like they aren't capable. The third wave feminism shit has gotten so loud it's made a lot of people forget the reality that most women are just regular people, and the victim narrative bs is mostly just that. Leftist PC bullshit
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>>734231116
if you don't like females then you are a gay faggot

I personally love women, infact they are the only kind of people I like to have sex with, go ladies go
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As a girl (And no im not showing tits cause this doesnt require it) i find females to be basically pointless until they can bare children. Id be a guy if i could choose but i aint no fucking tranny so im stuck. The only woman who validates herself in any way is that girl who played hermione in the harry potter books, but thats less to the point. Women are slampieces and should be treated as such.
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>>734233421

They could easily make wonder woman unbearable by trying to make her character some kind of ultra progressive female - or likely she'll be some kind of schizophrenic combo to try to cover all the bases.

Remember all the female characters that have been made who are stone cold bitches because the writers had been trying to get away from even the mere hint of the character having some female sexuality in them?

If writers are capable of anything, it's fucking up female characters.
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>>734231956
LEL and those dumbfucks libcuck trash support islam...
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>>734231116
Imagine being the brave soul who ends up calling this movie a spade if its a spade. Would be damaging to ones career though.
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>>734233672
quesstion, how do you have the 4ch logo net to your name?
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>>734233671

Well, woman woman is an adult, so... uhh, she is capable of bearing children. Your point doesn't seem to have any bearing on this issue.
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>>734233835

4chan pass. I give 20 bucks a year to new moot and don't have to do captchas.
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>>734231116
Are you triggered OP? Don't like women to compete with your male superheroes?
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>>734233847
>bearing children
Thought she was made from sand, spit, and cum.
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ylyl thread?
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>>734231116
Much better to do it through online comments on b.
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>>734233924

I don't know the wonder woman story very well, but i thought she came from a tribe of amazon women, and i am pretty sure they breed, and are not grown in the mud like the orcs of middle earth.
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Women went for the empowerment, men went for spank material. Of course it's gonna get big ratings. I'm going to go see it, I wanna stick it in her butt
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>>734233924
Not anymore. Zeus is her dad.
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>>734233945
Havnt stopped laughing since I read "Best super hero movie ever"
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>>734233671
Just pointing out that i am the dumbest fucker ever
>played hermione in the harry potter books
yes that was me and yes i am drunk. i shall leave
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>>734233872
ah, i see. Not used 4chan in like a year so im basically helpless
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>>734234062
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you serious? LMAO soooo they change her story to make sure she came out of a womb? She was supposed to be a handful of sand that Zeus made into a woman.
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a good future for the DCEU is one without snyder
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>>734234202

4chan pass has been around since 2012, although it's not commonly used, and only recently did they introduce this attention whoring mechanism that forces others to see the clover.
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>>734234213

Wonder woman is supposed to be a creation of zeus? That is the comic book back story for her?

Wow, holy shit, i was waaaaay off.

However, is anything mentioned in the comics about her being sterile?
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>>734234213
Not anymore dude. Retcon like 6 years ago.
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>Go see wonder woman
>Mediocre at best
>Talking to a group of people say how I didn't really like it
>"You're just sexist and pissed that a female is a better superhero than you"

All of my what
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>>734231116
isn't that like the whole point about superhero movies?
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>>734234311
You know Snyder put that movie together and handed it off right?
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>>734233422
only because women get better healthcare than men and their cancer gets more money than any cancer out there.
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>>734234513
Kek of kek/IGN

Would chuckle again
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>>734234477
Shitty. So shes just another super human thats even more super than her counterparts that should b e the same?
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>>734234534

I don't know about an objective point to superhero movies, but i don't derive that point personally.

Like, i enjoy batman because i like to imagine a world where we have a benevolent criminal who is actually effective, where our police force is so very not. And i like spiderman on the basis of it being like... a softcore revenge fantasy. He gets fucked over constantly in life and eventually is vindicated.

That's the modern imaginings of these heroes, they were different stories in the past.
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>>734233173
Nope, movies are sports teams now
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>>734234796
Superman > All other plebs.
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>>734234868
Just wait till they need to make a black Superman.
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>>734234908
black gay Islamic woman Superman
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>>734234868

I don't really care for most versions of superman that i've seen. It's not that he's not a fine hero, but he's just kind of boring. Like even fuckin' hercules had flaws - he would occasionally lose his temper and kill a bunch of people he shouldn't.

My favorite USE of superman in fiction that i've seen is from the iron giant.
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>>734235002
Transexual pansexual iraqui Batman
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>>734235002
/thread
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>>734235047
>He's boring
Christ that's how you know someone hasn't read Superman. Go to co/.
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>>734231116

Or imagine being you - a dumb fuck who can't validate a fucking thing.
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>>734235047
Holy shit, I just saw that a few days ago.
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>>734234534
14 year olds don't live vicariously through Thor or Iron Man. Kids don't say "I want to be an Asgard when I grow up."

Women actually do this.
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>>734231956
huge strides Islam is making
yeah, I never saw someone run so fast* evolutionary

*backwards
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>>734235047
Looks like Injustice Superman is right up your alley you edgy psycho
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>>734231956
my day was not in vain
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Wonder Woman, The first Avenger with tits. In other words you know exactly what will happen with zero at risk.
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>>734235483

Yes, edgy. As edgy as greek tragedy. As edgy as stories written thousands of years ago. I'm on the cutting edge, i am.
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>>734235366
>Kids don't say "I want to be an Asgard when I grow up."
Maybe because ├ůsgard is a place.
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>>734233536
that's what male feminist believe, supporting pussies gives them pussies.
but subliminal most of them consider that weak beta, and the feminist agenda gives the woman even more power over anything sexual. Have fun in your blueballed utopia. Hope you have a big dick because they are just as sexist as they claim men to be.
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>>734235698
Superboy-Prime
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>>734234868
the flash > superman
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Most women in the US or Europe have never faced any adversity that couldn't be fixed by crying or begging a man for help.

They don't fight wars or suffer for their art or do anything noteworthy. But, naturally, they still desire the cultural cachet of conquering adversity, of accomplishment, so they co-opt stupid pieces of media like this or make up movements to "liberate" themselves from a non-existent patriarchy.


Fuck I should have been born a classical Greek. I think I'm starting to hate women.
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>>734231116
I mean, to be fair, being the DC universe's best movie is kind of like being the best shit you've ever taken.
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>>734235795
then again they made Heimdall [Heimdalr] "the whitest of the gods" be a black dude
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>>734236534
Goku> Flash and Superman
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>>734236769
hey i'm still proud of that 18in log
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>>734236908
The Flash > Goku and Superman
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>>734236910
Wow, that must be at least a couric! Good job, bro!
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>ranking wonder woman over the dark knight

fucking bitch should shut her mouth
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>>734236857
Lol. True. As a Norwegian I hate how they fuck up our native religion and myths. I mean, when those myths were prevalent, no one had even seen a black dude before. Obviously all of them should be Scandinavian.
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>>734236769
>Watchmen
>V for Vendetta
>Batman trilogy
not even mentioning the pre 2000 movies
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>>734231599
Fucking this
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>>734238221
>any of those three
>good
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>>734238510
Watchmen is god-tier. Way better than the rest of these cringey superhero films like Captain America. are you #teamtony or #teamcap - fucking cringe.
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>>734238290
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>>734231116
Funny shit because the other half of the sjws are upset because she isn't 450 lbs.
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>>734239472
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>>734239503
Proof that they'll never be happy
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>>734231116
all shit like that makes is put male viewers off

if the feminists had one once of brain they would be making films and changes subversively
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>>734239520
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>>734239625
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>>734234908
There is a black green lantern and a gay green lantern, so I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>734239520
i sure would like to touch her bagina :)
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