Just bought this new rolex. You guys jelly? Also watch general thread

>>734202905
Your hand looks like a mitten

>>734202961
I was going to say that, thx

>>734202905
who wears a watch on their thigh?

>>734202905
Your hand looks smooth and round like a potato. I assume you're fat. A watch will not help this. Work out.

>>734202905
More like you made of jelly.

>>734202905
I'm over 300 pounds and even my hand doesn't look that fat, what are you?

>>734202905
Why is your watch on an uncooked ham?

>>734202905
Def not jelly of that hand tho.

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>uugh gotta draw new watch

>>734202905
Do you shave your hand?!?

Why the fuck does it look like you shave your arms and hands ?

Hairless fat guy

>>734202905
Are you Kim Dotcom IRL?

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>>734203080
Perfect

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>>734202905
Is that one of those fake ones from Silix Prime, because it sure looks like it is. Also, are you the Britbong Paedo?

>>734202905
I didn't know the Pillsbury dough boy could wear a watch.

>>734202905
Literally Patrick Star

>ITT

OP gets roasted

>>734202905
The only thing jelly is your blood, you fat donut eating fuck

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>>734203024
OP's hand

>>734202905
Best watch choice for under $100?

>>734203052
Made me lol

>>734203306
The fuck you have against eating donuts? I'm not saying they should be consumed everyday but for fucks sake try to enjoy your life every now and then.

>>734203407
Same, cracked up

>>734203432
Amerilard detected

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>>734203069
>being this jelly because can't afford an expensive time keeping device
Here's a cheaper one i got, I bet it's still expensive for you guys kek

>>734202905

No matter how rich or well dressed you are.

You are a fucking disguting pig and no women will love you. They just going for your money.

Have a nice day.

>>734202905
Fatass

>>734202905
B I G M E A T Y C L A W S

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>>734202905

>Just bought this new rolex

sure faggot

>>734202905
jokes on you i can't even read time

>>734203454
Europoor actually.

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Whoa!! lego hands IRL!

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omfg it's happening

>>734203461
Its definitely a pigs trotter

>>734202905
Looks like about 300-350 pounds.

I bet the watch was expensive too.

>>734203387
>watch
>under $100
for that price range, i suggest you just buy gumball machine lol

>>734202905
>babby's first luxury watch the watch

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>>734203461
HAHAHAHA
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK

>>734203387
For an automatic, Seiko 5.
>>734202905
That looks like shit.

>>734203387
casio g-shock

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>>734203461
how can you afford one of those things, when you spend at least $500 a day on twinkies and porkrinds alone?

>>734203461
Dear god your fingers have fat rolls. I can't imagine the rest of you when your body has nowhere else to store fat except the fingers XD

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Do not worry, op, i got roasted for being fat on my country chan too

Those fat standarts are shit, you just need to find a country with netter attitude

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>>734203461
sell your watches and get liposuction you fucking whale.

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>>734202905
Good news, Everyone! OP will still need to pay for sex.

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where is the fun if every fucking post is bait I don't get it faggots

>let's just make fun of someone that isn't even listening

whats the fucking point of it if we can't hurt someone's feels?
niggers

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>>734203644
>tfw forget pic
>>734203735
This.

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>>734202961
Kek

>>734202905

did you bought 2 bands to have enough links for your FUCKING FAT BROWN HAND

I think you're lovely OP and I'm glad you were able to afford your new watch. I recently purchased a Withings steel pseudo smart watch and I love it, you should check them out if you havent seen them before.

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>>734202905
>Buys nice watch to offset disgusting looks.
>doesn't work. Still fat as fuck.

Why don't yph buy a gym membership and a personal trainer if you have all this "dough" to spend.

>>734203461
Nice hoove

>>734203881
Wait, all this "excess dough"

>>734202905
Why is that expensive Rolex wrapped around a lump of clay? That's quite reckless man.

>>734202905
Nice counterfeit.

>>734202905
what the fuck is wrong with your hand fella?

Better stop buying watches and make sure you have enough for insulin shots you idiot.

>>734203461
Fucking disgusting fucking demon rat claw i vomitted

>>734203461
so, your wrist is the same width of your hand. I've always been looking for a girl like you. These guys are young fags, they don't get real women.

>>734203607
>pigsoku

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I want something that says "I own this room. I own you!"

So you are a obese fatass who can afford a Rolex but not a gym membership. Why do you care enough to shave your arms like a faggot but not care about your obese body?

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My watches.

>>734202905
maybe if it looked good I'd b jealous of your watch. thank god it keeps time

>>734203461
>the fingers of satan

>>734204325
What if his obesity is a symptom of a disease?

>>734204336
tag is the definitive faggot watch
I bet you don't even pronounce it correctly

>>734204435
A disease of over eating and no physical activity? Yea, I bet he really suffers from that.

>>734203461
post tits

>>734202905
Why would you put a watch on a ham?

>>734204336
shitty watches
if you wanna buy seiko watches at least buy a monster

>>734204476
Le XD nice joke
>>734204519
The monster is the fucking ugliest watch on the planet

You shaved your fucking hand? OP wtf is wrong with you? A doughy mitten hand with stubble lmao. I bet you smell like typical fat guy, a harsh mixture of cologne of body odor because you fatties can wash between your jelly rolls

>>734204613
Stop bullyin, maybe he has cancer and saved money from treatmen to buy a thing he always wanted to have.

>>734203708
Try USA

>>734204704
maybe not, though

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I just bought these for 40 bucks. Did I get ripped off?

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>>734202905
why wear a watch when my phone has the time on it? You like wearing bracelets? Do hairy turds turn you on?

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My collection. Craft paper with high quality sticky tape drawn with fine ink. Also 18k wg rollez

What does it do? Show time? Wow... You know what else show time? My clock for 10eur

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>>734204736
No, thx, i dont wanna be shot

Holy shit. Your knuckles are even smothered in fat.
Why why whh.
I can tell youre a chick, I dont even care to ask for tits because I dont wanna fucking go blind.

>>734202905
Fake ass Rolex on a hambeast hand...
No! You may not have some oats brother.

>>734202905
Glub glub

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Inherited from my dad, never gonna need another watch again ever.

>>734204908
Thats a pretty decent fake, does the chrono work? 7750?
>>734204954
Suprisingly accurate.
>>734205276
Nice.

Very nice anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yOehoRTbLs

>>734205276
>need
>watch

>>734205382
I barely use my phone apart from texts/calls and never use it to look at the time.
It barely takes me half a second to look at my wrist, whereas it's a matter of a couple seconds to pull my phone out of my pocket, press the button, look at it then put it back.
It's just that simple.

>>734202905
Dude, your wrist and forearm should not be as wide as your fist.

Remove the watch, wear a couple of bricks on your wrists and ankles. Put the watch around your neck to prevent swallowing anything.

>>734205542
Don't get me wrong. I wear one too. The difference is I won't turn around and go home to get it if I forget to put it on. Watches have become luxury items. Not needed.

>>734205545
Picture isn't OP you fucking newfag nigger.
>>734203494
I swear to god you guys get dumber every summer.

If I was gonna buy a Rolex it definitely wouldn't have been that ugly piece of shit

>>734205780
That's true. I never forget to put it on tho, or at least haven't yet.

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The Rolex is fake. Almost as fake as your knuckles OP

>>734203461
Jesus Christ dude I lol'd so hard

>>734203349
what is reverse image

Haha

>>734205881
This is SO FUCKING METAL. I wish my kid drew this.

>>734203581
Underrated

ITT: We struggle with OPsity

Falling this hard for his bait....

>>734203639
>KILL YOURSELF
Give him some credit - he's working on it

>>734202905
nice bait.. but google the difference between jealous or envious.

>>734205881
BOMBA

>>734202905
Majin Buu, WAKE UP!!!!

>thinks expensive watch=respect

Oh anon, wait until you grow up and realize what's really important in life.

FYI: The greatest thing is life isn't "things"

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>>734204954
>jaeger lecoultre is "mid-tier"
>zenith is "mid-tier"
>rolex is in the saem tier as jaeger lecoultre
>rolex is "mid tier"

NIGGER
FUCKING
WHAT????

jaeger lecoultre and zenith both have models on the stock sale that cost 3 times as much as the most expensive rolex that you can ever buy, and they arent even in the high-tier price range

>>734210346
underrated

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>>734204954
>jaeger and zenith are mid tier with rolex

nigger please, zenith and jaeger both were exhibitors in the SIHH (a super luxury watch event only for V.I.P's - rolex was not invited.

thinking that rolex is some god-tier watch is like thinking that toyota avensis is a fucking luxury sports car

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Here's my watch, 720X480p camera able to take 2 hrs of colour video with sound. Awesome for "forgetting" in the bathroom. Cost? A whopping $35 cad with free shipping.

>>734210669
What an ugly fucking thing.

>>734202905
Where is your wrist?

>>734202905
What's up with that marshmallow hand?

>>734202905
Why buy a watch? Status? Because is expensive and useless when you have a smartphone.

>>734210738
Not meant for fashion idiot, meant for getting awesome voueur shots.

>>734210669
>Awesome for "forgetting" in the bathroom
nice

ugly as fuck tho

>>734210354
Why are you so secretive? Don't leave us in the dark. Tell us. What is really important in life? Or maybe you are just full of shit and envy of OP?

>>734210791
-saves battery on your phone.
-much easier to look at your wrist then take your phone out of your pocket or wherver it's stashed and turn it on.
-always have my watch on my wrist. quite often don't have my phone within arms reach

>>734204954
rolex and jaeger lecoultre are both mid-tier?

gee howcome I havent seen rolex making any 800k $ gyro-tourbillon grande complications recently??

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>>734203461
Successful trolling is successful.

>>734205360
It's literally paper.

>>734210791
It's basically man jewelry for the vast majority of people, armed forces, oil and gas workers and medical personnel being some of the exceptions.

>>734211122
so close to quints

>>734204954
>rolex and jaeger lecoultre arein the same tier

fuckdi0ouigndpasifhdf0uhg NIGGER WHAT

the MOST EXPENSIVE ROLEX FUCKING EVER cost 2,6 million dollars thats the same price as a FUCKING STOCK MODEL by jaeger lecoultre

>>734210993
> secretive
Uh..sure?

>jealous
Yeah that must be it kid. Get back to your spinner junior.

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Here's my diver. Casio makes a ton of shit tier watches, but this one is awesome. I have an Invicta for the weekends. Not real classy, but at least my shit isn't fake.

>>734212303
>Avoiding to answer the main question
So basically you are just full of shit.

>>734203461
You're implying that everyone in this thread is poor as shit. Also lose some fucking weight you narcissistic chromie. The come back to brag.

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I paid 7$ on this more than six years ago and still use it.

Now it have tons of scratches but still works properly. Had to replace the armband 3 times tho.

It is a nice way to start math classes by explaining different bases of numbers to the students.

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/g/ reporting

>>734212618
Next time try just asking a question instead of acting like a douchebag. You'll find people are more receptive to you.

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>>734212338
>Casio Duro
My nigga. I have one in black too. They're such a bargain. I want to get one in silver, but they don't make them any more, and are hard to come by.

>>734204336
Ew, tag. Go spend your money on something that isn't a waste of money. Like a datejust or a speedmaster.

>>734202905
What, you sold your fingers for a stainless (teehee) Submariner, no day-date?

Loser

>>734204908
That rolex is fake

>>734213437
>still not answering the question
Yep. Still full of shit.

>>734203461
Oh my holy gawd...dad porked a porker, huh? Show pic of your curly pigs tail or GTFO...oink

>>734203828
So, how long have you had CHF?

>>734202905
I'm not really jelly because my arms doesn't look like my tighs.

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>>734202905
It's like this but the other way around

I got up and walked to my kitchen unassisted this morning. Jelly?

>>734202905
Looks like an albino bear paw.

>>734213406
what is this

>>734213961
post your reason and I will let you know.

>>734202905
Your hand looks like a burn victims face

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>>734202905
My fossil watch

>>734202905
when you buy a rolex and it's not a gold day date, you shouldn't buy a rolex.

My watch is worth half a mil

>>734202905
That's funny it looks exactly like the watch someone else posted yesterday

>>734204777
Kinda surprised Aids skrillex or trigglypuff aren't on there... ah well. One can dream.

No because OP is a fat faggot.

>>734202905
No but you're made of it.

>>734202905
Fake and fat

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filthy dumb newfag scum.