Why aren't you faggots at work?

>>734210209
Day off.

>>734210209
night shift doesn't start for a few hours

>>734210812
same

>>734210209
i'm done whit my shift

>>734210209
Vacation, my gf broke her ankle though so I'm home taking care of her.

>>734210209
I work weekends

>>734210209
I am. Currently taking a shit

Afternoon shift.

I am at work I don't have anything to do until 2 when I have to watch undergrads in chem lab to make sure they don't blow anything up

I dont have a job

Just quit my job a few days ago. In the process of finding something that sucks less.

>>734210209
day off, already working on a morning buzzzzzzzz

>>734211035
this guy fucks

At work. Waiting for concrete truck.

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>>734211210
>>734211279

because usually I have Mondays off, bit it was holiday yesterday so I have today off. I will go watch Alien Covenant this afternoon .

>>734211428
Where do you live? I want to see it too

>>734211428
B b but that's not how holidays work, you get that day off. Which was during your weekend so take the holiday pay you got from yesterday and get the fuck back to work

>>734210948
same

i work weekends over night by myself

boss is trying to make me quit cuz he was forced to give me a raise of 50 cents for a whopping 8 dollars an hour

>>734210209
I am, the thing is I'm not working

>>734211210
This

because it's 6:15 pm faggot, i'm making dinner

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I grow weed for a living mfw people out there actually work kek

>>734210209
Cause its 12:19am here

>>734210209
Retired.

>>734212991
Hear about that opium field they found in U.S.?
Those boys will be working the state farm for a while.

>>734213369
69 checked, & no i havent

>>734210209
i already came from work.

>>734210209
Schools finished

I got laid off

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I work outa the home.

>>734210209

bc i start tomorrow

I am at work, I drive a cab so I have all kinds of down time to shitpost.

I am. Just on a smoke break

>>734210209
Working from home, faggot.

>>734210209
I am a student but it's half term for me so I have no college until the 7th June.

I got rear-ended on the way to work. So I took the day off.

I still gotta get the rental car.

>>734210812
this

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>>734210209
Unemployed

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well I dont work. my girlfriends needs her feet serviced every day after work, and because I cant "control my desires" so i got a lock and finally SECURE chastity. she says shes happy with it atm, and will undo the cage and PA lock in 2-3 years if there are no further problems.

so she lets me enjoy her barefeet as much as I want but pussy and asshole off limits, and the lock really hurts when i get hard which is how I must learn to control my desires. i think i finally became a man now!

and on special occasions? she lets me suck her cum out of her pussy and rides my tongue when she feels like it. it tastes SO good and i didnt know girls had cum until a few months ago LOL. so what do you think /b/? AMA

>>734217025
I think you should just die, not kill yourself, just die.

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>>734217025
Here anon, I'll speak for 99.9% of the thread..

>>734210209
Because I found out my sister hadn't had pneumonia for two weeks, it's just her kidneys failing.

Stay at home dad+recently got arrested and can't go back to work till case is settled :/

>>734213490
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/americas-heroin-epidemic/500-million-opium-poppy-field-discovered-north-carolina-n764801

>>734210209
I work nights, I haven't even gone to bed yet.

>>734211279
>phew, good thing I don't pay rent

>>734211784
tell me who your boss is and I'll do you a favor.

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>>734210209
I am at work.

>>734217025
Pasta
>>734217232
>>734217560
IT'S PASTA YOU FECKING IDIOTS

Cause it is late evening

>>734217856
if you can treat that lightly, you can murder anyone friend.