Good morning, /b/. I thought today you might enjoy a guided tour

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>>734206098
Here we have our protagonist thoughtfully studying a puzzle with Sheldon. He has attempted to mimic Sheldon’s expression, posture, and attire for this image with predictably mixed results. Also observe how he is incapable of scaling himself properly in relation to others in the frame; this will become a recurring theme.

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>>734206098
Ahh yes, a night out with the guys. Though the rest of the boys are visibly engaged in a heated argument, our man simply cannot contain his wall-eyed joy at being along for the ride. Presumably he got a bit lazy with this one, as this looks to be an older photo of him not well matching the scene. At least he’s not wearing one of their shirts.

holy shit

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>>734206098
And what would be the fun of a night with the guys without a girls night too? Once again he is entirely out of scale with the rest of the group, although he is back to sporting a Sheldonesque Superman shirt. Notice how he’s pulling Amy’s drink towards him? What might he intend to do with that? In this instance, he helpfully annotates that this is his “first time at the bar.” Big day for him.

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>>734206098
Back with the boys, there would seem to be something wrong. “Why are Sheldon and Howard upset with me?” he wonders to the audience.

Bump for interest

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>>734206098
Perhaps this is the cause of the tension? Our leading gentleman would seem to agree: “Leonard and Sheldon are mad at me lol.” This is one of the more elaborate shoops, as he has taken a background image of Sheldon and added in a disapproving Leonard from another scene, as well as Penny from yet another before adding himself to the mix. Also: dat creep hand. Look at that thing.

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>>734206098
Presented without comment.

>>734206155
Brutal

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>>734206098
In our final installment, he has advanced to adding captions within the shoop itself. It’s actually a better shop job than the others, aside from his disproportionately large head. Progress? You decide.

I do hope you enjoyed this exclusive showing. It's truly an artistic masterpiece in its own way.

>>734206098
Bump for appreciation

>>734206098
i really want to laugh but this is too brutal

Thank you for this, Anon. Today was a good day.

>>734206098
what's the facebook name ?

>>734206564
Is there such a thing as too brutal on /b/? We used to do shit like this all the time

>>734206609
Joe Sheldon Steiger

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>>734206351
How did you come by these pictures, OP?

>>734206098

Archive this insanity.

>>734206754
My roommate brought them to my attention, they're on a public social media page. He insinuated that he was not sufficiently dead inside to share the amusement with /b/, but I might be. He was most correct.

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>mfw the reason his face looks like that isn't that he is bad at Photoshop, he is actually deformed on top of everything

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>>734206886
Oh lordy.
I was briefly concerned that OP had concocted these images himself in an effort to get /b/ to go after some random guy with a weird head, but this appears to be legit. Have we found our new Chris?

>>734206098
Thanks Anon I really needed this.

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Holy shit, he actually made it boys, he's lived the dream!!

>>734206181
>Notice how he’s pulling Amy’s drink towards him?
Is that his hand or hers?

>>734207038
The internet is such a gift

>>734207082
It's definitely his, look at the placement

>>734207111
Nah
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411582/mediaviewer/rm1211346432

>>734207041
My ongoing quest to bring us original content will never be tainted by chicanery, anon

>>734207229
Ahh, I see. You are correct, anon.

>>734207038


He looks like he has Cerebral Palsy, the bad kind of cp

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>>734207066
is that....a pic of HIMSELF in the bazinga shirt?!?

>>734207306
Is /b/ now somehow above mocking the disadvantaged? It never was in my day lol

>>734207377
MY GOD IT IS. Good eye, anon

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Made some coffee and decided to check what you fucking assholes were up to today and ayyyy worth it. Mah niggah OP.

>>734207510
Shit like this reminds me of old /b/. pre-2008 /b/.

>>734207306
His facebook page shows several posts about muscular dystrophy

>>734206240
brilliant shoop work.

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>>734207569
link plz

>>734207510
>>734207563

I often find myself missing the old /b/, so from time to time I attempt to bring it back for a moment. Glad my fellow anons can appreciate it.

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So as fucked up as we all are, I'm assuming we make this man the new prince of /b/ instead of destroying him. I thought for sure his face was like shopped with the wave effect or some shit.

The guy seems to really know the cast, some even visited him in the hospital. Can't hate on this kid, sorry

>>734206098
impressive work

>>734207634
Nah. Do your homework.

>>734207231
God bless you good sir

>>734207711
Oh certainly, we're obligated to mock and laugh of course but in an admiring fashion. No destruction necessary.

>>734207066
imagine how hard it would be to try to pretend to be happy around a creature that deformed and disgusting

>>734207704
>>734207563

fair enough, aint no fucking copypasta or a trump thread. grats again OP. Today you were not a faggot. we gonna annihilate this fuck or make him the prince.

someone shoop him fucking moot

>>734207823
Be the chemo you want to see in the world. It's the only way.

>>734207925
Clown Prince of /b/?

>>734207704
very much appreciated

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>>734207890
lol I imagine that the jew actor is pretty chill, seems to be. Can just imagine that cuoco bimbo putting on an act for sure.

I wonder if he looks at his shirt in the mirror or his actual fact or if he has another shirt where his face is all fucked up.

I also wonder if he goes to one of those sketch artists in the park who make you all cartoony and shit if he just ends up getting a normal portrait by them

He looks like he's melting

>>734207704
You're a godsend, my friend

http://joesteiger.com/

OP is not a faggot today. Nice.

>>734207890

He is disgusting on the outside, but you are disgusting on the inside.

>>734206098
This thread is gold and OP was too. What a wonderful start to the morning!

>>734208210
Dear sweet fuck

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Brother!

>>734208216
TBF i'd rather be disgusting on the inside. At least I still get laid and won't suffer from ever burning sexual desire and self hate <3

>>734206098
This is the reality. It's brutal, harsh, cold, sad and humbling. It's so disgusting that it becomes beautiful.
Thank you, op.

>>734208306
Have a lulzy day my friend

>>734208490
You can also just fake being nice, win-win!

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>>734207066
man, you guys are right, this guy's missing a normal life and the best thing it has to offer, but he got his hobbies and passions and he reached his goals. at least he's doing something, you know, he's not a quitter, he holds on to something. this guy's ugly and handicapated, but I have more respect for him than for the fuckers who're mocking him. (I don't know any of you, I don't know him and "big bang theory" is fucking lame, but it's just my opinion). and yeah, photoshopping yourself in photos with celebrities and other people is cringy, I give you that.
cheers and have a good day, you alpha males.

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>>734206098
jesus fucking christ kek

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>>734208210
>click link
>see Contact menu
>so it begins, the great shitstorm of our time

>>734208556
You have truly grasped the vision behind this. Thank you for joining us anon

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>>734208662
Mother of god. There's a youtube link.

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holee sheet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4GE2WFYdk

Why is his head so fucking crooked?

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>>734207739
bitch, im 39; i haven't had homework in over 20 years lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4GE2WFYdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2pGhzT0hs

He can't speak. The voyage continues.

>>734208643

Exactly. The guys who are mocking him are probably worse off (socially, at least). Why are you losers picking on this guy? He is low hanging fruit.

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>>734209179

>on /b/
>questioning morals
hello newfriend

this dude used to show up in my instagram feed of stuff that could interest me
>blocked him after he showed up three times

>>734209093
Notice how he says "I wasn't challenged by anyone" in the ice bucket challenge vid? As in he has no human interaction? Kek

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>>734209179
>come to /b/
>be morally superior
>mfw

>>734209217
This.

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Well faggots, since I'm sure some of you fuckers in here are old school, I demand rule 34 on Joe Steiger.

and then I'll send them to him.

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>>734209003
He challenged one of the cast members from the Big Bang Theory and used one if his Photoshop pictures

>>734209217

Been here longer than you I bet, which isn't anything to brag about....

harassing a disabled person in RL wasnt ever a real popular activity on here, so I dont know what past you are remembering

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He looks like he has a fucking orange segment for a head.

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>>734209003
The voice, my sides!

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>>734209422
What IRL harassment? We're enjoying some mockery from a distance. Nobody's tipping the cow.

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>>734206134

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Thread of year

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>>734209422
>discussing within a thread
>harassing

just shut the fuck up and take what we give you newfriend

>>734209576
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. An exact match

>>734207704
Commenting because this thread has definitely been one of the best in /b/ in a long time. Thanks anon.

>>734209556

I got no problem with that, but someone above mentioned finding his contact info. Just let the guy live in peace and don't mess with him in RL. The guy seems to have it bad enough as is.

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>>734209416
bump

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>>734209795
>Just let the guy live in peace

>>734209795
No, fuck you

>>734209795
Those are reasonable bounds, I don't think he meant it in that way- the "contact" list is just links to his other social media pages (youtube, etc.) which provides us more resources from which to glean lulz not to actually fuck with him

>>734209795
Agreed. Like Chris Chan, it is best to observe the creature rather than interfere in it's lifestyle.

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>>734209898
youre on the wrong site, kid

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>>734209217
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>>734209281

/b/ was never about picking on disabled people, you "oldfags". I'm not saying /b/ is SJW, but it ain't chaotic evil either.
Cringe threads? yes, that's a fart in the wind.

You're the kind of breed that comes on /b/ just to brag that he's browsing /b/ and he's edgy and he's so fucked up and acting cool about it.
Newfags or not, you don't really understand what's up with this board, or how it was once.
It changed

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>>734210049
its best for you to gtfo and be moral somewhere better than fucking 4CHAN YOU MONG

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>>734210098
you just proved youre new. straight the fuck up.

>>734209780
Many thanks for the kind words, I'm very pleased that keks were shared today

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>>734210170
yeah you rule, fuck those whtiehat moralfaggots

>>734210098
We're not picking on him IRL or fucking his life up, like another anon said we know to sit back and enjoy the keks without tipping the lolcow. We've done this countless times. This is /b/

>>734210065
>not understanding the gif
>on an image-based bulletin board

no u, faggot

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>>734210098
>being this new
>being so new you have to try and prove you're not new countless times

you sound like a fucking retard

>>734210127
Anon, i'm an oldfag, and throughout the years here I've realized that it's best to just leave a target that's done nothing wrong alone. Newfags will go and harass this guy, but sooner or later they'll realize that it's not cool and 4chan (at least, oldfags who know better) isn't full of assholes.

Someone better be screencaping this thread, it's gold.

>>734210573
Yes please, I'm no good at this. Can somebody step up and help?

>>734210573
What exactly is worth screen capping?

There are like 10 photos of the guy, and that's it. No great jokes. No memorable quotes. Nothing of note other than his goofy photos.

How new are you??

>>734210842

rule 34 please.

>>734210842
Fucking kek. Thanks for this anon

>>734206155
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with OP referring to this autist as "our man"

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at least I got a reaction image out of this

>>734210962
It was merely intended to indicate that he is the main subject of the piece, a lolcow for our enjoyment

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>>734208114
>he just ends up getting a normal portrait by them
he has a lot of illustrations of himself on his site, all with normal body

>>734211000
HOLY FUCK THAT IS GLORIOUS. Saved.

>>734206181
That's her hand you Philistine. Our boy would never spike a woman's drink, he's obviously a gentleman

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>>734206351
>Clearly a guy with a disability/deformity
>Can't make friends because people make fun of him
>Make fun of him because he doesn't have friends
How's it feel being the scum of the earth, OP

>>734206271
sissy thread?

>>734206351
Standard b fare

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>>734206098
Include me in the screencap.

>>734211101
My deepest apologies. You are correct. And he would never cheat on Penny anyway.

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>>734206098

Still not as good a thread as Things Ellie Likes.

>>734211130
/b/ is the scum of the earth. This is why we're here.

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>>734211101
A gentleman indeed

>>734207712
>yeah, and Penny kissed him in that one pic
....

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>>734210098
>mfw this post

>>734207306
>The bad kind of CP

kek

>>734211619
MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST CEREBRAL PALSY

>>734209003
I can't click that, it's too much
Without a voice in a still image he's a joke.

Moving and talking'll makes it a real human being

>>734211068
>"normal" body
Pic not related

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>>734211747
>a voice

I have good news for you

>>734211747
No worries then

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>>734206098
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>>734206351
>30.05.2017 - The day OP won all of the internet points.
You glorious motherfucker.

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>>734210842
Is this how legend of Orange Head, prince of /b/ is born?

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>>734207890
imagine how hard it would be to live as a creature that deformed and disgusting, PLUS living in a world that ridicules you for it at the same time

>>734212449
>posting memes from 2018
Fuck you newfag

>>734210098
Nigga, shut up. This is fucking premo /b/ shit.

The guy has ALS, a terrible disease. Real talk, I would never make fun of this guy IRL, but sharing and making fun of his cringe pics? Come on, dude. Of COURSE I'm going to do this.

You're on the wrong board if this offends you.

>>734212350
Many thanks. /b/ is my home, and I owe it much. This offering of lulz offsets my debt a bit

It's like some of you are proud to be degenerate losers as if you ever had a choice. Society has chewed you up and spit you out

he got to meet them afterhe raised some cash on go fund me.

Poor bloke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaUHMZWGnKA

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>>734212721
>muh newfag maymays
Fuck you, I'll use whatever memes I'll want. Pic related specially for you.

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zimbabwe

>>734213384
What on earth

>>734213384
Is that Summer Glau?

>>734206098

Good stuff OP

>>734213654
Looks like it

I feel sorry for the guy. I would be his friend.

>>734214214
I think most of us would, but we come to /b/ for heartless laughs. You can take amusement from his cringeyness while also acknowledging that he deserves friends IRL. We mock our friends in jest, do we not?

>>734211563
off topic, but I bang the shit out of blonde on the right.

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>>734213384
He has improved his photoshop skills

thank you for making me sad

Can someone use the "push" tool to push his lower face back to normal?

dude looks like someone hit him in the face with a shovel

dear lord....

Well it's been a delight gentlemen, moralfags notwithstanding. I'm very pleased to have shared this with you. A flicker of the spirit of /b/ is still alive.

>>734209093

Thank you modern medicine for keeping this alive............................to rot away in a chair until death.

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>>734209576
lawl

>>734209065
This nigga didn't go to college!

>>734215815
If more people were like you OP, /b/ would be pinnacle of content generation.
Or at least if newfags would stop tryharding to act like oldfags.

I'm not retarded but I would also like to meet the cast of the big bang theory. Can we make that happen? Or is it only the disabled who can "make their dreams come true"?

Some people are fine, some are retarded. I didn't make the rules. We should laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves, cos those more fortunate are laughing at us.

>>734216707
We could be so much greater, but it requires effort most aren't willing to put forth. Our house is a mess, but who will actually pick up a broom? Who will actually seek out new content to contribute to /b/'s wellbeing on their own time? We're just living here in inertia while the garbage piles up around us.

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What's not to love ?

>>734217207
I am thinking about daily newfag education threads to be honest. Explaining stuff like avoiding obvious baits, importance of lurking and such. Teaching newfags how to 4chan basically.
I'm fascinated by site's culture and history. Stuff that's currently in denial.
Laugh at me, but 4chan is one of the most important - if not the most important - sites in Internet's history. So much internet language originates or was refined here. So much concepts. Not only that, but each board have specific traits to it...

>>734217877
I could not agree with you more

Put me in the screencap fam

>>734208215
OP did good work today. But OP is ALWAYS a faggot.

>>734217877
>avoiding obvious baits
Look at this shit >>734207110

>>734218646
Fucking cancer

>>734219939
Troll that M. dude. But subtely, while saging the shit out of this crap. Good ol' fuckery.

>>734217877
reddit culture is better lel

>lemonkeyface.jpg

>>734220607
It's way different. Reddit bases on renown system boosted by Karma, while 4chan lives of anonimity. You don't have "fake internet points" to back you up.

We need a hero.

A hero that can shop him into even more scenes and ridiculous scenarios with the cast. As a gift. To the Prince.

>>734221023

This.

I like a chronologically ordered convo, no one organized and prioritized by upvotes.

This was just...amazing. Thank you op. Today is a good day.

>>734221125
Both systems have their advantages and disatvantages. Most important thing in not to mix them up.

>>734221047
God damn I wish I had the skills to do this

>>734220420
If I wasn't currently engaged in trolling neoliberals on another site I would. Good trolling requires focus.

>>734222121
Thread was pushed above bump limit and died, so mission accomplished regardless. Quite fun in the end.

>>734222658
Excellent work, /b/rother

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>>734208210
"Words are really hard to come by when trying to describe my Big Bang Theory dream. To me it’s like to trying to describe God."

>>734222746
Christ on a bike, my face may never recover from the cringe

toasting in epic bread

Muscular Dystrophy


http://joesteiger.com/2015/11/03/one-wish-achieving-my-big-bang-theory-dream/