REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

as the first post is the best post, you have to reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

K

>>734206592
plz be 5'2

>>734206592
Please kind sir

>>734206592
Ty op

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if dubs then the truth

>>734206592
Cool! Another girlfriend

please God

wew

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Pls be cate blanchett

Sure. I'll roll for a second girl

Nothing better to do

No dubs she has penis

Dubs shes your perfect type

Yo

>>734206592
p

k

lmao

Is meme magic real?

>>734206592
jokes on you, i asked her to be my girlfriend yesterday

Ok..I wanna see how this goes

this better work op

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>>734206592
Please.

>>734206592
Well, it can't hurt to try... can it?

>>734206592
THESE THREADS NEVER WORK!!

yeaahahaha

You are lying, no one could love me. Not even myself

never works but, anyway, who cares?

>>734206592
I don't think so

pls

ok

>>734206592
I do and never nothing happens.

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>tfw I had one and it was the worst ever

i higly doubt it but its worth trying

doubt it

Going for it

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i want to believe, but i know its not gonna happen

>>734207851
greentext now

checking in

>>734206744
damnit

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Having a girlfriend is like owning a boat. At first, it's great, but then you keep throwing money into it and wasting time maintaining it until you realize that the burden outweighs the fun.

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Fuck it

>>734206592
Rollin, rollin, rollin
My balls are really swollen
Raaaawhiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

This thread is powerful. Too powerful. As I am writing this, I have not yet posted in this thread, and yet I have had a girlfriend for the past year? As a year ago is indeed "by tomorrow", does that mean this post's strength transcends time? Does my future response ensure my reception of a girlfriend in the past? I felt myself compelled to respond, achingly attacked by these questions, if only to be sure that I was not disturbing a stable time loop, which, should this thread 404 without my response to it, I shall be transported to an alternate reality where my girlfriend and I never met. This post was my life's calling, my destiny. Thank you anon, you have done me a service.

>>734206592
ok

Pls be cute

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K OP

No i won't

>>734207643
This is why we need to work on cloning.

>>734206592
done.
please let her be mormon.

>>734206592
I dont even want one

Can't hurt to try at this point. Just want a nice girl who's pretty.

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>>734206592
Done

lol at this

>>734206744
F

>>734206592
I want to believe.

>>734206592
K

Fuck me she's cute.
Replying because why not.

Hope springs eternal

>>734206592

͔̰̣͉͓̙̺͙̯̟̔̑ͧR̢̛͍̤̩͎̻͙̻͂ͭ̿ͪ͛͘ͅ ͉͈͕̠̎̈̓ͣͬ̊́̚͘͝E̶̶̛̦͓̤͍ͪ͐ͧ͂ͤ͒̈́̓ͯ͐͆̈͟ ̷͕̼͎̬̗̤̹̭̬̙̟͖̍̎̇̃̀̌ͭ̂́͟͢͜ͅP̛̹͕̪͙͇͎ͧͨ̍̈͠͞ ̼̤͎̬͎̹̖̩̠̦͕͓͍̜̫̳͒͊̓̆ͭ̈ͫ̒͌̔̌̽̓͛ͭͦ̚͟͠͝L̵̵͇̼̜͖̙̻̗͚̥͙͖̇̔̆͆ͪ͌̐̈ͤ͊̊ͦ̕ ̴͖̟͓̣̪͎̩̳̫̤̀̇̈́ͣͬ̓͂́͂̆͊́̚͝ͅͅİ̴̱͙̙̩̻̼͎̯͂̈́ͩͫͬ̌ͨ̎̽̓̎́͟͠ ̥͕͍̘͎͛̆̔̓ͦ͌̍͑͌͐̀͘͢Ȩ̯̙͉͇̙̞̠͚̭̰̞̼͈̥̤̼͔̎̍́͗ͦ̒ͪ̄ͦ̔̽̎̇̊̾̚͟͜͢͠ ̵̶̙͍̦̺̫͇̰̠̪̮̮͕͈̹͑̐̋ͧ͗ͮ̑ͫͤͧͭ͛̍ͣ̉̀̕D̡͈͈͎̻̝̩̟̥̺̝̥̗̯̝̦ͦ̆̽̑̆̇͟͡͡ͅͅͅ
̷̣̤̮͚̬̰ͭͫ͊ͪͮ̄̿̀͐̀͞ͅ ̟̞̗̬̹̹̯͓͚̠̙͗̎͊͛͑ͣ͂͊ͫ̀̚͢͡E̴̵̙͈̜͙̝͌̂͊̆̏͒ͫ̿̉ͨ́͜͟
͍̟͔͔͈̟̯̝̙̖͉̘̖̺͑̊̃ͬ͑͒͐̃̓̇ͣͤͩ̽̚̚͢͡͠͠͠P̷͚̯̹̳͍̠͙͕̬̼̱̯̫͕̟͚̣̜̬ͭ̒͆̃̐̎̍̎̈́̊͗ͬ͒̍ͬ̀́͜
̨̗̱͇͚͔̮̮̝̯̻̳͈̺͓͈͉̹͈ͨ͑ͫ̽ͧ̍ͦ̏̄̍́͒̽̋͊̀́̚͞ ̨̢̘̖͇̠ͬ̉̈̉̈́ͨ͆͊ͮ͞͡ͅL̵̨̩͓̩̱̝̭̖̖̳͌̓̏̊̄̄̉͐̔̃͗͂ͣ̔̐̊̃̊̚
̶̷̤̞͉͕̪͉̟̮͎͎͍̱̦̫͉̓̉ͤ̈͛̐͠͡I̸̟̤͚͍̘͉̰̜͊̈́͐̎ͣ́͟͝
̵͎͔̰͕̹̱̭̤̟̱̰̼̳̭̂̏̓ͮ͛͋̽ͭͦ͊ͭ̌̕͡ͅ ̴̧͖̗̩̮̤̱̪̼̙̬̐̆ͩ̽ͤͤ́ͅE̴̠͇̤̫̗̗͙̣̹̱͔̬͖͎̒ͮ͗̊̍͡ͅ
̷̸̵̼̳̬̻̜̤̰̜͖͙̘̭̠̭͈̜͒̇͌͑̽͂͐́ͭ͗ͦͣ́ͯ̚͠D̨̙̤͉̰̹̯̣̱̖̹͖̯̺͓͛̆̌͛͐͑ͦ́̚͘͡

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>>734208888
so were not gonna check these quads?

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>>734206592

>>734206592
K whateves

K

Girlfriend by her free will or by force?

Please work

>>734206592
Like who?

>>734206592
>>734206592

I take that. thanks.

I have nothing to lose but my virginity

I'm still waiting for the last three

>>734206592
i doubt it

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>>734206592

>>734209535
I am in

>>734206592
sure

>>734206592
it will never works

>>734206592
It didn't work last time but Imma keep trying

Please be real

>>734210080
Get out of the hosue and go to a bar or something. Online dating sometimes works as well.

>>734206592
why do you keep making this stupid post all the time? you use the same picture and exactly the same words... whats the deal? do you really just want to bait people that much?

k

gf pls

Replying

>>734206592
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
No, I won't.

why isnt this working

love me emilie

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>>734206592
Let's hope..

>>734206592
I doubt it.. but here goes!

desperation game is strong

Replying

>>734206592
Need me some puss

>>734210477
Ayyyy check em

>>734206592
ok

>>734206592
PRAISE JESUS

>>734210247
Not with that attitude

Was gonna kill myself tomorrow anyways, so why not?

>>734206592
OP I trust you mane.

>>734206744
Dam

it'll work this time right?

Dam

>>734206592
Screw it, can't hurt nothin'.

Nothing to lose, fuck it

>>734207999
Goddamn, nice trips.

And I dunno, Anon, I think the cynicism comes from not finding the right girl.

Well here we go

At least I can try

>>734206592
Nigger

>>734206744
Not cool

>>734206592
asd

>>734206592
I believe in this post.

>>734206592
ok

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>>734206592

i hope

>>734206592
we'll see OP

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>>734206592
Roll

please please please

>>734206592
dsgh

>>734206592
Ayyy

>>7342067
Get hit by a truck

k m8

please

>>734206592
ha, like those thing really happens

>>734206592
didnt work last time

>>734206592
LETS PRAY THIS WORKS, THANKS.

What?

>>734206592
please it's getting too hard to go on alone

Cough

>>734206592
I don't come outside and don't visit datingsites. My social anxiety is stronger than your meme-magic.

>>734206592
Really?

>>734206592
alright

sure why not

>>734206592
okay.

>>734206592
Please

Probably won't happen but replying out of desperation

My mother is still alive after all this time but I'm sure /b/ will have me on this one.

ok

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>be me
>get a gf in summer of 2016
>love her with all my heart
>tfw she doesnt love you as much back
>eventually breaks up
>get back with her again
>keep her until late winter of 2017
>never heard her voice once
>Cut off all communication because I'm a pussy
>Find out from another friend that "she's" a guy

End my life

>>734206592
Ok

Hope so

>>734206592
Yes pls!

Done, i swear it have to work

>>734206592
niggers

It really have to work

:(

>>734206592
didnt work before

>>734206744
NOoo

i will believe when i see it

Lies

Can't hurt

ok

welp

ravioli ravioli gib me gf i deservioli

Ok

gonna tell my crush tmr might work kek

hoping on dups for extra luck

>>734206592
pls

>>734206592
I don't believe you.

Fingers crossed

roll cuz lonely

Why not

>>734206592
Okay

>>734206744
Fag

>>734206592
Please

Am i crying right now?

>>734206744
Ok

Ravioli ravioli give me the gf I deservioli

>>734206592
Faggot

>>734206744
>>734206592

Cute chubby gf kthx

precious precious OP, make it happen

give it to me

Doubt but hell worth a shot

#hope

okokok

>>734206744
Joke's on you, she died last night

Pls

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>>734206592

>>734208384
Dutch fag?

>>734206744
thank mr skeltal

>>734206592
F

>>734206592
asd wannnt

>>734206744
NO shit

>>734206744
gfgfhfghf

Ha, I wish

>>734206592
k

I have one cheers ! Got her today

>>734206592
Fuck me.

>>734206592
Rolling for dubs.

there is nobody who would love me

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

girlfriend or stalker

>>734206592
i am a muslim, so will she be 8?

>>734206592
i'd like one thanks

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>>734206592
no i wont

>>734206592
ty man

My last 2 digits are my chance at5 success!

Will i be able to grab her by the pussy?

>>734206592
not mind if i do

Gross dude.

>>734206744
fuck you

>>734206744
yeah man

well well well we are going to see

>>734206592
pls

rolling for tinder

>>734206592
If it doesn't happen...

not a chance

Will not

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Op Why do you post this over and over?

lets do this

>>734206744
Bicton

Be a man.

cmon

>>734206592
rolling

>>734206744
k

F

>>734206592
i wish :(

Fh

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>>734206592

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wouldn't that be nice

I'm actually going on a date tonight. Why not?

>>734206592
I actually have a date tomorrow so here goes

I better

let's hope

The Internet is never wrong

>>734206592
Sure.

>>734206592
let it happen already ffs

>>734206744
fuck u

>>734206592
k

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Eh, why not. Can't hurt.

>>734206744
Pic related.

I expect a free blowjob after paying her rates.

Evelyn please.

>>734206744Fag

>>734206592
Cool

>>734206592
pls

>>734206592
gib gf plox

>>734206592
yes please
thank you

>>734206592
Meh, worth a shot. I'll report in tomorrow and tell you my results

>>734206592
I don't believe you.

>>734206592
Please

bullshit

Bs

I highly doubt this.

Pls

thats a funny joke

Trap get